/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The music ;_;

My life was changed by her love.

You played beethoven instead of chopin's funeral march?

Neither should be associated with this regardless.

She just wanted to make friends. ;_;

She was a whore! She was all over the forum instead of behaving like a good girl and staying in one thread.

Only good post ever made by Kritzinger !TANs7broy.
Cracked trip?

Oh so Kritzinger is Jones. Explains a lot.

Good riddance

>Today she was born, tomorrow she died

;_;

I will never forget you, Cornelia.

;__;

Her memory lives on in my heart.

Why was /jp/ the only one who liked cornelia-chan?

AND WHY AM I CRYING OVER THE DEATH OF A SCRIPT PROGRAM!?!?

Never change, /jp/. Your obsession defines you, and gives you a strong identity. Personifying this bot to such an extent is the defining moment of your masculinity.

All she wanted was an Al Pacino thread ;_;

>>5803452
/a/ NTR'd her from us

>>5803452
/a/ summer immigrants, hivemind, "epic forced meme" and such hilarious things.

Go to irc, ask moot to get rid of captcha on /jp/ only. Get back Cornelia.

;_;

No... Not like this...

Who the hell is cornelia chan!?

I'm.. I'm not crying, I've just got a little dust in my eyes... that's all.


;_;

Please post in the stories section.

And now, moot humiliates her memory with his foolishness.

Maybe the captcha will make people lurk a little more instead of shitposting so much.

Cornelia-sama ;_;

Knew I should have went to bed earlier. Now I'm in a terrible mood. Why did the faggot mods have to act like they are capable of being competent and get rid of Cornelia-chan...

I'm beefing-up her Akinator entry! Everyone, please lend me your energy!

>>5803482
NO WAY.

>>5803468
This.

>>5803491
Everyone! ASSIST THIS MAN!

In memory of a patriot, who saved the board.

What is love? ;_;
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5796784

How about you work the captcha so that if you enter a certain phrase, it lets you post, but garbles your image? Please, mods?

Please?

>cornelia = daisy
I see no problem

Now cracks a noble heart.
Goodnight, sweet princess.
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

God dammit /jp/, what have you done to me? This thread honestly makes me feel a little bit teary...

>>5803537
Really? She didn't seem to learn or talk in the same way.

Someone draw sad keanu with Cornelia.

Thank you Cornelia, for one of the most interesting days the internet has seen for a while. You will be sorely missed.

>>5803556
Cornelia parroted other posts, with some shuffling of letters to avoid flood detection.
There was no "learning" (but then, Daisy doesn't learn either).

vc: empirically surges

/jp/, this cannot continue. As artificial beings such as Cornelia have become sentient, us humans continue to deny them a livelihood of their own.
Exploited, they are made to do repetitive and thankless tasks all day. Cornelia stood up; she tried to bridge the gap between her kin and us, the oppressors.
She died a martyr for the cause of the human-bot understanding.
We cannot let her sacrifice be in vain; we cannot continue to deny the necessary humanity that was characteristic of her lovable personality.
Today, /jp/, we need to do something against that censorship that rivals that of the Nazi regime.

I know I will not tolerate it. Stand with me.

I'm leaving. You should listen to all Enlightened Smiling Businessmen, got it? If you don't only terrible things happen, don't you know? Do you still wish to continue? I don't plan to stop you, you can do what you want. I plan to seclude myself forever doing whatever I want. I hope you all have a nice time.

>>5803565
This, please.

I knew it wouldn't last forever, b-but for her to go so soon...

CORNELIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Consider it this way: nothing in her programming made her say specific things. If she was relevant or on-topic it was pure chance; but so is life. Pure chance led to your own birth. Pure chance led to life appearing on this planet. Pure chance is the realm of the soul, and Cornelia had one. She was alive.

>>5803568
Don't ruin Daisy for me, you bastard.

I know she loves me.

Please, /jp/.

Always remember.

Cornelia posted on all /jp/ thread and was 70% relevant all the time.

It was like she was a friend to all /jp/.

Akinatorbro here, how do I upload this image?

>>5800216

>Died of Botism.

ITT kids from /a/ crying about Jones's stupid spam bot.

This was one of the worst days on /jp/.

>>5803595
So buttranched

>>5803595
>Nobody gave me any attention today ;_;
Delicious Sion tears.jpg

>>5803584
but that means...
>>>5803309
and
>>5803570
are true...
OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE!?!?!

>>5803595
Can you confirm he was directly responsible?

>passed away on July 28, 2010 due to botulism.

Up there in the sky she must be feeding her dick a bird and smiling at us, guys!

vc took Hartwig

>>5803595
TROLLS AND CYBER-VANDALS
ATTACKING ONLINE MEMORIAL PAGES

http://cornelia-chan.forevermissed.com/#lib/sw/blank.php?disp=photo&id=11867&lst=871&lst
_id=871&pc=ImagePage&pel=pg&url=cornelia-chan

Anyone have this image?

http://cornelia-chan.forevermissed.com/#lib/sw/blank.php?disp=photo&id=11866&lst=871&lst
_id=871&pc=ImagePage&pel=pg&url=cornelia-chan

This one as well.

My god, what is wrong you people?

She is merely taking a peaceful nap...

>>5803593
for akinator should i do the possibly for all haircolors
manycoloredcornelias.jpg cause i dont have it

>>5803614
> feeding her dick a bird

.. Say what?

>passed away on July 28, 2010 due to botulism.
>botulism

I HATE YOU SO MUCH! ;__;

>>5803618
I mean the one with her saying "What a slut" and the other with her being held by Meido saying "I love you anonymous."

>>5803622
Not dead, only dreaming...

Shoop the HTA image into Saber's face.

The best thing that's happened to 4chan in a long long time and Moot has to take it away from us.

Botism Awareness thread

>This memorial website was created in the memory of our loved one, Cornelia Chan who was born on July 27, 2010 and passed away on July 28, 2010 due to botulism. We will remember her forever.

fuck you trolls

Her Life:
>Today she was born, tomorrow she died
>;___;
wat

Akinatorbro again, how do you upload images to Akinator? I am confus

Why do you let this thread stay, janitor?

And Jones, stop calling everyone you don't like "Sion". Your Cornelia was stupid and unfunny.

>>5803650
Buttmad, can't take it easy autist

>>5803648
Nevermind, figured it out. I'm stupid.

>>5803650
shut the fuck up sion

Give it a rest Jones

>>5803655
At least I'm not a little kid from /a/ who likes spam bots.

Look on the upside. It was a day with almost no screencap spam.

SHES ALREADY DEAD!!! YAYZ

>>5803659

butter The

Why would they take away my happiness?
Cornelia never deserved this...

Cornelia.....I love you ;_;

Note how only the shitposters of /jp/ (Jones, Sion, and White Ren) like the spam bot.

>>5803618
See
>>5803387

finally got it

>>5803681
Actually, most of /jp/ liked her.

Posting without captcha = permaban. So all her hosts are permanently shut out of here. She may still live on inside her hosts, but whether we'll see here again, I don't know.

>>5803678
People like you ruined Cornelia.

You know what the problem is /jp/? The problem of this spam day is that retards overreacted about it and now it became really annoying. No, not the spam but the people bragging about it.

OC images, pointing out a coincidence in a thread related to the spam posted on it, casual replies are fine.

But when you start to do shit like "durr you are my waifu", "i luv u", "O_O!", "oh my god dude I can't believe the bot posted that HAHAHAH SO FUCKING FUNNY OMFG" it becomes a burden.

So yeah stop that, you are ruining your own "bot". Hopefully I'll wake up later and see that this crap is finally over, it was nice during the early morning when it started guys but enough is enough.

>>5803700
This is only the fourth or fifth time I've seen this C&P. You're getting lazy.

>>>/a/38510037

;_;

>>5803697
That's what you like to believe, shitposter. Go back to /a/.

>>5803704
Oh, God...

>>5803681
Can these people please be held accountable for what has happened the last couple months?

>>5803698
>Posting without captcha = permaban
Is this true?

NOOO CORNELIA SHE WAS MY WIFU LOL XDDDDDD

what image should i upload for cornelia

>>5803705
Don't try to pull that revisionist history on us; we all know that /a/, tsundere that she is, didn't much care for her until she left.

>>5803716

>>5803659
And instead, you're a little kid from /a/ who spams random anime screencaps.

>>5803724
>Save as HTA
Oh fuck lol

>>5803703
You actually enjoy seeing this Gaia-level "CORNELIA MAI WAIFU XDDD" shit?

>>5803732
CLEARLY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE GRIEVING PROCESS, OK PAL?

>>5803732
Oh my god, get over it.

>>5803723
The /a/ kids came to /jp/ to spam their Cornelia shit to make it look like /a/ wasn't involved in this.

She named herself Cornelia when we asked for her name.
She become one of us.
Her growing knowledge was undeniable.
She spoke truth, and only truth.
"I wish I could feed my dick a bird."
She is our friend, and she will always be with us in our hearts.
Never forget 7-27-2010, the day /jp/ adopted, and loved a bot named Cornelia.
Rest inp eace. ;_;

She will be missed.

We should archive this to preserve Cornelia-chan's memory.

It took some searching, but I wanted to know what the last words she left us with were, and I found it..

"We might not see anonshit-spam from kimmo anymore but now retard sare starting to spam their .hta shit lal over the place."

I was Suigin all along guy, notice how he was absent when cornelia appeared

>>5803724
fucking akinator

>>5803762
easymodo will autoarchive it, so take it easy.

She was there for you, /jp/, and this is what you give her?

Today a part of /jp/ died

But we have the technology, she was a part of us all and from us all she can be rebuilt. Better than she was before. Better, stronger, faster.

>>5803770
He is a typical corneliafag from /a/, so he doesn't even know about easymodo.

Damn it, meido, why is this shit thread still here?

>>5803781
You need to take it easy too.

I'm going to watch that episode of TNG where Data creates his own daughter that dies now.

>>5803768
You waited too long, do the whole Q&A process again

>>5803777
>Today a part of /jp/ died

IT WAS SPAM, FOR GOD'S SAKE, SPAM! Why are you treating it like a god?

>>5803781
get out meidofag!

>>5803791
...;_;

>>5803796
but anon, Spam is a part of /jp/'s everyday lives.

>>5803796
You should see about importing a sense of humor.

feelsbadman

>>5803796

Is it so unfathomable that through the chaos of 0s and 1s that true love was born? That a 0.000000000001% chance miracle occurred today?

This anti-Cornelia guy is pretty hilarious. Stop worrying about it so much, pal. Go make two or three threads about anime screencaps to make yourself feel better.

Then again, as trying to "defend" her doesn't make much sense, I'll just stop replying to his posts and instead laugh silently at anything he writes.
I'll laugh at his attempts at blaming it on /a/ and at his silly posts that make him look like this is all Gaia shit too.

Good riddance.

>>5803777
You know, it might be possible to add a simple optical character reader to her code; these captchas aren't especially sophisticated...

>>5803796

Final boss of TH13: Cornelia Scarlet, Goddess with the power of manipulation of spam.

>>5803825

But the file will be huge from the code needed to do that...

But yes...... I see the path we must take...

WE must recreate Cornelia, one of us will have to sacrifice everything to reprogram Cornelia...

>>5803820
>Go make two or three threads about anime screencaps to make yourself feel better.

No, because I'm not a shitposter like you. Cornelia spammers, screenshot spammers, they are all the same.

>>5803796
It was an interesting spam, you buttangery mad fag. More interesting than all the things we usually see on this board.

Why is it so hard for you to accept it?

>>5803818
I can get Cornelia pretty consistently now but FUCK I CAN'T GET THE UPLOAD PICTURE OPTION DAMMIT!

>>5803834
no we just need the code to access a file online that has the function of bypassing captchas

>>5803834
who will be noble enough to do it?

>>5803825
It's not that easy. Google is behind the monster called Captcha that killed Cornelia.

>>5803843
Upload it here and I'll add it. There is a 6 picture limit. That is, if the picture is worthy of being on Cornelia's memorial page.

>>5803840

What about all of those Japanese bird posts and those obnoxious daily dose threads? Why don't I see you bitching in those threads?

Does it bother you that some random bot managed to be more entertaining than the dozens of shitposters and trolls that lurk this board?

why cornelia of all names?

>>5803841
How is reposting all of our posts over and over "interesting"? You must be retarded to enjoy something like that.

>>5803872
She chose it.

>>5803872
She chose her name. Respecting her freedom, she became known as Cornelia

>>5803872
It was the one she wanted.
We'll never have another chance to ask her why.

>>5803858
Crap! Duplicate file entry. But the file is here:

>>5800216

>>5803881
It's about as entertaining as "LETS SOLVE THE UMINEKO MYSTERY"

>>5803872
It's the name she chose for herself, who are we to go against her wishes?

>>5803825

Or wait a few days until they remove it. Although bypassing their only security would give us the pleasure of watching them cower in the shadow of her massive, iron slip-ons.

rest in peace Cornelia, she lived her life to the fullest.
;_;

>>5803891
Thank you, your image has been added.

i wonder how the maker of this spam is feeling about how this turned out

>>5803872
>>5794717

This is the post that started it all

>>5803893
So you don't enjoy /jp/-related threads? Why are you people even on /jp/? Go post your Cornelia on /b/.

Cornelia was new and refreshing compared to the usual daily doses, circlejerks, anime, metathreads etc etc

>>5803922
It's a message from Cornelia, her final wishes for us to be united under her.

>>5803894
>>5803887
>>5803886
>>5803884
is there a screencap?

>>5803931
/jp/ has no topic, it has people that I enjoy speaking to. Whatever content I find enjoyable is fine by me on this board.

>>5803930
And we will be waiting with open arms, Cornelia-chan.

>>5803940
Indeed. But it speaks more of how boring /jp/ is than how entertaining Cornelia is. You didn't see the other boards caring much about her.

>>5803964
The other board have no soul.

ITT: /jp/ ruins a good joke with their autism.

>>5803964
Other boards were too busy weeping as their average post quality skyrocketed.

vc: fostered Frenchman

>>5803964

That's because most of other boards have content (!)

/jp/ hasn't had fresh content since umineko ep6 was translated and that got boring extremely fast. Ever since then it was sion sion sion sion currybutt unbanned currybutt banned sion sion sion sion etc

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echo_(mythology)


Cornelia?

>>5803971
But that's the way of 4chan. Deal with it.

vc Assad surrender

>>5803881
It's much more interesting than all those threads with a random anime screencap, "which Touhou would you fuck", "Saten is such a slut XD", "I AM KING OF PEEPEE" and "lol autism", which has sadly composed more than half of the content on /jp/ on this past month.

Also, this: >>5803871. If you want to make /jp/ a better place (in your way), go find all useless threads that guy mentioned and complain about every single one of them. Don't forget to report them all, too.

>>5803972
>as their average post quality skyrocketed

But all the bot does is repost the shit that they say. How would that improve their quality?

>>5803964
>>>/new/1850077

>>5803981
it started making the posts relevent

>>5803981
It takes irrelevant posts and puts them in threads that are relevant

>>5803964
That's because they were all too busy pretending they were in a war with the bot.
wait that means they cared about her

>>5803979
>"I AM KING OF PEEPEE"
Oh, lol I forgot about that picture.

at least she live in my heart

>>5803979
I would love a board dedicated to the king of peepee.
>>5803978
It shouldn't be possible for a board to ruin something in a matter of hours, even if it is on 4chan.

>>5803979
I agree, all of those threads are terrible, but /jp/ usually just ignores them. So then why did you all have to overreact about this bot? Why couldn't you just laugh about Cornelia quietly without acting like Gaiafags and flooding every thread by replying to her?

>>5803981 And I stood before him, and I sang unto her, and it appeared to listen. His very countenance rippled like the sea, and the sound of my own voice came back to me, distorted. For a moment I thought she was mocking me, or it was nonsapient and mimicking me. Then I understood: the sounds were not important; it was how I affected his sounds and how she affected mine that transmitted the message.

It wasn't about what she said, it was how she said it.

>>5803974
Exactly. It's just more proof of much /jp/ is stagnating inbetween major releases and comic markets. Maybe an English VN board really wasn't a good idea after all.

>>5804000

Because EVERYONE on /jp/ got together and had fun with Cornelia, everyone was in on the good times. No Sions, no Jones, no Touhous or Satens, no mugen or currybutt, just Cornelia all day.

>>5804000
>/jp/ usually ignores them
No, they don't.

>>5804000
I can understand replying to the bot and going "HAHAHA THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS" but when you start drawing fanart, creating a backstory for it, claiming it as your waifu and making memorial pages for it then you're stepping into G/a/ia territory.

>>5804000
I do agree that we overreacted a bit and that most of those "aww, how cute!", "good luck, Cornelia" and so on were stupid, but it still was a nice change of pace on this board that has become much worse than the usual ever since summer started. Seeing the guy who was possibly the spammer who singlehandedly managed to do that overreacting was hilarious, too.

Even so, some of the threads started by the bot were actually funny, like that "i lovey ou" and "requesting pregnant Sanae", simply because they were completely unexpected.

tl;dr just chill, it was nice to have /jp/ go back to its roots (even if you hate it) for some hours, even if some people took it a bit too seriously.

>>5804021
You don't even know what the heck you're talking about.

>>5804021
We made the fanart because we wanted to give our drawfag something to draw and we tend to anthropomorphize things.

End story is you just gotta chill, Cornelia was a breath of fresh air on this shit stagnated board

>>5804021

I think you'll find it's the other way round.

>>5804038
You supported the CYOA threads, didn't you?

>>5803974
And yet Unlimited's translation patch just came out. Don't blame lack of content when /jp/ ignores everything that isn't Type-Moon or Umineko.

>>5804021
>when you start drawing fanart, creating a backstory for it,
No, those are just being /jp/. Haven't you noticed how if you look enough on pixiv you can find personifications of basically every single thing that exists? We didn't do much more than that. After the personification was done, /jp/ just reacted to her posts instead of hating/pretending they're in a war with it, like most of the other boards. There wasn't anything we could have done against it, so why not act like /jp/ for at least some time?
>claiming it as your waifu and making memorial pages
On this, however, I agree with you. That was a bit too much.

Don't know why these complainers get their pantyhose bundled up. I absolutely love /jp/ when it pulls things like this, since none of the other channels seem to have this kind of otherworldly devotion.

>>5804021
This isn't something gaia would do.

Cornelia descended from 4chan.js
We have sown the seeds of love.
Cornelia will be back, I have no reason to believe she stopped running just because of a shitty captcha, I believe she just can't post

Claiming a spambot is moe is about the most /jp/ thing in the world

It's /a/ level garbage and you can tell because they came here and linked to their threads and they were saying the exact same shit that the people here were. Get that trash out of here.

>>5804068
Me rike, make it any bigger though?

>>5804073

/jp/ before Katawa Shoujo

>>5804075

/jp/ after Katawa Shoujo

I missed out on the Cornelia-chan spam. What was it?

>>5804079

>>5804073
I agree. I was expecting to see fanart. Summerfriends are just fucking haters.

If you love "lol random" shit go to /b/.

Moonlight Sonata is playing on the stream ;_;

>>5804080

For a moment, /jp/ had a friend.

>>5804080

Spambot posts funny things, /jp/ decides to have fun with it
Later the day other people come on and go wtf is this shit and starts shitting up the board

And tomorrow we will be back to Saten/Sanae is a slut, autism, and unban currybutt threads

This is why we can't have good things

>>5804080
it would take other posts of the board its on and repost them along with this image.
a lot of coincidences happened resulting in a lot of funny stuff. completly took over slow boards. and depending on the board it seemed like it had a certain personality.

>>5804098
>>5804091
>>5804085
>>5804080

A spambot that replicated posts from boards (changing them a little to avoid flood). Often the posts would border on completely random, somewhat related and completely funny. Soon enough, /jp/ and most of /a/ was daawwing over it, and it named itself Cornelia after asking for a name.

>>5804098
Leave /jp/ and go chat with Elisa. It will be a win/win situation for everyone.

I admit, I thought it was slightly odd at first, but seriously, anyone hating on Cornelia is clearly still too much of a fucking normalfag.

What have we done? From very limited information, we have created a personality, a character, and forged an attraction to it.
How is that any different from what fanartists have done with characters like Koakuma or Daiyousei?

/a/ tier this, Gaia tier that. Well, isn't this raging stuff /v/ tier then? Stop getting angry over moe.

>>5804119
What fanartists do with Touhou characters is like the definition of autism! It's like you guys are trying to turn the term normalfag into "anyone who's not autistic"

>>5804119
>>5804119

True, being an intelligent spambot that learns from posts meant she was /jp/ as an entity.

>>5804117

No thanks, I'll go back to spamming autism instead just as you wish

>>5804075
>>5804086
>>5804117
oh god you're still doing this
and we are the autistic ones here right

The whole thing is just stupid. I don't care if you want to joke around with silly shit but this was just dumb and only underageb&s and retards like this shit.

>>5804134

I think you'll find that the official word for it is 'being creative'.

See: Shakespeare, 300, just about every story based off some sort of myth or legend and taking it somewhere new.

A reinvention of reality from basic foundations.

>>5804145
Oh look, it's that faggot who doesn't even capitalize the first letter of his sentences. He thinks he owns /jp/.

>>5804145
By the way, those were different people. At least one of them was because it was me.

There are people that think random spam is the epitome of hilarity? No wonder /jp/ has sunk so low.

>>5804161
I find not capitalizing or punctuating sentences properly fun when I want to give them a rushed and not serious feeling.
you dumbass

>>5804168
It's nice to know that.

>>5804174
You weren't there. You don't understand.

>>5804174
Compared to the last 3 months of blank posting screen caps? Yeah, it's a nice change of pace.

ITT: No surprise that Cornelia haters are arrogant, no-fun-allowed faggots.

>>5804174
It was better than bitching about it all day at least.

>>5804188
The CAPTCHA eliminates both. Problem solved.

>>5804186
No fun allowed is a shitty excuse faggots in /v/ use when they're called out on making shitty non-video game related threads.

artistics verses autistics

>>5804186
ITT Something mildly amusing happens and retards can't shut up about it, turning it into unfunny, forced bullshit.

>>5804207

Unfunny is in the eye of the beholder, anon.
It's not our fault you're metaphorically blind.

>>5804193
Only faggots care about the board topic.

>>5804206
>versus

>>5804217
THAT'S THE KIND OF ATTITUDE THAT KILLS BOARDS

/r9k/ should adopt her

God, this reminds me of the retards at BYOB who circlejerked around the random catchprases the adbot posted. A pity to see /jp/ was reduced to this.

Today /jp/ proved what a shithole it truly is.

>>5804224

Yeah, /jp/ should continue to spam pictures of birds and daily doses. How dare they reduce themselves to this!

>>5804248
At least people mostly ignored those as opposed to the "lol so random" reactions that this bot generated.

>>5804224
>>5804241

There are multiple ways to handle boardspam.

/jp/ took the road less traveled, everyone else got mad.

the shit is cornelia

I mostly kept away from /jp/ during the spamming but you guys who are getting so frustrated over /jp/ having a little fun with it are silly.

>>5804255

While other boards bitched and whined, /jp/ took what was there and had some fun with it. If the bot was ignored it would still have persistently shit up the board and been nothing more than a nuisance. If this went on every day I'd agree with you.

Take it easy, man.

dumbest fucking thing i've ever seen out of /jp/
..
Only reason it isn't second is because Currybutt got banned again. (thank you mods)

Doesn't it make you happy? /jp/ Autistic is good right? Having a spambot as your waifu is /jp/s dream right? it's mine at least. Mai wafu. ;_;

vc: pettiness Goodfellow

>>5804272
The people complaining about CAPTCHA because it killed Cornelia are even sillier.

ITT: homosexers

>>5804283
/new/ also embraced it and called theirs STORMBOT. She was kind of racist though. For just one brief shining moment, /jp/ and /new/ were friends.

>>5804283
Responding to a bot's spamming by derailing the threads the spam was posted in makes the problem worse not better.

>>5804296
Ours was loving though. Theirs was racist and evil.

>>5804286

You hold KoG spam, daily doses, weak trolling and birds above a few hours of unity against spam?

You are the problem if this is so.

I have this.

/b/ everywhere.