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>herp derp 2D >3D pig disgusting
>mfw you realize in a decade that you will die alone and cold without ever knowing the warmth of a real woman, the scent of her body, and the softness of her breasts

>> No.5820298

i abused a passed out girl once and there was nothing special about it

>> No.5820297

mfw reported

>> No.5820303

>the warmth of a real woman, the scent of her body, and the softness of her breasts
You're nothing but a monkey with only breeding in mind. Sickening normalfaggotry.

>> No.5820301

>mfw I don't yell at you for how you live your life
I don't even have a face just know your not welcome here

>> No.5820305

How will I die at age 10?

>> No.5820309

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fuck this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

>> No.5820311

Reported for being from /a/.

>> No.5820319

It doesn't take a decade for me the realize that.

>> No.5820321

You'll never pilot a fighter plane, or be rich, or eat zebra. How does it feel to be missing out on those things that are about as important as the things you listed?

>> No.5820325

>die alone
Newsflash for you: Everyone dies alone, and whatever you did in your life or how you lived it you will be miserable in the end.

The great equalizer

>> No.5820327

>mfw when you post something all of /jp/ embraces

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>mfw athens comes back within a week these threads start up again

>> No.5820343

Normalfags always get dramatic with the "die alone" thing. Shouldn't you say "live alone"? Isn't that worse?

>> No.5820347

>>5820343
different shit, same asshole

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>> No.5820350

Back to /r9k/, please.

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>mfw reported

>> No.5820358

mfw and other shit from /a/ and /v/ should just be insta-banned.

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>> No.5820379

>>5820343
you gotta love how the same angry faggots always make butthurt posts in threads like this, as if they were implying they would reject a girl if she was to ask them out

>> No.5820389

>>5820379
I've done this two times in my life.

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>> No.5820405

>>5820379

So true. They're just afraid. Afraid of women. Afraid of life. Afraid of sex.

They have concocted a fictitious universe, a '2 dimensional' one in their minds to compensate for this. In this universe, nothing can hurt them or reject them. It is a defensive posture.

Sooner or later, this 'Gensokyo' will be more real than reality for them. They will live in it.

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>> No.5820407

>>5820379
The OP is the real butthurt one. Probably a bit pissed at his current state of life, wants to take it out on people who he knows don't care about his kind of goals, thus haven't reached them. So first he tries to impose the idea that they actually do want to reach his goals deep down, then mock them because they have made no process. Of course I would turn a girl down if she asked. I have. Then people started suspecting that I was gay. Stupid normalfags.

>> No.5820408

>>5820389
>implying your telling the truth

>> No.5820414

>>5820408
>your
Typical normalfag, cares more about breeding than thinking.

>> No.5820419

>>5820408
Believe what you want. I'm not going to argue with someone not from /jp/.

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>>5820405
pic related

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>>5820419

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>>5820407
>Of course I would turn a girl down if she asked. I have.

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>>5820407
>Of course I would turn a girl down if she asked. I have.

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>mon visage when OP made more posts in this thread than anyone else

>> No.5820451

>>5820435
>>5820442
Why are normalfags so desperately incapable of understanding this? I suppose you think all gays secretly long for women and cry themselves to sleep at night for deceiving themselves.

>> No.5820454

can anyone explain what, if anything, is wrong with being a 'normalfag'?

as far as I'm aware it's somebody who has girlfriends, goes to social events (even anime conventions) and has friends.

what is wrong with that? that's what I am, and that's what most of us are here.

>> No.5820460

>>5820451

he trollin bro

>> No.5820462

>>5820454
Normalfags don't understand what's wrong with being normalfags the same way doesn't understand what's wrong with being /b/, the same way /a/ doesn't understand what's wrong with being /a/, etcetera.

>> No.5820464

>>5820454
Reported.

This whole thread is reported.

>> No.5820466

>>5820454

Nothing is wrong with it, it's just that the majority of normal people on /jp/ are silent and put up with an angry minority of bitter virgins.

Good thing is though, that since 4chan's appeal expanded we've got users who are more 'normal' and therefore we're gradually beginning to outnumber them. I mean, it's changing, we're even getting more girls on the smaller boards like this now. It will take some time but I think we can clear up 4chan of this 'ronery' stink by sheer force of numbers

>> No.5820469

>>5820466
Please be a troll.

>> No.5820475

>>5820464
Reported for reporting him before I reported him

>> No.5820472

>>5820466
I don't really want to see the culture of this board change, but it would be cool if we girls could reveal we were girls rather than having to put up with endless amounts of shit slinging if it's found out we're girls, let alone if we're non-virgins.

>> No.5820471

>>5820466
Disgusting. You're like casual gamers. When that happens, we will more somewhere else.

>> No.5820478

>>5820466
>>5820472
I hate your trolling so much. You are both reported as fuck.

>> No.5820483

>>5820472

lol i've never really understood the fetish for virgins either.

as far as i'm concerned, the more people a girl has slept with the better. i love experience.

part of the reason why i can't wait to go to college.

>> No.5820481

>>5820475
Reported for using my trip.

>> No.5820485

Just finished reporting every post in this thread. Enjoy your b&s.

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5820488

Cool trollan guys, but check out mah dubs

>> No.5820489

>>5820483
Now you're just being obvious.

>> No.5820493

>>5820462
nothing. its just normalfags forcing their morals and standards onto people who found their own way to live.
>>5820466
You are making shit up. We don't make such threads it's just people trolling and idiots.
We just live our life and have no need to point things out or whatever.

>> No.5820496

>>5820485
You can't do that without a tripcode. I, on the other hand, have been reporting posts in this thread since its creation.

>> No.5820497

>>5820483
Reported for underageb&

>> No.5820499

>>5820481
lol autism

>> No.5820508

>>5820481
Reported for claiming MY trip is your trip.

>> No.5820509

>>5820497
actually 18 years old, so i've just finished high school and am an adult now

>> No.5820507

Sure is tollan gaems here.

>> No.5820519

>>5820509
You're not a true adult until you've played at least 100 eroge and 1cc'd every touhou game.

>> No.5820521

Reported for not posting as White Ren.

>> No.5820523

>>5820519
eroge is for losers and touhou is only cool for the fanart and stuff like that

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My fave when this thread is 40 % samefag by OP 40% reported and 20% sage

>> No.5820533

>>5820523
Are you trying to troll me with how bad your trolling is, or what?

>> No.5820538

>>5820509
Oh come on, stop being obvious. I expected more.

>> No.5820541

I just came home from flying a kite all day at the park to discover this thead. What gives? I should have brought my netbook so I could report from the park.

>> No.5820546

>>5820538
not a troll actually

>> No.5820551

>>5820546
It's vaguely possible that you're actually 18, but either way you're only saying it to troll.

>> No.5820547

>>5820541
So it's your fault this thread still exist.

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>>5820546
You don't have 18 years and you know that the best.

>> No.5820564

>>5820551
Could you please stop trolling. It's kind of distracting from the subject matter at hand.

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I'm Thyssen and I'mma whep yer ass.

>> No.5820570

>>5820564
Everything better than that subject.

>> No.5820571

Fuck off OP. That waifu stuff is just a joke, we'll try to get real girlfriends eventually.

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>this thread

>> No.5820589

>>5820571
You fuck off. That OP is better than you, retard.

>> No.5820592

>>5820571

The rest will take sweet euthanasia.

>> No.5822832

>>5820592
what

>> No.5822843

>>5820291
firstly, fuck capcya, the adds were better and then
>lonelyfag trying to depress others with advice from smart friend
girls aint no big deal
ive had far better fapping sessions with sanae and my waifu knowing that no hoe is going to suggest i do anything but sleep after shes gotten the fuck off my dick

>> No.5822847

>>5820585

the only time this image has ever been used appropriately

>> No.5822851

>>5822843
>virgin implying that jacking off to pictures is the same as holding sweet warm flesh

>> No.5822856

>>5822851
>holding sweet warm flesh
That's a bit disgusting if you ask me. I would rather suck 10 cocks in a row.

>> No.5822861

Reported, filtered, and called the cops.

>> No.5822891

>as far as i'm concerned, the more people a girl has slept with the better. i love experience
i know this is a troll, but sure, it's better as long as you only look for an experienced slut to fuck.

as far as relationships and marriage go, those are the worst possible choices. once a slut, always a slut and sooner or later you'll be cheated on.

>> No.5822897

>I realize in a decade that I will die alone and cold without ever knowing the warmth of a real woman, the scent of her body, and the softness of her breasts

>mfw i couldn't care less

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>without ever knowing the warmth of a real woman, the scent of her body, and the softness of her breasts

Been there. Dated this one girl for 2 years and it was terrible. I prefer my waifu.

>> No.5822932

Man, there's nobody more retarded than the group of people who think /jp/ is actually serious with "2D > 3D." It's wired into your brain to seek company, and most definitely a partner, look at the last. It's easy to lie on an anonymous board, and the only reason anyone who might say 2D > 3D is to fit in with the rest of the cool kids on /jp/ i.e. immature people and/or underage going through a phase that think they already know it all, and grew up with no real friends and had little to no contact with girls because they never had the balls. The typical response "Oh 3D women are all about money, they're all sluts waaaah", what does a virgin loser like you who has never even tried to find a decent person in their lives once know about that anyhow? You want someone, you're just too weak to, you like to make excuses for yourself, you like to limit yourself because that's the easiest way out. Or maybe you have tried, but you ran into one or two bad apples and you quit? Why not just kill yourselves already, you're probably a worthless quitter with everything else anyway. In the end, you're a fucking idiot and you deserve to die with no one by your side while being in denial.

So the only people who are even more retarded are those who can't realize this and make troll attempts with no class.

>> No.5822949

>>5822932
cool copypasta sis

i just wanna be left alone, or i'll start freaking out. i hate people's presence.

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