/jp/ - Otaku Culture

reported for ban evasion

Captcha modo?!

My god the faces of some of the absolute assholes who have been spamming when they saw this.

Fucking priceless

Yeah, looks like quick reply will be out for some time

ええええええええ？
Also, my captcha: "epistermological Varese"
What the fuck.

nice font bro

>Permanently
(　ﾟдﾟ)

How many hours in MS Paint?

fake

At least it means a temporary retrieve from the daily dose bots.

>>5803745
>retrieve
Durr, reprieve

Try again with Comic Sans and it will look more legit.

>>5803731
People who use quick reply should be banned anyway for not reading the threads before posting.

>>5803799
I think we're thinking of different quick replies.

>>5803799
I mean this type of quick reply.

>>5803719
Reported for ban evasion.

>>5803846
Evade this, fag.
*farts in general direction*

>>5803835
I mean this type. Clicking on a post-number to reply to makes it pop up.
I figured it'd encourage reading of threads.

>>5803835
My own version of that just modifies the existing post box instead of creating a new one, so it's adapted by itself.

>>5803862
I used quick reply even when reading threads as it was a lot more convenient that scrolling all the way back up to the top of the page.

>>5803860
AUTISM

>>5803877
This is a modified "4chan improvement", by the way. It's completely invisible on the right of the screen until you hover over it.

Well done for you, dyslexia-guy

HAHA WHAT

>>5803877
Can you post that script with working quick reply?

Am I the only one who can't hear shit if I switch to audio captchas (yeah, I love challenging myself sometimes)?

That's not what ban text looks like.

Reported

>>5803719
Wow. Sure moot is serious now.

>>5804682
Same.
That shit never works for anywhere.

>>5804775
*for me anywhere.

Do want fixed quick reply.

>>5804803
Problem, Anonymous?

>>5804803
It works perfectly to me. Maybe you should just toggle off all that useless Stylish crap, I guess this is what is causing the Captcha box not to show up correctly.

Quick reply works fine for me, and I'm just using the 4chan extension linked to from here. This post was made using quick reply.

You don't really get banned after screwing up twice, do you? I mean, it makes sense if you miss it like 10 times, but 2?

shabababalalalal

>>5804946
We at 4chan do no take kindly to dyslexic users.

Some captchas are fucking unreadable.

This shouldnt be a bannable mistake.

Wow. The Captcha is shit. "the moose" was bypassed with "the mouse"

and now I will beat "tight tiredness" with "taught tiredmess"

Yup. Enjoy having your shitty captcha cracked soon, moot.

I assume, that is.

Among Longwood -> Along Longfood

>>5804974
This, it's stupid after only two tries.
If there's one thing I hate it's captchas made intentionally hard to read.

If they start putting cats and dogs in the images like rapidshit used to do, oh I swear to god I'm going to decapitate someone.

>>5804987
>Cracking Captcha

Ahahaha.

>>5804996

You must be a fucking retard to not be able to read captchas.

>It's a well known fact that I loathe CAPTCHA, but at this point it's better than the site being entirely engulfed in spam. We're trying to work a better solution out, but in the interim, this is the best solution. Thanks for understanding.
Well ok, the perma-banning also seems like a "nice" addition.
No more browsing while being drunk, those typos are all of a sudden serious business.

Captcha refresh box, do you use it?

But in all seriousness I doubt you'd get a ban for messing up a few times in a row.

some are fucking horrible
althou if its unreadable you can replace it with anything you want. other boards adding random shit to fuck up the captcha system

>>5805019

Please refer to the little refresh box. Your complaints are not justified.

It does suck, but at least now people have to make an effort to actually post. So if you shitpost with captcha, we'll know it's because you're really dedicated to it.

>>5805009
>have to be able to input captcha to post
>calling someone a retard for not being able to read captcha

I can see you're a bright one.

>>5805019

onioned reported -> orioned reshorted

>>5805019
I know, right?
But look at the bright side, even you get only one word right (the easier to read) the program registers a false positive and lets you post anyway.

>>5805026
as i said in my second line. you dont need to type unreadable ones correctly. the only one you need to get correct is the obvious easy one

>>5805039
We don't give a fuck, scandashit.

>>5805046

Hey moot, you MAD because I am destroying you're shitty CAPTCHA WITH THE FIRES OF JUSTICE?

you care moot, or you wouldn'tve quoted me wwwwwwwwwww

anyway sci explained how they work and how 4chan can ruin the system
>>>/sci/1505546

>>5805052
moot doesn't even know how to use sage correctly.
Face it, nobody gives a fuck about what you're entering in the captcha.

>>5805052
>Implying Captcha is breakable.

God, you are so dim-witted it's almost maddening.
The only damage you're doing is that OCR software will now give erroneous readings to some words and that'll prompt a rechecking.

>>5805084
Reported for implying in /jp/.

>>5805078

Reported for displeasing me.

>>5805052
You are a full blown retard.

>>5805097

reported for being new to /jp/ and not knowing who I am

>>5805090
I fart in your general direction.

>>5805109

And I can easily cut your throat with one of my five knives.

>>5805103
So far I have just been to lazy to put you in the filter with ShitAss.

>>5805117

wwwwwwwww you have to use a filter. You're such a spergloid you cannot avert your eyes from things you don't like and need a program to do it.

Have fun beig a fucking braindead, boy. You're not allowed to see my posts from now on.

hiragana/katakana captcha is needed for /jp/.

fail shop faggot
op is a faggot and a newfag

>>5805193
That would be slightly funny.

I bet there would be thread attempts at 'How do I type in runes? I'm too stupid to google it' but won't work because lol captcha.

you know using www is the same as using lololol, as in it makes you automatically a retard without the right to live, right?

>>5805202

Yeah, that would be awesome. Also if you made it Kanji capacha the unserbase of /jp/ would shrink to like five people.

>>5805224

Captchas without deformations are easily cracked. No one be able to read that.

>>5805193
This.

>>5805193

I hate capchas but I could get behind this, it'd drastically weed out retards.

>>5805224
As if it isn't already.

>>5805128
You are wasting your time Dilbert.

Either our site gets shittier with spam, or our site gets shittier with forced captcha. Spammers won.

Personally annoys the hell out of me. Ive blocked buzzfeed, quantserve and google-analytics for privacy reasons but nowI have to live with google.com/recaptcha/api/challenge?k= tracking me...

>>5805324
Who cares if they track you when all you do is lurk /jp/ all day? /sarc

>>5805324
Every bit you send and receive passes through the NSA. Google is the least of your worries.

So captcha combats not only spam, but also people who can't spell properly?

Awesome. Hope it stays forever.

>>5805193
as much as I personally like the idea, /jp/ is not restricted to those who know japanese. I know, we'd probably be better off, but still it doesn't feel fair to those anon who like the board but have to wait for translations.

>>5805341
For better or for worse, it also destroys /c/ completely. Along with image dumps in general.

>>5805362

it's only a matter of time until the Jdownloader capcha cracker gets merged into xchan.

>>5805362
It means you need to post each image one at a time if you are really interested in posting them.

>>5805360
We are all NEETs and have unlimited free time to learn moonrunes, though. Those who aren't don't belong here anyway. HURR.

>>5805377
I have better things to spend my time on than learning moonrunes.

>>5805385
Says the boy posting on /jp/.

>>5805385
its not that hard to get a chart of them thou

>>5805370

To be fair the JDownloader captcha cracker is hardly fantastic. It'll either ignore half of the word or give you something completely wrong.

>>5805397
It's still a stupid idea and this will never happen because it's not the purpose of Captcha.

>>5805407
To stop spam? Just imagine, /b/ couldn't even begin to raid us anymore.

>/c/
The whole board had a total of 3 posts during the last hour. It's officially a ghost town board now.

>>5805435
and half of them are in a "theres a party in /jp/ thread"

>>5805431
You just don't get it, do you?
Forcing people to take Captcha tests might be used by used to stop spam, but the reason behind it is to assist OCR softwares in recognizing unreadable words by having humans handle it. That's why you'll never see Captcha using non-Latin letters.

>>5805193
We should do one of the ones where they show a kanji, and you have to type it in hiragana. Since it's /jp/, we should stick to the 常用漢字, but stick it in an image so people can't Rikaichan it.
/jp/ quality would increase 100 fold in an instant.

>>5805435

>Go to /c/ to assess the situation
>First post I see is a "herp derp party on /jp/ thread"

God fucking damn.

>>5805463
I don't care what they use my Captcha entries for if it stops spam and sage/image bombing.

>>5805431
You just don't get it, do you?
Forcing people to take Captcha tests might be used by webmasters to stop spam, but the actual reason behind it is to assist OCR softwares in recognizing unreadable words by having humans handle it. That's why you'll never see Captcha using non-Latin letters.

>>5805454
At least the one good part of the Captcha is that the ADD kids from /b/ probably won't crap up /jp/ as much since they won't be bothered dealing with the Captcha.

>>5805488
however this is failing as ive seen on a lot of other boards where they are taking advantage of this and instead posting niggers or something.

>>5805488
Yes, I saw the video. Hiragana captchas still exist, nobody's forcing moot to use this one.

>>5805494

It takes 2 seconds to fill it in though.. then again the average attention span of the typical brainwashed retard that comes here for 'EPIK RAID XDDDD' probably couldn't handle it.

>>5805488
That's only for reCAPTCHA.

There's plenty of CAPTCHA stuff out there that's just hard to read.

I was hoping moot would use reCAPTCHA honestly. Imagine how much faster the project will go with the mass of 4chan typing, shitposting and the like.

I don't really get all the bitching over what is essentially adding two whole words to your posts. It takes like a second. After many posts I have yet to come across any captchas that I had difficulty reading but when I do I will just use the refresh button and I'm sure things will be fine.

It's well worth it to keep bots and spammers off of the boards.

That Scandaroon !/n8SKATORI summerfag needs to get the fuck off of 4chan.

>>5805629
Or you need to filter and stop talking about him, unless you feel like showering him with some more attention.

>>5805641

please don't filter me i hurt deep inside and just want friends and love ;_;

>>5805504
This is because each Captcha is composed of a word OCR softwares can read and one they don't.
The program allows the posters to get their message through because they get the readable word right, while they can type whatever they want for the unreadable one. Still, the results of every unreadable word are compared with other data gathered from other sites using Captcha, so I doubt that even with their sheer perseverance /b/tards will ever be able to trick OCR softwares to read every word as "dick" or "nigger".

>>5805662
I would imagine blocking every "nigger" result coming from 4chan.org isn't too much effort on recaptcha's part.

I don't understand why they even bother.

>>5805616
for most people it's merely an annoyance, but it's pretty devastating for boards that are pretty much just image dumps

1) This is great as besides spam it keeps out retards who can't even spell. Also, invasions from other boards will be reduced as it takes more effort to post now.
2) No more imagedumps, which is a good thing, as moot has many times stated imagedumps are not the purpose of 4chan. Use Danbooru if you want to exchange /c/ anime pictures. Or actually have some dedication and something worthwhile (new) to post. (moot should add the /r9k/ system to boards like /c/, but only for images, not text.)
3) People who actually really believe a moonrunes captcha would increase /jp/'s quality overstate their own intelligence.

>>5805917
Learning moonrunes does not require intelligence.

/jp/ needs a captcha that uses all Jouyou kanji.

To the people saying op's picture is fake, how many tries do you get?

>>5805931
As you have demonstrated with these posts.

>>5805917
>3) People who actually really believe a moonrunes captcha would increase /jp/'s quality overstate their own intelligence.
I just thought it'd deal with the random /b/ raids pretty effectively. Everyone here should know how to type a couple of hiragana characters.

>>5805945
I fail to see your point.

>>5805959
You say adding a moonrunes captcha would increase average /jp/ intelligence, then go on to state learning moonrunes doesn't require intelligence.

Think for a second, or at least try.

>>5805951

back to >>>/a/, nazi germany

Plus, like moot would ever do anything for /jp/, just shut the fuck up

hangul capcha, maximum trolling.

>>5805965
>You say

No, I don't. And neither does anyone else, for that matter. Actually, you were the first person in this thread to even use the term "intelligence".

>>5805616
>I don't really get all the bitching

Okay here's one more. 4chan pages now takes 8-10 seconds to load because my browser hangs while waiting for recaptcha.net's slow ass servers to react....
8 seconds of waiting is 8 seconds too many when it was instant before.

>>5805997
This only happens 5% of the times though.

>>5805982
So you don't think intelligent posters make the highest quality posts on here? Maybe you really are a shitposter.

Anyway, do suggest this to moot. I'll have a good laugh when he bans you for being a fucking weeaboo.

>>5806047
No, I think people interested in the subjects discussed make the highest quality posts.

>>5806069
It's a fucking gate to Oblivion!

>>5806072
Looks like we have differing opinions on what make good posters then.

Enjoy your "Kawaii~^_^" gaiafags.

>>5805997
Get better internet.

>>5806092
I don't, that's why I want Japanese captcha.

>>5806113
>stupidity
Before the captcha, this never happened. Now it happens occasionally.

>ignorance
Me upgrading my internet won't help api.recaptcha.net from ddos attacked by the rest of 4chan.

>>5806154
Many gaiafags know moonrunes. In fact, they are the ones who are translating most of your entertainment.

That's why I said you are overstating your own intelligence, if you think you are such a better poster just because you know some runes.

>>5806245
gaiafags only know the moonrunes because they had the choice between Mexican, french, and Japanese in High School.

If I took Japanese instead of Mexican I would've had that shit down

>>5806245
Kudos to them. I don't mind people who translate Japanese stuff posting here, quite the opposite in fact.

>>5806277
wish my school wasnt so welfare when i was in it. japanese wasnt even an option

>>5806245
>Many gaiafags know moonrunes. In fact, they are the ones who are translating most of your entertainment.
I would agree if you said animesuki, since a lot of translators post there, but gaia? I can't see anyone be able to understand japanese and still suffer those faggots.

You can't be serious.

>>5805997
No. not really. 4chan is loading pretty fast right now. Definitely faster than it was back in blank page/server overload days

>>5806334
4chan loads fines its the recaptcha
i have my pages set so they auto update posts so its not that bad but refreshing main page is kinda annoying. but im used to lag cause dialup

>>5806334
The hiccups come occasionally, not everytime. I've seen it hang on me more than 5 times so far.

But honestly, moot should just make it 5 incorrect captcha in a row = automatic ban,

that would clean out all the infected idiots

>>5806334

It should be forbidden for these reading type captcha to use words that don't exist and words that are spelled wrong. Reading them adds to your retard level.

Does quick reply work for you, guys?

I can't captcha that since there is no box there

>>5806387
That would be better than the current two mess ups = permaban.

>>5806506
this is a myth
im pretty sure there is no ban since ive purposly tried to see limitations of captcha and failed it many times in a row