/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>5765697
Couldn't you just say that they were for your girlfriend or something?

Trap what?

>>5765697
You should have said they were for storing potatoes or onions. Either one of those, or just lied.

For the record, the best way to store potatoes and onions is in pantyhose.

Hahahahaha!

OP probably wouldn't even look good as a trap anyway.

A real trap would have sucked off the guy behind him

Reported for being a homosexual.

>>5765771
I crossdress, and I can assure you that I'm straight.

>>5765697
If you're leaving enough openings for them to laugh and tease you, you're doing it wrong.
If you have the right attitude, they'll just handle the transaction silently, unsure of how to act.

>>5765789

You know, Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

And anyway, women find traps weird and disgusting.

Why would you WANT to dress up like a girl? I've never got that. I've never wanted to be different just for the sake of being different.

>>5765789
>I crossdress, and I can assure you that I'm straight.
Stop contradicting yourself!

>>5765710
I think that would've just made it worse.

>>5765819
Denial is a river in Egypt?

>>5765819
Who cares about what they think?
>>5765838
I'm not.

>>5765859

Well, if you're crossdressing and you're straight, you're going to care what women think. You will want to be laid, after all.

Women find traps weird and disgusting. Unless of course they go full shemale with the hormones and the waxing and the makeup, and so on.

>>5765859
You're not what? Not straight or not a crossdresser?

>>5765879
>Women find
Since when do we care what women think?

>>5765879
I'd like to get laid, but women are worthless, anyway. I don't feel like losing my time with them.
>>5765890
I'm not contradicting myself.

>>5765789
>I crossdress, and I can assure you that I'm straight.

>>5765697
You could just say you filter your coffee with them.

/jp/ - traps and closet homosexuals.

I order all of my stuff online...People around here are really homophobic

Can't you speak to their manager for discrimination against trans?

>>5765891

He does, since he's straight.

Also, becoming a trap more or less means renouncing women entirely, so I don't know where he's going with that.

>>5765922
Becoming a trap means you like women so much you want to look like them.

http://www.selfhelpmagazine.com/article/cross-dress
http://www.tri-ess.org/
There are plenty of straight crossdressers, perhaps even most of those who do.

>>5765923
It never happened. OP is Arc in disguise trying to stir up another crossdressing discussion so he can make fun of /jp/ some more.

>>5765939

And then you go and have men fuck your mouth and ass.

Stunning logic, Captain.

You should have done it, OP. You had the hardest part overwith. Now you have to go back and get laughed at again.

>>5765956
Oh, that makes sense.

In that case, can we turn this into a traptips thread?

>>5765956

>OP is ARC
>he wants to laugh at /jp/

lolno.

That's like laughing at a fucking clown. What are you going to make fun of? His red nose? His floppy shoes. Come on. I thought you knew me better, man.

I have better things to do with my life, but if you really have such a huge persecution complex + a chip on your shoulder with my name on it, I really can't change your mind.

>>5765992
But you're supposed to laugh at clowns, Arc.
Do you not like clowns?
Why? Clowns are supposed to be laughed at.

>>5766011
No, I haven't.

Do tell.

>>5765999

I'm black. Black people are afraid of clowns.

Didn't you read about Puff Daddy and his coulraphobia?

>>5766011
You can't be black. This is an Otaku forum...

>>5766014
He's afraid of clowns.
Wasn't that a cool story?
This is an awfully shitty thread, by the way

>>5766024

Trap threads are always shitty

>>5766024
It doesn't have to be...

Don't know why the same two people bother responding to Arc. Everything he says is the same shit everyday

>>5766024

>Suffers from coulrophobia (fear of clowns), a condition so severe that he reportedly insisted on a "No Clowns" clause in his contract prior to appearing on the TV show "Fear Factor" (2001).

Cool story, right, bros?

>>5765697

You shoulda popped your collar and said you were buying it for your bitch.

>>5766023
Just delete your post.

>>5766050

>he says the same things every day
>REPORTED
>This thread is reported
>reported.

Yeah....much like a certain Anon

>>5766054
Damn right nigga, he don't play around with them clowns yo

>>5766023

Black people fear math nerds most of all. I have Euler's equation on my door at college. Blacks avoid me like the plague.

>>5766091

Bullshit, I bet they ask you to help them with their math homework. Because niggers cannot into math ololoooo

>>5766063
What? It's true.

>>5766050

At least he's not a gigantic assmad faggot that hides behind the thin veil of anonymity and reports every post, then posts about it as though it will strike fear in the hearts of tripfags everywhere.

Get a fucking grip.

>>5766091
I have never heard of a nigger ward that works. You're just trying to make us look foolish.

>>5766117


Anon status:

[_]Told
[X]Fucking Told

>>5766117
>assmad faggot
Added to filter. Please go back to /a/.

I don't know why people argue with Arc, since they just get owned in the end.
Gives me a good laugh, though. Don't stop being awesome, Arc.

>>5766133

The hilarious thing is that I'm not even arguing in this thread.

>>5766120

I promise it does. Any time a black walks up to me I say:

1. What do you think of Bernoulli and the law of large numbers?

or 2. Have you played project Touhou, a loli danmaku shooter game?

Total success.

>>5766140
I've owned you a couple of times. You can always tell because that's when you stop posting in the thread.

>>5766116
Clearly you haven't been here long enough. Either that or it's just a huge coincidence that you haven't seen any of the threads regarding race.
Also,
>forum

>>5766140
>I'm not even arguing in this thread.
Now that I've actually read the thread, you're right.
Why are you even posting in this shitty thread?

>>5766168

Because some Anon rolled up, put on his Tin-Foil hat, and began accusing me of starting a War On Traps.

I pointed out that he's delusional. Then the thread turned into a Nigger Thread, for some reason.

>>5766170
I'm pretty sure both would ward any normal person.

>>5766173
Oh wow. Did I really type "forum"? Ok, that's embarrassing. I've never heard of a black otaku before, though. I'm convinced it doesn't exist.

>>5766198
nigger_reading_a_doujin.gif

>>5766190

>Why are you even posting in this shitty thread?

That reminds me.

If you look, you'll notice that Anon responds with unusual amounts of animosity and hostility if I even so much as peek into /jp/'s trap threads, or mention them to anyone.

I was trying to find out where all that rage was coming from.

>>5766192

>normalfags

LOL

A trap thread without Chisame?

>>5766309
He realized how shitty /jp/ has become and left
Threads like this justify his decision

>>5766309
Chisame is gone, anon. National service has ruined his body forever.

>>5766329
I thought he is taking a medical next month and haven't gone in yet.

>>5766309

It seems as if the Anons were too busy accusing me of all sorts of elaborate schemes to post him today.

>>5766331
Chisame was banned for the attentionwhoring faggot he is.

>>5766418
Tragic.

>>5765956

Before the thread jumped its tracks, we were talking about this whole situation with Anon seeming to think that I can't stand traps, or that I'm on a crusade against them, or....I'm really not entirely sure.

Can I get some information here? What gives? Has somebody hijacked my trip again, or what?

>>5766418
o-rly...

in-b4 IE sucks, opinions about which boards I browse etc

>>5766561
Can't tell what boards your browse because that's such a shitty picture

>>5766579

I see /g/.

install gentoo

>>5766587
MCFLY

>>5766579
I-it's not like I took a second picture just for you...
If this isn't high enough resolution for you I could always go for moar megapixels, but everything else will always be dark if the screen is to be readable.

>>5766587
Sorry, I prefer to spend my time actually using my computer instead of setting up my computer. If it aint broken, don't fix it.

>>5766647


Cool.

Can you, like, tell your trap buddies that I'm not out for their blood, and that I don't hunger for the blood of dead traps? I'd be pretty grateful.

>>5766668
MMMMMCCCCCFFFFFFLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY

>>5766647
>Latest VH

>>5766679
>>5766612

OP is moe

>>5766693
100723 is the latest if you're wondering, it's not partially translated like 100721 though.

>>5766668

'cause if you look here
>>5765956

there seems to have been a misunderstanding of some kind

>>5766725
I know, I just didn't expect to see it