/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No. I barely know that guy.

fuck no

Faggot.

I'm too attractive and well-endowed to pass up. Yes, op.

No.
I can suck my own dick already.

Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With its Y-chromosome changed to X
And when it is grown
Then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.

(Chorus)
Clone, clone of my own,
With your Y-Chromosome changed to X
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We will both think of nothing but sex.

Oh, give me a clone
In my sorrowful moan
A clone that is wholly my own.
And if she's an X
Of the feminine sex
Oh, what fun we will have when we're prone.

My heart's not of stone,
As I've frequently shown
When alone with my own little X
And after we've dined
I am sure we will find
Better incest than Oedipus Rex.

Why should such sex vex
Or disturb or perplex
Or induce a disparaging tone.
After all, don't you see
Since we're both of us me
When we're having sex, I'm alone.

And after I'm done
She will still have her fun
For I'll clone myself twice ere I die.
And this time without fail,
They'll be both of them male
And they'll ravage her by and by.

blowjobs suck so I'd move straight to the fucking

now neither of us will be virgins

Doppelgangers are bad news, I'd be too busy trying to kill him as he tries to kill me to ever worry about such actions.

Most likely, no.
We'd bro it up because, for the first time since grade school, I would have a friend.

If I won't even suck my own dick, how can I suck my own dick?

Yeah probably.

I don't think Shirou is the type of person who would fellate Archer's sword.

I-If he sucks me too.
But since I'm his clone and I am such a slut, I guess he wouldn't mind either.

Yes. And I would do much more than that. Although it would be fucking boring to have a clone actually unless I got another PC to entertain it. We would have to keep switching for it or we would kill each other.

I'd do anything as long as I still got to feel the sensation from both perspectives. I mean, come on, how cool would that be?

Depends

If I dont have a Boner,instant No

If I do,well, Probably so

Reason kinda flies out the window when i'm turned on. You could even get me to stick pens up my ass in that...Sad....Pathetic state