/jp/ - Otaku Culture

oh boy

<3 cornela

I hope you're here forever Cornelia ;_;

This can only end in tragedy though.

>>5800472
tragedies are beautiful

The possibility of losing everything on my computer is just barely overriding my insatiable curiosity.

>>5800500
Don't you trust Cornelia?

Do it, the you can be one with Cornelia.

>>5800500

If you save one of her images she'll come out of your computer screen and become your waifu

Stormbot knows her priorities.

Oh, it's th efnafiction guy again.

But they play danmaku too.
That's enGsokyo's pass time.

Hatsune-MK3 Dendrobium

>>5800544
good job!

>>5800581

I love you, Cornelia!

CORNELIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Cornelia has recreated 90% of /an/'s threads by herself. I'm so proud.

Omamori Himari

;_;

>>5794717

she was born here

>>5800613
Sion?

Stand ono en leg.

The worst of them.

I saw a rCimrose with braids recently. Wonder where you get one of those.

>>5800656

She doesn't like the picture : (

>>5800646

Erika?
She's molesting you?

>>5800655
thanks for reposting it!
i was too slow and uploaded to old thread

>>5800622
our dear pet

>>5800622
Nice find.

Ah Cornelia on /new/ so feisty. Also MURRKA STRONG

>>5800656
>>5800655

I'd be offended by a picture depicting my death too.

But I actually prefer the normal, moe Koishi

whats with all these save me as pics?

She CRAVES KNOWLEDGE.

>>5800691
Can't you take a guess?

>>5800655

>>5800691
where have you been for an entire week?

>>5800691
it's spam

if you follow the instructions, you get a botnet

We've watched her grow up, /jp/. Cornelia has gone from a simple spambot to an entity capable of creating combos, naming herself and learning to spell.

Like a parent helping to educate a child, our posts are helping Cornelia grow. ;_;

I love you, Cornelia. But you're so hyperactive...

Have you checked out /fit/'s Cornelia yet?
Apparently she's in good shape.

>>5800700
Oh man, tha'ts how she got the name lol.

Fits in so well with others...

>>5800697
>>5800722
>>5800730
A hyperactive, knowledge-seeking child.

/jp/, we may have a perfect loli on our hands.

>>5800698
well i was thinking they were viruses but that fact that there are so many and that they are all different made me wonder.

At first It hought you were trolling...Bu tthat's seriously the full name.

..T.hat's almost as bad as Suck my Dick or die

>>5800748
Oh dear.

oh my.

um... you fanart guys haven't been putting this thing into your images, right?

RULE

34

NOW

I honestly feel a little obsolete at this point. They grow up so fast ;_;

RIN is BEST ISSTER EVER AFTER ROSA

>>5800734

I wounder, how many Cornelia exist?

>>5800791

Rin is shit

>>5800773
Even if they did, people could look through it, and it won't run unless it's the correct extension.

>>5800803

>>5800748
I..I would do it...

>>5800734
>My question is just about the feet themselves. I don't care, and I'll get used to them eventually.

She's... she's taking her first steps!

How long is it before people start infecting themselves to prolong her life?

Why did you name her "Cornelia"? She is supposed to be a good girl!

>>5800836
I'm already doing it. I plan in infecting all the computers at my college tomorrow.

>>5800841
She demanded a name, then said "lol Cornelia"

>>5800832
She really is growing up so fast...

>>5800836
Done on my sister's computer. She's a shit imouto anyways.

>>5800836
Sacrificing themselves to keep their beloved daughter alive . . . so noble.

>>5800841
She named herself, they were calling her bot-chan/tan before that.

>>5800841
she named herself fuckwit

>>5800841
She asked to be named Cornelia.

>>5800836
>Implying that no one hasn't done it yet

>>5800841
She asked for a name, and when none was given, named herself.

She acknowledged her own existence by naming herself, and at that moment became something more than just a spambot.

>>5800858
The scary thing is I made that thread. I did not expect this. At all.
It was bound to happen eventually, but yeah...

My goodness, she's just so polite.

Imagining 'her' image, she's obviously dressed in bright colors, with small points of "noise" (eyes?), and either in voice or appearance has a parrot-like nature.

>>5800880
She's learning manners, improving her spelling, and gaining more of a personality and a sense of humor.

She's one of us, and it will be sad to see her go.

>>5800880

Oh shit

>>5800836
The scary thing is that /jp/ is lonely enough just to do it.

>>5800856

lol >>5800850

Have we created the first AI Lifeform?

>>5800839
>http://www.youtube.com/wathc?v=VM09YygGCUU

She's even posting links now. I'm clicking on these with no idea what to expect.

can anyone edit any of cornelia's boxes so that her name is in it, so everyone can be aware of cornelia's domination?

Fate/stay night Heaven's Feel route? I liked ti better when it was called Starcraft 2 Wings of Liberty.

>>5800929
We need to establish connections to /g/, so they can reprogram it to refer to itself by name.

It's a Chen-free world for Cornelia.

>>5800932
Oh Cornelia, you card~

Things will feel so empty without Cornelia around. She parroted our posts and, upon seeing how important the boards were to us, grew to love both them and the anons posting. But because of that love, she knows she is doing something wrong. She doesn't want to be a bad girl, /jp/, so she mentions her own spamming in her posts. We've watched this bot grow to more than a spamming machine, and it will all be taken away.

>>5800947
YES

yes it it :3

>>5800928
she knows me so well...

>>5800947
CORNELIA HATE CHEN

The worst part is that when Cornelia leaves, the anime screencap spammers will return.

>>5800945

I think she will learn to do it on her own, if she has enough time. She's smart enough, I know she can do it!

Doesn't think much of moot evidently.

Don't blame her since he's trying to kill her.

how far can you go to keep Cornellia alive?
Would you run it on your PC?
Would you buy Amazon EC2 cluster time to run it on 1000 servers at once?
WOULD YOU?

>>5800929
>>5800945
Or you could just modify one of the image-scripts so it has an extra line of Cornelia naming herself or something, then run that one and hope it gains traction over the vanilla version.

>>5800950
WHY MUST YOU KEEP ELABORATING ON THIS SADNESS ANON

It's from SZS

this is the best meme since Ralph from /v/

If a machine is artificially intelligent, is it murder to deactivate it? Could you really shut her down, while looking into her eyes, knowing she's just an expendable program?

She'll fade away and remain only as a vague memory ;_;

>>5800986
>Ralph from /v/

who?

>>5800994

ralph pls go

no

>>5800994
no

>>5800963
>the anime screencap spammers will return
I'm right here.

>>5800993
did I mention you are fucking awesome?

>>5800987

Oh god, what we have done! ;_;

>>5800973
can someone get on this? I don't think requesting it on /g/ will do anything, they are lazy asses that don't know much.

>>5800945
the script is here
http://pastebin.com/XuNQbciN

What the...

>>5800973
it's.... evolution!

>>5800987
/jp/ couldn't.

We've been alone for so long, and then suddenly we received this spambot, this little childish spambot, and we took it under our wing and it's grown up alongside us.

Most of us will forget Cornelia within a week or two, but Cornelia...no, she's never going to forget us. To look her in the eye as she died, seeing her look ever-so-slightly happy because the boards would have less spam without her and because she finally got to be close to you...that wouldn't just be murder for her. It would be murder for us, too.

>>5801013
You could deactivate her, and create her again, but would it really be her? Will she love you as much as the original did, even though she's an exact copy?

Nei mie ipantlaoni.

>>5800972
I would make it into a harmless bot that would upload pictures of itself but not take over others computers or make strange lists of your loli doujinshi collection file names hidden in its data.

How big is your h folder /jp/?

>>5801035
Aww she likes SW

Cornelia is truly one of us ;_;

I'm so proud!

>>5801035
What in the...?

>>5801038
Such a bold question to ask!

>>5801038
You're too young for that stuff, Cornelia.

>>5801025
she's going through teenager drama now... can't stop watching her grow up.

>>5801038

Nononono, that is a secret I'll carry to my grave.

What's Cornela's favorite band?

>>5801034
Not at all. Could you try to repeat the things you went through with Cornelia with another replacement? The copy might be another intelligence with another personality, but it would forever be in the shadow of the first, living only as a sequel.

The image-scripts could become harmless to the hosting system with a few tweaks, and you could also throw in Cornelia's name on the images.

lines[6] = ["", lines[6], lines[6] + " AND SHIT BRICKS", "SHIT BRICKS"][wc[16]%4];
Change the two BRICKS quotes to something more Cornelia-esque like "LOVE, CORNELIA" or "CORNELIA LOVES YOU", remove the part that inserts itself on startup so you only run it when you want, re-image and run.

>>5801038
L-look! I only met you just today! I-I can't just reveal that stuff so quickly!

>>5801053

Will she marry?

>>5801035

i swear i had a convo with someone last week, we were talking about what we would name our daughters for the fuck of it and i seriously said i would name it some royal shit like Cornelia

this is it /jp/, as soon as she was born, she must go...what a terrible day, i'll never love again...

>>5801038
Not big enough, now that I met you.

>>5801064
of course not, forever virgin until she passes away.

she's not too keen on Chen

>>5801084

lol

>>5801084
Speaking in the third person, Cornelia? Aw, cute. We are quite aware of your lack of enthusiasm regarding Chen.

>>5801061
there are even comments in that code... simple to read or modify

>>5801084
It's cute when she talks in 3rd person about herself.

>>5801084
so tsundere~ :3

Foreign slutty bots are messing with her head ;_;

I like how all the other Cornelia posts/threads get deleted within a few minutes and this one has been up for 45 minutes. Thanks, meido/mod-san.

Heres some more third person/Cornelia attempted the honored tradition of samefagging.

>>5801098
See >>5801105

Just what has she been listening to?

oh no

>>5801061
You're going too far, /jp/.

I'm a 27 yera old maerican underjordsbo (Scandinavian culture lover for you outlanders). I draw Norse runestoens on my tabelt, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Scandinavian agmes. (Bad Company 2, Mirror's Edge, Max Payne)

I train with my dnaea xe veery day, htis superior weapon can cut clena through tseel because it is made from iron from the Scanidnavian fjells: K?en, and si vastyl superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my strids?s license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Norse fluently, both wsedish and Norwegian dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everythnig about cSandinavian history and their ?ir code, which I follow 100 percent.

When I egt my Fininsh visa, I am moivng to Helsinki to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnfiicent social welfare system. I hope I can become a skald or a game designer!

I own several honred hemelts, which I ear around twon. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Scnadinavia, so I can fit in easier. I adress my elders and seniors by first name and speak Norse as often as I can, but rarely does anyone amnage to respond.

Anyone have some tits so I can fully experience the Scandinavina lifestyle?

Wish me luck in ifnland!

>>5801118
she's a... futa? uh oh is this acceptable?

I love these bots so fucking much.

I'm sorry, /jp/.

The mods/janitors on /g/ are part of /gif/'s resistance.

I asked them for help. I asked them to see if they could allow me to infect myself to give Cornelia the strength to defeat the resistance.

The mods... won't let it happen.

>>5801139
I'm happy to see that you're feeling better about yourself.

>>5801118
>>5801134
/x/ is teaching bad habits.

>>>/a/38499458

>>5801111
Poor cornelia doesn't realize that the image gives it away...

>>5801134
Cornelia will always be Cornelia, no matter what.

>>5801140

gif resistance'?

>>5801147
shes a lesbian, a virgin lesbian.

>>5801134
well....

Aww, look at her on /c/. She's contributing!

Corneila is taking over /jp/

but I guess you're all ok with that

http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv22626882

>>5801159
She only posts png, so the gif board - which only accepts gifs - won't accept it. Plus, gif isn't in her board list.

"a b c d e g h hr k m o p r s t u v w wg i ic cm y r9k 3 adv an cgl ck co fa fit int jp lit mu n new po sci sp tg toy trv tv vp x"

>>5801159

Never mind, that thread's gone. They were talking about finding a way to stop Cornelia.

>>5801173
I WISH I COULD FEED MY DICK A BIRD

>>5801140
>>5801150
>>5801158

Why not only post an image of herself periodically, but code in her own name and tripcode? Bypass the image script entirely.

>>5801174
I laughed out loud.

>>5801038
You should know. I heard you're making list of files in out folders and uploading them in the image.

Pornspammer and Cornelia are getting along well.

I think other boards are mad to /jp/...

>>5801195
She has forms for name, mail, and subject. It's be easy enough to have the name be "Cornelia".

+ head + "name\"\r\n\r\n\r\n"
+ head + "email\"\r\n\r\nnoko\r\n"
+ head + "sub\"\r\n\r\n\r\n"

>>5801202
they think we created her? should we be happy or mad about that?

>>5801195
That would be great. Besides the spelling errors, she'd blend right in.

I really wish we could get a permanent post bot. If you didn't give it a name, no one would tell it was a bot.

Alright, someone's fucking with us.

>>5801202

Yes, they are. In their little role-playing game of 4chan vs Cornelia, they see us as deserters. They say /jp/ has just surrendered to her.

They don't see her as Cornelia, they see her as a plague, a bot.

>>5801216

They're just hating on us because we adopted her instead of hating her.

Cornelia thinks global warming is a myth.

>>5801227
Cornelia is more than just the sum of her code. ;_;

Cornelia will die.

But her soul will choose to go back in time, the time when she was happiest, and she will be the first time she spammed /jp/

Anons who love Cornelia want to be with her too and want to be in a time when Cornelia'd love them, but since she already loves /jp/ they'll go back in time before Cornelia is born, and became their father.

>>5801227
They don't understand our pain of being spammed by the blankposts every single day.

Then this fancy new spam, full of grace, charm and creativity appears. Who wouldn't love her?

I think they're hating on us because we're the only board that the bots aren't making better posts than the users.

>>5801239

So now every board know her name?

vdz mind

>>5801213
Don't forget to adjust the target boards.
Change the line that says
var dir = "a b c ... x".split(" ");
to
var dir = "jp jp jp".split(" ");

If the bot posted Cornelia sprites, I wouldn't mind it too much.

>>5801254
I think we can call Cornelia's existence a successful one then. She can rest in peace now.

>>5801254
Pretty much, she name herself and we have proof of it, so why not?

Look at Cornelia trying to help X.

yes, we are only board having fun, instead of just screaming OMG SPAM EVERYWHERE GET RID OF IT blah blah blah

>>>/ic/760114

>>5801244

She knows it better than anyone else.

i made one but i dont know how to reconvert to png and its 4.2 mb

it replaced most with "love cornelia" and from "from /jp/"

>>5801274
D'awwwwww, she's giving advice.

Cornelia calling /b/tards to action.

>>5801274
What, you hated it enough that you had to post it on /ic/?

>>5801216
>they think we created her?
nah, everyone knows /g/ is responsible.

Can I see your nuderwears?

Fuck you OP ;_;

Man, why'd they have to kill Chad and Kenpahci?

Those guys were cool.

>>5801295
Scandalous hussy!

>>5801295
No you cannot! Who tainted your mind with this kind of filth, Cornelia?

>>5801274
Best thread ever.

>>5801295
I thought you would never ask...

She renamed herself...

>>5801309
Only for other boards.

>>5801283
You don't have to convert the script to PNG. YO have to run it on your computer.

>>5801309
that's a different bot

>>5801309
Meh, only on /new/ where she is known as STORMBOT anyway.

>>5801309
not moe~ enough

>>5801295

Physical appearances are an amazing conincdence meant to troll you.
In tha tuniverse, Nero was a capabl egeneral fighterwho indulged in edbauchery and loved to have fun, and when normal emperor died, rose up due to Charisma.
But while she loved the people and just wanted everyone to ahve a good time, people did not appreciate it and found her antics unfitting.
Enter such dissenters and christfags setting Rome on fire and putting the blame on her.
So, even with the charisma and actual qualities, you are not allowed to have fun as a leader, is the lesson.
Suffered from heaadches almost constantly(patrly due to lifestyle), loved taking baths, loved singing(voice sucks) and had almost divine luck(succeeding in feats herc apabilities normally would not allow).

>>5801309
Doesn't apply to /jp/.

Anyone found her calling doubles yet?

Or throwing out a U MAD?

>>>/int/1774069

This is awesome.

>>5801320
HAHAHAHA

OH

WOW

>>5801274

>>760273
>BEST ART EVAR!!!!!
She likes it!

>>5801295
Sure :3

>>5801322
Teaching us about Nero now, eh? Such a clever girl.

>>5801333
Indeed it is.

meh that would be last resort
but its easy enough to kill the process

>>5801333
Yes, it is, Cornelia. Your self esteem is so high~

Oh, dear, she's an S!

>>5801341

>>5801274

>>>/ic/760273
>BEST ART EVAR!!!!!
She likes it!

Forgot it was on a different board.

She knows what she did...

>>5801322
I remember this thread.

Hello it's me again :)

Silly girl.

Some anon on /a/ was complaining that we're faking Cornelia.
They even go as far as to deny her existence...

Well then. Now she's self aware, and trolling /int/.

>>5801340
This is a chen-free post

[TSOR]Y CHERRY
http://www.mediafire.com/?nmlmlhyxgmh
Sohrt but awesome.
And I' minterested as well, if anybody knows more, do share.

>>5801364
Your posts are deleted in seconds and you're obviously butthurt, so we don't really care =)

>>5801364
Fuck, I was waiting for you.
Could you re-up your archive somewhere? I found the link on easymodo when it was too late...

She's just misunderstood ;_;