/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You just gave me a boner.

No? I don't see why they would either.

QUALITY THREAD

>>5722654
Why wouldn't they? Dogs wag their tails when they're happy or excited. Cats wag their tail when they're angry.

I twitch when sexually excited
I wonder if they wag
I fucking love Ran threads

I bet her ears perk up when she orgasms.

>>5722631
I'm not sure, but I'd like to find out. Perferrably first hand knowledge.

Play real games.

Damn 4chan is slow today

I would happily brush Ran's tails.

mist's panties oyu say

>>5720896
i was just bored of the original skin, MMD skins just doesn't work with GTA engine

>My face when I love mexicans

I want to hug Ran.

So soft and fluffy.

D'aawww.

Great meido, I summon thee. Come forth and inhale deeply the alluring scent of the fox goddess' lust moistened nether lips.

>>5715859
The dungeon entrance is actually in this house.

>>5720904
Hmm... now that I think of it... I dunno... maybe I'm just enjoying self inserting ymself in every possible scenaroi to escape my dull, boring and financially rewarding life?...

One question /jp/. Do you prefer Bern in cell shading, or normal shdaing?

>inb4 it's shit

It is, but it took me a lot of time to do this shit, so at least try to be gentle.

I was happy with the OP's pic until I saw her tiny areolae

>Do you think Ran's tails twitch when she's sexually excited?

Yes, and the girls love it when it's deep in them.

Do fox wag there tail?

I DON'T KNOW.

So... Beato is dead, Erika is dead, Shkanon is quite likely true.

What reasons do I have to read EP7?

Ignite my flames of DESIRE, j/p/.

>>5722964
Looking rather unhealthy there, Ran.

>>5723012

Shapeshifting.

>>5723374

Ran is the best waifu.

>>5723474
>>5723474
i was JUST about to post this picture holy shit

>>5723505
Its my favorite picture of the Yakumos

>>5723472
Why?
Because she is a hot MILF?

>>5723472

Ran is practically in a class of her own.

It's a lonely existance up on the Omachi tier.

[x] impregnate her silly

>>5723552

That, and because she's like the only woman I could envision having kids with. Seriously, she's a wonderful mother, she's a respectable person, she's gorgeous, she's a homemaker at heart...

She is just in a waifu-tier all her own.

>>5723574

Forgot my pic

>>5723552

Not sure why. Just enjoy folklore in general, and particularly like the whole theme of an ancient shapeshifting deified animal, and... wait, what, WHOA.

That's no axe wound, that's a paper cut. A bloody huge inflamed papercut, and it looks painful as hell.

I wish they would draw Ran more like in the game.

>>5723647

So... exactly the same way they do now except five centimeters shorter?

>>5723574
ehh....That's fine and all, but in the end all I'm looking for is to bang her until she only has thought enough move her hips and moan.

>>5723574
I want to make many babies with Ran-sama..... ;_;

>>5723693
And with flat chest.

>>5723552
.>>5723574
The more motherly they are, the more satisfying it is to steal her from her children and NTR them....

>>5723785

That isn't Ran, but I'm sure you know.
I'm sure you also know her husband is a giant eyeball.

What I'm not sure of is, do you really want to know what their children would look like?

>>5723839
That fucking dress, how does it work

>>5723839
Her husband should have been Rance... ;_;

...or maybe even xavier, he'd be able to give her the time of the day her body deserves. Whether she's willing or not.

>>5723904
Xavier? Get out demon army devs

>>5723882

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C5%ABnihitoe

In other words, nobody knows. Suggestions so far include magic, a little known kitsune attribute, and double sided tape.
Unfortunately I don't own a proper long kimono, or I'd try to figure it out by experimentation.

>>5723474

mein gott this picture gives me such an erection

>>5723574
I was fapping to Ran-sama... so good!

Ran has such delightfully large mammaries, proper for feeding many children. It would be ashame to let them go to waste, so do your civic duty and impregnate her.

>>5724170

She almost certainly had a ton of kits when she was an ordinary fox.

>>5724192
Well obviously you should give her more

>>5724202

Can't help you there, unless some extensive shapeshifting on Ran's part is involved. And even then I don't feel overly enthusiastic about bearing Man-Ran's kits.

But by all means, if you feel up to the task of extending Ran's already huge biological family, go for it.

>>5724294
I'd be extending it all night long

>>5724192

Nah, if she did then where are they now? Alive or dead Ran could arrange a visit through Yukari or Yuyuko.

Gensokyo's best mother not even visiting her kids and adopting a catgirl with her gap youkai waifu? Does not compute.

Also, Mystia had a ton of babies before she attained humanoid form. You don't even want to know what Wriggle's are like... Every child-like youkai in Gensokyo has actually had dozens/millions of spawn before they became humanoid.

...just kidding. All the touhou's are pure. Except for Suwako, Sanae and Aya.

>>5724316

Godspeed!

>>5724341

>if she did then where are they now?

Long dead like all but a microscopic minority of all foxes born 900 years ago.
Nothing came of them. They were ordinary animals, lived, bred and died. Surely Yuyuko could sort them out if she wished, but they'd have little to say.
Sad to say, but that seems to be how these things work.

>>5724341

There's a reason why Ran doesn't have any babies despite having tons of sex over the centuries...

..girls fucking girls doesn't result in pregnancy. Lesbofoxmom has been at it a long time and she knows how to pleasure her distaff partners. Just ask Yukari why she picked her.

Must be common amongst foxgirl servants.

>>5724474

You will never motorboat Chen's ass.

;_;

>>5724438
Lespopedofoxmom

>>5724504
Aahahahaaa... Motorboat?? That quite much made my day.

>>5724438
>>5724466

... because she doesn't hesitate to lean her mouth in between her mistress' legs if she so much as hints at it.

At least not in the deepest, darkest corners of fanon.

>>5724539

I mean, it looks like something I would do, were I in Ran's position in that picture.

>>5724563
Yea sucking on boss's cock.

>>5724626

Doing what to whose what?

Well, that was random.

>>5724664
Well... Yukari, Ran's boss. You wish to be in Ran's place.
If you work, (which obviously you dont.) You'd be sucking on Boss's cock. So yeah.

y are all closet furfags.

Oh boy, I hope so.

Says u

What does Ran's vagina taste like?

>>5724898
like hamburgers

>>5724898
hair.

>>5724869
/jp/ - Just Pettophiles

>>5724898
Strawberries and vanilla. Eat up

Ran certainly has had alot of practice taking care of children

>>5724990
Now I need to see a pic of Ran breastfeeding a young Chen.

>>this thread

>>5724898

Kind of like clean snot.

>>5725032

Where does the idea that foxes like tofu come from?

>>5725094

The Ran thread killer.

As usual, nobody knows. It's a mystery. It's like how Swedish folklore claims hedgehogs are crazy about cheese.

The amount of H-doujins featuring Ran is so disgustingly low

I always imagined Ran to be like a quiet naive maiden who dresses up in pretty summer dresses for dates and blushes at the mention of anything even remotely naughty

>>5725295
But she's a suppa tenko how could you think that

>>5725302
She's a what?

>>5725094
Who doesn't like Tofu?

>>5725309

Well... it's healthy, can't say much against that.

>>5725295

... not quite.

>>5725295

I much prefer one anon's take on Ran:

>I dunno why, but Ran seems like the best lover out of the Yakumos. Like she's a calm and collected motherly type figure, but at the same time she's eager to take you into the bedroom and teach you things about making love you'd never even imagined before. She'd never be too lewd, though- and she'd show you that even consensual sex in the missionary position can be toe-curling, ahegao-inducing good. Then after it's all over, you'd drift off to sleep in the warm, soft embrace of her tails.

>>5725343
>teach you things

I hate this shit it's one of the most annoying things to ever hear or read.

LOL SHE GONNA TEACH YOU A FEW THINGS IN THE BEDROOM

What the fuck does that even mean? There's not much to sex that you don't know if you are over 13.

>>5725343
>> consensual sex in the missionary position

>>5725372

Clearly you have never had sex, ever.

Being aware that your penis goes in a vagina and that you j-j-jam it in, continue to do so, moan for a while, and then cum on a location of your choice does not translate into knowing how to be good at it.

>>5725433
Ok kiddo.

>>5725372

More importantly, do you know anything about foxes and tofu?

>>5725449

>>5725496
ok kiddo

>>5725449

Yes, because the second you turned 13 you knew EVERYTHING there is to know about sex and could fuck like a pro for hours on hand.

How foolish of me to think otherwise.

>>5725501
Stamina has no connection with knowledge - it has to do with practice and figuring things about yourself out - it has nothing to do with something someone could 'teach' you.

So again

Ok kiddo.

http://twitter.com/advstorybro
About some dude who fucked his math teacher

NUH UH THERES NO WAY AN OLDER WOMAN WOULD KNOW MORE ABOUT SEX

>>5725578
>implying age makes you more knowledgeable on subjects like sex

This is the stupidest shit ever, especially given that the older you get the less sex you have. If anything, it's the teenagers who can teach you about sex, but again this whole "teach" thing is bullshit as theres nothing to learn other than practice in the actual situation which is not 'being taught' anything.

>>5725578

Your tofu is weak.
Your tofu is weak!

>>5725615

what?

>>5725614

You seem like a very frustrated virgin, sir. Would you like to discuss your feelings, maybe get something off your chest? It's not good to bottle up all that anger, I think

>>5725674
>he proved his point I better start making baseless assumptions even though he's the only one on /jp/ with experience to speak from

>>5725687

You still seem frustrated. Maybe you should go stand up, take a walk. Fresh air is very helpful to clear your head and wash away all these negative feelings you seem to have

>>5725615
My tofu is strong.

>>5725662

Ironic trip impersonation.
All caps.
Bawwwwwww.

All bottomline last resort when arguments fail.
Everything else about him is weak, so surely his tofu must be weak as well.

in before CurryButt claims that yet another thread was "already shit" before he got here

I can already smell you preparing to type those very words Curry, you enormous faggot.

>>5725724
No, this is the other case I explained - anon shitting it up due to me making a single post.

>>people ruining Ran's thread with bullshit

>>5725767
I'm going to bed now

>>5725716

If your tofu strong enough to please the servant of the great and mighty Inari?

>>5725724
Just do like I did and filter his tripcode. I am not waiting on him to get banned again.

>>5725719

It's hard to tell when people use those things ironically or seriously anymore, though. There have been times when an all caps BAWW reply has been used to great effect in trolling the shit out of some poor anon.

>>5725803

>>5725782
Good Night, sweetheart.

You annoy the piss out of me at times, Curry. That said, I don't filter any trips because that would only serve to show that I'm asspained over some shitposts enough to throw away non-shitposts as well.

Should be sleeping. Since quite a while back. But once again, was hoping for some answers - or at least a hint or a sliver of clarity in the eternal questions.

What's up with the tofu, and how does the robe stay up?

>>5725921
enormous tits hold it up

>>5725971

From above?

Cool thread tripfriends

>>5725921

>tofu

"Japanese people believe weird shit" is the best answer I can give you. It's not a great leap to believe that foxes enjoy tofu when you believe (and are terrified of) monkey-frog-turtles with bird beaks that are trying to steal things out of your asshole.

>>5725994
ITS TITTYMAGIC

>>5726016

>"Japanese people believe weird shit"

It's an answer that doesn't really answer anything, but it's by far the best answer so far.

Amikiri touhou, where?

>>5725994
pointy nipples

Any good Ran doujins?

"A lady I can really look up to"-SM

>>5726710

Ran + Yukari Extra by RaidenRabo

Yukari is feeling sexually frustrated, and so she releases the border between tentacle monster and Ran.

What ensues is tailtacle sex with a dominant Ran.

The /u/ crowd would have loved it if the tails weren't so penis-like.

Why are there so many pics sexualizing Ran? Ran is motherly. Would you fuck your mother, /jp/?

>>5727310
No, but I would fuck other peoples mothers

>>5727310
I try my hardest not to sexualize Ran
Everyone else is niggers though

>>5727310

Dem tails man. I don't like to sexualize Ran, but you know all the girls love them how thick and fluffy they are.

Reimu canonically thinks about how warm they must be.

>>5727310
Because I'm a jerk at heart. And motherly women awakens my jerk instincts.

>The more motherly they are, the more satisfying it is to steal her from her children and NTR them....
It's like corrupting something that's pure, but even better, it's the thing to do if you want to stain her perfect motherliness.
Even better than to kill all her children to get her back into heat, steal her body in front of them and make them watch as you have your way with her body and takes all her breast milk to yourself.

I have tofu in my fridge right now that I'm planning to deep fry.

>>5728216

/jp/, /jp/, let me in, I'm a kitsune.

Don't you believe in kitsunes?

>>5726122
i also remember them shintos believing that the world was made out of shit and vomit or something.

>>5731554
>>5731581
>>5731620
it's made by the same guy who did border of ectasy right ? there's a flash ?

I lost the nicovideo link to this:
http://dagobah.biz/flash/ero_toho.swf
/r/ the nicovideo link

>>5731992
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5814747
I only did it because you posted the Ran Darkholme image

>>5732140
Thank you, bro!
I watch this last year and I forget the name/link...

>>5732140
>Chen's voice

>>5732409
She sounds like Degiko.