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>>5762032
...What?

Who is D'Arby the Gambler?
Anyways, Erika thread.

Erika thread?

>>5762055
Read your classics.

Jojo's bizarre adventure

How are they alike?
The only thing that pops in mind is how they both feel smug about their supposed abilities, but Erika doesn't cheat.

<GOOD>
She seems more like D'Arby the Gamer to me, since she doesn't really cheat, just using really REALLY suspicious logic.

>>5762081
>Erika doesn't cheat

>>5762093
...The gamer did not use anything akin to 'suspicious' logic.

>>5762081

>>5762098
He had behind the scenes knowledge of what would happen due to his stand's abilities.

Erika had behind the scenes knowledge of what would happen because she was one of Bern's pieces.

I would've liked a "Are you going to pierce me with the blue truth or the red truth? Is it MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA?' scene.

>>5762111
Using his stand to effectively read his opponent's mind is not 'behind the scenes' knowledge.

This is a ridiculous stretch of different things, and personalities are not much alike either.

>>5762096
Where's the cheating?

>>5762128
>Detective murdering the victims
>Where's the cheating?
Do you really have to ask?

>>5762119
If you know if your opponent is going to go 'left' or 'right' you can plan your actions accordingly to beat them.

If you know where everyone on the island is going to be, you can plan to incriminate those you know have no alibi.

>>5762128
How can a smile be more demonic than a real demon's? how absurd

>>5762144
She wasn't the detective this time.

>>5762172
She hasn't made the detective proclamation. She investigates the crimes and orders everyone around; last I checked, such a person is called a detective even though she's technically not the detective because of a loophole in the rules.

>>5762172
Not officially, but she was the person trying to solve the mystery. Battler didn't use any detective powers in episodes 1 to 4, but he was still the person trying to find the culprit.

>>5762172
Also,
>Knox #1. The criminal must be mentioned in the early part of the story, but must not be anyone whose thoughts the reader has been allowed to know.
We're following Erika's thoughts, so she shouldn't be the murderer.

>>5762156
Reading thoughts that have to be answered in a specific manner and reacting is different still.
Beforehand knowledge of a big scale of events is different then essentially reading your opponent.
And again, personalities and attitude do not match.

>>5762179
Not really, a lot of people try to investigate the crimes in EP1-4, but only Battler is the detective.

>>5762194
>but must not be anyone whose thoughts the reader has been allowed to know.
Not this shit again.

>>5762184
Except Battler's authority was later confirmed by red and her status in this game wasn't. The very fact that Battler can't use Knox's 7th against her proves that she isn't the 'detective'.
Come to think of it, to avoid all this contradictions, can't her existence be something like that blue Beato used? But that would be hilarious:
>There's a chance the Kinzo Natsuhi mentioned does not refer to the person himself! The Kinzo Natsuhi spoke of might have been another name for this room, right? Kinzo had taken refuge in Kuwadorian and was impossible to contact. Perhaps Natsuhi called this room 'Father', and by contemplating inside of it, she felt as though she had received some sort of revelation from Kinzo!!
>"Please, allow me to speak. Let it be said that the 'Kinzo' Natsuhi mentions refers to nothing other than Ushiromiya Kinzo."

>>5762194
There is no such part in Umineko edition of these rules, and it's frequently violated in real mysteries either.

Not only do they have the same catchphrase, but Erika imprisons Battler's soul after beating him in a game.

>>5762318
...Yeah, I still cannot see it.

>>5762246
Or could it be that this last tale wasn't mystery novel, because Decalogue is violated? Well, it definitely looks like romance novel.

Episode 7 is going to have some very sadistic twists because of Bernkastel.

I made some D'Arby connections. Also, I imagine gambling and beating her the way Jotaro beat D'Arby the Gambler, and it's really amusing to me.

>>5762055

Makes such a wonderful wallpaper still. I'm almost tempted to post the latest Erika sprite I have, but this isn't the OC thread...

An Erika thread dying with so little posts? I won't stand for it!

>>5765230

Are you saying you won't stand for it on one leg?

>>5765259
Well, I would stand for it on one leg, but...

>>5765259
I would stand for *it* one "one leg", if you know what I mean.

>>5765307
That... that sounds incredibly painful.

>>5765307
My 'one leg' would stand for 'it'.

Why would you need freedom if you can have happiness instead?

Erika's dominance is a pleasure of the universe!

Who wouldn't become a masochist just for Erika?

Where are my fellow Erika slaves?

>>5765580
Its too hot out to be a masochist right now...

Erika threads need to come around more often, they're <good>!

>>5765978

I figured not everyone goes to OC threads, so...

>>5765958
There should be a non-stop supply of Erika threads! Keep the Erika threads alive and post new ones whenever our mistress does not have her very own thread on /jp/!

Stupid sexy Erika...

>>5766010

Like the Rika threads, but with more original content and less same-pic BS, and more discussion? AKA 10x better?

>>5765580

Present!

>>5766010

I love this face. If you go to the OC thread right now, you can see that I sprited it.

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>>5762068

Why would you do that?!

>>5766391
Out of love, why else?

I want this thread to live. You guys too, right?

>>5766923
Who doesn't?

>>5766923
For the heck of it?
No, not really.
Come on, make another shitty character comparison.

>>5767051
No, for Erika-sama.

I will be going to sleep now. Fellow slaves, please do your best to keep this thread alive. Do not disappoint Erika-sama!

>>5766923

Age.

... Come on, a lot of /jp/ loves Erika!

>>5765343

I agree. A small world of joy > a huge world devoid of emoton

Another age before bed.

Actually I'm suffering from insomnia.

"So, just as I was saying, solving this riddle wasn't about the gold, at least for me. No, my pleasure is something much, much mo--"

THUD

"-!!! What was that for?! You bru--"

THUD

As you violently drive your fist for the second time in Erika's face, you can finally feel like a good spot has been hit. For the first time in the past minutes, her annoying, obnoxious voice is silenced.

Her slender, fragile body quickly gives in, and she conveniently lands in the nearby sofa. But you know Erika would not let it end with something like this. You know very well this curveless and light body would not hold back the strong-willed girl Erika was.
Somehow managing to stand up, she covers her nose and asks in a dry voice that would almost be funny, weren't you so serious.

"A-Anonymous, have you lost your mind? We finally found the gold! Just as we leave this room, you are the new head!"

But you won't let her finish. After all, you have grown tired of this girl. Her irritating tone, her manners, her arrogance. All of this led you to decide. You are going to violate Erika, right here, right now.

She notices this, and suddenly her expression contorts into the face of someone who just met a lion in the kitchen. She realizes that Anonymous-san, that calm and self-contained man is now after her. She tries to scream, but you forcefully cover her mouth with your left hand.

"Let me go! Let me go you filthy thing!", she screams in the brief moments she manage to break from your hand. But it's no use. You have the advantage.

Carefully, you start to undress her with your right hand. The curves of her shoulders are soft and slim, making a excellent apéritif for what's coming next.
As you keep taking her dress off, you notice something. She wasn't wearing a bra. Of course, such things aren't needed for a girl with a body like her's, but this only works as a spice to make the main dish even more interesting.

"So what? I don't like wearing them, so what?! Nobody cares anyway, why should I care?! Let me go--!"

She starts screaming in that obnoxious way again. It had the surrealistic feeling of a meal that was gracefully asking to be eaten. So you had no further options beside granting that wish. With a last and stronger movement, you finish ripping her dress apart. This, however, makes her fall back to the bed.

Erika's nudity lies almost fully exposed before you now. Her slim waists and tender breasts are revealed in the dim golden light of the VIP room. The only thing that lies in your path, are the white, small panties she wears.

"Go away, you useless piece! J-Just die and leave me be!!"

As she finishes speaking those words with a crying voice, you feel a sharp pain on your knees. Kicking you with all her remaining might, she struggles in vain, for with doing this, she just served the main course.

You grab her panties and start dragging them towards you.

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>>5772025

Why is this pasta such a cocktease?

>>5772015
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>>5772025
GOOD, GOOOOOD

>>5772060
>>5772057
Unsage for ending, or is this meant to leave you hanging?

>>5772097
Probably leave you hanging.

>>5772106
Oh well, I'll read something else then.

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>>5772025

I want more.

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>>5762071

what is this?
i didn't see this in the game

>>5772644

Fake, but realistic screenshot, brother.

>>5772060

Anyone know what this says?

We're having an Erika thread? Count me in.

>>5772664

Just because Furudo Erika is here this amount of foolishness is possible.

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>>5772665

Welcome! Seriously?

>>5772727

Well you could also translate it as sillyness or crazyness.

>>5772771

Cool! Hey, you're even posting pictures I don't have yet!

>>5772771

Have you seen the awesome Erika vector in the Original Content thread, my friend?

Why is Erika so perfect?

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>>5772025
Hahaha, oh-fucking-wow. I wrote this pasta when episode 5 was translated, just out of sheer rage against Erika. But I never thought someone would actually save it and repost it.

>>5772806

Erotic, spicy, intelligent, among other things. I don't know. She's almost too much for one character, yet she's... not. She's just fantastic, more than the sum of her <good> parts!

>>5772814

I thought it was purely arousing, not full of contempt. How do you feel about her now, sir?

>>5772830

Whoops, I still had sage.

>>5772830
Well, at Episode 5 Erika still had an "ANNOYING PETTANKO WITH DELICIOUS BODY MUST VIOLATE" aura to her, part of what made me write that pasta. Even if she was a huge cunt she had her not so horrible moments.

But after Episode 6, I just can't really think that she's anything other than a really fucked up person, worst kind of murdering scum. Honestly, I can't even imagine her as a girl, just a psycho that should be jailed and treated due to suffering from severe delusions and paranoia.

At this scene, I just kind of freaked out and lost all my hopes for Erika. Not even worth raping anymore.

>>5772814
But good sir, if you would truly hate Erika, why would you have fantasies of sexual intercourse with her?

Do not fool yourself any longer; realize that subconsciously, you love Erika deeply.

>>5772881
>I just can't really think that she's anything other than a really fucked up person, worst kind of murdering scum
I wonder though. I mean, it looked like to me even Piece-Erika was aware of met-world. She knew it was all a game of logic and did it only to trap Battler.
I wonder if she'd really kill people in a "normal" story. She is pretty fucked up as a person, but she enjoys mindfucking people more than killing them, I guess.

>>5772881
*writes down on notepad*

...subject feels that Erika-sama is above his level...in denial of her extreme intelligence...fears being close to Erika due to feelings of inferiority...

>>5772890
She had the knowledge that everybody would die were the murderer not caught. Her ending the game saved more lives than she has taken. The first twilight victims would have died eventually, but after that even more people would have been killed.

>>5772882
Silly Anonymous. For some girls, rape leaves a scar on them that goes on for a long, long time. It's the kind of pain that they will always savor and suffer from, regardless of therapy stress-treatment.

OK, MAYBE I'M KINDA TSUN TSUN FOR HER, BUT I REALLY WANTED TO FUCK THAT BITCH SILLY

>>5772905
Of course. Who doesn't?

>>5772910
Remarkable point.

Despite everything, Rika is still the best incarnation.

Everyone.

Erika can see your cock.

Erika keeps reminding me of Tristan de Roye. Dos that happen to anyone else?

>>5772934
Who de who?

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>>5772927

What a slut.

So I made that Pasta into canon

>>5773070

It's not her fault your cock is clearly visible for her to see.

Just by the existence of your cock, Furudo Erika can see it. What do you think, everyone?

>>5773116

She looks interested in it. That's why she's a slut. It's giving her ideas.

>>5773140

Yes, her ideas are pretty sharp sometimes, Bernfag.

>>5773141

nice...

>>5773141

My love for you is like a truck. I'm hard.

>>5773140
Ideas with needles, perhaps?

>>5773164

Sure. Damn it, you're supposed to use subtle puns!

>>5772814
Please continue.

You will never rape or be raped by Erika ;_;

sadfrog.jpg

>>5774222
Oh, but I will.I'm just waiting for the inevitable mods for Illusion games.

>>5774222
<good>

>>5774246
Even then, it's just an Illusion.

Why does everyone think of Erika as a pettanko when her sprite obviously has medium-sized breasts? Why?

>>5774343
Small, not medium-sized.

>>5774343
> Erika
>medium-sized breasts

Look again

>>5774368
They're very pronounced, even through her clothing, and about the same size as Rosa's. Medium, I say. Of course, your idea of big might be something like the pic here, so I suppose it depends on your perspective. In any case, she's clearly not flat-chested.

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>>5773141

I'm glad you guys liked that pasta. I guarantee it was written with all my emotion and will to sexually assault that blue-haired bitch.

>>5774444
You lust after her so strongly? If you want to join us, just fill in the contract and you'll get a ring like this from Erika-sama herself!

>>5774471
I don't really want to rape her because I like her body or character. The reason I wrote that pasta is because raping strong willed and irritating women like Erika is probably one of the most satisfying things I can think of. Sure, she's a nice pettanko and totally fuckable, but her bitchyness is what would make hitting, pushing, chocking and raping her so fun.

Man, I seriously hope I never meet a girl like her in real life.

>>5774549
There was a special term for people like you...what was it again...tsundora...?

Erika reminds me of this guy.

>>5774343

I don't think of her as a pettanko! Infact one of my favorite things about my wallpaper, that great vector is that she has tits in it.

>>5762953
Do you think you'd be able to outsmart Erika?

>>5775805
Even if you may argue that R07 is stupid so he can't properly depict smart people so Erika is stupid too, how smart she's supposed to be is on such a level that you'd have to be insanely intelligent to outsmart her.

Well, Jotaro just used tricks and strong bluffs. He didn't really do anything insanely clever.

>>5775824
Is your poker face as good as Jotaro's?

>>5775848

...Hmmmm. I might be able to manage.

>>5775862
And can you make her think you're capable of cheating while under her scrutiny like Jotaro was able to thanks to Star Platinum?

>>5775862
Manage? To outsmart Erika-sama?

At least you managed to make me smile.

>>5775943

That's the hardest part... hmm. It'd have to be something I was excellent at, like YGO or Rock Paper Scissors.

>>5775960

No, manage to have an excellent poker face.

If Erika would command you to have sex with one of your fellow anons, would you do it?

>>5776063

Maybe if they wore a frilly dress. And had long hair.

>>5776099
What if they looked like this? Remember, you do not want to anger Erika-sama...

>>5776230
Satou looks fine compared to e.g. the otaku from Lain.

>>5776230

I'd fuck Satou without being asked to.

>>5776685

Page 6!? Oh come on, guys!

>>5762111
> would've liked a "Are you going to pierce me with the blue truth or the red truth? Is it MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA?' scene.

Muda = Useless
But wait, doesn't Battler say "It's useless!" ?
...shitbrix.

Age for Erika.

>>5775960
Already did that

>>5778202

Battler doesn't say muda though, he says dame wich literally means "no good". But oh well.

>>5778202
What Battler actually says is 駄目だ、全然駄目だ.

Muda is 無駄, Battler says dame (駄目)

>>5779808
Oh, speaking of that portrait of Erika, I'm finally glad we know what that hand in the background is about.

I love Erika deeply, but my fantasies aren't about being dominated by her, but dominating and taming her until she's become properly submissive.

The feistier they are, the more pleasant it is to break them.

>>5779828
What's it about

>>5779828

Me too, I shat bricks.

>>5779890
Remember how Bernkastel and Erika were talking about using Battler's hand as a backscratcher?

Yeah.

>>5774222

I fucking hate her for looking cute and being a complete and total bitch. Bullshit I won't rape her...but that might anger Bern, causing her to rape me...hm.

>The feistier they are, the more pleasant it is to break them.

but in the end it's you who is broken by the strong ones because your will and mind are weak.

even if you use brute force they eventually outsmart you, lock you up and your mind breaks within days.

>>5779976
can't rape the willing
can't break the broken

>>5779995
so you're saying you'd willingly drop to all fours and lick erika's shoes while she kicks you in the face and then beg for more?

Didn't want to make a new thread, anyone have those pictures with Siesta 410 on a hand getting pet, then SPLAT?

>>5780053

Don't think I've ever seen it.

>>5780046


>so you're saying you'd willingly drop to all fours and lick bern's shoes while she kicks you in the face and then beg for more?

Yes.

>>5780046
naw im on the raep side

>>5780082

I found this part but I'm missing the SPLAT part

I was thinking. Erika doesn't have nearly enough art of her in her swimsuit. It sucks.

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>>5772025

more of this shit!

>>5781404

I wish more existed. :(

>>5781431
Reported.

>>5781438

Hmm, I figure we're all Erikafags here, so... have 4 flavors of Erika-sama!

>>5781459
Come at me bro

>>5781476

Yaranaika?

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>>5781514

Holy crap, never seen this pic before. Saved.

>>5780046
That's an...oddly...appealing idea...

>>5762032
Sure is a lot of stuff about me.

>>5781834
Go away, you're not the real Erika-sama.

>>5781839
>Implying anyone in umineko besides battler inside a mental hospital is real

>>5762032
Shut up, Anon.
I'm Furudo Erika, please to meet you, now please go away.

>>5781849
>Quoting the wrong post

>>5762032
>>5781856
Yes, please excuse that error.

I wish Erika was my waifu.

I wish Erika was my waifu.

>>5781849
Roleplayers are a bad thing by default. However, if you do roleplay, at least ROLEPLAY PROPERLY. You are nothing like Erika, get out.

>>5781946
U mad cackle cackle ahaha.wav?

I can post Bern in this Erika thread?

>>5782523
Technically, you can post anything in an Erika thread.

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>>5780170
that's what you think while sitting hidden away in your room, afraid to look at people.

she's an actual intellectual rapist, while you're a waste of human flesh with a weak mind who says he can do anything.

people like you get broken by the real rapists the fastest.

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>>5784738
This is going to end with a needle in Battler's dick again, isn't it?

>>5784776
Oh, please. I have more originality than that. Besides that, it wasn't in the dick, it was in the scrotum, there's a huge difference. Also, that wasn't necessarily Battler, it was never mentioned who the protagonist was.

>>5784993
But it is Battler...right?

>>5784993
Why?

>>5785291
No, anon. It is you.

>>5785512
Deep down that makes me happy

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>>5785383


MOAR PLEASE

>>5781884

This picture is wonderful.

Why are we on Page 5?!

>>5786234
Because you didn't refresh the page.

>>5786287

Well actually, I posted before I saw that even appear. i'm happy now.

>>5786442

I wonder what direction this is going.

>>5786717
As the writer, I have no idea either. Let's find out!

Age.

Would you have a serious intellectual discussion with Erika, /jp/?

>>5787666
No, she's a bitch.

>>5786727
It better end in rape. I don't care who's raping who, but there has to be rape.

>>5787666
She would rape me...

Intellectually.

>>5787714

Would you like it?

>>5787704
It will not end in rape.

>>5787769
Consensual sex in the missionary position, then?

>>5787778
It will not end in sex of any kind.

>>5787763

I can actually read these from just the thumbnails.

>>5787810
Well if Battler isn't going to get laid I hope he at least gets to eat.

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>>5787878
<Good>, Battler needs to keep up his strength for when his chance to escape comes...

>>5788026

Maybe soon Erika will have the most writefag stories of all Umineko characters?

>>5788054
U jealous?

>>5788060

Nope, I like reading them.

And that's it for today. The story will probably continue tomorrow.

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>>5788105
Same time? I want to see how it ends...

>>5787810

How about romance?

>>5788163
Time will be when I feel like it. It may not even be tomorrow. Just check for Erika threads that get bumped continuously.

Also, with my current plans for the story (very incomplete; don't even have an ending yet), the ending is nowhere in sight yet.

>>5788174
Romance cannot be excluded. Partnership of some kind is very likely, at least.

>>5788199
wrong one

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>>5788260
I lol'd.

>>5788287

Oh wow.

Age.

>>5792262

Anyone know what this says?

>>5792256
Are there more of these?

If so, internets to whomever dumps them.

>>5792302

I've never personally seen any, unfortunately.

Two Erika threads and a Rika thread on the front page?

Could it be possible that /jp/ turned <good> again?

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>>5792323

Quite <good>, I think.

>>5792334

That's awesome.

>>5792266
"AAAAAAAH MY MASTEEEEEER!!
I'M SO SORRYYYY!!
Since it has... Since it has come to this, I have duck-taped myself for my punishmeeeent..."

>>5792780
>duck-taped

THIS THREAD IS STILL ALIVE ??

>>5792863
Of course it is. It's an Erika thread, after all.

<GOOD>

Awesome, someone's worm copiedm y SWR post.

>>5793122
It's funny because whoever had that text originally was stupid enough to execute some random .hta file and uses IE and allows ActiveX.

That's like walking around in a backalley with a tube top and miniskirt without a care in the world at two AM. Asking for it!

sure, we know who the boobanites are amongst the touhous, but wihch touhou has DAT ASS?

>>5793403
Ero or not, the thought of being Erikas locked up toy is hot.

Can you go bakc to /u/ you fucking shipperfag secondary

FAT
FAT
FAT

Why does he keep calling such a wonderful dream a nightmare?

>>5794718
>Chained up in bed by a rather attractive young female.
>Call it a nightmare.

Battora you be gay bro.

>>5794907
He didn't even want to get married to her in episode 6. That guy's got some issues, I tell you.

>>5795021
battler isn't that bright

>>5795021
..Yeah ok battler confirmed for gay.
Any sane man would gladly submit to her.

But anon, when was it ever said that the guy is Battler? When was it ever even said the protagonist is a guy?

>>5795109
Who else would it be?

Plus lesbians are bo-ring.

>>5795109
Oh yeah! battler is probably shkanontricler. That or ur retarded

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>>5795126
Do you really think nobody would notice if Erika locked up Battler during all of October 4th?

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>>5794718
THE PLOT THICKENS

>>5795145
Maybe they did notice and Erika is just keeping him hidden.

>>5795145
Erika is the killer this time around.
Evryone else is already dead..
Small bombs in the food ect.

>>5794688

Sorry spambot we aren't talking about George right now.

>>5795233
No, she's keeping him safe while she looks for the culprit.

In other news, we've hit the bump limit and are now on page 6. Be sure to make a new Erika thread once this one dies!

...anybody still here...?

>>5796810
Yes kinda.

>>5796810
Following all day long.

Putin here.
Still F5ing this from time to time while playing SC2.

Bumpan for Erika chan

>>5798283
Thread's over bump limit. Useless, it's all useless.

>>5798310
But the plot was just starting to go places! Can Erika and Battler put aside their differences and team up to overcome the time loop so they can finally make it to the 5th and get brutally murdered?

Farewell, Erika thread... :_:

Oh man, over the bump limit. :(

>>5798356
Hey, nobody said the story would end. We just need a new thread.

New thread >>5799821