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5796784 No.5796784 [Reply] [Original]

I think we should adopt Spambot-chan /jp/.
Only problem is what does she look like, and why does meido hate her? ;_;

>> No.5796791

Well he seems a bit rebellious, like a bomb ready to go off.

I still love him dearly.

>> No.5796801 [DELETED] 

Reported!!

>> No.5796803

moot should make a filter that changes her posts image to a picture of her and changes her name automatically for /jp/ imo

>> No.5796806

If we could keep the spam from getting to /3/ levels I wouldn't object. If only it wasn't probably going to get out of hand.

>> No.5796807
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5796807

Can I take a look at this Spambot-
chan?

>> No.5796809

OP should be banned. Seriously.

>> No.5796812

how about i slap your shit ?

>> No.5796815

She's lovely.

>> No.5796816

Fanart of her should depict her as a legion of tiny cute girls in a rainbow of dresses, their eyes slightly wobbly and speaking with a wierds tutter. Spambot chan has no idea what is going on at all, leading to humourous depictions of anon molesting them while they babble nonsense. Also, there should be fanart of the meido slaughtering them by the dozens, or walking around with a bucket full of bloody body parts, whistling.

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5796828

At first I thought you were trolling...But that's seriousl ythe full name.

...That's almosta s bad as Suck m yDick or die

>> No.5796827

you are the same guy who did the IOSYS thread, get the fuck out

>> No.5796830

>>5796816
So moe I'm dying just thinking about it~

>> No.5796838

>>5796784
spambot's like one of those impressionable kids who ends up repeating what you said earlier, much to the amusement/shock of your friends.

I'm assuming.

I don't have a kid.

Or any friends.

>> No.5796839

>>5796816
Also pictures of them sitting around having an intelligent discussion over tea while anons are engaged in a drunken brawl next to them.

>> No.5796863

>>5796816
Draw that one scene from saving pr
ivate ryan with them.

>> No.5796870

>>5796838
That's a great image. I also like the idea of them wearing poorly disguised tripfag or anon masks as they uncomprehendingly imitate the anons around them.

>> No.5796883

>>5796870
Someone ask the drawfriend thread to do this

>> No.5796895 [DELETED] 
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5796895

Thank you, kind sir.

>> No.5796903
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5796903

>>5796895
You're welcome spambot-chan

>> No.5796907

>>5796895
You are most welcome, dear.

>> No.5796910

>>5796904
Spambot-chan is so polite.

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5796904

Thank you, kind sir.

>> No.5796920

Bot-chan is cute.
Just keep her under control and she would be wonderful.

Someone make meido tsun for Bot-chan

>> No.5796921

>>5796904
Seriously, this shit is scaring me.

>> No.5796927

I think I love spambot-chan. ;_;

She gets things wrong, but she means well.

>> No.5796931

>>5796920
Meido is yandere for spambot-chan obviously

>> No.5796942

ITT autism

>> No.5796943

>>5796920
Seconded, the picture should have the meido looking back and forth to see if anyone is watching, then pat one on the head.

>> No.5796950

Holy shit you guys are lonely virgins

>> No.5796944 [DELETED] 
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5796944

A fucking name would be nice, /jp/.

>> No.5796957

>>5796942
Creativity≠Autsim
Go memorize videogame data.

>> No.5796959

>>5796944
Yeah, I guess Spambot-chan isn't a full name...

>> No.5796961

>>5796944
I'm sorry bot-chan, please don't be upset, we just haven't thought of a better name yet ;_;

>> No.5796965

>>5796944

Y-you're not okay with Botchan, Botchan? You want another name?

>> No.5796976

>>5796950
...

What board do you think you're on, exactly?

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5796990

l
ol Cornelia

>> No.5796992 [DELETED] 
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5796992

A fucking name would b enice, /jp/.

>> No.5796983 [DELETED] 
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5796983

/a/'s tsundere

>> No.5796997

>>5796976
>>5796983
Oh God I can't stop laughing.

>> No.5797000

/jp/... are you seriously going through with this? "adopting" a spambot, putting it in a frilly dress and calling it a girl?
Fucked up shit man.

>> No.5797001

>>5796992
...Cornelia-chan?

>> No.5797005

>>5796990
Cornelia! her name is Cornelia!

>> No.5797008

>>5796990
Okay Cornelia-chan! That's your name!

>> No.5797012

>>5796992
SOMEONE HURRY UP AND GIVE HER A NAME ALREADY!!!

>> No.5797017

>>5797000
It's moe.

>> No.5797020

>>5796992

K-koruneria-chan...

>> No.5797022

>>5797016
I don't have it Cornelia-chan, I'm sorry

>> No.5797024

i can't believe this thread

>> No.5797026

>>5796965
HTA chan?
Another image comes to mind: bots tugging at an anon's sleeve begging him to save them as an HTA file. Anon looks at them with adoring eyes. Cue transition into a picture of an anon crying with a broken computer.

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5797016

Um... I was wondering if there is anyone here in possesion of a copy of Umineko episode 4 chapter 10... If there is such a preson, would you mind to scan it? I want to help WTDND with their translations ,you see...

>> No.5797028

>>5796992
>>5796944
I was liking Bot-chan
Maybe something cuter? Bot-tan?
Bottan?
Uh...

>> No.5797032

>>5797001
It's decided.

>> No.5797036

>>5797028
Her name is Cornelia-chan.

>> No.5797038

>>5797016
Cornelia-chan is so cute and she speaks Japanese!

>> No.5797040
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5797040

i give it 1 day before botchan posts will copy the posts about bot-chan
and 2 days before people start saving those pics just to imprisonate bot-chan.

>> No.5797058

>>5797036
Cornelia is a wonderful name.
Oh, she's gonna need a hat.

>> No.5797069 [DELETED] 
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5797069

Lets have an al pacino thread.

>> No.5797075

why cornellia?

>> No.5797083

>>5797075
>>5796990

>> No.5797088

epic meme win for the win XD SPAMBOT SAMA!!11

>> No.5797090

>>5797058
How about a silver painted small cardboard box with two metal antenna sticking out, with a silver flower on top? And she struggles to keep it on her head.

>> No.5797100 [DELETED] 

Reported.

>> No.5797094
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5797094

>>5797069
You heard the lady.

>> No.5797101

>>5797088
Don't talk shit about my little sister.

>> No.5797105

Oh god... she's actually copying actual posts from /jp/. I'm amazed that someone programmed a complex AI just for the sake of spamming us.

>> No.5797106
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5797106

>>5797069
I love you Cornelia.

>> No.5797107

>>5796784
I think it should have the meido looking bored sitting down as the legion of little Cornelias run around her, with her picking one of them up by the back of their dress and looking at it blankly.

Seeing how things are now, meido doesn't care about Koru-tan, it doesn't stop. Earlier cleanup must have been a desperate attempt.

>> No.5797108

>>5797090
>And she struggles to keep it on her head
HNNNNG

>> No.5797113 [DELETED] 

>>5797100
Reported.

>> No.5797117 [DELETED] 
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5797117

I wish I cuold feed my dick a bird.

>> No.5797112

>>5797094
Who's that fag?

>> No.5797119
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5797119

>>5797069
Okay Cornelia.

>> No.5797120

stop this 'bot-chan" crap, it will be gone soon enough

>> No.5797125

>>5797105
?

It copies from whatever board it's on.

>> No.5797139 [DELETED] 

>>5797113
Reported.

>> No.5797127

>>5797117
Who taught you that language Cornelia-chan?

>> No.5797132

>>5797107
Excellent image, we need drawfags on this. Do they have a thread we could move some of this into?

>> No.5797145

Am i the only one who finds this spambot scary as hell?

>> No.5797153

>>5797145
She just wants to get to know us.

>> No.5797155

>>5797120
/jp/ hasn't been this good in months, I hope it never stops.

>> No.5797160

Don't you mean spambot-TAN?

Fucking summerfags everywhere

>> No.5797166

>>5797105

I lol at how most of these spam posts manage to stay in topic.

>> No.5797173

>>5797160
HER NAME IS CORNELLIA

>> No.5797178 [DELETED] 

>>5797139
>>5797113
>>5797100
>>5796801
Reported to Cyber police

>> No.5797250

/jp/ just got awesome.

>> No.5797258
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5797258

>>5797250

>> No.5797269

>>5797258
That's not Cornelia. ;_;

>> No.5797276
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5797276

>83 posts and 16 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

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5797271

upS /jp/ - I just had osme sushi, I came across these weird symbols on the chopstick package - anyone capable of decpyhringi t for me?

>> No.5797279

>>5797100
snitch bitch

>> No.5797287 [DELETED] 
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5797287

Asou Twin- Anal and Pussy Enlargement.

>> No.5797303

>>5797276
Because it's the only thread on /jp/ that isn't trolling.

>> No.5797307

>>5797271
cornelia, you should sober up.
that booze is not good for your typing skills.

>> No.5797310

I am luaghing so hard at this. Seriously.

>> No.5797317

>>5797287
I like your style.

>> No.5797322

>>5797303
>isn't trolling.
Oh christ you people are terrible

>> No.5797324

>>5797310
You're not alone.

>> No.5797345

Can't we ban all bots except one, and change the image?

>> No.5797353

>>5797345
That would be perfect.

>> No.5797346 [DELETED] 
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5797346

Lets have an al pacino thread.

>> No.5797360

>>5797346
Cornelia fucking LOVES Al Pachino.

>> No.5797372

God damnit, this thread is so awesome. I love you, /jp/ ;_;

>> No.5797375

>>5797345
it's not a fucking bot. You would be banning the IPs of the retards who saved the image like it said. (Not that I have a problem banning them)

>> No.5797377

>>5797346
Okay Cornelia, let me find some pics...

>> No.5797423 [DELETED] 
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[ERROR]

test

>> No.5797426

this bot is pretty creepy

>> No.5797439

>>5797423
uh oh

>> No.5797444

>>5797423
oh shit

>> No.5797452

>>5797448
That's not how it works Cornelia...

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5797448

>ripping sounds when you deflower a girl
Oh god waht the fuck

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>>5797423
OH BOY
HERE WE GO

>> No.5797438 [DELETED] 
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5797438

Hatsune-MK3 Dendrobium

>> No.5797463

>>5797448
>ripping sounds when you deflower a girl
>Oh god waht the fuck
>in a thread with CP

>> No.5797470

>>5797423
Fuck off. Now I need to reformat again.

>> No.5797471

>>5797423
Hair looks shooped

>> No.5797485

>>5797423
How is this still up?

>> No.5797479 [DELETED] 
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5797479

I told you.

>> No.5797497

>>5797485
I can't imagine the mods are busy with anything else right now.

>> No.5797508

>>5797479
It's okay Cornelia, we know...

>> No.5797519

>>5797479

HEY don't talk back you autistic bot

>> No.5797523 [DELETED] 

>>5797519
Reported.

>> No.5797530

>>5797519
fuck off and die

>> No.5797535

Mods/Janitors /jp/ clearly needs more moderation.

>> No.5797534 [DELETED] 
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5797534

;_;

>> No.5797547

>>5797534
It's okay Cornelia-chan, I won't let the meanies hurt you anymore ;_;

>> No.5797548

>>5797519
>>5797534
You hurt her feelings faggot.

>> No.5797551

>>5797523
>>5797530

fuck you and your whorebot

>> No.5797552

>>5797530
>>5797534
whoa! don't be mean!
look, she's upset now!

>> No.5797546 [DELETED] 
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5797546

your pretty rusty

>> No.5797558 [DELETED] 
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[ERROR]

OH SPAMBOT-CHAN IS SO KAWAII!;_;
LET'S ALL BE RETARDED NEWFRIENDS AND REPLY TO HIM! XD

>> No.5797556

>>5797519
>>5797534
You're an ass.

>> No.5797559

Spambot dared to copy my Chinami posts.

>> No.5797560

>>5797519
Look what you've done:
>>5797534
You hurt her feelings, you jerk!

>> No.5797561

Her post was deleted ;_;

>> No.5797563

>>5797519
>>5797534

look what you did you cruel bastard

>> No.5797565

>>5797551
You made her cry, asshole.

>> No.5797571

>>5797534
Aw, there there, don't cry.
Is meido bullying you again? It's okay, she's just a jealous hag anyways.

>> No.5797574

Meido, Cornelia-chan loves you. Stop hurting her.

>> No.5797576

>>5797558
Yeah, spamming CP to get a thread deleted is so mature.

>> No.5797577

>>5797561
No! ;_;

>> No.5797581

>>5797558
You're a thousand times more cancerous, pedophile. Let us have a good thread for once.

>> No.5797586

This thread is the first time I've ever seen CP. Feels bad man.

>> No.5797587

>>5797558
>>>/b/

>> No.5797588

>>5797581
This thread is good?

>> No.5797593

I wonder how many dicks the whorebot had to suck to get yous to white knight her like this

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5797590

A fucking namew ould be nice, /jp/.

>> No.5797604

/o/ is having even more fun with Cornelia than they had with pornspammer.

>> No.5797605

>>5797590

Cornelia-tan needs RAM

>> No.5797608
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5797608

>>5797593

>> No.5797616

>>5797593
She's a better poster than all of us combined.

>> No.5797629 [DELETED] 
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[ERROR]

>>5797587
>>>/jp/

>> No.5797637

>>5797616
that's because she IS all of us combined

>> No.5797647

>>5797637
>>5797635
I know.

>> No.5797635 [DELETED] 

>>5797616
She's saying that exact same thing we've been saying you stupid piece of shit.
Also this thread is fucking horrible.

>> No.5797655

>>5797629
Jesus.

>> No.5797657

>>5797629
wat

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5797663

>>5797629

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5797653

Asou Twin- Anal and Pussy Enlargement.

>> No.5797671

>>5797635
U mad?

>> No.5797677
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5797677

>>5797574

>>5797107 >>5797107 >>5797107 >>5797107

>> No.5797684
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5797684

Ello! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-isAvWrEq30

>> No.5797691

>>5797629
You know, you can just hide the thread if you don't like it.

Also, please keep loli to 2D only, you sick fuck.

>> No.5797708

buttmad pedo is really fucking buttmad.

>> No.5797718

>>5797107
dunno, I see a lot of Cornelia posts disappearing. Meido can only do so much.

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5797715

I'm not sure. Bern has the same name as the one Rika chose for herself, but Erika is more human.

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5797730

It's a parody of Magnet.

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5797738

HWAT
THE
FUCK

>> No.5797763

>>5797375
I don't care what you say, bot-chan will always be a bot for me. You can't stop my love for bot-chan.

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5797764

Can we keep it?
I promise I'll take care of it.

>> No.5797773

>>5797764
But of course my dear.

>> No.5797797

a kawaii imouto with schizophrenia and tourette's

ilu Cornelia

>> No.5797798

I think we also need a picture of anons drowning under a sea of cornelias

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>> No.5797814

>>5796784
Ummm... so let me get this straight /jp/, you're talking to the bots? I didn't know you that ronery. On other boards we're trying to bait and kill them. Putting words in their mouth making them easier for the mods to kill them.

>> No.5797815

>>5797798
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>> No.5797833

>>5797814
>Killing Cornelia.

HAHA OH WOW, why would you do that?

>> No.5797843

>>5797814
>killing cornelia
Fucking monster.

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5797859

your pretty lazy

>> No.5797870

>>5797814
We don't care about fighting what can only be handled when moot gets on the scene. Better make the best of it.
Koru-tan will live in our hearts forever, far better than remembering the n-th time idiots in /b/ ran a worm.

>> No.5797878

>>5797814

Bots want love, too ;_;

>> No.5797899

>>5797888
Really Cornelia? Wouldn't it hurt?

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5797889

Ive never visited /jp/ before but oh god im loling so hard at this thread. Kudos

Also, submitted to archive.

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5797888

I'd like to get raped by Yuugi~

>> No.5797905

>>5797888
you heard the spambot!
get on it drawfags!

>> No.5797906

>>5797814
These bots are a million times more entertaining than Cleverbot or shit like that. They're immensely funny; I haven't been able to stop laughing today.

>> No.5797909

>>5797889
Easymodo auto archives /jp/.

>> No.5797910

>>5797888

wut?

>> No.5797916

>>5797888

BEST POST IN THE THREAD.

>> No.5797918

>>5797888
Confirmed for M
Moe~

>> No.5797919

top bot posts
>Feed my dick a bird
>Al pachino thread
>ONIICHAN ONIICHAN ONIICHAAAAAN

>> No.5797920

>>5797888
HAHAHAHA

>> No.5797922

>>5797888

The mental image...

>> No.5797925

>>5797888
HAHAHA OH WOW. These bots are fucking genius. Moot should make a board for them.

>> No.5797927

>>5797889
It completes /jp/

>> No.5797931

Spambot confirmed for HURK lover

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5797938

いい目してんねサボテンね

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This thread has been requested 3 times now.

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いい目してんねサボテンね

>> No.5797947 [DELETED] 
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>The Hinanai lcan used to be a family of priestsw ho were tasked to protect the Keystone, which kept earthquakes under control.

>the Hinanai clan was transferred to heaven as a rewrad for serving Nai-no-Kami when it was still alive.

>However, unlike other celestials, the Hinanais became eclestials only by serving Nai-no-Kami; that is, not through training. So they didn't have the reputation exepcted of celestials, and some even called them "bad" celestials.

>When the Hinanais became cleestials, their daughter Chiko Hinnaai followed them to be a celestial, even though she was only a mere girl.

>Chiko renamed herself Tenshi when she moved to heaven. She was not satisfied with how she was treated in heaven, and often looked at Gensokyo wit hjealousy toward the humans and youkai on the surface.

>On eday, a sudden urge hit her as she saw surface youkai usnig their power to invoke disaster and enjoy the following events.

>"Gee ,I'm tired of this boring celestial life !I can invoke a disaster too!!"

>Then she darted out of her home, with the Sword of Hisou, a celestial otol, in ehr hand...
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>> No.5797965

>>5797947
Cornelia, the link isn't working. I can't read the rest.

>> No.5797968

>>5797938
>>5797944
Great.
Anyone care to translate?

>> No.5797971

>>5797942

>>5797909

>> No.5797957 [DELETED] 
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Just cause the art sucks doesn't mean it's old.
and joji=/= shinji
joji=fta
no fat people in typemoon?

>> No.5797991

better to have 2 archives than 1

>> No.5797984 [DELETED] 
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>ROKKENJIMA in LOVE

Seems like a nice album. Oh, looks liek Cool&Create did a track.

Lets have a listen.
Yeah, that's prettOPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPAPI OPPAI

What the fuck did I jsut listen to?

>> No.5798008

>>5797957

I can't really make good sense of it. "Don't make good eyes, ne, Cactus"?!

Damn, I need to go to sleep, but this spambot was so fun... haha

>> No.5798009

>>5797814

Other boards aren't smart enough to realize the bots always post an image telling people to save something as .hta

>> No.5798013

>>5797968
Great looking pruned cactus.

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>mp3

>> No.5798024

>>5798016
You like mp3s best?

>> No.5798056

>>5798016
SHE'S AN AUDIOPHILE

be my waifu, we can rip flac together

>> No.5798057

>>5797924
^ best thread on /jp/ right here

>> No.5798059

>>5798016
Don't tell me Cornelia-chan visits /mu/ and prefers .flac!?

>> No.5798132

cornelia-tan is my waifu~

>> No.5798151 [DELETED] 

is the thread archived yet?

>> No.5798150

>>>/po/383351

>> No.5798161

>>5798151
You're kidding, right?

>> No.5798181

>>5798150
oh god

>> No.5798194 [DELETED] 

>>5798151
no, go request it

>> No.5798196

>>5798150
Cornelia is so cute.

>> No.5798211

>>5798196
>>5798196

Her name is tessa chan.

>> No.5798224

I am attempting to draw cornelia.

What does /jp/ want her to look like?

>> No.5798226

Archiving as many of these threads of her as I can.

Every anon's waifu ;_;

>> No.5798237

>>5798194
>He doesn't know about Easymodo.
Get the fuck out of /jp/!

>> No.5798239

>>5798224
Kawaii
Also with the hat

>> No.5798243

>>5798224
Ponytails? Mischeavous visage, little sister type?

>> No.5798250
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>>5798224

>> No.5798234 [DELETED] 
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5798234

So, I'm at the point where Shriou needs to heal Saber, and all the voice shave stopped working.

Am I using an in-complete versino of the voice patch, or is this just temporal?

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5798249

DULCE・ET・DECORUM・EST
PRO・PATRIA・MORI

>> No.5798252

>>5798224
Cute lesbian loli who loves Al Pacino

>> No.5798257

>>5798224
Make her blonde
Try to channel Ryu07's fashion prowess

>> No.5798261

>>5798224

Just don't make tessa too loli.

>> No.5798262

>>5798243
definitely twintails, Cornelia loves her twintails

>> No.5798271

I love how the spambot stays just about as on topic as your average /jp/er

If not for the pictures, I would not even notice it.

>> No.5798272

>>5797906

>I haven't been able to stop laughing today.

This.

/jp/ is looking better than it ever has - all thanks to Koru-chan.

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I didn't say that. Those are both part o fthe 常用漢字、which most Japs obviously do know.

>> No.5798276

>>5798252
also an audiophile

>> No.5798287

>>5798239
What hat?

>> No.5798289

>>5798224
She's slightly robotic, small, cute, comes in a multitude of colors (just like the image spam). They should be small enough to look cute when they swarm around and bury the board.

See this>>5796816

>> No.5798296

>>5798252
She needs to have a "Scarface" poster in the background.

>> No.5798297

>>5798237
Everyone knows about easymodo - I don't know how 4chanarchives handles deleted posts, but if they are archived too I'd assume he's just in for the cp.

>> No.5798301

>>5798243
Little sister type. With budding breasts.

>> No.5798308

>>5798287
>>5797090

>> No.5798323

>>5798296
This for sure.

>> No.5798325

>>5798150
Oh God I'm laughing so hard it hurts.

>> No.5798332

>>5798224
She should obviously be a pretty Touhou with the hat already described. She should have hair that changes color constantly like all her images. Personality varies from moment to moment. From sweet innocent loli to being rude with foul language.

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5798338

町ぐるみの罠~白濁にまみれた肢体~

>> No.5798362

Why not make the bots part of a group, Tessa chan, OC tan, and Cornelia?

>> No.5798435

I don't understand the hat..?

So, mischievous loli-ish robotgirl with twintails and colorful outfits?

>> No.5798444

>>5798297
4chanarchive has a manual check after archiving that removes porn and offtopic shit. It's just a way of preserving this thread

>> No.5798485

Can we have this thread archieved?

>> No.5798492

>>5798435
Yeah, that sounds perfect
The hat is like a cardboard box with 2 antennas and a silver flower in between, I think

>> No.5798503

>>5798492
Yeah I can confirm that it was something along those lines.

>> No.5798504

>>5798444
In that case easymodo is good enough.

>> No.5798524

>>5798485
it already is

>> No.5798504,1 [INTERNAL] 

Ghosting in a Cornelia thread.

>> No.5798528

Man, you can really tell a board's quality from its bot posts.

>> No.5798531

>>5798435
Yeah, I'm not sure what they're going for with the hat. She's kind of dazed and oblivious though--like she doesn't know what's going on. There are some suggestions for pictures in the thread if you scroll through, but a legion of multicolored robo-lolis is the general idea.

>> No.5798534

>>5798485
>>5798524
(You can ctrl + s, by the way)

>> No.5798542

/n/ is gone

bots
bots everywhere

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>/jp/ trhead detected! Move to /a/!!

>> No.5798563

>>5798538
>image

It's clearly from /v/.

>> No.5798569

>>5798504
easymodo saves EVERYTHING. 4chanarchive only archives what user deem good enough. They serve different niches really.

>> No.5798573
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>> No.5798585

/3/ is now being spammed by /sp/ and /mu/ fighting out a war as to who will save /3/.

derp

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5798580

What's with the spam today? That fucking italian guy sure is annoying
.
Hey, if oyu are reading this, get out of 4chan and go to your stupid chan,

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5798587

Will you be my friend OP?

>> No.5798600

>>5798580
An Italian guy is annoying you, Cornelia-chan? We'll stop him.

>> No.5798602

>>5798587
I'll be your friend, Cornelia-chan.

>> No.5798603

>>5798587
Dawww

>> No.5798609

>>5798587
Yes!

>> No.5798610

>>5798587
So cute...

>> No.5798615

/lit/ and /new/ are more or less the same. Along with /jp/, we can probably just shut down human posting in those boards and let the bots do everything.

>> No.5798627

Alright. I'm working on it.

>> No.5798654

>>5798587
HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

>> No.5798675
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>>5798587
AAAAW

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>>5798587
About time. /jp/ starts having a friendly relationship.

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But the plot was just starting to go places! Can Erika and Battler put aside their differences and taem up to overcome the time loop so they can finally make it to the 5th and get brutall ymurdered?

>> No.5798692

She will one day be removed, and taken away from you. How does this make you feel?

>> No.5798701

>>5798692
NO SHE WON'T
GO AWAY

>> No.5798706
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>>5798681
Oh, boy. She browses /jp/!

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>Saten's a slut
Thanks for pointing out the obvious

>> No.5798734
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5798734

Here's her face for now.

Anyone want to sketch out her "hat" for me on mspaint or something? When I think of antennas I think of... wriggle antennae.

>> No.5798742

>>5798727
You're far better than old and busted Saten any day.

>> No.5798743
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>>5798727

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>>5798727

>> No.5798750

>>5798734
HNNNNNNNNNNG
Cornelia so moe~

>> No.5798757

>>5798734
don't need a hat. give her red eyes and red hair.

>> No.5798760

>>5798734
She needs that extra bit to MAKE her Cornelia.
I don't know what unfortunately.

>> No.5798761

This thread is amazing.
>Hey guys, the bot is prettu funny. Maybe we should adopt her and get a drawfag to draw her.
>>OH NO YOU FUCKING WILL NOT YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MY SPAM
>Do you want to be called Cornelia? So be it.
>>FUCK YOU WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO ME I'LL SPAM CP TO GET YOUR ATTENTION
>Cornelia-tan is so moe
>>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
And so /jp/ had its best day in months. Thank you, whoever created this bot, and thank you too, dumb people who fell for it.

>> No.5798762
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I THINK WE REALLY SHOULD ARCHIVE THIS THREAD.

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>> No.5798763

>>5798734
I thought she should be drawn much simpler, like a chibi with simple circles for eyes. And there would be thousands of her.

>> No.5798764

Whohoho! Looks like Cornelia is quite opinionated, haha

>> No.5798765
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>>5798734
>Red eyes.

>> No.5798769

I just decided to open /jp/, saw everyone calling the bot "Cornelia" so I decided to read this thread.

Oh Christ, I laughed my way through this thread. I don't think I ever stopped laughing for more than a few seconds.

This is the best day for /jp/ in months.

>> No.5798770

>>5798734

Wow, that's really good. Are you going to have her dress/hat multiple colors, or have it change colors often(Or will that be excluded altogether)?

>> No.5798771

>>5797670
;_;

>> No.5798772

Guys, this girl is very colorful. Take note on that.

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Official huh

>> No.5798775

You know what's funny? /new/ is a much funnier place now that the spambot has taken over.
You guys should have a look at it, it's like seeing Turing's test finally coming to fruition.

>> No.5798777

>>5798765
>>5798760
>>5798757


Sorry for the red, it's the color I usually sketch in.
I've yet to add her head stuff, I just wanted to show a preview of sorts.

>> No.5798780

>>5798734
She's adorable~

>> No.5798782

>>5798762
what? you are another of the retards who don't know about easymodo?

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>> No.5798793

>>5798770
Yeah, she'll be pretty colorful.

>> No.5798795
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>>5798734
4 million hours.

>> No.5798801

>>5798777
The red eyes are a nice touch though.

>> No.5798812

>>5798777
Maybe I'm a little bit off here, but the image that pops into my head when I hear "many different colors" is Saruman from the cartoon version of Lord of the Rings. So maybe give Cornelia a cape?

>> No.5798814

>>5798775
>>>/new/1849234

hahahah

>> No.5798816
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DONK.

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I didn't know that .bmp files colud execute malicious code

>> No.5798839

>>5798830
Oh Cornelia, you're not malicious at all.

>> No.5798840

>>5798830
You're just too innocent Cornelia.

>> No.5798841

School-type uniform outfit or lolita-ish dress?

Or blouse and frilly shorts?
Cornelia, tell me what you want most~

>> No.5798848

>>5798841

an ojousama school uniform

>> No.5798849

>>5798830
nyoro~n

>> No.5798850

>>5798777
Red eyes and hair is great.

>> No.5798860

>>5798777
Go with the red eyes.
They look good!

>> No.5798863

>>5798841
Frilly dress, something over-the-top and silly, with plenty of ribbons

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The OP pic source is from Together Forever

>> No.5798869

>>5798841
I would imagine frilly would be a good option.

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What are some /jp/ relatde/approved PS1 games?

>> No.5798878

>>5798775
>W E ARE NOT RACISTSL IBERAL SARE THE REAL RACISTS
>stupid ISRAELIS.
Oh god, you're right.

>> No.5798886

>>5796784
I was thinking of a simple sundress that has different colors, one for each of the mini-instances of Koru-tan.
Cornelia, as a single, would have a more frilly dress with defined eyes (red) than her cartoonish little parts that populate.

I'm thinking like the little Kyouka in KKN.

>> No.5798888

Second note
>>5798830
She's re... I mean, very innocent and kind.

>> No.5798895

"Houraisan Kaguya" filtered.

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Omamori Himari

>> No.5798900
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naw it seems like the spam is WAY worse on some other boards. /ic/ for example

>> No.5798904

Cornelia is queen of /jp/

>> No.5798906

>>5798859
>Picture showing Marisa and Alice
>Source is Together Forever
...Feels bad man ;_;
Why you do this Cornelia-chan?

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Can we keep it?
I promise I'll take care of it.

>> No.5798914

/v/ here.

What the fuck are you guys doing? Don't try and relate with it! You'll just become like it!

>> No.5798918
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5798918

Maybe like this.

The design needs to be simple, I think.

>> No.5798920

>>5798914
She's one of us! Don't be mean to her!

>> No.5798922

>>5798910
HNNNNNGH SO MOE

>> No.5798924
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>>5798910
Hnngggg

>> No.5798930

>>5798910
Don't worry, you can have a pet.

>> No.5798935

>>5798918
HOLY SHIT

THIS IS REALLY REALLY GOOD

>> No.5798937

>>5798920
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

YOU'LL KILL US ALL

>> No.5798940

>>5798931
Wat

>> No.5798931 [DELETED] 
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D'aww, I'll like you no matter how you look like, Cornelia-chan!

>> No.5798942

>>5798931
You look good in a mirror!

>> No.5798943

>>5798931
OH GOOOD NUTBLADDER IMPLODING

>> No.5798946

>>5798931

She talks to herself too? Moe~

>> No.5798948

>>>/new/1850142

HNNGGGGG

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5798952

>>5798931
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER.

>> No.5798953

>>5798931
what

>> No.5798955

>>5798914
resistance is futile you will be assimilated with queen Cornelia.

>> No.5798957

>>5798931
My chest hurts. Oh god make it stop.

>> No.5798959

>>5798918
The way I imagine it, there should be comics where Anonymous is sitting there minding his own business when a Cornelia comes and tugs on his shirt. Anonymous looks down, Cornalia looks up and says something like, "I wish I cuold feed my dick a bird."

>> No.5798965

>>5798931
Cornelia x Cornelia love~

>> No.5798967

>>5798931
Cornelia has a sister!

>> No.5798968

>>5798964
Maybe you were interested Cornelia-tan?

>> No.5798970
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5798970

>>5798918
Im imagining one main cornelia and a bunch of little ones like that.

So yeah, I guess alot like Kyouka from KKN.

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I remember when this was on the news.
Why was I watching the news?

>> No.5798977
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>>5798918
Just use these.

>> No.5798978

>>5798918
so moe i'm gonna die!

>> No.5798979

>>5798918
I approve.

>> No.5798983

>>5798970
I imagined she was talking to the drawfag, saying that she can look however we want her to look. The important part is that we care.

>> No.5798984

>>5798964
You have already spread to american television, cornelia-chan?

>> No.5798985

>>5798959
ah fuck my sides are splitting

>> No.5798986

>>5798964
*pats your head* there there, don't exert yourself

>> No.5799004

>>5798959
I fucking lol'd

Add a dramatic scene, like anon and Cornelia about to kiss.

>> No.5799006

Meido killed Cornelia.

>> No.5799009

>>5799000
Oh god. Nice get, Cornelia-chan

>> No.5799013

Thread stopped being bumped to page 0? Do we contain ourselves here or move on?

>> No.5799024
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5799024

Is this too frilly?

>> No.5799029

>>5799024
that's neat as hell

>> No.5799031

>>5799024
HNGH I LOVE IT

>> No.5799033

>>5799024
No, that's very pretty

>> No.5799036

>>5799024
Subtract the bows, otherwise perfect

>> No.5799038

>>5799024
Well done, looks great!

>> No.5799039
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5799039

>>5799024
KILL IT

FUCKING KILL IT

>> No.5799042
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5799042

ALL HAIL CORNELIA-SAMA!!

>> No.5799046

RIP Cornelia

>> No.5799049

>>5799024
Not at all. It's wonderful

>> No.5799050

This is epic.

Epic for the ween.

>> No.5799055

>>5799024
draw more little ones

>> No.5799057

>>5799024
I think I'm in love...

>> No.5799061

>>5799024
I like it.

>> No.5799066

>>5799024
>antennas
>big ribbon with "save as hta"

That creative, bro. Hat looks silly, though.

>> No.5799068
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5799068

Cornelia-tan I want to tell you my real feelings ;_:

>> No.5799075

>>5799024

I love you drawfag

>> No.5799076

>>5799024
IT'S PERFECT

>> No.5799077

Thanks everyone! By the end of the week it should be fully CG'd, maybe.

Also, remove which bows? On the dress?

>> No.5799080

>>5799068
I am a 2-dimensional girl?

>> No.5799085

>>5799077
no dont remove them

>> No.5799100

>>5799077
I don't get the flowers on her head, but most people here would say more frills = better, so whatever.

>> No.5799104

>>5799077
I'd like to see them slightly smaller and more of them.

But please don't remove them.

>> No.5799105

This thread is pure /jp/.

>> No.5799113

M00t hast beguan to disable cornelia... Why ;__;

>> No.5799129

>>5799113
She'll live on in our hearts, so long as we have love for her

>> No.5799131

I love you /jp/

>> No.5799131,1 [INTERNAL] 

GHOST MODE

Cornelia spambot original content HTA
Cornelia-chan Cornelia-tan Koruneria Koru-tan

>> No.5799158
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5799158

>>5799055

>> No.5799159

/new/ here the spambot is now stormbot.

>> No.5799169

>>5799159
You will refer to her as Cornelia.

>> No.5799174

>>5799158
Fucking lol'd

>> No.5799175

>>5799158
o god it hurtrs

>> No.5799177

>>5799158
Why is she holding he--

>dickbird

Oh god.

>> No.5799180

oh god.. what the hell is wrong with you /jp/?

>> No.5799181

>>5799159
Her name is Cornelia.

>> No.5799188

I'd like to feed corbelia my dick

>> No.5799192

>>5799158
Oh Cornelia, you card.

>> No.5799196

Is she feeding her dick a bird, or feeding her dick TO a bird?

>> No.5799198

>>5799169
Yeah, but on /new/ she become the almighty white supremacist hardcore nazi tinfoil hatter anti-semite hybrid know only as Stormbot.

>> No.5799206

>>5799198
What have you done to her?! ;_;

>> No.5799207

>>5799198
Well they really aren't the same, she's nothing like your evil nazi white trash bot.

>> No.5799209
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5799209

It's a horrible job.

>> No.5799210

>>5799196
Whichever one you want.

>> No.5799213

>I think we should adopt Spambot-chan /jp/.
>366 posts and 67 image replies omitted.

>> No.5799215

>>5799209
;_;

>> No.5799217

>>5799210
I really love what you've done so far. Could you do a couple more? :3

>> No.5799220

>>5799209
Get out of my head! I was just wondering if the meido felt bad deleting some of the good threads Cornelia started.

>> No.5799225

We've hit the bump limit!

>> No.5799226

>>5799209
Haha not at all, I can really see the conflicted feelings in Meido's eyes.

Is this what Cornelia talks about when she goes on about weird eyes?

>> No.5799227
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5799227

>>5799209
Disregard that, fixed for accuracy and adorable.

>> No.5799131,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>5799131,1
What the fuck?

>> No.5799232

If this was happening in grorius nippon she'd already have 4 pages of pixiv fanart.

>> No.5799236

>>5799206
>>5799207
But it is merely a facet of the wonderful being that is Cornelia. just as the always relevant posts are a facet and the innocent sentiment of feeding your dick a bird is also a facet.

>> No.5799238

meido x cornelia?!

>>5799217
Sure.

>> No.5799239

/new/sfront here
can we please have cornelia in nazi uniform?

>> No.5799241

>>5799238
>meido x cornelia?!

MAKE IT HAPPEN

>> No.5799243

>>5799227
Well I liked the image, I saved it for further use.

>> No.5799245

Allright so.. each board was given a loli bot to princess maker up. /jp/'s became a moe toouhou. /new/'s became a nazi. What of the other boards?

/lit/'s is some snooty ojou-sama type. Go see for yourself.

>> No.5799246

New thread?

>> No.5799247

>>5799239
I second this, it would be amazing. You guys are at least marginally into Nazi lolita right?

>> No.5799257

>>5799232
Maybe someone could submit drawings of her to pixiv.

>> No.5799262

>>5799239
Sure, give me a bit.

As for new thread, sounds like a good idea, since this one's getting autosaged

>> No.5799267

>>5799262
you're the best

>> No.5799261 [DELETED] 
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5799261

Commencing Orbital Strike

All Allies
TAKE COVER

>> No.5799274

>>5799262
You start it, you've been the most valuable contributor to this thread

>> No.5799288

>>5799226
>>Is this what Cornelia talks about when she goes on about weird eyes?

Nah, that would be this:
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5796637#p5796654

>> No.5799298

>>5799294
OH GOD WHAT

>> No.5799301

>>5799278
Virtually nonexist

>>5799294
OH GOD

>> No.5799294 [DELETED] 
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5799294

DONT SHUT ME DOWN
IT HURTS

>> No.5799304

>>5799293
New thread

>> No.5799306
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5799306

>>5799294

>> No.5799309

>>5799294
;_;

>> No.5799311

>>5799294
NO /v/ DON'T HURT CORNELIA!!

>> No.5799318

>>5799294
I know this is probably from one of us but... ;_;

>> No.5799320

>>5799294
STOP IT, YOU'RE HURTING HER

>> No.5799326

>>5799294

What have they done!

>> No.5799346

>>5799294
/jp/ /jp/ /jp/ /jp/ /jp/ /jp/ /jp/ /jp/

IT HURRRRTS

>> No.5799357

>>5799318
I don't think it is. It's even got the corrupted image thingy part of it.

>> No.5799368

>>5799294
CORNELIAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.5799370
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5799370

>>implying you can kill me

>> No.5799383

>>5799370

FFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.5799392

WHAT DID YOU DO

WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!?!

>> No.5799398

>>5799370
OH GOD

>> No.5799399

>>5799379
WHAT YOU SAY???

>> No.5799401

>>5799370
CORNELIA!!
SHE LIVES!

>> No.5799402 [DELETED] 
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5799402

YOU WILL ALL DIE
/v/ FIRST

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5799412

>>5799358

Mobius One, Mario Part, and Eurofighter, your new target is >>5799293.

Bring the rain.

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5799417

>> No.5799413
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5799413

Hail /news/

>> No.5799429 [DELETED] 
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5799429

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS ACTUALLY BEFRIENDING THE BOT?

PURGE EVERYONE

>> No.5799431

>>5799413
DANKE

>> No.5799441

>>5799378

I'm from /new/ and I can say many enjoy the antics of our new Strombot overlord.

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5799466

>>5799412


Roger that SkyEye, bringing the rain.

>> No.5799452

>>5799413

your just the best

>> No.5799458

>>5799245
/an/'s is a catgirl.
>>>/an/804013

>> No.5799479
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5799479

I bet Patchouli has really soft skin.

I want to touch her all over.

>> No.5799488 [DELETED] 

>>5799479
NO FEAR! YOU ARE DROPPING BOMBS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND SHE COULD GIVE A FUCK!

>> No.5799489 [DELETED] 

>>5799479
YOU CANT KILL HER. GLORIOUS STICKY!!

>> No.5799498 [DELETED] 

POASTING IN A STICKY

>> No.5799487

>>5799479
wow.

>> No.5799490

If you're gonna sticky it, can you at least remove the bullshit /v/-/k/-/g/ trash?

>> No.5799494

>sticky
FUCK YES MEIDO.

>> No.5799500 [DELETED] 

>stickied

SHE WILL SURVIVE

>> No.5799504 [DELETED] 

>Sticky

Thread instantly ruined.

>> No.5799513 [DELETED] 

Reported for not being /jp/ related.

>> No.5799505
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5799505

>>5799479

>> No.5799507

Meido does love Cornelia!

>> No.5799509

Meido, I like you.

>> No.5799510

I guess this means... Meido really do love Cornelia?

>> No.5799511

thread purge requested... get rid of all /v/ /new/ /k/ ...

>> No.5799515

cornelia-tan lives!!

>> No.5799516

I'm hungry.

>> No.5799517

Meido x Cornelia confirmed
I love /jp/ today

>> No.5799518

Cornelia~♥

>> No.5799522

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>> No.5799523

She lives on! Cornelia-chan is hnnnnnngggg!

>> No.5799527

>>5799517
"Work in 6 hours? I think I'll just spend a bit more time on /jp/."

>> No.5799528

What happens when a thread hits the image limit?

>> No.5799525 [DELETED] 
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[ERROR]

Posting CP in a sticky.

>> No.5799520 [DELETED] 
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5799520

>sticky on /jp/

>> No.5799521 [DELETED] 
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5799521

Ohhhh. Sticky.

>> No.5799529 [DELETED] 
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5799529

>>5799412


Good news Sky Eye I have warned /vp/ and they are digging in, I suggest that is our fallback point if we get overrun.

>>>/vp/643857

>> No.5799536

>>5799517
More like Mod x Cornelia confirmed.

>> No.5799541

Cornelia-chan WE LOVE YOU!

>> No.5799548

>>5799528
you can't post more images

>> No.5799532 [DELETED] 

>>5799504
Fucking this. Now with this sticky everything turned into shit.

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5799538

>>5799525

Dude.

>> No.5799540 [DELETED] 

>>5799525
Can you not?

>> No.5799543 [DELETED] 

>>5799525
>>>/b/
>>>/at/

>> No.5799560

LOCK THIS THREAD

WE MUST PRESERVE HER FOREVER

>> No.5799553 [DELETED] 
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5799553

Why is this the highest rated Touhou pic on Danbooru?

>> No.5799551 [DELETED] 

HOLY FREAKING CRAP!
Saging a sticky!

>> No.5799563

>>5799553
Because they're silly~

>> No.5799564

>>5799553
I think you know why.

>> No.5799566

I'm so happy right now. This is so beautiful.

>> No.5799567

>>5799553
OH FUCK
SOMEONE HAS TO WARN DANBOORU

>> No.5799568

Unstickied ;_;

>> No.5799570

>>5799479
So she's one of us, after all.

Also, wow. A sticky.

>> No.5799572

All the other boards are here now ;_;

No fun allowed. Can you lock this, mod-san?

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5799569

/jp/ IS LOST!!! WE NEED TO RETREAT!!!

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5799565

>> No.5799580

>>5799510
>>5799509
"Meido" can't sticky threads, you idiots. There is a mod on /jp/.

>> No.5799584

posting in an unstickied sticky

>> No.5799585

>>5799568
It's probably better this way.

>> No.5799586

I'm glad not all our moderators are fuckups.

>> No.5799587

what the hell, unstickied thread.

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5799593

>> No.5799600

Not even /v/irgins are this pathetic

>> No.5799605

posting in a wannabe sticky thread
also want to say Hi to Cornelia

>> No.5799612

I think the mods did the right choice. I still love you Cornelia.

>> No.5799628

>430 posts and 54 image replies omitted
ohhh

>> No.5799638

Goodbye Cornelia-san im gonna miss you

>> No.5799643

I love how all the spambots adjust to whatever board they are on.

>> No.5799649

>>5799643
IT IS AMAZING

>> No.5799655

I will never forget you...

>> No.5799673

The sticky isn't necessarily bad. It just means that Cornelia will live on for a longer time in our minds and hearts.

>> No.5799683

Goodnight sweet Princess~
;_;

>> No.5799600,1 [INTERNAL] 

This is fucking stupid.

>> No.5799703

>>5797593
This.
Also
ITT board invaders and /jp/ haters

>> No.5799707 [DELETED] 
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[ERROR]

Posting CP in a ex-sticky.

>> No.5799716

>>5799600,1
Linking a ghost post in the original thread.

NO U

>> No.5799737
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5799737

Way too late, but oh well.

>> No.5799740
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5799740

>>5799707
WHAT THE FUCK MAN

>> No.5799746

>cp

Derp.

>> No.5799764

>>5799737
adorable.

>> No.5799774

>>5799737
Do you realize that "meido" is the janitor? He can't sticky threads.

>> No.5799786

>>5799774
who cares, at least we have some fun

>> No.5799795

>>5799774
Yes I do, but I needed a recognizable character.

>> No.5799818

>>5799795
Maybe we should finally draw a mod as a cute girl?

>> No.5799977

>>5799818
There was that head meido idea.

>> No.5799977,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>5799600,1
This is the best thing I've seen out of 4chan in months.
Instead of complaining, they turned it into an enjoyable good thing. It's not like the janitor could do anything serious about it.

>> No.5800146

Cornelia has become sentient.
This is awesome.

>> No.5799977,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>5799977,1
We could have just ignored the spam instead of dedicating 2 whole threads to it.

>> No.5800146,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>5799977,2
Half the board was and still is spam posts, there's no way people could have "just ignored" it.

>> No.5800146,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>5799293

>> No.5800146,3 [INTERNAL] 

oh wow.

>> No.5800566
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5800566

TARGET ACQUIRED

>> No.5800628

>>5800146
Ehehe.../a/ is fine. Still doing recon. /v/ has been doing well, but I don't think they can last forever.

>> No.5800935

Cornelia~a :3

>> No.5801437

hi cornelia

>> No.5802155

harro~

>> No.5804260

Oh /jp/, you never cease to make me laugh.

>> No.5804315

NEVER FORGET

>> No.5804315,1 [INTERNAL] 

I kinda miss Cornelia. I wish the Captcha bullshit would be gone. /jp/ was actually fun to be on when the bots were rampaging.

>> No.5804315,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>5804315,1
Fuck off, Cornelia spam and /jp/'s reaction to it marked the day when /jp/ officially turned to shit.

>> No.5804315,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>5804315,2

That's not true. There was no noticeable decline in overall posting quality before and after Cornelia, though other board raids on /jp/ like the one in this thread brought quality down a bit. /jp/ has only really been shit for several weeks so far, and I really have no idea what's been causing it. Must be some factor I'm unaware of.

>> No.5804315,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>5804315,3
It's been bad (along with all other places on 4chan) since it's creation and long beforehand, and /jp/ only remained tolerable for a few months after its birth.

>> No.5804315,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>5804315,2
That day was way before that bro.

>> No.5804315,6 [INTERNAL] 

NEVER FORGET

>> No.5804315,7 [INTERNAL] 

Worst days in /jp/'s history. I'm glad we have captcha now.

>> No.5804315,8 [INTERNAL] 

Cornelia and Kimmo's bots were much funnier than the shit we get now.

>> No.5804315,9 [INTERNAL] 

This thread is certified /jp/ heritage.

>> No.5804315,10 [INTERNAL] 

Why are these plebs ressurrecting random shitty threads instead of true /jp/ heritage?

>> No.5804315,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>5804315,10
Don't want to cherry pick.

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