/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>5763437
He was probably happy as fuck

Porn of otaku's first time? How does it even work since he'll cum in 6 seconds max?

I could use a good laugh, download link?

9_9

Look at how excited he is. He'll get to learn from someone experienced, get some money off of it, and his first time was an idol. This is a dream of many people.

>>5763449
I dunno, man.

My first time was a bit like this minus the cameras and it was the most depressing thing ever. I don't wish it on anyone else to be tempted into doing a slut to lose their purity. ;_;

After the filming they'll be back to being even lonelier otaku, having what they wanted taken away from them.

You should see the American one, where they just pay some girl off the street to give a blowjob to a really fat virgin with a tiny penis, and he cums right after she puts it in her mouth, and she laughs at him for it. Must feel really horrible.

That guys apartment doesn't look like an otakus...Reported for idol worship

>>5763464
http://javjunkies.com/main/?s=asumi+yuma

It's the 5th one down, can't seem to direct link.

lol k-on

OP, you are forgetting that porn, like any other form of entertainment, is 100% fictitious. How much do you want to bet that they picked a male actor from another AV flick, put him in a room filled with otaku paraphernalia and told him to act all socially awkward and such?

>>5763489
Ahaha, oh wow. Where can I find it?
Any chance it's been uploaded on adult video-sharing websites like PornTube?

>>5763496
Well they seem pretty autistic, seems hard to fake. Plus the second one is practically a skeleton, I can't imagine him doing porn with that body.

I would not want to fuck with a man pointing a camera at my dick. No matter how hot the girl might be.

>>5763546
Which, by the way, this one is not at all.

>>5763521
It's been a long time since I saw it and don't really remember, except that I saw it on some streaming site. Probably one of those focusing on humor, and where the videos are submitted by the site owners, rather than users. That's all I can say, sorry. Hope someone else knows which one I'm talking about and can help you.

>>5763558
Well yeah, I guess /jp/ wouldn't like anything that isn't DFC.

That said, are there any famous AV actresses which are flat chested? I can't think of any...

I read Asumi Kana first . I am disappoint.

>>5763437
You know, it was probably the best day of his life.
I don't think he's complaining bro.

>>5763567
I see, this means that I'll most likely find it on Efukt.

>>5763576

Normalfag here, girl isn't hot.

>>5763489


I've seen a number of videos like that, actually.

I enjoy watching them, because it makes me feel tremendously good about myself.

Their cocks are about a tenth of the size of my own.

They shudder and tremble when a woman touches them lightly, while I've had women grab my junk in public and never even blinked.

But then I discovered amateur porn, which is nearly as pathetic. The guys always have small dicks, and the women are always pathetic tramps that I wouldn't give the time of day if I passed them in the street.

Seriously, just look up amateur porn if you want to get your jollies watching fat virgins blow their loads in a second.

>>5763587
Still pretty depressing if that was the best of the day of his life.

At least she wrote them a letter of encouragement and advice at the end.

>>5763603
>Am I cool yet.

>>5763624

>My face when you are enraged because I am styling on your person.

>>5763621
Are you sure it doesn't just say "give up and die"?

ITS FAKE, REAL OTAKUS DONT LIKE 3D PIG DISGUSTING GIRLS

>>5763592
>Normalfag
>On /jp/
Yeah I don't think so Tim.

All I'm sayin' is if a Japanese AV actress (sic) came to my house to school me in the pleasures of the Orient I would have to think long and hard about turning her away.

...before I did.

>>5763645
Look at the time. It's already summer!

>>5763636
Well he got to fuck some bitch for free, I don't think he'd give a shit what it said.

>>5763644
Not really. Some Otaku are worshipping 2D idols or 2D waifus while others 3D idols.
There's not a single type of Otaku.

I've type "whorshipping" first, i dunno why...

>>5763645

>Normalfag

Living proof here, bro. Don't mind me, though.

>>5763662
Herp Derp Virgin fo' life yo.

>>5763662

I'd politely decline the offer, but I would ask her if she knows of any opening in the AV field overseas for black men.

Perhaps I might get a shot at becoming a famous actor and then make tons of money. Which I would then use to buy /jp/ something nice, like a sex change operation.

Thread approaching /b/ territory.
Fuck this shit, I'm out of here.

>>5763636
It says "It was really pleasurable when you came inside me"

>>5763714

and then it told him to kill himself

>>5763694
>Which I would then use to buy /jp/ something nice, like a sex change operation.

You went up in my respect list.

>>5763759

My only request is that you stay the hell away from me after you get your operation done.

>>5763636
Nope. Translation of what she said for you guys:

Sex fills your heart and soul and is the best thing ever! On your first wonderful experience of sex, I want you to be brave and step forward boldy."Graduation" is just the beginning of things to come, a step up!
Of course, age has nothing to do with it, nor does whether you go fast or slow. After that, you should learn lots and lots. It's still not too late!

The letter also says she thinks it's ok to lose your virginity through the sex industry. Would you guys feel ok with this?

I guess she's pretty kind after all.

>>5763810
She didn't write that, and I bet she laughs at the faggots after she leaves.

>>5763810
I changed my mind, I'd have sex with her given the chance

>>5763694
I don't think I could really be happy doing porn as a guy and knowing my female colleagues are earning multiples more than me in salary. I don't know how they can do it.

Last bit of translation:

"After virgins read this, I hope they become happier and have wonderful first experiences! Fight!"

You can do it guys!

>>5763810
>The letter also says she thinks it's ok to lose your virginity through the sex industry. Would you guys feel ok with this?
It was customary losing your virginity to a whore up until a few decades ago. I don't see the problem with it if you're so hellbent on ridding yourself of it.

>>5763864

>I don't think I could really be happy doing porn as a guy and knowing my female colleagues are earning multiples more than me in salary. I don't know how they can do it.

It's a job like any other.

For me, it's all about knowing that a shitload of people are going to be watching. I'm an exhibitionist at heart, always have been, always will be. The fact that I get paid some on the side is the icing on the cake.

>>5763888
Dammit, Arc, that's another triple.

>>5763864
>>5763810
What a nice lady.

>>5763897

check out my tripples you guys.

I totally want to become the Lexington Steele of Japan.

/jp/ - sharing is caring

>>5763888
No one's watching you though. You're just a prop. I'm like that feeling too but I couldn't be satisfied just being part of the set.

>>5763898
do you really think she did it out of kindness and not because of script? They know what kind of people would watch this, and would know exactly what would make them think as you are now.

I saw you delete that post, Amano.

>>5763888
Wouldn't it make you feel bad knowing that no one's really looking at you, and the actress is the one who's getting all the attention? You're just the prop.

That's what turns me off.

>>5763932

Do the stars in the sky envy the Sun because it outshines them?

>>5763929
I made a typo so I rewrote it.

>>5763927
I'm naive and like to believe everyone's good in their hearts.

>>5763942
Well, my satisfaction would come from being seen as pretty, not for getting my dick out.

Each to their own.

My satisfaction comes from accentuating the beauty of the girl, as the stars accentuate the brightness of the Sun. It's not a gay porn flick. The eyes aren't supposed to be on me exclusively.

>>5763954
oh wow, enjoy being naive then.

>>5763932
It's like that for all porn related things, though. No one ever gives a fuck about the guy. 2D porn always has faceless males, unless it's yaoi or some shit.

>>5763990
Yeah I know. Such is the fate of a guy to be plain. ;_;

>>5763888
Wow, Arc, so you're a porn star too?
What can't you do?

>>5764055

>Wow, Arc, so you're a porn star too?

No, but I wouldn't decline the offer of becoming one.

>What can't you do?

Be the little girl.

Roland Deschain lost his virginity to a whore. I don't really have many qualms against it.

>>5764091

cry your pardon

FFF typos.

I'm thinking of saving up cash through my normal job then bribing my way into a gaijin talento or modelling sort of role. That should give me the attention I covet.

I'm not worried about the looks department, just the lack of having any other gimmick of getting into media.

>>5763694
>buy /jp/ something nice
You'll need ALOT since /jp/ is pretty picky about everything.

>>5764161

If I said I was going to buy /jp/ a sex change, /jp/ would come running over to my house so fast, he wouldn't have time to close his mouth, and his cheeks would be ballooning out with the wind.

>>5764095
Main character in the dark tower books, I believe.

>>5764180

I know that, you bonghit. I was using a line from the Dark Tower books to answer, like a huge nerd.

>>5764171
Arc: winning the hearts of little girl-wannabes everywhere

>>5763474
Shut up, virginity has no meaning.

>>5763682

>Herp Derp

<------------->>>/b/'s that way, broski! Keep the date rape alive for me.

>>5763694

Dude, the slopes are all over the chocolate man love. They eat that shit up like... err... CHOCOLATE.

Hey, could you buy me the Saber Dollfie instead of a sex change? I actually don't want to be the little girl.

>>5764200
But you'll never forget the first time, so you shouldn't make it a bad memory. ;_;

This is so awkward, it makes me not want to lose my virginity because it will be like this.

>>5764222

Sure, why not?

>>5764222
>I actually don't want to be the little girl.
Bitch, you're crazy. Who wouldn't want to be a little girl?

>>5764246

Being the little girl and being a transsexual are two wildly different things, mah boi.

>>5764232

What would life be if it weren't made up of awkward moments?

>>5764343
Pleasant and worth living.

>>5764353

You have a funny idea of what it means to be alive.

Awkward moments won't kill you. Go to Iraq, sign up with a private security contractor, watch men die, then come back here and tell me that awkward moments are so terrible.

>>5764209
Reported.

>>5764364
Well, yeah, awkward moments are preferable to dying horribly.

Thanks for the insight.

Which of the following would you say is worse?

Doing it for the first time with a girl so experienced she's intimidating and for whom you'll just be a blip on their history.

Or doing it with a fujoshi of an equal social standard as yourself who you can barely get it up to.

Of course these are worst case scenarios and there are obviously better girls out there.

>>5764429

Plus, awkward moments make for fun stories with your pals, online or off line.

>>5763453
You understimate otaku a lot. Though they'll do it, they will be ready for a second or third round right after.

I wonder why the Japs don't make their own version of To Catch A Lolicon

>>5764434
>Doing it for the first time with a girl so experienced she's intimidating and for whom you'll just be a blip on their history.
This one, I'm more interested in a relationship than in sex anyway.
I also hate sluts, and promiscuous people in general, so chances are I would be too disgusted with them to get it up.

>>5764466
Every male would be in prison.

>>5764477

>I also hate sluts,

You say this now, but I'll bet you dollars to donuts that if a cross-board visitor came in and said "So /jp/ I herd u haet sluts", you'd decry it as /v/ or /a/-level behavior.

anyone got a torrent for this?

>>5764531

see

>>5763493

anyone in here got a torrent for this?

>>5764538
silly me

thank you

This was one of the hottest parts I think.

"This is a pussy, please taste it to your heart's content!"

>>5764648
Me on the right

>>5764648
いただきまーす

>>5763576
i want that Clannad pillows

This should be everyone's dream! But of course there are those of us who would not wish this for themselves or others. But this is great!

I don't know how this guy is so decrepid. All I do is sit around all day too and I don't eat too much either but I never got like this.

>Sex fills your heart and soul and is the best thing ever!

i didn't read this thread but the video where she fucks a bunch of white dudes and speaks engrish is better

This thread makes me want to leave /jp/. It's the first thing to be posted that actually makes me feel awkward I hang out here.

>>5764792
Nigga looks like he crying.

>>5763561
do worthless nerds in japan actually keep their figurines in the box or what

>>5764792
Don't underestimate the effects of 100% ramen diet.

>>5764817
I can think of a lot of things more awkward than this that got posted here, you don't browse much?

>>5764648
Me with the red outline.

>>5764865
I browse here every day. I don't know, I just always thought we were above having sex with a pornstar whore just to lose your virginity. The fact most of /jp/ seems to consider this a lucky experience is something I cannot understand. I had a friend who visited a hooker when he was 16 (or 17, not sure) and I could've done it too then but I refused. I didn't want to do it with someone who fucks for money just so I can feel good about not being a virgin anymore. Which I not even am anymore, I lost it the natural way. And you people could too but not with the attitude that a whore is a once in a lifetime experience. An ugly whore at that.

sex is cool but overrated

>>5764883
What's the problem with losing your virginity to an expert in the field for a few bucks? I lost mine when I was 18, friends hooked me up with a hotel room and a decent looking escort. It was pretty good.

>>5764883
Hooker is not the same thing as a porn star.

>>5764935
Even though this saying is EXTREMELY lame, it's very accurate:

Sex is like air, you only care about if you're not getting any.

>>5764883
consider that the poeple posting here are just a fraction, and the ones who probably do think it would be a great thing. Most anons who think like you just ignore or hide the thread.

>>5764956
What exactly is the difference? Besides the location where the sexing takes place. Sure one has more security but the base of it all is the same. Woman having sex with stranger for money.

>>5764883
>I just always thought we were above having sex with a pornstar whore just to lose your virginity.
/jp/ started going down the shitter since 2009, and after the name change we got even more /a/ traffic. What do you expect? Just look at how fast this board moves now. It's not the same community it was two years ago.

Wow. 110 posts into the thread and I realise I got her name wrong. Asami, not Asumi.* That was silly of me.

>>5764883
I agree with this. I don't see how paying for sex would make you more self confident afterwards anyway, just reinforce the belief that you can't get it the normal way.

Aside: Sayama Ai's guide to picking up 9s and 10s, the insightful trick - be better than every other guy. Well duh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eCK6IvHf3k

It seems its finally time to leave /jp/.

>>5764999

Nice post, bro, but check out your tripples.

>>5764973
If i was a virgin like you and took that much time learning about an image board, i would hang myself.

>>5764999
And nothing of value was lost. No one knows you or gives a fuck about you, what exactly is the point in posting in a thread letting everyone know your leaving because you hate the threads here. Go back to gaiaonline, I hear they have strict moderators.

>>5764973
Thats what u all say but ive been here since i raided /jp/ with /b/ and its not any diffrint.

>>5765008
<----/r9k/

>>5765008
What's wrong with being a virgin?

>>5765009
you cared enough to respond lmao

>>5765009
>your

>>5765013
>ive been here since i raided /jp/ with /b/ and its not any diffrint.
Holy shit this place got bad quick. I know it's a weekend and in the afternoon but this is terrible.

Watching these oppai-oriented videos really shakes my preference for DFC sometimes, something I should really try to avoid so that I don't become dissatisfied with what I have (and what almost every other Japanese girl has). ie. the following body type:

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/07/23/motto-onsen-ni-ikou-sexier-than-ever/

Does anyone else ever have this conundrum?

>>5765061
She looks like an old hag

>>5765015
Nothing, How about you ignore trolls?

Do your job, meido. Just because the thread doesn't involve CurryButt doesn't mean it should stay.

>>5765015
kill yourself

>>5765076
>i am very important, i own this board, do what i say meido
that is not how it works junior.

>>5765076
Meido's enemy is CurryButt, not shitty threads.

Seriously, i wish all the chans got shut down so that you faggots would have to go outside

>>5765076

>PAY ATTENTION TO ME MEIDO I AM SPECIAL AND IMPORTANT

I thought you said only tripfags acted this way.

>>5765076
>thread about otaku virginity
>otaku culure board
>your face

>>5765097
they were inside before the boards appeared though

>>5765097
Wouldn't make a difference.

>>5765097
books
video games
visual novels

If the internet got shutdown, most of /jp/ would be forced to become normal.

>>5765116
>>5765097
You ever wondered what your life would be like is Internet never existed?
Do you think Otaku outside of Japan would exist?

AV otaku are otaku too~ Let's try our best to get along!

>>5765107

Otaku culture doesn't mean otakus doing whatever the fuck. Otakus going to the beach or eating ice cream isn't board related either.

>>5765149
No go enjoy your mental NTR somewhere else

>>5765158
>implying that otaku doing things in the context of being otaku is not related to otaku culture

>>5765149
Do you know who this milf is, AV fan?
http://www.spankwire.com/Japanese-Incest-Part-5/video182999/

Been looking for her for a while.

>>5765133
Actually I would kill myself.

Now I've seen everything. What the fuck man!

>>5765209
No idea sorry. I'm bad at recognising asians just by looks anyway...

>>5765202
Reported.

>>5765257

>>5764434
>Or doing it with a fujoshi of an equal social standard as yourself who you can barely get it up to.
Awkward fujoshi are my fetish.

>>5764434
which one is more likely to have a STD?

>>5765262
Reported for not capitalizing White Ren properly.

>>5765264
It's true. When they're naked and covered in sperm I doubt I could differentiate a Rio from your Sora Aoi.

>>5765305
Probably the former, though the latter might have bodily acne and lice from bad hygiene.

>>5765311
I though you were really an AV fan.
The world just got more colder for me.

>>5765340
I'll take the one without HPV

>>5765341
Well that wasn't completely true, but I don't really idolise over many, usually I just watch and forget.

I'm not that experienced really, I could probably recognise Sora Aoi, Rio Hamasaki, Kokoro Amano, Sayama Ai, Tanaka Hitomi (this one is easy moodo) and a few others I guess.

>>5764501
>You say this now, but I'll bet you dollars to donuts that if a cross-board visitor came in and said "So /jp/ I herd u haet sluts", you'd decry it as /v/ or /a/-level behavior.
Sorry for the late rely, what do you mean with /a/-level behaviour the sluthating or the posting of "So /jp/ I herd u haet sluts".
Because sluthating isn't /a/&/v/ behaviour, /a/&/v/ are filled with slut worshipping normalfags.
Posting shit threads however is /a/&/v/ behaviour.


>>5765340
>lice from bad hygiene
Lice don't like dirty hair, you are more likely to have lice if you bath daily then if you bath monthly.

>No one's first time shouldn't
your pretty sick

>>5763437
torrent
nao