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What the new servant looks like...

I had a dream I was a relationship counciler and helped Marisa and Alice get together.

I also helped Flandre and Remilia get along better, with her teaching her sister how to control herself better.

Last night, I had a dream about you. In this dream, I'm dancing right besides you. And it looked like everyone was having fun, the kind of feeling I've waited so long.

You will never be put in charge of looking after Patchouli whenever she's outside of her library and be given tasks like running her bath,washing her back,drying her off,getting her food,getting her into her pajamas,doing her hair and putting her to bed with a warm glass of milk.

You'll never have her develop feelings for you and hear her say "Just call me Patchouli" with her low voice as she hides her face behind the book she's reading.

mukyuu~

>>5732638

>>5732638
;_;

Last night I dreamed I was riding a train, leaning out the window and shooting dragon quest enemies.

>>5732666
Fuck, I only dream about RL and 3DPD people.
The only dream with 2D people I've had was Umineko related and I got trolled the fuck out by Beato, so more like a nightmare.

>>5732671
I never get this.

>>5732675
If it helps, there were 3D people in the dream and the dragon quest monsters were 3D. I've never had a 2D dream...

>>5732699
mukyuu~~

>>5732635

Don't stop, come a little closer. As we jam, the rhythm gets stronger. There's nothing wrong with just a little, little fun! We were dancing- all night long.

I barely have any dreams these days, if I do, it's usually about 3DPD or a game that I played years ago, nothing Touhou related.

;_;

shit, now I'm going to think of Patchy every time I hear Digital Love.

OOOOOH, I DUNNO WHAT TO DO!
ABOUT THIS DREAM AND YOUUUUU!

>>5732744

this book is suspicious.

>>5732744

her penis is holding up the book

When will the dreams about me being back in school stop? I hate them. I hate them so much.

i'd read patchy's books

>>5732638
Pfft. You're obviously not trying hard enough.
Get some DXM and smoke weed.

>>5732754
i have no problems with this

>>5732638
Why is her book partially submerged in the tub?

>>5732792

Doesn't matter.

She waterproofed it with magic.

>>5732755
"Holy shit, I went to class without that super important homework done!?!?
Oh no, I also forgot there was an exam and I didn't study shit!!!
FUCK FUCK FUCK WHERE ARE MY PANTS"

>>5732675
Reminds me of the time where I was trying to take a piss, but Beatrice kept on sneaking into my bathroom with either her trollface or that face she makes where she puckers her lips.

I spent the whole dream trying to pee in peace, but she kept on sneaking in. When I think it's safe to pee and I'm about to pull down my pants, I see her head slowly peek from the side window or something.

In the end I finally got to pee in peace, but then I heard laughter and noticed she was on my ceiling watching. I woke up after meeting her in the eyes.

>>5732837
I'd give her a transfusion, if you know what I mean.

Also, lately I only dream about mundane activities with stuff that doesn't make sense everywhere.

>>5732699
What's there to get? Insert coin and receive Mukyuu~

>>5732638
And now I'm sad.

>>5732754
No, it's the SICP snake.

>>5732850
what's mukyuu?

>>5732609
NICHT ANFASSEN!

>>5732892
go away creepy girl

>>5732901
DON'T TOUCH HER!

>>5732627
>I also helped Flandre and Remilia get along better, with her teaching her sister how to control herself better.

Just had a vision of you talking to her through a one way mirror in the basement, so she couldn't accidently destroy you.

>>5732865
It's a miracle of anemia moeness

example
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZY8_rJlypk

>>5732920
Don't stare.

what the hell? books? no that won't make patchy love you.
patchy will love you if you do the following:

30 (then 60 when you can, then 90 when you can) pushups everyday
100 (then 150 when you can, then 200 when you can) crunches everyday
run a mile twice (up to 4 or 5) a week

go to the dermatologist, get accutane. Shave every day.
go to h&m, spend 250 bucks on a new wardrobe.
go to your local barber and get a haircut.

6 months later, instant win.

i GUARANTEE you, every last one of you motherfuckers do this, and you will be attracting patchy.

and then as you attract more girls (other than patchy), your confidence rises, and then you develop a little game, and then you're sold.

and you don't have to give up gaming, or /jp/, or touhou or anything, because no matter what girls say, if they find you attractive, none of that shit matters.

seriously, by the end of the year all of you nubs who post in here about your failure with girls could have both a consistent fuck and twice the confidence you have now. now get to it, patchy is waiting for you.

From Patchouli thread to a Koishi thread?
Ist das ok?!

>>5733035

no

>>5733033

thats all well and good but you forgot a huge element and its one that can't be altered. Personality.

Eins Drei Eins Drei Eins Drei Eins Drei Eins Drei Eins Drei

I can feel it.

>>5733079
Personality to attract women == extroverted pushy jerko.

>>5733088

Not the guy you replied to, No.5733079

>>5732638

;_;

>>5733033
Why the fuck would I want to ping between sluts every day?

Grimdark Patchy.

>>5733314
No, what I think he meant by "Consistent fuck" is a loyal significant other

>>5733343
>attract other girls(other than Patchy)
Makes it sound as if I want to be a manwhore, so does everything else on that list.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnp5gqwa9mo

Patchy FINAL FORM.

Patchy FINAL FORM

>>5735102
>mou~
>patchy and rinnosuke

Oh god that's fucking horrible.

>>5735123
The surgeon said the same when you were born.

>>5735137

OOOOH BURN

>>5735137
Oh wow, why are you so butthurt?

>>5735193
Why can't she fly? ;_;

>>5735298

I'm assuming some sort of temporary hyper-moe magic.

>>5735309
Sauce?

And I still love her.