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5820574 No.5820574 [Reply] [Original]

So, if you got tortured for a 1000 years you turn into a monster yourself and live only to spread misery and torture others?
She must be hollow inside. Does she even have a reason for existence?

>> No.5820582

>>5820574
>spread misery and torture others?
Isn't that enough? For me is.

>> No.5820578

troll exists to troll

>> No.5820583

she exists to provide us with fap material

>> No.5820594
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5820594

>>5820583
hard to come by.

>> No.5820607

>>5820574
It would take a lot less than a thousand years to turn me into a monster than enjoys torturing others. I already have everything but the ability to do so.

>> No.5820618

>>5820574
>hollow inside
>no reason for existence
Sounds like the majority of /jp/.

>> No.5820630
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5820630

you wouldn't refuse

>> No.5820631

>>5820574
Tortured for a 1000 years (umi) = /b/ for about an hour (irl)

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>> No.5820650

Im actually asain, and you people are disgusting. You dont see me fucking cosplaying Johnny Bravo, so stay your cracker ass the fuck out of my culture. I bet if you gus actually went to japan you'd go broke from buying everything anime related. Asia isnt hurr durr naruto fantasy land; its quite boring.

>> No.5820655

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeingTorturedMakesYouEvil

>> No.5820674

>>5820650
>Implying we give a shit about your backwater shithole country somewhere in Asia

>> No.5820671

Lambda sexings

>> No.5820686

>>5820650
I'm asian too and i could care less what they do you should just mind your damn business.

>> No.5820703

>>5820674
>>5820686

samefag

>> No.5820710

I wouldn't turn into a monster who spreads misery and torture. If anything I'd use my experience with it to help others break from the grasp of evil torturous witches.

>> No.5820711

>>5820703
Right....

>> No.5820726

>>5820630
>>5820640
link

>> No.5820737

I think making me erect is reason enough.

>> No.5820830

>>5820655
great. I spent the last hour or so reading on there

>> No.5821572

she's wearing training tits

>> No.5821608

34 and Bern are just plot devices to provide a villian to continue the story in the answer arcs since Battler is all 'you should be able to solve this' at this point.

>> No.5821624

I'd fill her up, if you know what I mean and I think you do and boy oh boy would I hypothetically be looking forward to giving her a reason for existance even if it's solely to be my debauched sex slave for the rest of her eternity

>> No.5821630

>>5820650 You dont see me fucking cosplaying Johnny Bravo,
That's YOUR problem.

>> No.5821635

>>5821624

...No, it is you who will be the sex slave.

But you won't, because I already fulfill that role. Back off. Now.

>>5820630
>>5820640

I need the name of this now...it was too hard to find any Umineko doujins in Japan, let alone anything with Bern. Would you kindly share the name of this?

>> No.5821737
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5821737

>>5820726
>>5821635
[apricot-sirup] Berun-sama no Taikutu
http://exhentai.org/g/228182/059b9cdecc/

>> No.5821748

>So, if you got tortured for a 1000 years you turn into a monster yourself and live only to spread misery and torture others?
Nah, I'm strong, I can take it.

>> No.5821790

>>5821635
So you haven't bought anything Umineko related in Japan yet? (except the dakimakura)

>> No.5821815

>>5821790

Oh, I was in Nakano Broadway and found a few Umineko doujins (Nakano Mandarake is the only place to organize their stuff by series and not by circle, so it was easy to find some...all non-H, unfortunately), the episode guides for 1, 5 and 6 (wanted the ones with concept art, only 5 and 6 had them...so I have hopes for the next guide that it'll have witch concept art), and two Maria prize figures...well, I bought one for 1200JPY and won the other for 200. I also got a drama CD and the Wonderful World CD. There is a startling lack of Umineko merchandise to be found, so I'm having writefag make me a giant Bern plushie.

>> No.5821821
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5821821

>>5821737
So umm... why do I get this sad panda instead?... No really, check it out...

>> No.5821824

>>5821815
Tora no Ana in Akiba had a few Umineko ero doujins last time I checked.

>> No.5821828
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5821828

>>5821821

>> No.5821830

>>5821828
No... I'm not kidding... all I got is that goddamn panda...

>> No.5821838

>>5821821
Good.

>> No.5821839
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5821839

>>5821830

>> No.5821835

>>5821821
confirming this

>> No.5821842

>>5821821
just google the name

ugh, has the script been fixed yet so that quick-reply has captcha verification?

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5821848

>>5821815
>There is a startling lack of Umineko merchandise

True, and it's a fucking shame.

>>5821835
You need a e-hentai account first.

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5821849

>>5821824

Well, I'm flying out tomorrow and I have a friend who's going to study there in February and staying until late August...so I'm sending him on a mission to Comiket to pick up anything with Bern in it...as well as look around in places like Mandarake and Tora no Ana for stuff.

I was just in Tora no Ana to day, too...but I have no idea where they keep their doujinshi. Isn't the 3rd floor all mostly doujin music or what? I remember the 4th is nothing but games with the first being DVD/CD and 2 being all Touhous.

Also...somehow I managed to find the best picture that depicts my mental image of Bern...without the flowers, she looks a LOT like this.

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>>5821848

You also need 11 credits or something...I have no idea how I ended up with 45, but I'm fine and managed to get this.

>> No.5821911
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5821911

For those who have read the C78 catalogue, how many umineko doujinshi can I expect this summer?

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5821916

This might be off topic but Bern!FAG who is your waifu?

>> No.5821921 [DELETED] 

http://www.mafiaenshevn.com/logginn.php?av=wwe

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5821951

Bernkastel über alles!

>> No.5821956

>>5821911

W13-43, Z1-12. Do the math on that one.

>>5821916

I don't really have one. Bern's the closest thing, but keep in mind that it's a mistress/pet relationship. A waifu implies that she has affections as a lover towards you. Bern doesn't do that. She will abuse me, rape me, and then 'reward' me with more rape and possibly cuddling and making me believe that she genuinely loves me.

It's amazing.

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