/jp/ - Otaku Culture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBGoIdD4rC0

It doesn't matter what day it is when you don't have a job or school.

Every night is Friday night though.

>>5758030
Hey, I own this soundtrack. Mighty Blow is my favorite game BGM ever.

Why do you have to depict us in such a negative light?

>>5758040
Because you are all fat virgin nerds.

>>5758048
But most of us don't even have money to eat that much to be fat.

>>5758048

I'm not fat and i don't chow down on junk food like that

>>5758048
You know, I'm skinny as shit and can get ripped off easily. Don't go on making conclusions just because you're frustrated about your fatness.

>>5758048
most of /jp/ is skinny actually.

eww shasta, even the penniless drink better soda than that.

Even skinny guy's can't get bitches.

>>5758061
That's what you like to believe, fatty.

>>5758068
I like to think it is not worth the effort (and the money).

fuck yo shit
I have friends, a job, money, and I'm not a neet.

real /jp/ers drink tea all day

>>5758074
Don't tell me you're also a little girl?

>>5758061

>My visage when /jp/ did not realize a sedentary lifestyle alone contributes to weight gain, regardless of how little or how much you eat.

>>5758070
I'm really fat. But every time someone make a thread asking "what's your height and weight" you can see that most of us are thin.

I declined an invitation to a party this afternoon, I'm alone because I want to, I just want to be a useless piece of shit and browse /jp/ all day ;_;

>>5758074
gtfo stalker.

Firearms:source just came out, so I'm good to go.

I work for a schoolboard so I get the summers off. No job now, but in a month I am working again : )


Of course, I was a neet before i got the job, and I do have no friends at all.

Every day is Sunday!

>>5758084
I lived as a sedentary my whole life and I was only fat when I was a baby. This shit has to do with genes. Go blame your parents.

>>5758090

> But every time someone make a thread asking "what's your height and weight" you can see that most of us are thin

Not according to the archive, Sunny Jim.

>>5758095
How is that any different from CSS?

>>5758084
>My face when that won't make a fucking difference in your weight (not health) if you simply don't eat.

>>5758101
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhdOQ5BnBys
BGM of a sedentary hikki.

>>5758084
>implying being a NEET = sedentary

>>5758115
because it's REAL DEAL SHIT

well, back in the day with the 1.6 engine it was one of the most realistic games out.

>>5758109
Stop blaming genes for laziness.
>>5758110
Please go ahead and direct some links then.

>>5758119

>My face when you enjoyed your organ damage, low immune system, muscle + bone wasting, and higher chance of dementia

>>5758123

>My mien when every single thread in /jp/ regarding NEETdom was about the horrors of physical exertion, and the virtues of sitting, or lying, in one place. All day.

I'm fat and I don't have a sedentary lifestyle.

I just love me some whole milk.

>>5758131
>Stop blaming genes for laziness.
Did you even read my post? I said I'm not fat.

>>5758134
That's why I said " weight (not health)"

>>5758139
Yes, I read "This shit has to do with genes. Go blame your parents."

There is nothing you can't overcome (on normal conditons) with enough exercise

>>5758141

The upside is that I don't have to tell /jp/'s bulemics/anorexics to kill themselves, they are already doing it.

Also, how's that eating disorder working out for you?

/jp/ - All mad all the time

>>5758134
I don't know about other NEETs, but I always have to do shit because I'm a NEET or else my parents would throw a fit. I probably walk at least 5km a day.

>>5758157
The most exercise I get is walking to the fridge and back. Feels good man.

>>5758157

>NEET
>doing shit

DOES
NOT
COMPUTE

>>5758151
But I'm the fat sedentary guy, not some anorexic dude. Not that is healthy anyways, but working out is so tiresome and boring~

>>5758168
just because you are not working or studying doesn't mean you can't fucking walk or do exercise. He is not a hikki.

As far as weight goes, I was 330 pounds (I'm 6'3") at my heaviest like 4 years ago. I got sick of being fat and pretty much just stopped eating. I dropped down to 138 pounds at my lowest, but I'm eating regularly now.

>>5758171

Working out keeps me sane.

I seriously grow suicidal and angsty when I don't work out. I'm not proud of it, but the times I flipped my shit and grew massively buttranged on /jp/ was when I was injured and couldn't work out.

>>5758030
>>Turn Over A New Leaf.mp3

Now I'm all pumped up and motivated to do something! Friends, jobs, and money, here I come!

>>5758176
Yeah, exercise is pretty effective even in psychological treatments since it releases seratonin and stuff

>>5758175
woah man what about all your extra skin?

>>5758185
there are worse things he could be addicted too, Like MARIJUANA!

nah I'm just joking

>>5758149
My point is, I scratch my balls all day and eat whatever I feel like and never get weight, while some people work out every day and do crazy diets and never see any results. How can it not have to do with genes?
But yeah, if fat people work really hard they can overcome this, I think.

>>5758186
I had an operation to remove the excess from my abdomen. I still have some on my upper arms and legs, unfortunately, because Medicaid won't pay for it.

>>5758190
I got your point now.

Man, I wish Keanu Reeves would come here and give us some kick ass exercise tips.

>>5758199
You could read the sticky on /fit/ instead.

>>5758194
Okay I hate to ask this question but I'm planning on losing like 50 more pounds or so, would the excess skin be noticeable you think. (going from like 250 to 190 or so)

I haven't masturbated all day. When I woke up I was interrupted while masturbating, and was away from the house for the whole day. I've been sitting here eating dinner with a raging erection. I can't wait to get some relief. I wonder how many times I can cum in a row. My previous record is three times.

>>5758205
It probably depends on how fast, and how you go about losing it. If you just starve yourself like I did, it'll probably be worse, or so I've been told. I did do a lot of walking, too, but that doesn't really do much for the abdominal area.

>>5758168
Neet is not the same as hikki, brah.
>>5758122
I prefer "Never go to work".

I drink sparkling water instead of soda. Just as cheap, just a good, and nutritional facts have 0% of everything. Fuck yeah.

>>5758190

Because diets are straight up bull shit. You have to make healthy eating a part of your life. Also, lifting two-pound weights and strolling on the treadmill won't help you one bit.

>>5758231
not that perrier stuff I hope.

Oh I've never vomited so much in my life.

>>5758216
NEET means you're not working or studying or training, retarded piece of shit.

I never wanted to be NEET. It just happened. I have been trying to get a job at home, but I have no idea what to do. I am not qualified for anything and I have no money, so I am stuck.

>>5758234
What about 10lb weights Arc, will I get ripped?

>>5758235
Local grocer brand. $0.90 a liter.

>>5758238
>>5758246

Call me when you're pushing up 400 LBS on the flat bench like the guys at my gym.

>>5758176
>>Working out keeps me sane.

Same here. It's the main reason I do it.

When I stop working out then my mood turns to ass and I start staying up until 8AM and literally do nothing productive for the entire day.

>>5758246
Read the /fit/ sticky. To be "ripped" you need to move as much weight as you can in 5~10 reps.

>>5758249
I hate those guys, So what if I max out at 280, at least you can't see my organs trying to escape when I flex.

I have a hard time keeping my weight up. If I don't eat fattening foods I start to look gross (bones, veins, sinewy). I think there's something wrong with me but I don't want to go to the doctor because I don't want to wake up.

>>5758238
And NEET doesn't mean you cannot move or unable to WORK around your house.

>>5758250
>literally do nothing productive for the entire day
>ZUN !barYV1VtIA

>>5758270
>Green text only posts followed by a random screencap from the shittiest shows of the current season
>Sion

>>5758257

They're my role models I'd basically like to look like this Nidoking here. That'd be -awesome-.

I fucked up my back when I was still taking martial arts classes and fighting in amateur tourneys, though, so I can't push up as much weight as I could.

My back and legs have always been my weakest points, mostly because of my disability. I can walk, kick, and run just fine, but my bone structure is all messed up. I had to wear braces for my legs when I was a small child.

I wanted to join the US Army and enter Ranger School since I was a kid, but they wouldn't let me in because of my disability. So I'm now a shut-in trying to figure out what I should do with my life.

/jp/, of course, suggested that I should become an autistic cross-dresser[their answer to everything]. But I don't see how I would make money doing that. And also, I feel that cross-dressing would severely impact my relationship with the opposite sex.

I love you guys and I feel like I am among people I can relate to.

>>5758270
>>Sion
>>thinks that I'm an overweight NEET just like he is

>>5758270
>>5758277
Reported.

>>5758285
Once you're fit and happy, get your CCW and become security for something.

That is if you have a clean criminal record.

I do security and bouncing part time and enjoy both, but I'm huge.

>>5758297

>>5758285
what?

>>5758300

The fitness part I have down already, but I have yet to get a CCW. I live in New York, so that's going to be hell to get.

I have a clean record, so that should count for something.

>>5758204
Well, I thought he being as sad as some of us here could recommend something more fitting for us.

>>5758313

HAVE YOU TRIED SQUATZ AND OATZ?

>>5758285

Looking like that would be awesome, but a lot of art you see involving BIG MUSSELS just kind of ignores proper body proportions...

Ffffffffffff

My stomach hurts, i think i ate too much just now.

>>5758322

Been doing it for years, my man.

>>5758325

Yeah, I wouldn't SERIOUSLY expect to look like that.

But the dudes at my gym are huge. I wanna be huge, too.

someone post that picture of boof

>>5758334

Just got home from the store.
Got some hotdogs and buns and van camp bakes beans to top it and a 24 pack of coke, paid for with my food stamps.
While eating and drinking these it's ragnarok online all night long!

hell yeah who else is playing Lost Odyssey

let's get this party started

>>5758341
I thought it was false.

>>5758342
Eh, RO? There's still servers worth a damn?

>>5758352
Yeah.
It's called an official server

well a friend just brought over some disarono, so its time to get drunk girly style.

See you in a couple hours bros.

>>5758334
this one?

>>5758365

HUEG

>>5758351
jesse the body ventura is the only good governor in the history of minnesota.

>>5758365
This is fucking disgusting.

>>5758342
Give me a high five!

>>5758277
>>5758295
>ZUN!bar
>extremely buttangrey

>>5758378

It's okay to be jealous of BOOF being HUEG, Anonymous.

I want to be HUEG too, instead of merely being large.

>>5758365

Boof... I think you need to lay off the curls just a little bit..

>>5758397
>lay off the curls just a little bit..


nonsense, he needs more curlz in fact.

>>5758397

>CURLZ FOR DA GURLZ

Fuck yeah.

>>5758383
>>Sion thinks that he is the source of my eternal asspain
>>random nerd from /v/ makes my butt aflame with mad more than Sion ever will

>>5758401

You are now realizing that if Touhous were real, they would all fuck BOOF because they prefer HUEG guys.

>>5758407
Only if they prefer huge egos.

>>5758416

Huge egos go with the huge muscle.

>>5758407

Well obviously, because there's more to eat once the sex is over.

At least you will die happy.

Let's face it.

Even the desperate traps on /jp/ would rather have their anuses penetrated by a hulking guy.

>>5758436
Depends on the penis size and shape, and whether his skin is rough as sandpaper.

>>5758443

See, /jp/? Even your traps don't want to have sex with small guys.

They want MEN. HUEG MEN.

Being HUEG is everything.

Hey Arc, what should i do if my torso looks small compared to my sexy legs?

>>5758532
Cardio

>>5758532

what that man said about cardio

And also, do more lifts that target your back and shoulders.

>>5758542

also, BOOF thread

poop thread gone?

>>5758614
Yeah, the poop thread's gone but this one is apparently /jp/ enough to stay.