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Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:11:24 2010 No.5747148 [Reply] [Original]

You wake up in Gensokyo, what do you do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:11:24 2010 No.5747155 Strangle you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:11:24 2010 No.5747154 Postpone to 2012.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:11:24 2010 No.5747157 sage

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:12:24 2010 No.5747158 Rape the maids.

Suigin !fKazami5bE Thu Jul 22 21:12:24 2010 No.5747159

ah yes i wouyld like steal alices grimoir and be like all migty powerful wizard wirh a doll legion .ph34r: and all teh girls in gensyoko will be my slaves XD and then when yukari wakes up in spring she will be like wehres reimu o-o and when she goes to the shrine she willsee me and my harem sucking my dick XD

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:13:24 2010 No.5747163 how do i reported thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:13:24 2010 No.5747167 Go ask Parsee and Hatate who made their clothes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:14:24 2010 No.5747178 I remove my face, because that's the easiest way to get laid in Gensokyo

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:15:24 2010 No.5747184 Go to the Bunbunmaru newspaper HQ and apply for a job as Aya's personal tripod.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:17:24 2010 No.5747200 Raid the scarlet mansion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:17:24 2010 No.5747207 Punch everything

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:18:24 2010 No.5747217 Try to rape Reimu and die.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:22:24 2010 No.5747243 See if I could become a priest at Moriya so Sanae could stop whoring herself out for faith. If not, I dunno. Probably lose my face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:26:24 2010 No.5747273 File: 188 KB, 550x550, Trueneet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would talk with the most awesome True NEET.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:26:24 2010 No.5747282 >>5747273 And what would you talk about to me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:29:24 2010 No.5747309 >>5747282 I don't think you're really Kaguya, anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:30:24 2010 No.5747323 >>5747309 So what if I am or not? :3 What would you ask Kaguya then~

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:30:24 2010 No.5747316 Kick Reimu in the crotch, solving most of the problems in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:30:24 2010 No.5747314 ...I'd learn how to danmaku i guess. then engage in random spellcard battle for the hell of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:32:24 2010 No.5747346 >>5747323 I'd ask "Do you browse Futaba, 2ch, /bun/ and /jp/?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:45:24 2010 No.5747473 File: 70 KB, 360x200, yukkuri shite itte ne.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd take it easy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:54:24 2010 No.5747553 Activate magical powers and use superior danmaku skills to take over Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:59:24 2010 No.5747608 Make friends with Ran and cuddle with her tails for the rest of my life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:01:24 2010 No.5747628 File: 527 KB, 1250x1425, ransmirk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd fuck Ran in the ass until all her tails fell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:02:24 2010 No.5747635 Jump in a lake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:02:24 2010 No.5747636 File: 367 KB, 500x707, 0bfbcf883556a9f5cc4a118cc4be849f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come to Yuuka bearing gifts of flower seeds and fertilizer, and hope she doesn't eat me.

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:09:24 2010 No.5747699

I would put on a latex glove over one hand, then shove that hand up Sanae's ass. From inside, grab the tailbone and rip out her entire spine from there; intestines and organs being forced out at the same time. The spine should come out from tailbone to head leaving this gaping, vertical hole through her body. Her hollow body staggers, but before she falls over I swing the spine around like a homerun bat and split her in two at the waist. Even afterwards, her face still has that horrified expression in fear of the inevitable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:10:24 2010 No.5747710 File: 180 KB, 429x323, tewi says.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I'm gonna friend my favorite touhou lol ^__^ Get real. You have nothing to offer her. She'd laugh in your face and kick you out or eat you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:10:24 2010 No.5747715 I go to yuukas' place and.. Me mato a pajas

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:10:24 2010 No.5747718 >>5747710 Do you think Parsee and Hatate are mean?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:11:24 2010 No.5747720 >>5747699 You should make movies with the people that came up with Tokyo Gore Police.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:16:24 2010 No.5747765 File: 89 KB, 415x294, a wicked fiend speaks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5747718 Yea, they're all bitches. Except Nitori. But she wants to probe your anus and steal your technology.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:18:24 2010 No.5747785 CYOA bullshit isn't allowed on /jp/. Reported.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:19:24 2010 No.5747786 >>5747765 >Remember Tei is a lier

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 22:22:24 2010 No.5747825 >>5747785 http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/1620165#p1620168 Just keeping the ball rolling.

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