/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm like you, so I'm 'svelte' too. We got to stash up, have tons of junk food within arm's reach. Maybe a mini-fridge and a microwave too.

Beer.

I'm starting to develop a beer belly, what should I do?

no exercise + tendency to grab food that takes no work to prepare for eating

>implying I'm fat

when the body enters starvation mode + we don't drop any calories from sitting in one place = we get fat

Years of drinking gallons of soda and sweetened tea in my case.

/a/ image, misquoting, implying, off-topic
were you trying to make the most retarded thread of the day, OP? I have good news for you.

Awesome /v/ thread guys. Keep it up.

I eat lard.

And wash it down with a glass of whole milk.

Reported.

are you me? every morning, well time i wake up, except im usually used to waiting for my mom to bring me the daily fast food shit which fills me up somehow otherwise i make myself something

i take vitamins to prevent me from being too skinny, working out a little too keeps me up

I have roommates who can't cook. so our agreement is they buy the groceries, I prepare the meals.

>>5782825
>implying i give a shit about anything on /jp/ anymore

>>5782854
What was your content of choice that got deleted to make you so asswounded?

>>5782854
Then get the fuck out of here you dumb faggot,
I swear to god some of you shitposters need to be repeatably slapped across the face like an unruly little bitch.

I eat lots of delicious greasy food.
The more cheese, cream, fat and oil, the better.

Because hunger and the taste of good food overpowers my laziness.

Not fat though, but I used to eat a lot until I cut down.

>>5782869
>content deleted
>/jp/

>>5782875
>implying you aren't one of us

>>5782904
Did Sion stopped liking his purple hair big tits bitch?
Anyway reported and enjoy your ban faggot.

I don't get fat no matter what junk I eat. When I was younger I used to drink sodas, eat chips and all kind of greasy and salty food all day everyday and I never got any heavier.

>>5782918
>implying im sion
>implying im not behind 9001 XD proxies

>>5782904
Right, so you're one of those that hate either idolfags, ar tonelico threads, or whatever minority got spiders in your pants. God how childish can you be.

But I'm not fat, because I spend so much time on my PC and only substance I'll regularly leave for is for tea.

Two meals a day, though cereal in the morning doesn't really count as a 'meal'.

>My face when starving yourself makes you gain more weight because you enter starvation mode

I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.

>>5782939
>implying i dont love all threads on /jp/ regardless of how much you hate them