/jp/ - Otaku Culture

tits or gtfo !

Guess it's time to burn my mousepad

>>5820897
wow that is rlly offensiv :(((((

>>5820897
But seriously, no. Don't even, I don't want to see your pig-disgusting sacks of fat. Also, 10/10 troll, I'm in pain. WHY YOU DO THIS?

/jp/ 2010

I'm okay with this since it disses Twilight a bit.

average_touhou_fan.txt.avi.dll

Omg hai ^___^ I'm v13-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ blazblue <3 and my fav character is Ragna!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband Ragna!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^_______^When I walked into orient town =^____^=I looked up and saw...Ragna!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!!!!!!" KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII Ragna-SAMA!!!!!!!!" I yelled n_____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE SUPAH SPICY PUFFERFISH!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka blonde bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (・ (・ (・] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA NOEL THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH JIN CAUSE RAGNA-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (・" then Ragna held me close =^______^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and destroyed the world!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^__________<) ^______________________^;;;;;;;;

>>5820910
Guess it's time to burn my other mousepad

>>5820910
This was even worse than the first one.

>>5820910
Crappy ass Ragna doesn't deserve v13-san.

>>5820907
do you not like twilihgt to?? omg it is so dumb the sdm vampirs could totally kill edawrd. XDXD

>>5820904
sumon on gaia called me a troll once and i said FUDGE YOUUUU!!!! LOL!!! becuz i wann remain cussfree! ^____^

so what is youre favorite charas? discuss them here!!!!

>>5820910
0/10 and reported

What the hell is a chara?

>>5820942
good becuz omfg that psot was a eYESORE!!! x____xlol i am jk i think everyon eon here is okk!!

>>5820961
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I feel stupid now. The fact that she's posting on 4chan, /jp/ no less. Obviously means she knew Touhous are posted here. Which, in turn means. She's just a shitposter. Gonna go punch myself now.

>>5820946
anyone fro TOUHOU!!!! XDDDDD

I think this is the first time I've experienced physical pain from reading text.

>>5820999
Hi, OP. Thanks for not sageing and bumping this shitty thread.

Saved all of these in my kopipe folder.
This is comedy gold.

Hey flandrefan, have you beat your favorite character's stage yet?

>>5820999
>>5820967

wow that is messed :(((((

anyway do any of you want to rp? i have this great idea about the sdm and especiall SAKUYAAA! but not CHINA!!!! lol XD if they went into the real world!?

but i want it PG becuz sometims my parents chekc my pms. they are kinda baka lol. ^____^; but yea

>>5821011
finally somune who is nice to me!!!!

yes i hav but i used a trainer so i guess it is kind of cheating. ^_____^; but 1 day i will beat it on my own!

>>5821019
il rp w/ u baby
*put on touhou hat and frilly dress*

>>5821008

u mad

Would you guys even want to sexualize poor Flandre like this?

I sure wouldn't.

Your posts made my heart hurt....but i guess you have not done anything wrong so keep going...;_;

>>5821037
that is disgusting!!!! OMG!!

>>5821029
Cheat? You cheated?

Surely you can't think you will get away with it. You just desecrated our hallowed grounds by even setting foot in here.

>>5821051
i dont see ny probleem with it :((((( everybody needs hel psomtimes.

New to /jp/, are we?

does anyone like cirno to? i hav her wings on gaia but not the rest becuz they dont have them ye.t:(((( i singed a petotion tho so we can get them 1 day!!!

>>5821047
You have a problem with sexualizing Flandre too, right? Thank God I found someone else, because these people like watching her in erotic positions, like this one. Isn't it just horrible?

>>5821078
Oh I couldn't agree more, fellow anonymous!

>>5821078
THIS one is horrible, yea. but i fap to flanny on regular basis.

>>5821073
yea i am there ar alot of touhou fan on gaia but i like it more then them lol. ^__^ ppl wer posting about 4 chan and i cam here hopin you guys would acpet me. :((((

>>5821059
Silence, heathen! The God himself does not wish for commoners like you to cheat.

>>5821076
Shut the fuck up!I know you are just trolling soon i'll get whole bunch of u mad replies but i don't care just get the fack out!

>>5821090
did you not read my last psot?? I. AM. NOT. A TROLL. get this thru youre thick skull!

>>5821085
/jp/ is full of jerks. Maybe another board would strike your fancy. Of course you can stick around if you can deal with haters.

>>5821102
Then use proper enlish and stop acting like you come from /b/.

I put $20 on this kid being in IRC chat telling everyone how good he is at trolling.

>>5821109
I'm willing to accept her if she stops the emote spam. She's atleast not as bad as Thoughtless celestial in terms of autism. I may be wrong, though.

I'm sorry, but how old are you, like five?

I'm really hoping this is just a troll post from someone who is incredibly bored and likes messing with people...Lord knows I do...but for the life of me I can't figure out how someone could have such a horrible grasp of English grammar, spelling, and syntax, even if trolling; I couldn't fail so much at using English even if I tried. Stupid emoticons aside, your poor language skills, fake or no, are an eyesore and you should go learn how to fucking spell.

Filthy artist, how dare you portray her like that!?

It's danbooru forums all over again.
>>5821112
Sup troll

>>5821109
lol its ok im used to them

>>5821118

Where is magical when you need him?

>>5821115
if all it take is that than i will stop usin them

>>5821112
>IRC
Oh please.

Besides, obvious trolls like this are tons of fun!

>>5821158
Now try to fill the rest of /jp/'s request

>>5821118
If this is a troll, I can't even begin to imagine how much effort it would take to deliberately style your posts in such an atrocious manner.

Normally I'd probably be a little upsett but at least the image dump isn't too bad

why does every one hav to act like how i post is suc a big deal??? not everybod yis a genius u no.

Hey flandrefan! Flandre is small time!

>>5821158
Please use proper punctuation as well.

And if you want to express your emotions, do it with an image rather than an emoticon.
There, ain't we much better now?

Move along

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scyGo7tkC4I

You must watch this /jp/ related video to fit in.

how did you found /jp/?

>>5821180
YESSSS!!!! A REMILAI FANNN!

>>5821178
It doesn't take one to take the time to wright correctly. It's recommended to lurk some before posting.

>>5821177

I'd enjoy the images if this fucker didn't save samples.

>>5821189
becuz it was the most fittin gone becuz i am a otaku!!! lol that is kinda silly>>5821182 i guess you ar righ t

>This thread

>>5821215
Doesn't make a shit to me. I save the image and use the find similiar function on danbooru to get the full size.

>>5821191
What do you think the rest in here are, fucking hillbillies?

You have to prove yourself first.

>>5821230
WHERE DID YOU FIN THAT???? o______0

>>5821225
>i am a otaku
Every western child that likes anime is an "otaku".

>>5821225
i didn't ask why, i asked how. did you google 'touhou board'? do you post on 4chan regulary and when you found flan your fellow boarders pointed you here? what?

Wait, is it summer again? Why yes, I don't even have too look outside the window. Aren't we living in an interesting time where one can see the seasons change on the internet?

This is a poor troll, I'd give him a 5/10. Why? Because it's a shitty mash up of some copy pastas. To think that there are actually people here that are genuinely enraged by this makes my head hurt more then the troll itself.

/jp/, I'm disappoint.

>>5821247
gaia online

>>5821250
He's actually taking time to make up original posts. Archive doesn't show any results other than this thread.

>>5821250
So how was your summer? I had to cut short my trip to the beach because of a sudden typhoon. Fuck El Nino.

>>5821247
Kids on gaia com on 4chan all the time there was a thread with them talking about umineko actually

>>5821250
Maybe the real trolls are the ones replying to it.

srs question /jp/, why is Touhou so kawaii o_O

also how come Cirno is such a baka 9

>>5821275
yea but i never heard of umineko outsid of /jp/ i was readin gsome

>hanyu is so kawaii and she is from my favorit anime ever higurashi no naku kkoro ni NOT WHEN THEY CRY!!!! o_____0
I was doing fine until this.

8/10

OP accepted or not, this has basically turned into a flan image dump.

>>5821297
>readin gsome
wild guess, your real life name is cornelia?

OP do you like vocaloid too?

>>5821320

If she were Cornelia, it would be "readings ome"

OP is newfriend moe

I love this kind of troll

I can feel the warp overtaking me.

>>5821270
Yes, but the style isn't new. Shitty English, lots of emoticons, random Japanese words thrown in and mentioning that you are from Gaia. As old as this kind of trolling is, someone always seems to fall for it.

>>5821271
I've evading the shitty weather by traveling around, always with a bad consciousness in the neck because I should study for the exams.

at first I thought nothing about this thread, but then i realized someone had to write this rubbish, and then I realized there's someone out there actually typing like this, the thought scares me

ZUN has always drawn Remilia with silver hair! never with blue

hii i luv flandre too! i also kno touho from marisa stole thr precius thing and OVERDRIBE!!! did u ever see You should drink cucumber beer?! i thin u would like Nitori a lot 2 if you wattched it ^_^ mata ne

>>5821379
To tell you the truth, I prefer it over the "hey guys I'm a girl and I've had sex before please don't hate me" one or the general "/jp/ is shittier than X" we usually get. I mean, at least it's fun to reply intentionally.

>>5821418
What does japanese people think of us when they see stuff like this?

Now I understand why sites like 2ch are only for japanese people.

>>5821432
What is a 2chh??

>>5821427
I've had sex before. Many times.

You mad, bitch.

>>5821444
See, this isn't fun. I'd replace LOLFEMANONZ, /sp/ trolls and Sion cult with Gaiatards every day if I had the choice. At least they post Touhou

Wjy is every1's email ""sage"????

>>5821427
This isn't politics. Instead of praising the shit that smells less shitty, how about we just report all shit and bump GOOD threads instead? If we all work together, we can do this!

Oh, I guess that means my suggestion is bound to fail from the start.

>>5821455
Why, does my post actually make you upset? Because if so, I think it's actually you that is the problem. Consider taking a short break from the internet, for your own mental health.

>>5821471
This post is like any other made in /jp/... just with bad spelling and emoticons.

>>5821471
I'm not praising anybody, I'm merely suggesting I get less "mad frustrated butt ranged and hurt feelings" with Gaiafags. And yeah, I'm already doing what you just describing. It's really not difficult to completely clear the front page from bad threads in a matter of two minutes and five to ten accurate bumps.

Also, this Flandre thread must continue.

>>5821490
>>5821444
taking it easy on the expense of others? if you have to make other look small to make yourself feel big, go do it someplace else.

>>5821464
it's part of the legacy of this place. for now, just put 'noko' in your email field. it's a magic word.

>>5821471
What good threads?
thread quality is determined by the sum of its posts, not by op post alone.

>>5821490
No, not really. I can't believe there are people who still RAEG for whatever reason in /jp/. But threads of this style tend to take a lot of space in the frontpage because they are usually +200 replies of angry walltext and this can get a little annoying.

>>5821427
I agree that it's fun to read because it is so obviously bad done. I don't mind the guys that play along. What irks me is the tonne of people that fall for it. Seeing how successful this troll is, he will continue to post his shitty posts at which point it ceases to be funny.

I'm amazed at how many of you are playing along. Bored much?