/jp/ - Otaku Culture

sup /k/

Meido please clean this one up.

Reported. Take this shit back to /k/.

>>5768290
>>5768292
u mad? :P

>>5768289

>my face when you implied there were soldiers amongst the fatbodies on /k/

Well, maybe one. Or two.

STALKER doesn't count, he dropped out of the Marines.

Go back to bed Arc

Fritz reporting in

Thread reported.

I'm showing my appreciation of our fighting men and women in this thread.

Good luck, Navy Anon and Soldier Anon. Wherever you are.

Air Force
Easy jobs, and no threat. Best service to be in if you are retarded~Slightly above average.

Marines
Do or die, with less supplies. First on the ground, first to get killed. Fuck that shit.

Army
Cannon fodder

Coast Guard
Not even accepting anyone any more

Navy
Best bet if you can get in as a Nuke. BUT you do go on boats for months at a time, and I doubt many /jp/ people would like that.

>>5768286
>Small minority forcing something on a quieter, larger majority that clearly doesn't want it
>Insisting that they are the most correct and blameless people around
Yup, this is military alright.

>>5768311
They have betrayed /jp/'s ideals.
They deserve to die.

Can't get a job?
Can't graduate high school?
Are you a worthless hillbilly piece of shit who should die in a meth lab fire?

JOIN THE ARMY!

Leech off people with real jobs for the rest of your life while 'fighting' pretend wars in shitholes no one cares about. Claim that you're a 'hero' because you shot an un-armed 11 year old in the head! HO-HAH!

Fuck all you fucking leeches.

>>5768318

The Army has the 75th Regiment which makes them more than worthwhile in my eyes.

>Navy

ON A BOAT

THEY'RE ON A BOAT. Also, nukes.

Hey everyone

>>5768329
I agree with you, except for the whole "Fuck leeches of society" thing.

>>5768325
>>5768329

This was my face when people who weren't even worthy of being spit on by an enlisted man criticized their lifestyle choices.

>>5768329
This.

>>5768334
Nobody on /jp/ would make it into the 75th

>>5768329

Sure is brainwashed democunt cocksucker in here

'Merkin millitary taking on dangerous insurgents.

Or just unarmed reporters and children

http://www.collateralmurder.com/

>>5768349

You're damn right they wouldn't. Fort Benning is serious goddamn business.

>>5768352

>my face when Bleeding Heart Democraps were butt ranged and hurt feelings

>>5768329
A hikki berating my life choices?
You don't say.

REPORTED. TAKE YOUR SHIT TO /k/.

A wild Jagdpanther appears!

>>5768329
>HO-HAH!

>>5768341
I'd post a retort, but you'd ignore everything and just accuse me of being racist.

Fuck off back to ACORN.

Tiger tank is the most moe tank

>>5768355
>>5768307

Damn they look badass.

JOIN THE MILITARY AND GET STATIONED IN GLORIOUS JAPAN

BE HATED BY ALL THE LOCALS AS YOU GET DRUNK AND FUCK ALL THE UGLY WHORES THAT HANG OUT AT THE BARS

LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST AND FUCK YEAH

Your waitfu drives a Maus

>>5768396

>>5768371
>>5768365

Oh hey, bullet sponges posting on /jp/. I hope you lose half your limbs in IED attacks.

I'd post more, but with your limited education, I doubt it would mean anything to you.

You leech off my already-ridiculous taxes so you can ride Hummers around the desert and kill children. If you think that will make me respect you, you're mistaken. Nothing will please me more than seeing all your entitlements cut time and time again.

I hope you all die in this fake war.

>>5768397

Sounds nice. Enlisting ASAP.

>>5768329
The term is HOOAH

>>5768422

Why do you hate freedom?

>>5768422
Don't you mean your parent's taxes?

>>5768435

"Let's get those dirty jews"

>>5768422
I dont thikn you understand that most people in the war dont want to be there. Middle east is a shithole that doesnt want us there to begin with. You can NOT make a country accept democracy if is goes against their upbringing.

We need to pull the fuck out and let their govnt do what it does best, fuck up their country with more religious bullshit and a low standard of living.

>>5768447
If I was crippled, I'd want to take out my rage on unarmed Afghani children, too.

anyone who thinks the us is in afghanistan and iraq to defend american freedoms is an idiot

I never understoop how anyone could take pride in being an expendable tool.
Shit, this is even worse than an office worker being proud of his "accomplishments".

>most people in the war dont want to be there
Then they shouldn't have joined up.

/jp/

all mad, all the time.

>>5768473
I agree, the US should GTFO.

Sadly, the military is a huge bureaucracy and is worshiped by retards, as you can clearly see in this thread. It will never end.

These fuckheads think that killing reporters and children in Iraq makes them real men.

The military keeps growing and keeps taking more and more of my money.

>>5768487
You have no idea how many lies the army/marine recruiters tell their enlistees.

Coming in as a Nuke. Would've loved to be SEALs but I doubt I'd hold my own in dangerous situations and I probably would go crazy during Hell Week. I am disappointed in myself.

>>5768524
And? It's their fault for believing the bullshit.

>>5768509

BOOF-sama~

>>5768509
Jesus boof, that post takes faggotry to a whole new level.

owning a gun does not make you a real man.

>>5768473
>I dont thikn you understand that most people in the war dont want to be there.
War has been going on for nine years now. Most soldiers knew when they enlisted the odds are they would be sent to Afghanistan or Iraq. That was their choice.

They don't let you in when you take meds

>>5768509
i no rite

>>5768537

I'd say BOOF is the manliest man on /jp/.

Only WW2 in illustrated color can possibly save this abortion of a thread.

>>5768534
People who join the military aren't the smartest people.

In fact, they're pretty much the opposite: the un-employable who are gullible enough to sign up for a sub-minimum wage job that also has the chance to kill you. What thinking person would sign up for that? Anyone in the military is guaranteed to be a bottom-feeder who'd otherwise be in jail or smoking crack in a housing project.

Remember when war was good?

>>5768568
You don't know many military men, do you?

>>5768578
War.
War never changes.

>>5768568
You need at least a high school diploma, now. They've gotten a lot stricter.

>>5768578

1200 A.D.?

>>5768509
p226 here
fuck yeah CCW

>>5768623
OMG! You own a gun! That's so edgy!

It's almost like there's a country where any retard can buy a gun.

>>5768641
I own a self defense tool.

Fox getting all pissy over my grapes.

>>5768650
I don't seek the approval of faggots on /jp/

You do.

I win.

>>5768671
Mearly showing BOOF that he was not alone
If I wanted attention I would trip, but fuck taht shit

>>5768605
Wow, a high school diploma? That is pretty strict.

>>5768623
>>5768509

>my face when BOOF was awesome
>my face when Anonymous also was awesome and unafraid of his brethren

Son....


....I am proud.

>>5768791
Of course he's not afraid, he's got a goddamn gun.

Bring it up, Defense corps!

>>5768820
Hey Arc, can your gimpy legs allow you to carry a gun? Or would it be too much for you?

This is for the record.

>>5768892
I'll take that as a no.

>>5768848
ARC is an OPERATOR

>>5768911
lol

Where's marisa? I want to fap to his 5.7 fetish.

>>5768932
Right here.

Do Japs have tanks?

>>5768953
yes.

>>5768911

Nah. To anonymous?

I'm just a crippled nigger.

But you know what else this cripple nigger does, aside from posting on /jp/ sometimes?

This cripple nigger works a day job, goes to the gym five days out of the week, where he lifts weights, uses the elliptical, swims, and plays paintball with his buddies, at an indoor field. The cripple nigger also works on his car.

I believe I mentioned all this to /jp/ a long time ago, when they called me a normalfag for it, and posted it everywhere. Like, in every single thread I would post in. Screencaps from the archive, you know? And links.

>>5768961
>works on his car
like what?

this is my car

>>5768942
Good shit man.

The world is watching.

>>5768961

>>5768979

A Lincoln Town Car I bought used for $4,555. With my own cash. 120k miles now. I'll gladly take a picture if you want, but I can't show you my license plate for obvious reasons. But I can show you my New York State Department of Motor Vehicles license.

>>5768980

>>5768997
No need, just wondering if you were an /o/ fag like me. Guess not.

>>5768997
>>5768961
No, please, tell us more.

You're hilarious arc. A total fucking joke.

>>5769007

Oh, I posted on /o/ before Frolo kicked the bucket and rolled his shit really badly.

But not anymore. That place is weird now.

>>5769003
Why not do the world a favor and load that gun, point it at your head, and pull the trigger

>>5769003
Why the raging hardon for 5.7?

I'm pretty sure my 9mm will stop the robber just as well

>>5768997
You live in NY? Come to brooklyn and I'll buy you an ice cream cone.

>>5769015

y u mad tho?

>>5769021
9mm is the norm.

Good wounding.
Good recoil.
Good capacity.

5.7 has the same wounding
Less recoil
More capacity.
And its awesome.

>>5769014
More like, I ment that you don't like to modify your car very much.

My other car

>>5769046
But at the end of the day, you're still a weaboo faggot.

No gun will change that.

>>5769044
Not mad bro
I tend to bash on my favorite tripfags

>>5769043

>CROOKLYN

No, fuck that, I know people in the city that I want to stay away from.

I told you guys before you can find me at Aspen Total Fitness in Centereach. Frickin' Carvel right down the road. I'll spot you money for a train ride, it's like half an hour away from you.

>>5769057

Sick ride, bro.

No, I want to modify my car, but I got to finish fucking fixing it first. The electricals are shot. I'm trying to put my window up and it goes down. Push the switch down, and it goes up. FUCKING MIRACLES.

It's a Panther platform car so I know I could throw Mustang parts in there. I want to change the intake first, maybe get new exhaust tips. I bought a sub for the back and got an amp. Plan on changing the cassette head out for a shiny new Alpine In-dash CD deck.

>People spending tons of money on guns, showing off their guns online, collecting guns, and obsessing over guns when they'll never, ever fire them at anything but target boards and empty beer bottles

Whatever floats your boat though I guess.

>>5769058
>On /jp/
>Complaining about people who like Touhou
>Like going to /o/ and saying you hate car owners.

>>5769084
There's a difference between a hobby and a profession, you know.

>>5769087

You must be new here, and no, I don't mean that in a condescending light.

The /jp/ anons will get Assmad if a tripfag likes something. Even if they like it. I remember Bern, a trip from these parts, making an Umineko thread, and people dogpiled over the thread saying they fucking hated it.

Then an Anon made an Umineko thread and people discussed theories quite calmly.

Don't think about it much.

>>5769084
>own 1 .22lr plinking gun
>own 1 9mm ccw gun
>looking for home defense shotgun

Ever shot bottles in the back yard? Pretty damn fun. Will I ever shoot someone? Hopefully not.

Better to have it, and not need it than to need it, and not have it.

>>5769087
PLEASE TELL ME THATS A CRX
FUCK I WOULD LOVE YOU

funny thing is, this thread is more /k/ related then /k/ right now

>>5769112

>home defense shotgun

Mossberg, bro.

>>5769084
>People spending tons of money on figs, showing off their figs online, collecting figs, and obsessing over figs when they'll never, ever touch because of their value.

The same thing can be said of ANY hobby

>>5769087

>posting your license plate

I hope that's not your car.

>>5769151
>Implying that I would buy any honda that cost me over $200
>Implying that I would post my plate
>Implying that I live in California.
>wall of greentext

>>5769165

Lol, okay.

This thread went from fail to win fairly quickly. People posting guns, soldiers, war memorabilia, tanks....Son....


...I am proud.

>>5769165
Heres my license plate
The fuck you going to do with it anyway

>>5769180

lold

>>5769107
That's probably because... you know... different people posting at different times. You really need to lose that paranoia.

>>5769165
There's nothing wrong with Honda, they make good vehicles.

>>5769228

>both threads at the same time

LOLLLLLLLLLL

>>5769232
>Honda
>Good vehicles.

>>5769112
Yeah, and you won't need it, ever. I can pretty much guarantee that.

The excuses Anonymous comes up with are frickin hilarious.

I take back everything bad I said about the archive, it lets me win everytime with their bullshit.

>>5769232
I had a honda once. It burned a quart of oil every 500 miles and the cooling and oil systems were mixing due to a failed headgasket. Fucking shitty civic.

It was a 1987 and only had 240,000 miles on it. Fucking pathetic. Barely broken in, and it was already dead.

>>5769243
>You
>Good poster

Did anyone else join the military because it was better than wasting your life away on /jp/?

>>5769259
>>5769259


>hondurp

Yeah....

>>5769253
You keep waging your war on Anonymous.

I guess it's easier than getting a job, or a life, or something.

>I guess it's easier than getting a job, or a life,

Have both already. I seem to recall /jp/ getting butthurt over it. What did they call me again...?

Oh, yes. A Normalfag Nigger.

>>5769294
You're so adorable. I want to give you a hug.

>>5769266
Part of me did that. Part of me just wanted something different. Another part of me really wanted to get off my lazy ass but the part of me that was indecisive couldn't figure out what to do so it made a choice.

>>5769275

And I do both these things while fighting the War On Anonymous Hypocrisy.

Mission? Not yet accomplished.

>>5769253
No dude, you really need to stop this "ANONYMOUS HATES ME OMFG ANONYMOUS EVERYWHERE HATING TRIPFAGS" thing.

>>5769318
>>5769294
>multiple arcs posting in my /jp/

It's all fun and games until you're being shot at, or you're taking notice of your friend's death to his parents, or you have to shoot another person at point blank range and watch them die right in front of you. Just remember that kids.

>>5769332

But anonymous does hate me.

Don't believe me?

>OUR UAV IS ONLINE.

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/

>>5769306
I did nothing but read eroge all day everyday
malnourished as fuck from eating once every few days
killing myself by smoking two to three packs of cigarettes a day from the age of 16

I joined the military with hopes of dying, but it turned out better than expected

/jp/'s eye in the sky, the Archive, sees it all.

It saw Anon wage war on Pygmalion until she left.

It saw Anon wage war on Remilia trip until THEY left.

And it continues to watch every move Anonymous makes...while I monitor everything.

You can call this Information Warfare.

>>5769345

>Combat: Serious fucking business.

Indeed.

>>5769347
Can we name our UAV Aya too? PLZ?

>>5769377
You really are a moron. It was obvious before, but now you can't help but confront that fact.

>>5769377
It's really silly to compare many people with a single one you known.

>>5769397

Sucking anon's cock won't keep him from turning on you, just so you know.

You'll remember my words when they take you down like they took CurryButt down.

This is autistic behavior

>>5769401

You make excuses in lieu of denying it.

>Oh, it wasn't me! It was that guy!

You are pathetic.

>>5769345
>your friend

Haha, I doubt that'll be a problem.

>>5769409
White Ren supports Keeper of !SajuukntOY in this matter.

Fuck I have no idea what's going on here. I'm posting some touhou.

>>5769426

> White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ

>>5769439

Post Touhous with weapons if possible, this is a Mil thread.

>>5769419
Are you trolling or just fucking retarded?

>>5769453

Your attempts to draw attention away from your BS really are laughable.

Why are you so full of shit?

>>5769453
At this point, Arc is either an aspie or an excellent troll.

I'm 99% sure it's the former.

>>5769409
How can they "take me down"? Is there going to be some DMCA notice?

>mfw anon was shitting bricks and calling people retarded anxiously

lole

>>5769450
SIR, YES SIR!

>>5769460
My BS... the fuck, you lost me. This silly hate is probably one of the reasons people may not like you, I'm certain of that.

>>5769479

You're doing the Corps proud, son.

>>5769477
More like they kill themselves. Mods are just guns.

CALLING IN SOME AIR SUPPORT!

>>5769480

>your hate

While I understand how a hateful, malicious person like yourself only knows that emotion, I'm tickled you believe I could waste my valuable energy hating a nameless person.

I'm simply watching things unfold. My concern is with things how they are.