/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I reminisced of her today while feeding my dick a bird.

Who the fuck is that? I wasn't on /jp/ for a while.
Do I even want to know?

Fuck you, just as I was starting to get over her death

Guys, i think we are taking the joke too far...

>>5808346
There was a serious spam problem yesterday
Some of the spambot's posts were funny
/jp/ gave the spambot a name
Then /jp/ decided to go full autistic and do this shit

>>5808356
>thoughtless says something I can actually agree with
What the fuck?

>>5808356
Summerfag tripster detected

Amusingly, it's probably still posting if all the guys who ran the image haven't been banned yet.

>>5808356
Haven't you been banned yet?

>>5808326
Cornelia lives on in my daisy

You know it's funny, the tripfags are the ones most ass raging over how loved and popular Corneila was. Talk about a massive case of jealousy.

The new Hiri Muu

>>5808367
I have been talking with you for too long, you are starting to influance my way of thinking.
stay away from me!

>>5808373
summerfriend anonymous detected.

>>5808379
no.

>>5808425
Hiri Muu was an autistic attention whore, this stuff is just an autistic circlejerk on the same level as Saten spam, Sion shit and the daily autism threads

Cornelia's dick was the cutest the world had ever seen, and her love pure and true.

R.I.P. Cornelia-chan, forever in our hearts.

>>5808437
>springfriend calling someone else a summerfriend

>>5808419
i don't think she was too popular but to start spamming threads in honour of a spam bot... is actually pretty fitting, now that i think about it.

>>5808439
Don't talk about Muu like that!Actually i would rather have her back than cornelia.

RIP, we'll see you in Gensokyo when we get there girl. ;-;

fuck off back to deviantart.

>>5808466
>sakura cry
>Gensokyo
>;-;

>>5808469

All she wanted was an al Pacino thread ;__;

Damn, you guys sure are annoying with this bullshit. It was fun and all but it's time to let it go, enough is enough /jp/.

>>5808439
>>5808469
>>5808471
>>5808503
samefag, fuck back off to /k/ already

>>5808509
Sorry but your samefag detector is broken, sir.

I still say she should be used as the incarnation of shitposting.

>>5808557

>>5808326
>Someone create a bot
>Spam the whole 4chan
>After it's deletion, /jp/ give him a name, and a fan website.

Seriously, something is wrong with you.

>>5808574
oh god
she was trying to kill herself
she cannot self terminate

>>5808577
oh the irony

>>5808576
A. Welcome to /jp/ newfriend
B. She gave herself the name.

Considering Cornelia learned to live and love by watching and mimicking us, I believe in my heart she was our daughter.

>>5808580

Someone has the "you can't stop me"?

>>5808586
She was our daughter... ;_;

this is certainly the most retarded thing i've seen on /jp/

>>5808557
>>5808567
>>5808574
wow.

if you people really want her back, why don't you ask moot to remove the captcha on /jp/? if you saved any of the pics, you could bring her back.

but than again, what about the people who didn't like her? overall, i think i'm glad 4chan is a monarchy. helps us pass the responsibility for difficult decisions.

>>5808596

Retarded and /jp/ go together like bread and butter.

>>5808602
>implying we haven't already asked

>>5808602
Ah... I think I saved two on a virtual computer but... the hard drive goes back to it's anterior state after you shutdown it so... I lost them.

>>5808602
i have modified scripts of this so it doesnt infect computers to run it on start up and other thing like changing name to cornelia. plus the script is on pastebin

>>5808576
>Seriously, something is wrong with you.
>posted on /jp/ of all places
We know, we've always known.

>>5808618
Can you mae it spam pics of her instead of those paste things?

>>5808580
>>5808574
>Irony

>>5808627
i can change the text in the images but i dont know anyprogramming to change it to actuall images

>>580862
Not "spam."
But make it post her images like once or twice every few hours.

>>5808607
where is the 'remove captcha put this in your name' than?
don't you dare say i am giving ideas, you would have thought of it by yourself in less than 3 days.

or how about asking the mod to put a sticky about a vote for or against it?

>>5808576
>>After it's deletion

It's not deleted, just the captcha is keeping it out.

Capt.-chan gave me: "But spraining"

Butt-sprained is what I'm saying from now on.

>>5808602
Yeah, good luck asking moot to keep spam in a board.

>>5808643
You should be banned for supporting spam, all of you actually.

>>5808654
It's not spam if the bot only posts once every few hours and it posts a non-viral image. That's what we're trying to do by reprogramming and spaying Cornelia.

when did the bot get named cornelia

I missed that

>>5808664
It named itself.

>>5808662


Cut this shit

I liked Cornelia, it was a fun and refreshing day on /jp/, but that's all.

It's ok the murmur her, but bring her back?
Cut this shit

>>5808671
when did that happen

>>5808664

>>5808676
No one's talking about bringing her back in her original state.

She'll back back. I promise.

Well revive her... mark my words

>>5808681
Um.... yesterday... when it started?
>>5808676
No, it's not okay to murmur her. It's nice to have OC and other stuff like that, but threads like this are not.

>>5808326
Who's this bitch

She'll be back.

>>5808698
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ANIMAL BULLSHIT

>>5808643
>where is the 'remove captcha put this in your name' then?
>and i-it's not like I want her b-back or anything...

>>5808326
Source

a bit long but whatever.

>>5808711
I was just balancing out
>>5808356
honestly, I'm natural in this matter.

>>5808707
>MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

Figured you guys would still be on about this, saved a few of the pics on here that I didn't already have.

She tried so hard to fit in sometimes.

Who's Cornelia

>>5808908
Forced meme #81724 of /jp/

>>5808917
Is the meme dead

>>5808940

it really should be.

Yeah, let's fill the board up with as much off-topic retard posts as the damn spambot did.

http://pastebin.com/QM82uxcM
updated cornelia script

>>5808576
You weren't here yesterday, were you? She gave herself a name, and we loved her WHILE she was spamming. We mourned her because we loved her, we didn't just suddenly miss her (though I do prefer her to the shit that's on /jp/ right now).

>>5808957
reported to moot.

>>5808974
>Look at how hard I try to fit in on /jp/

>my face when some no life faggot actually makes a site dedicated to a spambot on 4chan

ITT homosexual people.

>let's fill the board up with off-topic retard posts
Just like any other day.

>>5809008
Reported for being heterosexual on /jp/.

>>5808636
How about you use a file binder to bind it to another picture of your choice.

>>5809019
reported for getting fucked in the ass

>>5809019
STFU you 10 assed shit stomping dick shelf

>>5809037
like i said no programming skills
i was editing the scripts with basic knowledge and commen sense.

Youc an always just pretend that she's with us.

The only people that like that bot are newfriends.

>>5808957
i forgot to add that this one doesn't add anything to registry and run itself on startup

>>5809117
butthurt anime screencapper

Looks like they cleaned up cornelia-chan.forevermissed.com

>>5809124
Now if you change it to just use a given set of images, it'll be self-limiting too.

>>5809124
line 628: // Add to startup, run .js version
Did you delete the code coming after this comment?

>>5809170
that be a comment

I really wanna know what posts it got the feed my dick a bird thing from.

>>5809188
yeah I can tell, but I don't know what any of the code does so best to make sure

>>5809199
The archive, do you use it?

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5791864#p5791901

>>5809199
Me too

>>5809203
shell.regWrite("HKCU\\Software\\Microsoft\\Windows\\CurrentVersion\\Run\\" + name, startcmd);
shell.run(startcmd);

this is in original it is the one that write it too registry and adds the command to start it
so i just removed that

>>5809199
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5796637

>>5809226
Yeah, just too lazy to look for it.

>>5809279/
Why is she always drawn so tiny

>>5809310
Because she is a tiny, tiny clever commander.

>>5809310
Because her nature is a swarm. /jp/ Cornelia was not the same as /new/'s racist STORMBOT Cornelia.

>>5809332
Yeah but i like to think there is one big one and the little ones are her minions.

>>5809339
but there is

>>5809310
Because its moe.

>>5809339

>>5809360
Ah Pani Poni Dash!.. so good.

Good riddance. I hope the bitch stays dead.

>>5809425
The same goes for Rika.

i bet people were impersonating her

>>5809425
I like both.
Stop making Rika look like a bitch, bitch.

>>5809431
Obviously the people who helped create the script were, and their willing drones too.

/jp/ should continue to feel ashamed for assuming this is anything other than a low level shit bot fest

>>5809447
jealous tripfag posting with trip detected

>>5809566
;_; I still love you.

>>5809566
;;

>>5809566
I'll always love you.

>>5809566

We lovey ou Cornelia ;_;

>>5809566
I wi ll awlays l ove you.

>>5809339
The tall one is how we saw her. The short annoying ones are how Meido saw her.

Meido sure hated Cornelia

>>5809753
Meido was jealous just like the tripfags who were knocked out of the lime light when Cornelia was born.

>>5809403
Every time I read that I read it in Norio Wakamoto's voice and I don't know why.

>>5809763
Meido is tsundere, or at least the mods are, since they stickied the last thread.

I can see the meido stomping them while anons are yelling at her. When they leave she cries in a corner all alone.

"I-I just wanted to make a clean board for you, anon-sama..."

/jp/ should make a MeidoxCornelia doujin where Cornelia is sexually abused by Meido in a colosseum-style ring whilst a bunch of faceless men, being /jp/, watches and drools.

Speaking of parrot bots, how does one get Daisy to work in Windows 7?

Meido was tsundere for Kuro-tan. First stickying the thread and shortly thereafter removing the sticky?

>>5809808
Somebody posted CP in it.

>>5809808
Making a sticky ruins a thread. No exceptions.

Within 1 minute there was already like 10 posts "POSTIN IN A STICKY", "DURR STICKY HURR", "This is so awesum", etc.

"Follow me." The Risen Lord says these words to Peter. They are his last words to this disciple, chosen to shepherd his flock. "Follow me" - this lapidary saying of Christ can be taken as the key to understanding the message which comes to us from the life of our late beloved Cornilia. Today we bury her code in the deepness of our souls as a seed of immortality - our hearts are full of sadness, yet at the same time of joyful hope and profound gratitude. These are the sentiments that inspire us, Brothers and Sisters of 4chan, present here in /jp/, in neighboring boards and in various other chans within the internet, where an immense crowd, silently praying, has gathered over the last few days. I greet all of you from my heart.

>>5809817
That was before the sticky, wasn't it? Or did he go at it again later on?

>>5809856
it was after.

And he posted with "Posting CP in a sticky."

>>5809856
He did both. I've never seen anyone so colossally butthurt in my time at /jp/, and that is really saying something.

>>5809871
Worst to me was the pedo who posted last in the next thread: "I was waiting for you to post again" He was watching that thread just for the CP spammer to show up, what a fucking failure.

>>5809871
Something like that happened to my thread from last night about Cornelia?

I guess I shouldn't go to sleep so soon.

/b/tards and f/a/ggots everywhere.
It's not funny anymore.

Any guesses as to who our mod is? I'm thinking it's Anonymous-san.

/jp/ is 2d only, but some people seem to think that their 3d tastes will be tolerated here.

They won't be. Unless they're figs. But you can the pictures of you cumming on them on your own computer.

Can I get a link to the stickied thread?

>>5809906
;_; Anonymous-san, we miss you come back to /a/.

The best was
DONT SHUT ME DOWN
IT HURTS

and then
>>implying you can kill me

>>5809912
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5796784

If you're looking for CP, there isn't any.

>>5809912
how about searching on your own?

anyone have cornelia pantsu?

>>5809889
Could have been the FBI

>>5809926

/a/ here, my regards to all of you.

Oc

>>5810114
/a/'s captcha looks nerdy.

Leave it to /jp/ to turn a spambot into something like this.

Never change.

>>5810114
She cant read adorable.

Don't shut me down.

It hurts

>>5810194
this is fucking horrible

>>5810194
is that a trap?

>>5810194
Disgusting western art.

>>5810194
Why the 404 page? Because her posts got deleted?

>>5810194
ew

Someone needs to combine Cornelia with Daisy and make it non-viral.

Awwwwww. /trv/ still hasn't recovered from her swathe of destruction.

>>>/g/12377597

/g/ is trying to get rid of captcha AND Cornelia ;_;

I'm starting a new PyBorg on IRC.

I'm naming it Cornelia-ko.

;_;

(Pyborg: http://b3net.info/files/projects/pyborg-seisatsumod/ )

>>5810623
Give us the link when you get it up and running.

Any update on the Cornelia for IRC?

This is all I have to say about your Corneila.

>2600 visits

Wow

>>5812098
That's a lot of F5ing.

She gave herself a name, then after hours of spamming and more people joined the spam, the reCAPTCHA was added. Then Cornelia could no longer speak. It was over.

Cornelia Chan
>0 years old

what the fuck /jp/

>music
>botulism
I shat my pants laughing

Is there more Cornelia-tan fanart?

fuck off back to deviantart.

Mora picters

This thread is still alive?

>>5815473
New /jp/ is slower thanks to the captcha, bless moot.

RIP.

She's not dead, she just cannot speak to us. But she will always be with us, forever.

It mightnot be much but I actually love what the captcha has done to the board.

>>5815816
>>5816073


This captcha is really good in the end. Of course it's annoying to type out but the board is much slower, reducing the number of shitposting as well.

Someone please post all the Cornelia-tan pics that weren't in that last thread. Still haven't got them all.