/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maybe

No. Reported.

If by date you mean play eroge together

Even that would be fucked

>>5788698
The cosplayer is the hottest

Middle aged fujoshi dat my wife. Or fanartist.

>>5788766
I disagree. Moralfags are the best.
It's wonderful to corrupt what is pure

Would you date a sex demon /jp/?

>>5788780
All she would do is draw pictures of you getting fucked by guys. Not worth it.

>>5788808
But we could fap to traps together!

No I'm gay

Already have.
Never again.
Why did I think 3d whore would replace my waifu

>>5788822
Good news, she has a penis!

>>5788827

I only like manly men, traps are gay.

i used to know a violence loving super dyke
only it was a rape loving superdyke that randomly dryhumped other women and played basketball

>>5788838
imokaywiththis.jpg

Yes

Fuck no, why would I want a chubby awkward fujoshi over a normal Japanese girl.

>>5788698
Whatever happened to this? Was it finished being colored in?

Fuck no, why would I want a chubby, awkward fujoshi over a normal Japanese girl?

>>5788914
>>5788923
No normal japanese girl would love (obsess) over you as much as a lonely fujoshi (yandere)

only if your face isn't horribly disfigured

Only if she liked me.

And if she liked to cuddle.

;_;

My /jp/ boyfriend is dating a femanon.

Not a trait I look for in a girl but not something I'd condemn her for.

But if I ever find her masturbating to boof this board will end in fire.

Femanon, here.

I read VNs with my boyfriend all the time. Shit is so cash, but its gotten to the point where I can't read scary ones by myself. I'm going to have to re-train myself.

>>5788934
Get your filthy paws of my waifu's ass.

>>5788946
I miss her ;_;

pigma-san too ;_;

>>5788929
My little sister is into guys with disfigured faces and the like; she fuckin' loves that Phantom of the Opera.

(She also likes Katawa Shoujo; I think she might be bi for Hanako's delicious burn wounds.)

>>5788934
Do you miss Remi?

>>5788944
lol, huge slut spotted.

>>5788964
>pygma
BLECH!

>>5788965
>She also likes Katawa Shoujo

Tell your sister she has shitty taste. Also, sage and reported for advertisement / spam GET OUT KS DEVS!

>>5788978

jealous of pygma-chan?

Hikki for me. But I guess I'd just reply to her messages on text boards. I'm too scared to meet her myself, really...

;_;

>>5789003
How can you advertise a product that's never going to be released?

No

>>5788694
I sure would

I would like to date my sister.

>>5789040
I would like to date your sister too

>>5789007
Goddamn you, you made me wake up everyone in the house because I loL'd.

I'd rather date a White Ren clone. Being reported whenever I do something sounds fun.

>>5789003
At least it's a step up from her roleplaying as characters from Quest for Camelot and Finding Nemo with her online Mormon boyfriend. (I really wish I was making this shit up.)

>>5789053
>>5788965
Not your blog.

>>5789046
Out.

I don't think femanons would date their own kind.

>>5789080
What's the matter?
Can't handle the truth?

>>5789098
Who else would? They're just as repulsive as mananons.

>>5788694
as long is it isnt online dating.

What's up with all this talk about Pygmalion? Can't you online lovers of hers stop talking about her for five freaking minutes?

>>5789142
They all got rectally pained because she got a boyfriend. Shows how mature /jp/ is that they have to harass girls that get boyfriends.

>>5789156
>They all got rectally pained because she got a boyfriend.

Pathetic....

>>5789156
she died last year.

>>5789156
Who gives a FUCK?!

Give me more Remiliass.

>>5789161
Yeah, /jp/ers need to learn to grow up. Having sex does not make a girl a slut.

>>5789173
That's EXACTLY what makes a girl a slut!

>>5788694

If I were into three-dimensional pigs... No, wait. No. No way.

>>5788965
wish i had a sister or someone else like that ;_;
i'm even wearing a mask most of the time (body dismorphic disorder)

characters like hanako i wouldn't really describe as horribly disfigured ^^
i'd actually go out with her right away

but stuff like down syndrome or everything completely burned off etc can look pretty bad

>>5789142
>>5789156
>>5789161
>>5789173

That wasn't the reason people said she was a slut, she supposedly had sex with a lot of guys and cheated on one of them. There's a post in the archive about it by some anon.

I'd date the one who gave away the free shit so I could have her free shit.

>>5789207 mask
This kind?

I would only date Airhead-tan.

Sup /jp/, femanon here. I do have sex, although it's infrequent since I'm not really fond of it. I get off with guys on a regular basis though, last being Saturday night. But I've never had a proper boyfriend and frankly, I don't think that I want one. I don't think that I'm unattractive. An eating disorder in my teen years still casts a shadow over me, so I'm stupidly skinny. I don't even have a chest. No DFC here- it's flat as fuck, and looks awkward with my protruding ribs. I'm obsessed with my looks, and buy a lot of clothes and shit. But I still play VNs and all that shit. It'd be cool if I actually knew a male anon I could sit down and read VNs with, but I know that that will never happens. Feels bad man.

>>5789338
Every time something like this comes up I kinda wish that it was real and that the person who posted it was Finnish, but this shit will never fucking happen.

>>5789357
Finnish? Rather random, but I'm not. Sorry to put a downer on your mood, bro.

>>5789338
kopipe?

Only if she's from futaba.

You will never date a Finnish femanon

I would never date a "femanon" because people need to stop using that stupid word.

I might date a female /jp/ user, but only if they were OK with a 3-way with mai waifu.

>>5789338
>I do have sex
>never had a proper boyfriend

You're a fucking slut.

>>5789239
just a simple white mask
flexible around the mouth (not for what you think)

Date one? Hell no. Why would I want to go out into social situations with someone just as socially uncomfortable.
Enter into a domestic partnership which satisfies both of our families and society as a whole and allows us to put on a facade of normal fags while retaining the lifestyle? Yes.
She can sit in her room and schlick to yaoi for all I care. I can sit in my room and fap to loli petgirls. If she can cook and take care of holiday bullshit like greeting cards then I can take care of the lawn or fixing the sink.
I don't give a shit about romance. Romance is transient. I've been there. A life partner is vastly preferable. Base the relationship on trust and exchange and there won't be any questions or worries.

>>5789391
Seriously. Having loveless sex is pretty much the definition of slut.

>>5789366
Like I said, it will never fucking happen. So yeah, expected disappointment is not a downer at all.

If some woman were to come into my bedroom and drag me to a restaurant for a date, I suppose I wouldn't mind. But that's never going to happen. Attracting women always requires effort and is worth none.

I'm also a female... I'd date a male /jp/ anon but only if he was better at Touhou than me, not that I set a particularly high bar. I'd rather he could show off to me sometimes. Without being an asshole, of course. If he had a lot of experience with VNs I'd like his recommendations and stuff like that. I'd even help him learn moonrunes with me if he wanted, too. And even better if he would White Ren samefag with me.

>>5789179
implying you wouldn't be a huge slut if you were a girl

>>5789338
Out of curiosity, how many male friends do you have? Are you aware that the geeky lot of them would probably enjoy reading VNs with you?

>>5789421
Well, damn. Looks like it's time to practice some Touhou then. Come play some SWR and PoFV netplay with the lot of us.

Nico thread 404'ed and this is still here, wat?

>>5789421
>I'd even help him learn moonrunes with me if he wanted
Fuck yes you're the girl I've always been looking for
>even better if he would White Ren samefag with me.
Oh, nvm.
;_;

>>5789459
I'm shit at SWR but I've always wanted to try the PoFV netplay! Maybe I'll try it soon.

>>5789477
Reported.

Yes OP, in a heartbeat. She wouldn't even have to be that cute, just please weigh less than me.

>>5789490
Can you report my love?

>>5789467
I deleted it.

>>5789506
Directly to my heart.

What's a femanon?

You femanons sound like bros, might be fun having you guys around, but dating is so much trouble.

>>5789525
>>5789506
love has never been described so beautifully

>>5789399
>Enter into a domestic partnership which satisfies both of our families and society as a whole and allows us to put on a facade of normal fags while retaining the lifestyle? Yes.

This

I can imagine a hikki male beating the shit out of his female partner the first time she sucks up all the bandwidth downloading yaoi porn.

Or vice versa, when she finds him masturbating into her freshly washed panties.

>>5789579
I don't know about other femanons, but it'd be fucking awesome if I knew a few maleanons- hell, even if I knew a few fellow femanons irl. We could definitley bro it up, in a subtle, quiet kind of way. Like we could all sit around a table and drink tea.

>>5789634
>Like we could all sit around a table and drink tea.

Could we all wear frilly hats and dresses?

>>5789670
Anyone can be the little girl.

>>5789634

No thanks, you keep your diseased STD ridden vaginas to yourselves. Cunts.

>>5789579
Female /jp/ers ARE bros. That's why I don't want to see their faces or meet them in real life, that would destroy the image I got for them and replace it with one of a girl.

>>5789670
you can't drink tea wearing kigurumi masks :<

>>5789759
If he< managed to, why can't /?

>>5789634
That sounds fucking awesome, I'm in.

Do MtF anons count as femanons?

>>5789930
MtF will never count as fem-anything.

I'd gladly date one, if she were a christfag or open to becoming one and still a virgin. Otherwise, not so much.

>>5789981
Why a christfag? The virgin thing, I get...

>>5789943
Why not?

>>5790013
Because I'm a Christfag myself. Makes it hard [read: impossible] to have a relationship with nonbelievers due to conflicting morals and priorities.

Be honest here guys, would you enjoy your own company? Do you enjoy company with other hikkis and NEETs? I don't think two /jp/ers are likely to date, although there are statistical outliers.

>>5790159
How the fuck can you endure /jp/ and 4chan?

>>5790168

I would enjoy my own company. In fact, I'm enjoying my own company as I type this.

>>5790159
I can relate. christfellow here too

sex is no longer the ultimate goal or end of relationships, it's become a precursor. Or rather, something that is needed to start or remain in an intimate relationship. And if you tell a girl you're not interested in sex, they'll never believe you. It's a lose/lose situation.

>>5790184
it's not blasephemous or anything to go on 4chan or whatever. I'm not some fundamentalist nut.

Believe it or not I'm actually in my 20's and haven't ever been in a relationship nor had sex. I don't like talking to people in real life (I'd assume many people on /jp/ are like this, but as of late we've had quite a few newcomers who seem rather normal).

I haven't had a real friend since early grade school. I've never liked a guy in real life, and the thought of being friends with one is enough to make me feel uneasy, let alone actually date one. I like keeping time to myself, and don't want to waste my time being with someone else doing things we can both find common ground on.

I want to use my time to myself, doing things I'd enjoy most with my time.

I'm not unattractive, but I'm no beauty. Back when I was in school I've had more than my fair share of people from both genders trying to get friendly with me, but I'd usually just give them responses that would make them realize I don't want to be talked to without flat out telling them.

Truthfully, if there was someone like me who'd just want to be indoors all day watching anime or just talking about VNs or some crap, there's a chance I may enjoy their company every now and then. I wouldn't want it to be a common occurrence though, it'd be annoying that way.

Of course, this is impossible. After all, how can two introverts who stay home all day and go outside maybe once a month ever meet each other?

why is this thread still here?

I only wish to have someone take it easy with me. I'll sit there all day listening attentively too all her problems. On her bad days I would lay her down with her back towards me as I rub rub her pains away.

I will probably never have that since I'm a NEET and have a slight fear of attractive women. ;_;

>>5790239
It's like I am reading the story of my life.

>>5790239
I think this is the reality for most of the people on /jp/. Luckily, we live in a day and age with the internet. After all, we're all here and talking aren't we?

>>5790239
It's like I am reading the story of my life.

>>5790239
I know that there are nice femanons out there and it would be wonderful to just get together, or let's just say /jp/ers in general, but how would one go about finding each other, I mean I myself am uncomfortable with giving information about who or where I am, and finding each other by coincidence is an impossibility. I think threads like these are the best we got.

>>5789399
Again here.
For all of you people who think you've "missed out" by not having a love/romance, it isn't as nice as you think.
All it takes is one relationship failing and you can never, ever recapture that feeling of invulnerability you get in first love. ;_; Instead you'll constantly be aware of the fragility and vulnerability, and that wariness only makes keeping it togteher more difficult.
That is why domestic partnership is superior.

I'd settle for a friend with common interessts.

>>5790299
This is not as good as you think it is. Being the problem fixer and the shoulder to cry on for your lady friend wears you out eventually. You learn that people don't really care about your problems even when you go out of your way to help other people. When someone only wants to be in your company when they need your help, then why bother with them anymore?

>>5790184
It's not that difficult, I just minimize threads I don't want to read and enjoy the rest. I like Touhou and such just like anybody else, there's nothing sinful about that. I stay away from boards like /b/, /d/, /s/, etc., I mostly just visit /v/, /jp/, /adv/, /po/, and /r9k/.

>>5790231
Oddly enough girls do believe me when I inform them that I choose abstinence, but of course they instantly lose all interest and go look for somebody else. I seem to have the misfortune of often attracting girls who only want sex and don't seem to interested in relationship, it's kinda' frustrating.

>>5790377

>/v/
>/adv/
>/r9k/

I'd expect female /jp/ users to have the same kind of unrealistic warped-by-2d standards we males have.
So yeah, it's not a question of whether I would date them, but why would they want to date with me.
I am, after all, on /jp/.

No, Femanons are whores.

>>5790375
I really enjoy helping others. My problems I can cope with internally, but other people need help with theirs. I don't honestly see it as an exchange where I can expect the same in return, I just like doing it.

Hell, I've considered going to an anime con dressed as Reisen and helping nerds with their sexual frustrations just because I like making other people feel good. As long as I have one or two good people I can confide in, I'll be fine.

>>5790447
Forgot to ask;

Does this make me a weird person?

>>5790447
I would confide in you if I weren't so uncomfortable with confronting others. The reisen dressup would help.

>>5790393
They're no better or worse than /jp/, you have to admit that much. Just different content. I'm not the only one who visits all four, I'm sure.

>>5790401
I like to think "femanons" would be like Alice.

I'd like to meet Alice.

>>5790447

Just snuggle with them, it's better than fucking.

Really, it is. Any real man will tell you that.

>>5790466
Sounds like something I would do. Sure, I might not get into a Reisen getup, but doesn't sound weird at all.

Well now we've established there are males who would admit their failures and females who would save them from despair. It's like the classic manga plot, now if only these pieces fit together in reality.

>>5790487
>I like to think
there's your problem

Haha a femanon thread with 100 responses. I bet it's been derailed into something hilarous. Let's read for a bit.
...
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST REPORTING LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR

>>5790466
It does. In our world it's weird to be kind.

>>5790466
>>5790447
If this is true, I guess it makes you a better person than me. You sound like a good person to share a drink with. I think it's unusual but not weird in any way.

I had a similar situation where I've been helping a friend of mine with her small and big problems for over 10 years. Eventually though, I couldn't keep this up.

No. You'd have to pay me to date someone with the same shameful hobbies as me.

>>5790308
/jp/ meetup? Meeting up with someone online is a bit creepy,especially if you're a girl who's going alone. You can pick a place like a park or something, with lots of people around in an open view just so you feel more safe, but I still find it creepy regardless.

That aside, I don't feel it's worth the risk.

>>5790492
LOL NO.
Do you want her to suffocate in sweat stench?
>>5790528
:/
It's my imagination I can think whatever the fuck I want!

Manon here, if anyone from JP lived in the same city as me then I'd be willing to meet IRL, just for shits and giggles.

865 area code

>>5790574
>pick public location
>ask him to wear something specific so you can identify him
>find target from a safe distance
>choose to avoid or proceed

>>5790351
I've never been in a relationship, but I pretty much felt this is what it would be like. You don't have to have experienced it to see everybody around you go through the shit and catch on to patterns. Relationships will turn to shit 95% of the time. Relationships that last are usually ones where there's a kid, money, or some other external factor involved that ties them together; even then they're not really even tried together anymore because they really want to be.

You see this a lot with old couples. That's why most people have parents that fight or are miserable with each other. They were tied to each other because they had a kid, or they know that they're too old to find anybody else, so stick with each other because they'd be lonely otherwise.

Young relationships end quickly because when you're young, you know that you can find somebody else in the near future to replace your ex. When you're old and losing your charm, you no longer have that safety net, so tend to stick by someone longer, even if you don't like them and would have left them back when you were still at a ripe age.


You don't want to get in a relationship. It's one of those things you long for because you don't have it. It's like a new toy that comes out. You want it so badly, but your mother says you can't have it because your grades are dropping. You work hard to get your grades up and earn that toy. When you finally get it, its wonderful! You play with it all the time, and you can't get enough of it.

>>5790574
I would consider a /jp/ meetup if it can be done, but someone is bound to rage on this topic so I'll stop. Unless someone is in California.

>>5790606
However, after a while the initial effect wears off on you. You were really excited at first, but now you realize it's no big deal. The paint on this toy has chipped off a bit and revealed its nasty looking underside. You figured out that it couldn't do some of the things you thought it could. A new toy has come out that got your eye, but your mother told you that you can't have it because she's already spent money on your current toy.

The difference is, unlike a toy, you can't just put a person in a toy box when you tire of them. They stay with you, they stress you out, they get into fights with you over insignificant things and get on your nerves. You're forced to spend some amount of time with them, even if you don't want to.


By the end of it all, you'll realize that a relationship isn't everything in life. In fact, you may even regret ever getting into it, and wish you could get all the time you wasted back. The few moments of romance aren't worth the stress that follows.

In other words, you want it because everyone makes it out to be something special. It's not, and that's why I'd never want to be in one even if I did find someone I liked.

>>5790605
>pick public location
>ask him to wear something specific so you can identify him
>find target from a safe distance
>call local authorities

>>5790608
...

>>5790608

760 or 949 area? LA too I guess. I'm usually floating around those parts. Damn job hunting and shitty economy.

>>5790606

Hi stalker.

Man I wish I was still in California

Sometimes I wish I even had a female friend
I mean like one to hug and stuff
oh god im so lonely I even want to be friend zoned
im done for

Caleefurnyah

Man i wish i was still in Australia

Man i wish i was still in Gen sock yo ze

Any Canadians?

>>5790654
LA, email if you're still interested.

Man I wish /jp/ girls were into futa.

Man I'm glad I am in Europe.

>>5790707

I know one who is. You like pegging or something?

>>5790707
I wouldn't be surprised if some are; weeaboo girls go from yaoi to shota to traps to futa just like boys go the opposite direction.

>>5790727
Or maybe she's an intersexed lesbian?

>>5790707
Well, I wouldn't say I'm too into it, but I do have some futa doujin saved.

>>5790727
No, I just like reading and fapping to them.

>>5790739
Girl's going to feel like you don't appreciate her if you don't want her going all dickgirl on you; all relationships are about give and take, so if you want it to last you're going to have to take her plastic penis prosthesis.

>>5790606
>>5790628
No. That's not quite what it is like at all.
The girl I confessed to had been all but my best friend for 5 months before I'd finally worked the nerve up, and had certainty I had a chance. When she said she was in love with me too a terribly frightening thing happened.
I didn't sleep for 3 days. When I finally did sleep it was for 4 hours, and then I was up for 2 days straight again. My appetite decreased. I had a massive boost of energy, I became optimistic to a fault. I had never felt better in my life.
The first few months went amazingly well, we were both still "high on love" and we were so under the influence that we egotistically thought that our love surpassed all loves in history. Even though she was 15 we already started planning weddings, good places to get apartments and live, and even started willingly digging ourself deeper into a fantasy world.
Around the 4th month her parents started getting concerned about her dating an 18 year old. They didn't think it would last long, and they started cutting back on our time together. They sent her to a month long summer camp. With fewer "fixes" the high started fading.

I definitely would.

I'd settle for a female friend to talk about nerdy stuff and play games with. If it goes further, cool, if not, that's fine too.

I don't have many friends into the stuff I'm into and it kinda sucks. >.>

I've realized that, in theory, the only way for me to have a lasting relationship would be if she were a perfect clone of me, personality-wise.
However, I find myself to be rather annoying, so that would probably not work.

Needless to say, I have no hopes for the future.

>>5790769
quick question... how do people in today's society "confess" their love?

>>5790769
When she finally got back from the camp we were awkward together. I was affection starved, and she was completely disconnected due to her parents and the camp. She'd always had low self confidence, and between her shyness and my affection starvation I grew frustrated with her. She said "I love you" one time in a 7 month relationship, every other time was a reflexive "I love you too."
After she got back her parents let her see me only twice in 2 months after that. The frustration overwhelmed the "high" and the relationship snapped.
After that I never looked at women the same.
2.5 years later I was asked out by a very tall, very overweight girl who fell in love with me at the college arcade where I played DDR. She'd never dated anyone, and I could tell she was already making the same fantastic plans for me that I had once made with my first love, and I had to get away from her.

You can never recapture that confidence of safety from your first love based on fantasy and promise. The best you can do is make an agreement with concrete terms and be fulfilled in that way.

>>5790799
Through IMs?

>>5790769
>She's 15
Yeah, she's still pretty young, and lots of first couples think they'll last and go as far as to plan weddings and such. It's actually quite embarrassing to listen to, a couple all lovey dovey and talking about how they'll love each other forever and talk about how wonderful their relationship will be in 10 years or so.

"We'll never be like all those other teen couples. We're the real deal, we know how to handle a relationship."

I've seen this a lot. I don't even socialize with people and I've seen this crap in high school all the time. Some couples actually last for 2 or 3 years, but eventually they do get to the point where they can't take each other anymore.

Sometimes they just get bored of each other, and things don't end in a messy way. Most of the time at least one person ends up hurt though. Even if you can't imagine you guys ending right now, it'll come out of nowhere. When it does, you'll feel like shit.

>>5790780
Strange, I don't remember being that short, or her being so tall, or her being a him, or me looking like a girl.
meh.

>>5790799
Well definitely not by love letter, and probably not by calling out to a secret place and saying "suki desu, tsukiattegurasai", but correct me if I'm wrong.

When I just meet someone and we seem to be around the same "level" or compatability, just spend some time together casually with others, and then once you detect enough hints and gain enough confidence, ask her/him out someplace together. Those are my two cents, but not a dating pro myself.

>>5790780
I like shy girls. >.>

>>5790831
i see.. i guess the whole confessing and love letter thing only happens on tv...

>>5790810
So her parents forced you away from each other before you two could break off naturally?

>>5790831
But then how will you actually know you're going out" Asking a friend out to a movie or something is pretty natural, and doesn't exactly have to mean a date.

>>5790838
just in anime, and maybe happens in japanese high schools, but not so much in america at least.

>>5788698
o shit, that middle-aged fujoshi looks JUST LIKE ME with greener eyes. ._

>>5790818
It doesn't really matter the age. You see the same behaviors in 25 year olds who've never dated.
It happens any time you get two first timers together. There's a reason that virgins are so treasured. If a girl has that first love invulnerability feeling for you it goes a long way.
It's also the reason that guys are hated for having no experience. It means they're going to live in a fantasy world and be unreliable.
>>5790843
Her parents likely just accelerated the process. If we really had a legendary love that exceeded all others before it then we should've been able to tough it out. But once cracks appears in the fantasy you can't put it back together, as soon as doubt, guilt, remorse and other feelings put the fractures in you can't ignore them. Once you realize your love isn't perfect it all comes crashing down.

>>5790835
No you don't. This is not the animu world where they are considered 'mue', here in the real world they are just plain annoying. And not only girls but guys aswell. There is no reason for a person to be shy and not say what he/she wants to say other than being mentally retarded.

>>5790852
hints and reading the atmosphere I guess, and then maybe a declaration of blossoming love at a certain point, different from the anime way of grabbing someone you don't know and confessing. Someone please correct me as I am not a love guru, I'm staying up on /jp/ for goodness sake.

>>5790870
My hopes in the real world just fell below zero.
Thank you.

>>5790870
This is why 3D is PD

Sure. I'd compose remixes of her favorite songs for her too.

Then again plenty of male Anons hate my guts, so I'd imagine it's the same with female Anons. No regrets though.

>>5790870
"shy" is a nice way of describing an awkward person.

>>5790890
sup ZUN
how goes it?

>>5790884
stubborn chicks are annoying as well

Shy people take too much effort to interact with and are much less likely to repay your social effort in any way.

For most people it just isn't worth the effort/money/time to get to know someone who makes it as hard as possible.

Simple economics.

How could you not just want to hug her and tell her everything will be alright?

Femanon here....

I think I have avoidant personality disirder, and may be love-shy. I rarely leave my home aside from going to work or basic essential shopping. I rarely have contact with guys, and I want a guy who is into the things I'm into. But I'm not into online relationships, been there, done that, it SUCKS.

Someone come find me.;_;

>>5790914
cause i love her too much

>>5790835
Ever met someone (co-worker, classmate, etc) who was always indecisive? Who, when asked "should we go with plan A, or plan B," would go "hmmm... I dunno, you decide," or some other shit response. Who, when confronting you with an issue, has been stewing about it for weeks/months and it's too late to do shit about it? Who never voices an opinion on anything and always shifts responsibility onto you? That, my friend, is what a shy girl will be like. Except you'll have to live with her every minute of the day. 24/7, 365.

>>5790918
>disirder

I think you have the '12 year old autist' disorder.

Only if she was a yandere.

>>5790918
I'd do it, but just because I always like to share love with everyone. Just seems to lure me, to show others how it can feel. Too bad I'm already in a relationship.

>>5790918
I think it'll be easier for you to find what you want that a lot of the guys here, who have already long given up.

>>5790924
AGREED

Wow it must suck to be as bitter as you guys.

>>5790924
What if you like to lead?
>>5790929
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>>5790900
Sup Anon. How are you?

I fell asleep at 8PM today for some reason.The gym opens in a few hours so I guess I'll just stay awake now and post on /jp/ until then.

>>5790947
Oh you have no idea.

>>5790924
My mother is like this, actually. She's pretty moe.

I always hated the term "femanon." Seems too self important. Why not just say "girl here" or something like a normal person would say. Hahaha.

I'd love the idea of having a girl with the same interests as me, turnons, etc, but that's just unrealistic. Good looking girls hate this geeky shit.

Most of them do because the most important thing to these girls is how other people view them. Why the fuck would they want to be seen with a guy who isn't better than all her friend's boyfriends, someone she can brag about or show off to make herself feel important. Imagine what her friends would say if they knew her boyfriend had cartoon girl dolls in his room. "キモイ〜”、etc.

But the girls who do like the things I like are usually either ugly or like it because of the attention it brings to them. Imagine that! A hot girl who likes anime too! How novel! Tons of guys all over that shit. Usually makes said girls feel real self important.

I'm a bitter asshole. I'm sure of it. But I don't hate the game or the players, it's just life. So to continue to get any sort of affection from anyone, I gotta keep pretending to be someone I'm not. If you all really want "love," try acting not like yourselves. Some shallow girl will probably flock all over you if you're charismatic enough.
;_;

>>5790976
huh, I appreciated that.

>>5790976
They are 3D.
They don't love you.
They only love themselves.

>>5790986
She is a HUMAN not your waifu!

I always hated the term "femanon." Seems too self important. Why not just say "lol noone knows my ip except the administrator but i'll tell you everything else about myself for free" or something like a normal person would say. Hahaha.

>>5790918
>>5789338
>>5788944
>>5788937
Get the FUCK out of /jp/.

>>5790990
Aw, sorry I pissed ya off girl.

>>5790987
I'm a human too, but I don't use others to feel better about myself.

>>5790976
>Imagine what her friends would say if they knew her boyfriend had cartoon girl dolls in his room.

If she's into the same stuff you're into, I don't think her friends would care. She probably has cartoon girl dolls as well in her room.

>>5791002
Did you not read the second half of that damn essay I posted?

>>5790997
You forgot one femanon, but you wouldn't be able to find her unless you actually read the post instead of ctrl+fing "femanon" and "boyfriend"

>>5790924
>Ever met someone who was always indecisive?
Yeah. Myself.
It's nice to know that everyone hates shy people, I guess. I don't like them either.

>>5791007
I jumped the gun and quick replied after I read that.

>>5791012
>implying I should feel bad for not bothering to read this whole abortion of a thread
Firing up IRC.

Nope.
I realized a long time ago I was going to die alone and I've gotten rather used to the idea. Resignation is merely the first step towards contentment.

>>5790608
Half of everyone in the world is in California, at least on the internet.

At least, I am.

Still no contact information in here?

I've actually met two people in real life through /jp/. One of them is still my friend. He also gave me a legitimate copy of Shoot the Bullet...

>>5791031
how?

>>5791022
i'll invite /jp/ to a touhou masquerade and blow up the building so you won't die alone

>>5791031
how what?

>>5791041

I have always wished my death to be because of a explosion. May I come also?

>>5791031
I think your best bet is to wait for a con in your area and then posting here.

>>5791031
how did you go about meeting up others

>>5791045
I'm sure a lot of people on /jp/ avoid cons.

The biggest one around here is Anime Expo in LA, and that just ended. I've never been.

Huh? Lots of normalfags in here.

>>5790608
>>5791029

Sup california bros.

Anyone in LA?

>>5791060
Yeah.

>>5791051
someone happened to say SOCAL HERE, ORANGE COUNTY and in one case I got where they lived.

>>5791043
no,people who don't understand the use of an do not deserve to die quickly

As far as my attractions go, I like bitches, or to be more /jp/ related, tsuntsun women. Not the slutty kind, tho. Someone genuinely mean in a non-dumb way. Since I express my affection through hateful comments, our relationship would be strong.

Everyone in this thread either lives in socal or on the east cost, fucking lonely here in TN. Shit sucks.

>>5791045
Cons only work if you're over 25.
At that point it is generally understood that if you're that age and at the convention you're Christmas Cake ;_;

California here. Greatest fucking country on earth.

i wonder if theres a male version of this
in b4 only fats

>>5791073
I live in northern California because I like to keep my exposure to mexicans to a minimum.

>>5791083
I wish fat people dated/fucked each other more often. Would make my life so much easier.

>>5791075
Christmas Cake? I don't get it.

>>5791097
Because you're "leftovers" after the 25th of Christmas. Or you're "leftovers" after your 25th birthday.
Common otaku slang bro.

>>5791107
didn't hear that one before, but that's why I'm here on a tuesday night.

>Would you date a femanon /jp/?
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You guys are fucking pathetic
Back to /r9k/ with you all

>>5791111
What's special about a Tuesday night? Who goes out on Tuesday night?

>>5790239
>>I haven't had a real friend since early grade school.

Same here, but I think it's just because we're people who require very little social maintenance. I'm loving life at the moment, and I'd think the average person would crack if he were in my shoes. It's a part of myself I'm happy with actually (though you gotta be happy with yourself anyways). I wouldn't turn down friends if the opportunity to make some came up though.

>>5791052
I go to AX, but I go by myself and never talk to anyone, so yeah.

>>5791107
Otaku slang? Really, now.
Anyway, I don't celebrate christmas, so I didn't see any association with leftovers.
I don't eat enough to have leftovers.

>>5790997

>>5790918
here.
Why can't I stay?

>>5791124
not that I'm the op, but lonely virgins are so touchy when women are brought up. Just the way of things. It's like punching a baby and expecting it not to cry. The assholes who make these threads should be aware of this, and realize how third rate they are for pulling the easiest troll in the book. It's playing on easymodo.

>>5791139
You stay, I don't know why you were included, the others should leave.

>>5791139
Because you actively participated in this horrible thread.

>>5791157

>>5791134
I guess that's true. Being a foreign student, I'm often asked if living alone makes me lonely etc, but I never actually lived with anyone, so I don't know any other way of life.

>>5791150
Well yes, and it's because this is the last place where lonely virgins can come to cry, knowing they are getting trolled.

>>5791174
Yeah I got you. It just seems like it shouldn't feel too rewarding to the troll, unless they're like babytrolls who lack any elegance or grace.

Seriously, back in the day, it did mean something. Kinda.

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oh my god.

>>5791190
you've got a point.
/thread

>>5791190
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oh my god.

>>5791190
>>5791150
You can almost feel the asspain over the internet from these Anons.

>>5791166
Stop doing that. Don't try to guilt trip me.

>>5791231
Be it in real life or on the internet; women, women never change.

>>5791231
why are you so mean, anon.

All I did was express how I'm frustrated and lonely, and how the only guys that hit on me are the kind of guys that I hate.

>>5791252
Hush, wench.

Since when were ronery threads not acceptable in /jp/? We used to have loads of these daily.

>>5791060
'Sup

>>5791052
AX is weird for meeting people. Mainly due to so many people coming from out of town. Like, other-side-of-the-world out of town.
PMX is in mid-November and is REALLY small (~1000) so there should be less of a problem with crowds if that's an issue.
Also, it's not focused on just Japan material but anything south/asian. It's... amusing in its own way.

ALA is ALA. /cgl/ tripfags abound and have made this their defacto home con. I'd say more but I wasn't allowed to enjoy the last one due to shitty meetings about shit I didn't want to give half a shit about, so I mostly have bitter feelings about some of the people there. The rest of it was enjoyable.

>>5791058
You'll never take my waifu from me, faggot.

>>5791075
My Christmas cake is coming a month early. Seriously, I'll be 26 in November


>>5791134
>I go to AX, but I go by myself and never talk to anyone, so yeah.
There was a /jp/ meetup at Hardcore Synergy. It lasted all of twenty seconds while the two introduced each other and went back to enjoying the UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

>>5791172
>so I don't know any other way of life.
As an only child, I share your views on not missing what you've never had.

>>5790918
>I think I have avoidant personality disirder
Going by those symptoms, all of /jp/ has that.
I can recall a moment within the past three months that I've met every single one of those symptoms. It's not that unusual.
I can function in a social setting, sure, but I do need my time alone. Like, really anti-social-I-don't-give-a-fuck-who's-going-I-want-to-be-in-my-own-world kind of time alone.
Then it feels worse when I start to think about what kind of jackass I was to those who cared enough to invite me.
Feels bad, sis.

Email in the field. Not posting with a trip due to the topic

>>5791252
Don't worry beautiful
I'll smother you with attention so you have no room for anyone other than me, I'll put you up on a pedestal and when another guy hits on you in front of me I won't do shit

>>5791302
Go back to bed, Jones.

>>5791317
XD

>>5791302
unfortunately this is reality.

>>5791302
Funny thing is, he wouldn't even be that bad when the braces come off and he just learned to wash his face. The Jew nose is the only really bad thing that nothing can be done about, but everything else that's wrong with him could be taken care of relatively easily.

Plus, bad photo is bad.

>>5791334
Well then... let's fix that photo...

>>5791330
Are most of you guys really that ugly? I don't think I'm ugly myself, just a little plain. Hell, I've even been called 'handsome' by some girls who were not family. And I've only been in one relationship and I'm 29 years old.

Wow, this reads like a fucking /r9k/ thread.

>>5791334
He could get a nose job. Also, acne doesn't come from not washing your face enough, rather it usually comes from washing it TOO MUCH.

>>5791346

>>5791350
I don't really know what to think of myself.
I'm obviously biased, so thinking I'm good looking would be conceited.

>>5791358
I'm a handsome motherfucker. I'll be conceited all I damn well want. If some bitch over the internet can, then so can I.

>>5791346
?

>femanon

Needs to be autobannable or filtered into something else.

>>5791373
Being called handsome is nice, until you realize that despite that they still don't want you because of all your other faults.

>>5791378
Thank you.

> Would you date a femanon /jp/?
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I wonder if i should read this entire thread or not...

>>5791358
I'd post a picture, but then I'd get banned for looking underage. Not sure if I could be called handsome, but I'm certainly not ugly, atleast.

>>5791350
A few years ago my 7yo "niece" said I was handsome.

>>5791383
Basically people saying how they are actually normal and nice and shit, but still don't have relationships. Yeah right- get a mirror and some honesty guys.

>>5791379
Don't be such a negative nancy. Women will really go for you based on looks alone just as easily as a guy will go for a woman based off looks. Both genders are equally laughable and stupid.

>>5791378
Your posts should be autobannable.

So /jp/ is in reality a really handsome dude?

>>5791384
Nice try, but you're still underaged Tim.

>>5791396

Your face should be autobannable.

>>5791397
I probably don't count as one of /jp/, sadly.

>>5791392
You forgot about the faggots acting like they're better.

People in my family have called me handsome a few times
But only when they were drunk as fuck

>>5791394
>Women will really go for you based on looks alone
You do realize what kind of women that are, right?

Even if they are pretty I feel uncomfortable around them.

>>5791302
There...

>>5791401
you're mom faggot

>>5791412
The only women worth fucking. Ahahaha.

>>5791415

No, you're mom, faggot.

>>5791416
:|

I saw my grandma for the first time in like 5 years a little while back and she kept saying how handsome I had become. ;_;

>>5791378
I suggest using "girlbros" because they are girls who are also our bros.

>>5791415
LMAO AUTISTIC 13 YEAR OLD IS MAD

>>5791413
He gets an attitude upgrade along with it!

>>5791430
I'm glad you admit it.

>>5791426
Why not girlsis, because.. well you know.

>>5791426
Girls can't be bros, dude.

And insisting so won't get you any pussy, because you're on the internet. Until they invent E-fuck machines, you're outta luck buddy.

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>>5791433

OOH, NUCLEAR BURN

>>5791424
Fuck her.

>>5791426
But they are not our bros. They refuse to have sex with our kind yet do want to receive all the other benefits they can get from interaction with us. They basically take and give nothing in return.

>>5791443
Well, I have to say, if they accepted to have sex with /jp/, they'd be sluts. I'd rather have a leech on the board than a slut.

>>5791443
Resort to Forced Consensual Sex?...

>Would I a 3D pig

>>5791443
That's because you're a tool who lets himself be used.

> Would you date a femanon /jp/?
Only if she have VERY long hairs, wears glasses and really is girlish.
Also wew, we've reached 300answers

>>5791447
They accept sex from other guys, so they're already sluts. Sluts and leeches.

>>5791443
Then you looked in the mirror and realize all of /jp/ is like that.(Or atleast most of /jp/.)

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¬¬

>>5791457

>modern female
>girly

Good luck.

>>5791457
And boobs !! Without boobs it won't do !

>>5791455
Thanks for admitting you are nothing but a tumor.

>>5791464
We've reached the same conclusion, which is why i'm not chasing them.

>>5791465
Disgusting. Long haired flat chested characters are a miracle of the universe.

>>5791465

>>5791426
/jp/ really has changed. Look at yourselves and stop posting in this thread.

>>5791487
I guess it's time for us to move on. No boards left on 4chan though, so it would have to be a different *chan.

>>5791443
I would have sex with you, anon.

>>5791511
LIES!

>>5791511
>>5791577
Faggots.

Fuck no I cannot stand "femanons". Honestly, the 'fem' is a bit of a misnomer since most of them are pretty much men. I've known girls who genuinely say 'cool story bro'; and look at some of the apparently female posters in this thread,

>But I still play VNs and all that shit.

"VNs and all that shit" -- imagine a girl actually saying that sentence. Hell no. If I ever bother with a woman I want her to be a woman, not an average 4chan user but with a vagina.

Okay, I admit that I hate shit threads like these, and that I'm just a ronery blanket wrapped shut-in full of rage. It's not that I've never had the chance to get off with reasonably attractive girls, but each time it always felt wrong and I backed out.

The truth is I didn't want to spoil it, I didn't want to ruin the last slither of hope I had that anything in this world could be beautiful, that something rather mundane could be magical.

Before I answered that all femanons were whores, but maybe that is a little harsh. What I actually wanted to say was that I'm not satisfied with simply being human, and want something more than the typical shallow relationship. I don't think it's even possible to ask that properly, or if anyone would really get what I mean.

I'm a level 24 magic-user and continue to live out the listless days in hope that one day I will be with my waifu. I will continue to do everything I can to avoid the traps of shit tier romance because without love, it cannot be seen.