/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sageru

not a japanese name, but name of a character I love

Elesia

>>575292
>not a japanese name, but name of a character I love

>Shit

Not a Japanese name.

Alice would be just fine.

Ken.

I'm going to call her Alice, and lock her in her room with nothing but dolls. The rest will come naturally.

>>575295

>What Japanese name would you give to your child?
マギボン

>>575296
>>575302
alicemind

セフィロス (Sefirosu) that's Sephiroth in Japanese! ^_^

>>575307
I just like the name. And non-weeaboos won't have second thoughts about it.

>>575292
good name there Maes

>>575321
>I just like the name.
lol sure.

Mariko.

>>575321 IMMA DEFENDIN MAH NAME CHOICE
IMMA SAGIN TAH TREAD

>>575335
well, of course I've been brainwashed by coming here for a couple of years, but what's bad about it?

>>575340
kill yourself newfag

if boy then ill name him Youhei
if girl ill name her Setsuna

If I HAD to give him a Jap name I'd go for uh...

Fuck, no idea. I give up. I would name my daughter Lily though. Because I like that name.

Wait a minute, why are we trying to figure out what to name our kids? We'll never have kids.

I a girl, her name should be Kita.
Then I can shout
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!!!
to call her.

Andrew Graham.

Boy - Hayate or Ryushi
Girl - Sakura or Ginga

>>575331
oh shi-

I just realized that

Rin

Tomoya-Eternal.

male - Yamamoto
female - Ran Asakawa

You're all fags.

Boy - Wakatakanakaraka-san
Girl - Wakatakanakaraka-san

Ken.

Jo.

>>575359
ginga wo hanare ISUKANDARU e

Konata

I want to call him/her Kona-chan.

>>575426
wirklich?

Karasu.

Sora.

I'm actually seriously considering it.

>>575471
Boy or Girl?

>>575471

Sora is shit. Just like Ciel.

Miniver

maybe Remilia is it's a girl

Asuka.

Girl- Reimi 麗實
Boy- Naota or Asahi (if I didn't live in Japan that is, poor kid named after a drink company) No idea what the kanji would be for their names.

But I'm not actually going to name any kids with Japanese names.

Yamato. Boy OR girl.

ZUN Reimuington the 23rd

>>575292
I love you,Anon.
I'd call my daughter Elesia,too.
And I'll beat the shit out of the brats who call her 'shit' in school. Though I don't think this 'meme' will still exist in 2030.

Jiissasu - It'd be funny because he wouldn't be latino and everyone would spell it wrong.

ಠ_ಠ

>>575521
>ಠ_ಠ

I'm not sure how you'd call on them, though. I suppose you could try making the face. You'd have to be quite close.

Fist of the North Star

KONATA DUH ^_^

boy: - (don't want; dumpster, baby hatch, etc)
girl: Tomoe/Tomoyo/Lolita

I'm naming him Kamina.

FUCK YEAH

>>575508

Anything related to Ciel is shit.

Kotoko

Yubiseiharukana.

AAAACHA

If its a boy I'd call him Dio
If its a girl I'd call him Dio
And btw I already have a cat and a hamster named Dio.

If its a boy I'd call him Dio
If its a girl I'd call her Dio
And btw I already have a cat and a hamster named Dio

>>575583

Did somebody say that they wanted the copypasta about Ciel making fresh Curry?

Genji

>>575631
YES PLS

please refrain from ruining the life of your child

Boy: Ryu
Girl: Konata

I am eating...I am eating...curry. Om nom nom, fresh, straight from the cook. It's piping hot and the steam from it burns my eyes a little, the smell is strong, and the flavor intense. "Oh Ciel, please give me some more, i'm still hungry!". I don't think i've ever come across curry as rich as this before, the flavor takes over all my senses. I can't take it anymore, I want more of this spicy deliciousness. I find the place it's coming from, its a hole, and I notice Ciel is looking the other way. The hole isn't big enough for me to use the spoon, but around it is soft tissue. I pull it open and decide to just use my tongue to scoop out the curry. I notice another area near the curry hole, dripping with something, so I taste it. The flavor is that of salty milk and coins, I quickly return to the curry to remove the taste. While eating the curry, I hear a gurgling noise...suddenly a hot gust of air billows out of the hole and the curry begins flowing at an amazing pace. The smell, the taste, the heat, it all comes pouring out of the hole with such force...soon it's all over my face and the floor, I'm slathered in it, enjoying it, loving it. I begin lapping it off the floor. My hands are covered in it, i begin rubbing it into myself. The heat is so intense that it begins to make my penis erect...as the curry pours out, I get closer and closer to orgasm. In the background I can hear Ciel moaning in discomfort.

Making Curry must be hard work.

Too bad none of you will have a girlfriend, much less a kid.

>>575693
>>575676

>>575695
isn't it sad?

Magibon.

>>575336
OH HEY CLAVELL.

melissa

>>575693

Shit right?

>>575553
>Lolita
That's like naming your kid Dick instead of Richard.

>>575731
dick is a name

>>575757
Didn't say it wasn't. I said the relationship between the two is comparable.

>>575757
Everything that comes in your mind can be used as a 'name'.
You could even name your child 'Nrvnqsr' if you want it to get beat up in school.
There is no law or rule which tells you how to name something/someone.

>>575760
and actually lolita is a name in spanish so lol

Saya

'tis an awesome name.

if I have a baby boy, Shiki or Syaoran

if I have a baby girl, Sakura or Konata

if it is fraternal or identical girl twins, Kagami and Tsukasa

>>575770
It's the colloquial form of the name Dolores.

Dolores -> Lolita, Loli, Lola

>>575779
so in mexico you can actually be a lolicon? (pun intended)
or are there cons for Dolores girls?

>>575285
is this some subliminal messaging? in b4 raep applemilk

>>575779
I've met many girls named Lola, not so many Dolores.

>>575769
only in america, we've got child protection laws

Optimus Prime.

Aya

>>575797
Noone can forbid you to name your child however you want. I'd sue the government if they did this to me.

>>575797

...you don't HONESTLY think child protection laws are to stop you from giving your kid a stupid name, do you?

One of my high school teachers once told the class that she had a student who's name was Cash Register. srsly

>>575821
Bullshit.

Bukkake

>>575821
US navy
alka seltzer
gillete
Names I've heard people in Ecuador have given. I fuck you not. Of course, this occurs in the poorer areas; less education.

By the way, us navy pronounced as "ooz nah-vee"

>>575821
Shit was so Cash.

>>575817
it works pretty well
>>575813
that would be a huge waste of money

Resubian

Ronery

Oyuki

Chokushi - last name
Nanaya - first name

Noe or Yume

Whatever my Japanese wife wanted to give

IF SHE WERE REAL AND I HAD ANY CHANCES OF COURSE

SO LONELY

why does it have to be japanese?

If I had a daughter I'd name her Alice and buy her lots of dolls, lvoe her so much

>>575916

Seconded, I'd give her the love Marisa never did.

>>575877
>Kyokushi

ITT WHITE PEOPLE WHO WILL ALWAYS STAY IN THEIR BASEMENTS. PIG DISGUSTING WEEABOO FAGETS

>>575290
Don't you mean sah-gey?

http://dqname.jp/
ポチ男（potio）
羽姫芽（wakiga）
亜菜瑠（anaru）

Mai Japanse Waifu and I agreed that if we have a girl, we will give her a Japanese name. She thinks 凛南 is a good name, and I agree with her; for one, it's a rare name. Also, it has a cute-and-cool kind of feeling. If we have a boy, we will give him an American name, as Japanese boys' names are pretty much crap.

I'd name my daughter Reimu so I could fap to her armpits every day

What are the names of the two girls who illustrate "symmetrical docking"?

I'd name my daughters whatever they're called.

Eruru

jesus christ kill yourself faggots

>>576025
What a strange name.

>>576025
”Ｊｅｓｕｓ　Ｃｈｒｉｓｔ”
”what"
”Ｂｒｉｎｇ　ｔｈｅ　ｅｓｃａｌａｄｅ，　ｗｅ　ａｒｅ　ｏｕｔ　ｏｆ
　ｈｅｒｅ”　

Henrietta.

Boys? Who'd want them.

Jun or Jan.

>>576064
Listen to this man

>>576064
You should name yourself "Anonymous of Amstetten" moar liek.

>>576079
Or "Anonymous of Nazis"

>>575778
>Syaoran
Jap spelling of a Chinese name. Why not just use the Chinese name?

>>576123
Shayoran or Xayoran?

Cecile

Name from a weaboo game--points if you know which one.

The name is pretty hot, itself.

>>575911
wat

I don't know why, but I really like the name Junko. It would be a name I'd consider giving my daughter if I'd ever get one.

HEISIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Cirno

If I was a shitty enough parent to give my white child a Japanese name....daughter would be Momoko, son would be Ryuusuke. But I would never do that unless I somehow adopted a Japanese child.

>>575285

Boy: Matoko
Girl: Motoko

Male: Rinnosuke

Female: This would be a tough one. I'd start by making a percentile chart, d20 style, with all of the female touhou names. And then I'd roll 1d100 to pick her name. Since there aren't 100 of them, I'd double a few that I like. Namely, Reimu, Marisa, and Remilia.

Girl: Akiha
Boy: Shirou, Shiki or Zawarudo.

SAKUYA

BRITANNIA

i whould only give out a japineese name to my child if the mother was japineese and then it would be toshiro for my son and sayuka if it was a girl

MASTER ASIA

Boy: Kenshin
Girl: Karin

So if they're ever in America they'll at least have Western sounding names.

Boy: TARO-
Girl: RORI

>>576499
>Western sounding names
>Kenshin

lol wut

>>576514
I imagine he meant people would call him Ken, which implies Kenneth from an American. As opposed to Kenshin.

Rusty Axelrod.

>>576485

Man: REI (RAY)
Woman: KARIN.

Yeah i'm that weeaboo.