/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'd take it easy

Reaction image = country banned.

I wouldn't.

>>5747492
Also image macros and misusing the quote function.

ONE RULE: YOU MUST TAKE IT EASY

YOU MUST SHOW THAT YOU ARE FREE FROM ANGER AND/OR STRESS IN EACH POST

NEGATIVITY OF ANY KIND WILL GET YOU BANNED AND/OR EXECUTED

HAVE A NICE DAY

>>5747556
So that means that CurryButt and Sion and all the other shit posters are allowed because they take it easy?

>>5747487
With an iron fist.

-Forced anon. Trying to cheat the system and identify yourself by posting habits (ala Sion or KoG) would be met with a permanent ban and rangebans for evasion.

-Idol threads, diaper threads and pig disgusting normalfag shit would be deleted on sight.

-Whatever flavor-of-the-month translated VN would have to have its threads condensed. Ignoring the sticky that warns of this would be met with thread deletion and bans for repeat offenses.

-Trying to force memes like Bawson, True NEET and Autism would be permabans, with range bans for repeat offenses.

-Greentexting or posting reaction images would be permabans, with range bans for repeat offenses.

-Imagedumps without any discussion and survey threads about "which touhou you would fuck" would be directed to their proper places (danbooru and pooshlmer, respectively). Repeat offenses would be met with bans/rangebans.

-KS, Warehouse and any other shitty, fetishistic grabs for attention in the guise of "it's OC guiz!" would be banned.

Would you visit my /jp/?

I'd make all Anons pretty girls.

>>5747621
No. Autism and shittiness is /jp/'s charm.

I'd be a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker.

>>5747621
You just described /bun/. You want to turn /jp/ into /bun/?

>>5747621
Your /jp/ would just be Strike Witches image spam?

SUBNET BANS FOR EVERYBODY!

>>5747656
>Imagedumps without any discussion "and survey threads about "which touhou you would fuck would be directed to their proper places (danbooru and pooshlmer, respectively). Repeat offenses would be met with bans/rangebans.

Nope.

1) Forced trips and/or post IDs to prevent hiding under anonymity and samefriending.

2) Poor quality Touhou/Umineko threads would get a ban message that links them to Pooshlmer.

3) Trolling in the OC thread would get like 10 perma bans.

4) Make Suigin a mod.

I would report and then delete every thread until nothing remained.

>>5747658
I think that anon should just go to /bun/

seriously bitching about things like reaction images is pretty asinine.

why would anyone who took it easy bitch about asinine things

Everyone trying to post would be perma-banned and all threads would be deleted.

Then /jp/ would be high quality.

>>5747621
the fuck is wrong with image dumps? you don't like nice pictures?

and hey, this is a fucking imageboard fucktard

>>5747736
Image dumps are fine on smaller boards. They are bad on faster ones.

Make sure that i am only deleting threads that contain harmful images(/b/) or nsfw.And make Saten and Mugi a part of /jp/.

>>5747741
where does /jp/ fall on the fast/slow spectrum exactly

I spend a lot of time on boards like /an/ so I think this board is kind of quick

No wonder why Moot's so afraid to pick people from the community to moderate 4chan.

>>5747751
/jp/ is a slow board.
/an/ is an extremely slow board.

[x]Avatars
[x]Signatures

ban anyone who doesn't like Saten

>>5747621
>I'm an autist.

>>5747736
I have nothing against them; it's just that they're pointless, and that there's no reason for them to be occupying space on /jp/ when everyone here knows how to use danbooru and pixiv.

>>5747771
How do I use danbooru/pixiv?

ban people misusing sage
ban reacting pictures and macros
ban animes
ban troll wannabe kiddies
ban currybutt
ban sion
ban bangkok
ban scandaroon
ban thoughtless celestial
ban iluvop
warn smileys
if they evade range ban
ban /a/v/b/r9k/ posters that come here to shit up the board
delete pooshlmer/shrinemaiden/gaia level threads on sight, if remade they get a warn
ban greentext stories and implying

>>5747781
ban peoples that don't talk about any of the /jp/ content like suigin.

>>5747781
also ban getfaggotry

>>5747781
>ban sion
But i like sion

>>5747781
Reported. ;_;

>>5747771
Honestly I still can't use pixiv well because I don't know what to search for in Japanese sometimes.

- Not forced anonymous but you are under tighter scrutiny if you use a name; no cult of personality
- Obvious unrelated threads are deleted on sight, including known /a/ content mucking up the site, any images related to aforementioned cult of personality, and any attempt at forcing a meme
- Additionally to the above, all OP posts must have text and an image and both related to each other or to /jp/ and unrelated to anything that is not /jp/ content
-Meta threads are maintained only if they are constructive. Which means this one would go.
- Anything involving AT-spam is an IP permaban, as are any of any known bot-related spam. Moreover, all posters saying "ban me now" will be accommodated (then the thread deleted) and anyone caught ban dodging will have their ban time doubled (all known IPs) or, if on another behalf, that the time on that ban will be doubled.
- I will be very lenient on topic choice. The subject matter in /jp/ was always intended to be "things /a/ would not want to see so much of."
- There will be a list of "images threads can not be started with."

- /jp/ is a strict BLUE BACKGROUND board during the daytime PST-EST hours; /e/ material at worst.

Any content not directly related to how great Rumia is earns a ban.

Mentioning Suika gets a rangeban.

All threads would be "Japanese bird cooking spaghetti"

>>5747771
look for a picture of any touhou on danbooru or pivix and you'll get about 10 thousand results, 1/20th of which are actually worth looking at

it's pretty nice when people on /jp/ can share what nice pictures they have found so I don't have to slough through shit for hours to find them

and again, IMAGEBOARD

>>5747621
>-Idol threads, diaper threads and pig disgusting normalfag shit would be deleted on sight.
Why, exactly? They always keep their things to their own threads, which you can easily hide. They don't troll others, nor they do shitpost. They're possibly the only group of people that still take it easy on today's /jp/.
So why do you hate them?

>>5747781
>ban currybutt
But he's already banned.

>>5747805
this

I don't give two fucks about idols but I know how to ignore idol threads

and hey, if you can't ignore something you don't like, you can get an app to hide whatever threads you like! wow!

I would have everyone post under White Ren#chilly.

>>5747817
/rus/ - AoRF/Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

>>5747572
Yes. If you can't take it easy even if you see they're posts you're a more terrible poster than them.

If I was the law?

Forced anon
Forced anon EEEEEEVERYWHERE

I'd make this a sticky:

WE SHALL RULE AGAIN

allow everything as long as it is clearly related to Japan (WW2 discussion, Saten threads, language threads, etc.). not "OK, Ar Tonelico belongs here, but this shmup does not, but talking about Toohoo characters is fine, but talking about Railgun characters is not." just like it was intended to be from the start.

only one thread per subject at a time. not 400 toohoo armpit threads which is what we have now.

permaban whiners.

I'd ban people for a week who admit to being hikkis and neets so they can get some fresh air and maybe go outside. /jp/ is the most bitter board because everyone here is mad that they are fat and autistic and have no friends, and the off-topic discussion from trolls is really the only thing that keeps this board interesting. In other words, I'd ban the people who actually care about moderating the boards, because they are bad people and make bad posts.

Forced anon.

Greentext w/ no reply is instant ban for a week.

Images exclusively featuring Saten's color palette filter to an IP-range permaban.

>>5747846
/jp/ never took it easy. The only reason this place had a relatively quiet period was because people who shit posted from other boards were harshly told to fuck off.
Do you like seeing the front page full of textless anime and tripfag circle jerk threads? Because if you do why don't you use a different board?

>>5747866
>>5747867
loled

/jp/ - Touhou

Anything not Touhou related gets a subnet permaban, no warnings no appeals.

>>5747872

>mfw reading this post

>>5747881

>/jp/ never took it easy

>my face when you revealed yourself to be a newfag

>>5747892
That was funny.

>>5747863
Problem Vasari?

I'd delete it.

>>5747642
I almost forgot. Invoking autism outside of an actual serious topic about autism (yes, allowable) would have the post/thread deleted.

>>5747656
I've survived /bun/ before and have a good idea how not to avoid falling into the same traps while keeping some form of board stability. That said, a lot of "degenerate" /jp/-related but otherwise wasteful threads are still permissible. "Japanese bird cooking pasta" will not be forsaken, but he may only have a dozen threads.

>>5747658
No, I already mentioned Strike Witches: /a/ content. Get a VN.

>>5747895
/jp/ never took it easy.

>>5747924
> serious topic about autism (yes, allowable)
How do you figure, exactly?

>>5747924
"... but he ONLY MAY NOT have a dozen threads."
My fingers hate me.

>>5747926

>my face when you were here for two weeks

>>5747936
You didn't upload your face.
Please upload your face so I can see what your face was like when he was here for two weeks.

I'd just make it 2D/General. Shitposters would be banned, but otherwise I wouldn't interfere with what people want to do or talk about. /jp/ belongs to the people that use is after all.
Idolfags would be allowed, too. I'm not into that stuff but they really keep it to themselves and if you added the few thread subjects they use into the filter you wouldn't even notice they're here. Actually they might be among the best behaved posters on /jp/. I wonder why no one has tried spamming their shit to make us dislike them. Maybe it would be too obvious.

>>5747881
I was talking about tripfags posting in whatever thread and people getting butthurt, not /a/ spam.

>>5747940

You can't see niggers?

That's unfortunate. Or fortunate, if you're from /new/.

IF I WAS THE LAW I WOULDN'T BE HERE

BECAUSE THERE ARE NO MODS ON /jp/

OH LOOK AT ALL THESE RULE BREAKING THREADS, LET'S FUCKING IGNORE THEM

HEY ANON DO YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME YOU WERE BANNED ON /jp/?

I SURE DON'T

THAT'S BECAUSE THIS SHITFAGGOT BOARD HAS NO MODS AND NO ONE DOES A FUCK ABOUT IT

YOU CAN'T GET BANNED ON JAYPEE

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LET'S SHIT UP THIS BOARD ALL FUCKING DAY

FUCK /jp/

FUCK THE POLICE

FUCK THE POLICE

FUCK THE POLICE

>>5747959
I asked if you thought Sion should be banned. You said no even thought he spams the place.

AND FUCK

Oh boy look at them dumbfucks that believe idolfags totally only talk about idols.

YOU

TOO

>>5747941
>>Idolfags
>>Actually they might be among the best behaved posters on /jp/.

OK now this is panties on head retarded. From what I've seen lately they got bots running 24/7 to spam pictures of the rival idol groups in each other's threads for the past few months.

If anything they constantly troll each other into the stratosphere just as hard as the rest of /jp/.

Moot wouldn't consider any of you who just posted in this thread.

HEY FAGGOT, BAN ME

OH YOU CAN'T

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT HERE

BECAUSE JAYPEE HAS NO

FUCKING

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OOOO LOOK AT ALL THESE RULE BREAKING THREADS ON JAYPEE

GUESS I'LL IGNORE THEM

BECAUSE I DON'T EXIST

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>>5747974
Sion (and CurryButt) would each be given one more chance. They mess that up and they're gone.

>>5747993
Yeah, he'll probably mod a /b/ camwhore. Again.

>>5747971

I've been banned from all boards for shitposting on /jp/ TWICE in the last five days (only times I've been banned since I started spamming Saten in January).