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5742080 No.5742080 [Reply] [Original]

So I have guests, do I?

Come on in, don't be shy. So tell me; what brings you all the way down here?

>> No.5742095

I was looking for the bathroom. I tried asking the girl in the library, but all she did was babble some nonsense like ~mukyu or something.

>> No.5742094

>>5742080
I want to lick your feet.

>> No.5742106

I came to see your legendary beauty, lady Flandre.

>> No.5742113
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5742113

I have come to end the Scarlet mist incident once and for all..... wait, you're the mistress of this mansion right?

>> No.5742127

Sure is original content in here.

>> No.5742137

I WANT TO DIE FIRST!
Third thread?

>> No.5742144
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5742144

The librarian lady sent me.

>> No.5742148

Would you like to play, Flandre?

I want to have fun, but be careful - your sister would be upset if you broke me.

>> No.5742154

>>5742148
>implying Remilia doesn't ensure her sister has a steady supply of toys to destroy.

>> No.5742160

I'm here to beg for her lady's favor.

>> No.5742166

DIE, MONSTER. YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!

>> No.5742178
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5742178

So I was going through the library and everything was going great, then I decided to pay lady Remilia a visit when the head maid stopped me. There was just this big bright flash, next thing I know I'm down here and there's a locked door behind me.

I swear, the whole thing just happened in one instant.

>> No.5742188

>>5742178

You can dance to Smooth Criminal, maybe Flandre will be amused and won't break you.

>> No.5742196

>>5742154

Fine, I'll match your greentext with some of my own:

>implying Remilia and I aren't lovers
>implying she doesn't care about my safety
>implying implications

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>>5742196
>implying implications

>> No.5742203

AUTISM

>> No.5742211

>>5742196
>implying this thread is not fucking horrible.

>> No.5742228
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5742228

I came here in my tireless studies to find a cure for /jp/'s chronic butthurt.

>> No.5742229

>>5742211

>implying I gave an opinion
>implying I don't agree
>implying I'm not just weighing down the sinking ship on purpose

>> No.5742243
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5742243

I've come to put an end to this

>> No.5742253

sanguis vita est

>> No.5742250
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5742250

YOU'RE ALL CUNTS

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>>5742243
How about a little vampire-game instead Alucard-sama?

>> No.5742259
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5742259

Inferior, one trick pony younger sisters. Flandre and Koishi have nothing on Remilia and Satori.

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>>5742243
I'm not doing anything, I just stay in my room year round. What's your problem?

>> No.5742264

> CUNTS
Says Konata.

>> No.5742277

Ugh, I love Remilia, but Flandre is just a walking temptation. It is taking some willpower for me not to go and do something I shouldn't.

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5742301

>>5742277

Posting temptation.

>> No.5742304

>>5742301

ew

turn 360 degrees and walk away

and hit the report button on my computer

>> No.5742310
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5742310

swoosh

>> No.5742317

>>5742301

That's not temptation. That's the result of temptation. Also, slutty vampires.

>> No.5742319

flanders mcdonalds

>> No.5742327

>>5742317

But the thought of THIS COULD BE HAPPENING TO YOU! is temptation.

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5742328

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obk0hPUnUJw&feature=related

>> No.5742355

>>5742080
"what brings you all the way down here?"
The stairs.

>> No.5742472
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5742472

Oh its this thread again


time to destroy it

>> No.5742482

>>5742472
>threadshitter ship gets blown to chunks by Flan spokes

Well so much for that.

>> No.5742478

>>5742472
by bumping it, yeah.

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>>5742478
Hey it worked last time

>> No.5742493
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5742493

haters gonna hate

autistics gonna hate yet still stay only to whine

>> No.5742507

>>5742080
looks like she is wearing Len's dress from Fate : Rebirth

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>>5742482
>>threadshitter ship gets blown to chunks by Flan spokes


Evaccanner would skullfuck Flandre.

>> No.5742519

>>5742512

That thing would end up as chunks of twisted metal.

Fuck off to /v/

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>>5742519
>That thing would end up as chunks of twisted metal.

WEHEHEHEHEHEHE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T7Q67LOPXE

She is stands no chance

>> No.5742533

>>5742529
You need to get out more, that would be a stage 4 boss at best in Touhou.

>> No.5742535

>>5742529
>She is stands no chance
this is how true stg fans write.

>> No.5742546

I can't fucking wait until summer is over.

http://www.4chan.org/rules
>If you are under the age of 18, or it is illegal for you to view the materials contained on this website, discontinue browsing immediately.

Underageb& GTFO

>> No.5742544

>>5742533
This is what touhou fags actually believe you fail against 1st boss in Garegga.

>> No.5742551

>>5742544
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjaunQC1_t8

That looks like it's from the mid 80s.

>> No.5742558

>>5742551
Does not make my statement any less true.

>> No.5742562
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5742562

Touhou....

>> No.5742566
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5742566

.....not Touhou.

>> No.5742568

Bullet count does not equal harder game damn kiddies who have never played shooters.

>> No.5742575

>>5742562
Easy patterns.

>> No.5742576
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5742576

>>5742568
>touhou hater
>posting in a touhou thread

Don't worry, sometime during middle school you'll suddenly start liking Touhou just like the rest of us. Birds and the bees dude.

>> No.5742586

>>5742551
One of the hardest games ever created.

>> No.5742592

>>5742586
Yeah, if you're like 8.

>> No.5742600

>>5742592
>ITT idiots who do know rank system and bullets that are not coloured in pink

Bahahahaha

>> No.5742604

>>5742592
Have you 1cc'd it? I've gotten farther on some Touhou games on Lunatic than I have in Garegga.

>> No.5742612

>>5742600
Also no auto bombs and delay between bombing is like 2 seconds.

>> No.5742613

>Holy SHIT batman, wrong topic

There are already 2 or 3 topics now for that other shitty game. Go over there and whine about your non-curtained fire.

>> No.5742622

>calling Battle Garegga easy and shit

There is a reason why all of you were banned from shmups systems

>> No.5742624
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5742624

>underageb& determined to post their pointless crap in every single thread

>>>/b/

>> No.5742631

ITT: Hardcore Touhou autism

>> No.5742639

I have come to impregnate you, Flandre.

>> No.5742637

>threadshitters gonna threadshit

>> No.5742651
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>>5742639

You ARE aware that vampires don't reproduce the same way as humans, right??

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>> No.5742658

Worse than Umineko

>> No.5742667

>>5742604
Dont even get me started on Dimahoo

>> No.5742689

>>5742651
do explain, oh great spider expert

>> No.5742696

>>5742604
>Have you 1cc'd it?
He cannot even 1cc PCB on Normal and you expect him to beat the 7 stage onslaught that is Battle Garegga.

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>>5742651

>> No.5742720

>underagefags being underagefags

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