/jp/ - Otaku Culture

ZUN needs to make a game where some character declares war on the Prismriver Sisters. Also they die over the course of the game, permanently.

>>5781631
How could you say that?!

>>>/c/

I love the Prismriver sisters!

TRÖTE

>>5781640
>>>/b/

>>5781624
>>5781627
>>5781630

>Thumbfail

Y u do dis

Shitty image dumps belong in >>>/c/ otherwise have the decency to sage.

>>5781661
>shitty
Shitty whiners like you belong in >>>/dev/null/

>>5781652
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>>5781632
Feels almost like an OTK/infinite loop thing

They deleted it because I reported it.

Prismrivers are shit. Take it to Pool.

>>5781656

>>5781624

Whoops, didn't mean to have that in there

Wutevah

You had me until the thumbnails

>>5781664
He was just telling you what's what and what's not. Your kind of attitude belongs in /v/a/b/. Go back there.

>>5781666
If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT.


oh I'm soooooooooo scared goatfucker. Yeah that's right I called you a goatfucker, GOATFUCKER! what the fuck are you gonna do about it, you pussy-ass piece of shit? if you find out where I live and come to my house just know this you fat piece of shit: I'll be ready for you, with a baseball bat in one hand and a big fuckin' knife in the other. I'm going to shove the bat up your ass and as for the knife, well, you'll have to come here and find out where I put that, fucker.

>>5781677
>pretending to be another Anonymous
Nice try!

>>5781680

I live in Detroit, can you make the trip bro?

I'm not sending plane tickets

>>5781692
I'll kick the shit out of you IRL

>>5781688
Yeah sure. You can use your greentext incorrectly back in >>>/v/. I hope August passes by quickly for /jp/.

>>5781688
They're both right, spamming the front page with thumbnails is detrimental to the board.

Make a thread in /c/ and link us there and everyone will be happy.

>>5781697
>implying I'm from /v/ just because I use greentext
>implying there is a "proper" use for greentext
>implying I haven't been frequenting /jp/ for at least a year, and never browse /a/ or /v/ or /b/
>implying you deserve to speak for /jp/

>>5781631
it is the character that declares war that should die

>>5781696

You going to throw your legos and bib at me?

>>5781701
cool down and take it prismriver

>>5781700
I won't be happy.

>>5781701
Of course there is retard:
>How do I quote somebody?
>To quote a portion of text, simply place a pointer (">") in front of the text you wish to highlight (ex. ">This is a quote").

>>5781705

>>5781714
Your point? The FAQ says that's why it's there. It does not mean that it's not usable for anything else.

>>5781700
but what about the uncute and highly erotic prismriver pics i am awaiting to see

>>5781721
why not?

>>5781718
Can you stop being a child? The faq says that it's for quoting. Quoting is it's intended use. How dense can you be? You say you've been here for a year but you don't even know that /jp/ doesn't like the majority of memes from other boards. Please go back to your inferior board. I'm sure you don't even know what sage is if you're not using it. Your thread contributes nothing to the board and therefore doesn't need more than a bump when it reaches page 2 or 3 or so and not one every post.

>>5781727
I greatly approve of this artist's taste in Prismrivers.

>>5781728
Keep it classy, /jp/.

>>5781728
you need to take it easy fag

>>5781735


Back to shrinemaiden, friend

Where in canon do they reveal Merlins brah color?

>>5781728
>Me being the child.
I'm not the one bitching about Touhou content for no good reason.

>Intended use
Does not mean shit.

>Didn't sage >>5781718
Haven't you ever heard of nokosage? Rather useful to confuse dipshits like you!

>Saying I'm OP
Wrong.

>>5781737
you just introduced me to shrinemaiden

>>5781743
And he's not the one using tasteless insults, friend.

>>5781739
Never, of course. However, it should be color coordinated if she has any fashion sense at all.

>>5781737
you wanna fucking fight kid well guess what I just hacked your IP address. yea thats right you can't do shit you fucking pussy... if you try to start ANY MORE shit with me, I'll hack the shit out of your computer so be warned you terrorist piece of shit. and if you try to come to my house just be warned that I know Kung Fu and have a GUN so if you wanna start some shit I'll fuckin be ready to kick the shit out of you. You've been warned, motherfucker. don't FUCK WITH ME again.

I'm done here, i'm gonna have sex with my bitches and leave you writing angry comments all day and night like the piece of filth nerd you are

>>5781878

Go ahead and hack my computer, please.

I am warmly waiting. Please tell me my First and Last name.

>>5781878
Both of you just shut up or i'm going to die laughing.

>>5781881I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live,
you can count on me to be there just to bring your life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to the cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn on all the lights in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're gonna start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when being put under in the operating room is me, hovering above you dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing hell. It's too late to save yourself but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you myself you bitchfaced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

this thread is shit like people posting in it myself included

>>5781888
>>5781878
>>5781881

Why do you guys always have to ruin /jp/

It's hard to tell who is trolling who anymore.

>>5781895
Oooooooh I'm so scared, you think you're tough pussy? I'm behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT'S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can't hack me you little piece of shit. You're peeshooter and kung fu won't make a difference when my friend woh's a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you're sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i'm having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you've ever even held hands with a girl.

>>5781899

>, I dont think you've ever even held hands with a girl.

I've never even touched a girl.

>>5781899

>b-51 pilot

B-51: Status- canceled in 1952. Pic related.

Keep going, this is getting really entertaining.

>>5781903
What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.
But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.

>>5781916
>>>/v/

Lunasa is the serious onee-san.
Merlin is an airhead.
Never really got Lyrica's personality. Supposedly something like Tewi?

>>5781916
>mom look i trol these fagz on the internet

>>5781922

Are you part of the Extra Chromosome Club?

Did anybody fucking ask?

>>5781927
I asked him over the ghost board. Do you have a problem with that?

>>5781927
Don't be mean to my anon's you rude ass.

>>5781929


Don't ever do it again. Ghost boards are not allowed.

>>5781927

>Scandaroon !/n8SKATORI

Are you trying to be CurryButt 2.0 or something? You must be so cool, shitposting in every thread.

>>5781940

>>5781940
You have no power over me.

>>5781941

>be
>CurryButt

Who the fuck who want to be that aborted piece of idocy?

i have to admit, when i started this thread i was expecting more arguments over which sister is superior instead of this.
BTW it is Lyrica

Yes /jp/ really loves ruining threads. It's quite sad to watch really.

>this thread

>>5781951
Shut up, Curry #2

>>5781959
Agreed.

>>5781951
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!

SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, STAY AROUND, AND REPOSTS IN A OBVIOUS TROLL THREAD, AND CLAIMS HE''S BETTER THAN SOMEONE?!

LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZZARE FETISHES AND WEIRD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS.
FUCKING THIS.

THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO DO THIS...THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JUST BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.

AND THE WORST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A PRISMRIVER PORN THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES OF SIMILAR SITUATIONS DEPICTING TOUHOUS BEING HORRIBLY MOLESTED THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER AS THE HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL SQUIRMS IN PANIC ON THEIR SCREEN FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.

JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT
WHAT
THE
FUCK

TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

Scandaroon, why are you such an idiot?

>>5781941
hah, you are so right anon

>>5781978

only touhou thread on 1st page?, o well i like these sisters anyway

>>5781977

RRRRRAGE!!!

SHOW ME YOUR RAAAAGE!

>>5782000
I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT! Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander you're in if I find you? i studied shotakon and aikidio for five years and i am a dangerous individual. my hands are registered as lethal weapons so i dont need your pansiass GUNS. you say youll pull a gun on me? that youll shoto me? Too bad ill see it coming and brea kyour wrist before you can draw it.

>>5781978

The hurt deep inside blankets a darkness over my posting.

>>5782025
>SKATORI

>>5782021
>dander
o god please, that stuff is icky

>>5781978
I like this Ren.

>>5782028

Ska + Nitori, brofriend.

>>5782042
>I have shitty tastes in music and characters to go along with my shitty posting, brofriend.

>>5782050

You can suck a big hairy dick, Nitori is awesome.

The ska, however, is inexcusable.

>>5782050

Why are you so mad, bro?

>>5782058

>>5782057
The fucks wrong with Ska? The police were a killer band.
Nitori would listen to grunge anyways.

>>5782062

Brazely insulting my musical taste and character tastes is uncalled for and shows your clear irritation. I'm not insulting your musical and character tastes, friend.

>>5782069

>>5782040
You looking for a good time, sailor?

Lunasa being like Tewi is why she's the most awesome. Except she lacks Tewi's charisma. That's her flaw.

>>5782064

Nitori listens to top 40. Sadly. It's the only thing on most of the iPods and music players that end up floating around in Gensokyo.

>>5782084
Obvious typo.

>>5782085

Get you're fanon roleplay out of this thread, please.

>>5782085
I find that hard to believe. The only ipods that get to Gensokyo are ones that play music of fantasy. Naturally, Touhou remixes qualify.

>>5782088

>>5782096

you're reported

>>5782088

>you're

get you are fanon roleplay?

How am I fanon rolepay?

>>5782088
Roleplay
>OMG MOKOU YOU ARE SO KAWAIIIIIII I AM KAGUYA
Speculative fan ideas
>What sexual positions would Mokou use on Kaguya?

>>5782111

Both are retarded and banned in my presence.

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>>5782112
You're on /jp/ dude.

EVERYTHING is retarded here. If you want to talk about the games go to /v/ or somewhere where people give a fuck about that, all I ever see here are the daily Hisoutensokou and POFV threads, the rest is fanon.

>>5782091

That's some 4th wall shit though, Nitori doesn't know that she has a theme and there are DJ's spinning that shit.

I agree that random trash from the average 16 year old girl's iPod is most likely what she hears.

Though I'd prefer to think she digs Justice and Pendulum and whatnot...

>>5782119

So you've been here for a week.

>>5782111
All of them. They'd probably invent new ones too; they've got all the time in the world for that.

>>5782021
>gorilla warfare
Lost it right here. This thread is gold.

>>5782120
Whatever Nitori hears, it's not normal music. Stuff that's fashionable in the outside world does not get through the barrier.

>>5782127

>>5782122
>Derp I bet I've been here longer than you
Great scott, you troll harder than Lanced Jack

>>5782122
Don't question me. I'm an oldfag, I've been going on /jp/ for 7 years. You were still in diapers while I was protesting Fate/stay Night in my Ceil mask. Retarded, really? Why don't you come say that to my face and see what happens.

>>5782127
That sums up /jp/ perfectly.

>>5782021
>shotakon and aikidio
beautiful

>>5781665
More like FTK, with this, you have practically 40-9-3 = 29 cards in your deck.
Add 3 Into The Void, 3 Upstart Goblin and 3 Toon Table Of Contents and you are down to 19 cards.
With a Future Fusion and a Five-God-Dragon, Flamvell dragon/White-Stone of Legend and Cards of Consonance you may just have enough space to cram an Exodia and a Magical Mallet into the deck.

>>5782131

Back to wherever the fuck you came from.

>>>/v/ >>>/v/

>>5782205
1: Lanced Jack is more of a /a/ thing
2: You've got some nerve telling others to get out of /jp/, or a terrible sense of irony.
3: You killed my father. Prepare to die.

bump so some kind Mod will clean this poor thread up

TRÖTE!