/jp/ - Otaku Culture

They've embraced the virus, pull out soldier!

We have let the spam in to our left.

I believe in the janitor.

>hang with /v/irgins
yeah, no. Even our spambots make more interesting posts than you faggots.

Cornelia is better family than you've ever been, /v/.

>>5800702
Damn it /jp/, why'd you adopt this monster? It isn't like one of your Japanese Animes!

This is not Saya no Uta or something, do you understand?

We love Cornelia.

She's one of us.

If you mean to hurt her, we'll have to stop you.

going to /v/ wouldn't be any different than going to /b/, fuck off.

>>5800733
She's just going to destroy you in the end, you fools.

You can keep your own threads and stay in a bubble, we won't bother you. Even /lit/ has joined us and is happily surviving!

Bot and human...those who are script and those who are flesh, bound to eternally fight eachother. Is this really how it's supposed to do? Maybe, cornelia's creation is just a way of testing us?

>>5800753
We've taken in all the dying boards that you've never been to. Except /d/ and /y/, etc. I'm sure you'll find a friend.

Come on /jp/, we want you to survive this mess. The beast holds no love for kin.

>>5800727
Stockholm Syndrome. It's hurting us so much, we rationalize it and fall in love.

>>5800783
/a/ is that way Hayami ------>

Is everyone on /v/ intelligent (surprisingly) or crazy moderation or what? Why is that board untouched.

>>5800756
Why do you look so much like Cal in that pic, Mokou?

>>5800794
It's a bot that never loved you. Just stick to your waifus and kill off this monster.

They post words from other boards and images that will try and kill you. Let it drift on to /b/ at full force. Abandon the board.

>>5800787
There's no way /d/ can survive this. R.I.P.

>>5800804
Or perhaps whoever made the bot also posts on /v/, and doesn't want a board they post on ruined (more than it is already).

>>5800829
From the bot script:
// List of boards
var dir = "a b c d e g h hr k m o p r s t u v w wg i ic cm y r9k 3 adv an cgl ck co fa fit int jp lit mu n new po sci sp tg toy trv tv vp x".split(" ");
var mfs = [3,2,3,3,3,3,3, 8,3,3,3,5,8,3,3,3,3,4, 4,3, 3, 3,3, 2,3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3,3, 3, 8, 3, 3, 3, 3, 8, 3, 3,3];

/v/ is on there alright.

>>5800804
Mods, mods everywhere. Where you download the .hta from has absolutely nothing to do with where it will spam. A retard who ran the file on /b/ will spam on every other board.

>>5800804
>>5800829
We've taken in so many boards and our speed has increased. It's a drawback, but it's worth it to combat the monster.

The speed will never falter if we keep our current intake of boards, and we will kill the bots whether you join us or not. You could just be remembered as an ally rather than an enemy and a loner, like /b/.

>>5800804
Trolls are immune to the virus, and /v/ is 99.9% troll.

>>5800871

But /jp/ is the loner. Always has been.

We love Cornelia. We will fight to keep her alive, even if it means sacrificing our own computers!

>>5800873
Don't lie to yourself to insult us. Put your pride away for now and think of the greater good.

We're discussing books with /lit/ and programs with /3/ in our own board. We want you, a board with a history of scorning the others, to stay safe. We can't be that bad.

Oh it's because all the post numbers on /v/ are hidden as XXX so I guess the bot can't quote them.

I believe in Meido. She will keep us safe.

I really like this song
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6223223
but I don't really like other songs by Iosys

Can someone recommend me other Iosys songs just like thiso ne? In fact, forget that. Can somoene just recommend me this song?

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6223223

Thanks.

>>5800909
Sort of makes sense.

there not mp3 though

>>5800916
Speaking as an old veteran of 2008 to early 2010 /jp/, I can assure you Meido will not hold up.

>>5800909
No, in fact 99% of us have a Greasemonkey add-on to kill the XXX's. We just move too fast. You are going to be devoured once you hit the dead zone for the night.

>>5800906
How is our safety in any way compromised?

>>5800942
Oh, I assumed that was just put in place now since I never go to /v/

Why would the post numbers be hidden like that normally?

saten is beautiful

Wo-oh.

Say wo-oh
Say wo-oh.

>>5800942
We are thoroughly enjoying this, there is no reason to leave.

Wo-oh

>>5800946
We've renamed this campaign to Operation: Cornelia. In honor of /jp/.

That monster is just out on the boards that move even slower than you. As previously stated, once you hit the dead zone and posting is at a minimum you will return to a destroyed area with a broken heart. Your cult can rejoice then.

A NUCLEAR LAUNCH HAS ALREADY BEEN STARTED

ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE IT HITS

MAY THE POOR SOULS REST IN PEACE FOR THEY CAN NO LONGER BE SAVED

TARGET LOCATIONS ARE:
>>>/jp/5799293

>>5800979
That's not really our safety then, stop being so overdramatic.

/jp/ already has the archive to escape to if things get really bad.

>>5800981
God damn it, who decided to launch the nukes? We can't do anything yet, we need allies. Damn it /jp/. Get it through your heads that you don't need to be loners anymore. You have to change to survive. This Operation is a test of NATURAL SELECTION.

And those who trust the monster will not evolve.

dear /jp/ my japanese friend wants to get me something from japan for my birthday as a present, waht shall i ask for?

>>5801008
That's not how evolution works, evolution can only work over the course of several generations, not during the lifetime of an individual.

>>5800999
/v/ never slows down. Especially not with the intake of new boards.

/jp/ hits a dead zone. You have approximately 5 hours until your precious cult is torn to shambles. You'll see how loving Cornelia is then.

>my face when I got banned from /v/ for posting King of the Hill porn