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Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:53:46 2010 No.5747543 [Reply] [Original]

You open your eyes and all of a sudden you're Shanghai - the doll now has its own soul, and that would be you.

Wat do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:55:46 2010 No.5747568 >>5747557 A man with priorities.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:55:46 2010 No.5747557 Try to fall on the floor in some unassuming position that will let me see up Alice's dress

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:56:46 2010 No.5747574 File: 699 KB, 850x598, dolls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Assuming Alice got some of her other dolls came to life too, it's harem time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:56:46 2010 No.5747573 >>5747543 Do a spin, watch my dress twirl then proceed to masturbate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:56:46 2010 No.5747578 cuddle Alice's tit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:57:46 2010 No.5747582 Go shag Medicine Melancholy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:58:46 2010 No.5747593 File: 102 KB, 611x1186, ShanghaiVayeateandMercurius.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am now the best Touhou? I know what I'll be doing. Shanghai thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:59:46 2010 No.5747607 >>5747557 >implying Shanghai hasn't already seen Alice masturbating furiously since she lives alone

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:59:46 2010 No.5747609 >>5747543 I don't want to be Shanghai lets do Koakuma instead(She is basically a doll anyway)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:01:46 2010 No.5747627 Rage over the loss of my ability to fap now that I have no genitals.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:02:46 2010 No.5747638 >>5747627 Alice will spank you if you rage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:04:46 2010 No.5747653 >>5747638 No big deal, I'm sure being a doll means I have no nerves and thus I can't feel pain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:05:46 2010 No.5747664 State "Why would I want to play with some aging creep with no friends? Now make yourself of some use and craft me a boyfriend, you hikimori trash!".

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:05:46 2010 No.5747668 File: 771 KB, 1000x1000, souseiseki-cirno.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Join Team ⑨

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:07:46 2010 No.5747682 Become the stage 6 boss of TH13 by launching a massive doll uprising.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:10:46 2010 No.5747709 File: 460 KB, 800x600, ShanghaiDandelion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bring Mother a flower to thank her for giving me life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:10:46 2010 No.5747717 >>5747653 On second thought, this would be horrifying. I used to have 5 senses and now I probably have two. I'd go insane and force Alice to kill me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:13:46 2010 No.5747737 I remember readin that the dead are desperate for a body. Any body. This is why they posessed flowers in PoFV. The body of a doll... sounds like a blessing, limited as it is. Better a pseudo-life than undead, right?

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Thu Jul 22 22:14:46 2010 No.5747747 File: 213 KB, 662x929, shanghaisolo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A mute, numb, sexless neuter made from porcelain and wood, and who'd either die or be paralyzed if my strings are damaged. I'm in hell!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:14:46 2010 No.5747744 File: 739 KB, 850x702, shinki-sunrays.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Go to Makai >Pray to grandma Shinki for fully developed senses and ability to fap >All problems solved >Enjoy life as a youkai doll >Scissor with fairies erryday

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:14:46 2010 No.5747746 Take the lance, wait for her to sleep and ram it into her crotch at full speed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:16:46 2010 No.5747757 File: 91 KB, 650x565, ShanghaiHug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Step 1: Hug mom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:16:46 2010 No.5747764 File: 134 KB, 500x500, ShanghaiIceCreamSammich.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5747757 Step 2: Eat ice cream sammiches.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:16:46 2010 No.5747768 >>5747717 ... Only to realize that even when my body is taken apart, incinerated, crushed into powder, and so on, my consciousness will still not dissipate. I have no mouth, and I must scream.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:17:46 2010 No.5747770 File: 208 KB, 730x600, ShanghaiHammerShield.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5747764 Step 3: Grow into the knightly onee-sama Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:18:46 2010 No.5747777 File: 86 KB, 600x571, mediums.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can has doll thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:18:46 2010 No.5747780 >>5747777 No, both of you have been retconned.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:19:46 2010 No.5747788 >>5747770 Step 4: realize I'm only a doll and will never become a real touhou ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:20:46 2010 No.5747798 >>5747788 Medicine would like a word with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:21:46 2010 No.5747806 >>5747788 Medicine Melancholy is a Touhou. Dolls can become more than mere dolls, even if filled with spite.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:21:46 2010 No.5747807 Shag Hourai.

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:23:46 2010 No.5747833
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>newfags don't know what retcon means

The ONLY time you will see retcons is when greedy publishers un-settle what has been settled for the sake of republishing the same damn movie. For Rozen Maiden that would be like bringing Barasuishou/Hina/Boku back to life just so they could have a 3rd season......... wait that would be awesome.

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Thu Jul 22 22:25:46 2010 No.5747850
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>>5747807

You have no genitals, your hormone levels are permanently at zero, and - most importantly - as a doll you don't even have a brain.

Best of luck to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:26:46 2010 No.5747855 Being brought to life would presumably mean having senses and cognition.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:27:46 2010 No.5747862 >>5747850 We have magic, so fuck you. Rozen Maiden-hood is possible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:27:46 2010 No.5747865 File: 162 KB, 405x361, dollbeer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Step 5: drink beer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:30:46 2010 No.5747880 oh alice ;_;

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Thu Jul 22 22:31:46 2010 No.5747894 File: 367 KB, 962x700, shanghailadle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5747862 You have a most curious way of thanking for the good wishes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:32:46 2010 No.5747903 File: 61 KB, 405x303, 1273116738176.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well I woul- OH MY GOD WHY ARE ALICE'S LEGS SO MUSCULAR

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:33:46 2010 No.5747908 >>5747903 Street Fighter disease.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:36:46 2010 No.5747930 >>5747903 Tribadism is an efficient workout.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:36:46 2010 No.5747935 you guys are forgetting that Alice's dolls are also filled with gunpowder. So that kinda sucks too

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Thu Jul 22 22:37:46 2010 No.5747946 File: 259 KB, 600x590, marisashanghai.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5747930 Really?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:38:46 2010 No.5747948 >>5747935 I like to think that alice has one special Shanghai and the rest are just summoned.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:39:46 2010 No.5747962 >>5747935 Only her bomb dolls are. In canon she wants a living doll. (Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:39:46 2010 No.5747968 Alice had lots of doll spellcards in the game, why did they all get clumped under the name Shanghai anyway?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:40:46 2010 No.5747969 File: 17 KB, 142x115, 1278390595409.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5747903 I CAN'T UNSEE IT

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:41:46 2010 No.5747984 Youkai magicians have much broader powers than human magicians, they don't gotta explain shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:46:46 2010 No.5748051 File: 173 KB, 600x508, shanghai_koakuma.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5747609 bros4life

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:47:42 2010 No.5748065 >Wat do? 2 chicks at a time man, 2 chicks at a time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:48:46 2010 No.5748079 >>5747903 She kicks a lot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:49:46 2010 No.5748087 File: 898 KB, 900x1200, shanghai_rolereversal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:55:46 2010 No.5748148 File: 248 KB, 850x596, byakuren-shanghai.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5747865 Step 6: collect hugs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:57:46 2010 No.5748167 File: 895 KB, 900x1200, hourai_rolereversal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 23:04:46 2010 No.5748209 File: 88 KB, 850x828, shanghai.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] unyu...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 23:15:46 2010 No.5748279 File: 516 KB, 800x800, shanghai-huge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Necrobrotent Thu Jul 22 23:22:46 2010 No.5748353 Get remodeled into a tiny Bruce Willis to make a better companion for CHO ALICE. BECAUSE DEM LEGS

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 23:23:46 2010 No.5748361 File: 585 KB, 953x684, shanghaizilla.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5748353 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 23:29:46 2010 No.5748405 File: 146 KB, 600x600, suikadoll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5748148 Step 7: tsurupettan with Suika.

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Thu Jul 22 23:30:46 2010 No.5748418
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>>5748361

Come to think of it... I'm sure this has to have been explained somewhere, but where and how did she build the goliath doll?

Always figured Alice was well above average intelligence, but you need quite a plan to build something this big unnoticed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 23:31:46 2010 No.5748430 File: 65 KB, 849x600, dem knees.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	wat wat Thu Jul 22 23:33:46 2010 No.5748450 File: 121 KB, 572x1000, wat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5748430 wat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 23:34:46 2010 No.5748458 >>5748418 She has a secret underground lab.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 23:35:46 2010 No.5748468 >>5748450 You are now aware that Marisa's mini-hakkero looks like a power rangers belt morpher here.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Thu Jul 22 23:37:46 2010 No.5748483 File: 462 KB, 850x1202, alicegoliathconstruction.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5748458 A "secret underground lab"... A classy secret underground lab.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 23:37:46 2010 No.5748490 File: 225 KB, 444x600, 1267128580262.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] obligatory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4clTCGbfSvs

>>	wat Thu Jul 22 23:37:46 2010 No.5748493 File: 126 KB, 850x805, shanghai-skirtlift.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 23:39:46 2010 No.5748515 >>5748490 HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 23:40:46 2010 No.5748525 File: 37 KB, 566x570, lily-black3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Semi-related

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 23:42:46 2010 No.5748541 File: 241 KB, 1000x750, 1272546103013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 23:45:46 2010 No.5748569 File: 153 KB, 735x1024, mikoalice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 23:46:46 2010 No.5748571 File: 419 KB, 1600x1200, 0d68bb43a962e0141fd01ba1a107705c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hourai here, shanghai is a slut

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 23:46:46 2010 No.5748579 [x] Report thread for roleplaying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 23:47:46 2010 No.5748586 I have no mouth and I must scream

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 23:49:46 2010 No.5748595 File: 165 KB, 1101x750, 3i9n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5747788 >implying dolls can't be touhou >implying a minion of another touhou can't be a touhou.

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 23:56:46 2010 No.5748655
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>>5747969
>>5747903

Don't you know? Alice is a proficient kickboxer. Look at her melee attacks in Hisoutensoku: all of the attacks that don't utilize her dolls, save one, involve Alice kicking someone's face in

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