/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Reported for /v/ in /jp/.

'Normal porn pisses me off so much'

>"Oh yeah fuck me you dirty slut!"
>"Oh im such a dirty whore!"

..some nasty shit

Imagine Yuyuko sucking your penis for nutrients.

Like, she's so innocent that she's doing it with no sexual thoughts. She just wants to eat your delicious semen. After your blow your load (Which is her snack), she falls asleep while cuddling you.

You're saying that as if it's something special.

>>5810082
do not forget starring at a mans ass and swaying balls/ mans face for about 60% of the film

>>5810086
and it is off to my Yuyuko folder for a good time and a half

mmm Yuyuko, so good.

god whoever did the voice acting for the border of ecstasy flash and did the yuyuko moaning... They are responsible for many a load of mine being blown rather quickly.

/and to think, I used to loathe 2D...

Huh, this confused me. It took me a full minute to realize that by normal porn, you actually meant 3D instead or normal doujin/hentai. I pretty much forgot they existed. I tend to prefer fetish doujins to regular sex...even if it's not my fetish. Unless it's with Touhou characters, in which case anything is great!

>>5810082
>>5810088
amen

>>5810130

Link to flash plz?

>>5810130
>I used to loathe 2D

What the fuck?

>>5810130
It's miko, the girl who sang Marisa Stole the Precious Thing! DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO WHY WHY WHY DON'T I MISS YOU ALOT FOREVER!?

Credits: Vocals, Moans and Verbal Abuse：miko

>>5810157

well I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME
she's good.

>>5810150

http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=52464&n=border%20of%20extacy.swf&w=512&h=384

>>5810155

I used to hate it and think it was fucking strange to fap to. The only time I had ever fapped to 2D before then was to some picture of Misty from pokemon I found online, and I felt like a horrible person afterward.

Then I came to /jp/ and slowly yet surely, there was a pleasant reaction in my pants where there had been only revulsion previously.

'That is because regular porn has ugly chicks and nothing but man close ups, Yuyuko is close to perfection.

>>5810205
That's not how you use tampons.

>>5810196
I always felt horrible after fapping to 3D, even when I wasn't into 2D. 2D never caused such a problem.

>>5810205
It's not a tampon. Some popsicle or something

>>5810205
Are those the popsicles that break into two?

I want the one between Yuyuko's disgusting smelly delicious feet

>>5810196
I haven't been able to fap to 3D since I was in middle school when at that point anything will do.

>>5810209
I would feel horrible because most 3D porn makes me feel ill and I was taught that it was evil but that is something else altogether.

>>5810212
But it is the best way to use popsicles.

>>5810230
Eeeeewwwwwwwwwww

dammit now i want to fap, any great yuyuko doujins?

>>5810256
The cover I just posted, great for those who like anal as well.
http://www.mediafire.com/?ly5mgjqmqin

>>5810281
thx anon

>>5810249
Did I mention how sweaty and toejammy they are

>>5810281
Go back to /g/ and contribute stuff like that there..

>>5810309
feels good man

>>5810245
>>5810205
>>5810130
>>5810040

>>5810317
This guy and Cle Masahiro are the king of feet.

>>5810312
Fuck you

>>5810319

Don't worry Youmu, you're equally molestable.

>>5810245
>I haven't been able to fap to 3D since I was in middle school when at that point anything will do.
Wow, IN Elite. You're so weird... no wonder why 99% of /g/ hates you.

>>5810341

Normal porn is disgusting. The women are ugly.

2d porn is hot because 2d > 3d.

>>5810281
>>5810281
in-elite
why are you linking naughty stuff. I always looked up to you.

>>5810388

Oniichan!?!?! Is this true!?!?!

>>5810342
Not many people on /g/ actually hates me, only a small and very vocal minority that can't stand being wrong dislike me.

>>5810341
And how.

Most 3D porn kinda sucks. Long load times for streaming (if it's even a complete movie) and long download times if torrenting.

I've been getting A LOT of 2D lately just because of bandwidth issues, but I delete about 90% of it. Even now, I only have a handful of Doujins I actually go back and fap to on a regular basis.

I guess I'm just too picky. I dunno.

Also, if you hate looking at dudes in your porn, try only watching pornos with a large amount of the reverse cowgirl position. Almost anything starring Gianna is guaranteed to have AT LEAST 15 solid minutes of pelvis shattering reverse cowgirl goodness.

Also, if you find yourself focusing on the dudes during a porno movie...you might be gay. To a strait guy they are little more than a prop, like a lamp or dildo.

>>5810399
Fucking pedo. 1.7% woodscrews fermi burning woaaah

>>5810409
A gigantic human shaped dildo.
Genius.

I don't see how anybody can fap to 3D porn. The women try way too hard to dirty talk, and they're usually bleach blonde tanned whores.

Every god damn time I watch it I find myself literally gagging...

>>5810420

>bleach blonde tanned whores.

Welcome to Western women

>>5810399
>Not many people on /g/ actually hates me
Don't make me laugh

>>5810399
Yeah man there just tsundere like /v/

>>5810409
>>5810418

in b4 that gif of the naked disgusting guy dancing in the background of a 3D porn.

>>5810399

Youmu makes me touch my pee pee place.
Yuyuko and her are like the best combo, you've got semi BBW Yuyu (in the chest area I mean) and then skinnier, DFC Youmoe. One of them is going to be perfect for whatever mood you may be in.

>>5810388
Kill yourself, I am not even gonna start with you.

>>5810409
But she cusses all the time and that makes me limp, dirty talk sucks.
Also name one western 3D porno that doesn't have man face and ass close ups.
>>5810420
This, along with the horrible talking, all of them look like sub 80 IQ drug addicts with plastic surgery.

>>5810420

ugh holy shit, until she smiled, the Marisa 3D cosplay porn where she's rubbing her orange and white striped panties-clad pussy all over a broom had me supporting a massive erection. But then DEM TEETH.

To tell you the truth I find amateur 3D far, FAR more appealing because most of the time it's real, good sex between two people who are at least moderately attracted to each other. You don't have crazy ridiculous costumes or plots, or 23 men cumming everywhere, or zoomed in shots of a ballsack slapping into a diseased cunt. The moaning and dirty talk is usually far tamer, not HOLY SHIT FUCK YEAH FUCK THAT LITTLE PUSSY OF MINE HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT *HAUUUUUGHHHHH- SPIT* YEAH YEAH YEAH.

A lot of the time it's just someone setting up a camera and fucking their significant other, not trying to make an over the top porn.

We talking about this?

JAV footjob is the only 3d that does anything for me

>>5810592

Link?

>>5810599

Go to /r/

>>5810592

yes yes,

the solo part is deeee-licious. Also the money shot is hilarious because all the guy can squeeze out is like a drop or two of cum onto her costume and she has this really unenthusiastic ಠ_ಠ face about the whole thing. I laughed hard.

Anyways, a link to a torrent? I lost my copy of it in a HDD crash.

>>5810630
JAV moneyshots are always like an eyedropper-full.

>>5810599
>>5810630

http://isohunt.com/lite/files/98242637/touhou%20cosplay

Or we could not be unhelpful dicks, instead.

>>5810630
.>>5810599
Go to /rs/ here and type in "Touhou Cosplay Festival" without quotes, obviously

>>5810522
I can't get off to cosplay as the costumes always look bad.
>But then DEM TEETH.
Yeah that too, are all nips teeth like that or only the ones who do JAV?

>>5810462
Another thing I like about this pairing is that it seems to have a lot of good yuri porn such as the new one from Yashiya.

>>5810646

Thank you.

>>5810592
Shit sucks. They all were fucking ugly as hell, expected from japanese.

>>>/gif/3613956

Decent looking 3D porn. Any source?

>>5810741
Take your pig shit somewhere else please.

>>5810749
This is a good-JAV thread, nob.

>>5810741
Facials are the main thing that are hot in 2D but make want to vomit with 3D.

>>5810761
>good
>3d

Pick one.

I can still get off to normal porn. It's a nice change of pace every once in awhile. But on average it's nowhere near as sexually appealing as drawn porn. I just dont know why,even when Hentai today has shit like Ahegaoo in it or women getting their uterus' pulled out on a regular basis and shit like this,it's just far superior.

...Oh well,it's not like real sex is the most amazing thing ever. A Viagra can get one through that,no matter how unarousing it is.

>>5810771
Everyone 2D is hotter.

Like them pissing and shitting all over. So good in 2D. Not so good otherwise.

>>5810804
This pretty much.