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5720036 No.5720036 [Reply] [Original]

Well, what did you expect from Yuka? Of course Patchouli would say Yuka isn't trying to eat you. She's never met Yuka before. I suggest you take your tea with friendlier youkai, or else they'll take their tea with you!

>> No.5720045

Sorry, I'd rather be eaten by a bitch than hang out with one

>> No.5720044

Yeah, god forbid a youkai treat me to tea.

>> No.5720050

I think I'll just drink coffee instead.

>> No.5720065
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5720065

I'd rather be eaten by Suika.

>> No.5720084
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5720084

Sexual meaning.

>> No.5720097
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5720097

>>5720065

Not even Marlon Brando could believeably convey such horror.

>> No.5720114

>>5720097
I dunno if you dug him up it'd be kind of frightening.

>> No.5720120

>>5720065
You have shit taste in touhou's and fetishes

>> No.5720131

>>5720120
Future-poop is a shit fetish?

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>>5720114

It certainly would be frightening, but it wouldn't convey "the horror" as he wouldn't be playing Kurtz at the time.

>> No.5720153
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>>5720141
Ugh. Don't depict my wife as a giant mouth you bastard artists.

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>>5720153

But that's basically what she is.

>> No.5720186
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5720186

>>5720153

Apologies, but your... wife has an appetite worthy of Låge the master eater.

>> No.5720192

>>5720153
Rumia isn't waifu tier
She's 5 ranks below shit-tier

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5720194

>>5720173
You're basically a dick.
>>5720186
I wasn't blaming you, but thanks anyway.

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>>5720194

Seriously, there's no stopping her once she gets going. Unlike another infamous eating champion, she can even eat the final thin mint without exploding.

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>>5720194

Don't shoot the messenger. This is Fanontrice's fault.

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5720215

Does this picture make sense?
Isn't it too bright?

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>>5720215
Apparently Rumia can't use her power when asleep.

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>>5720206
I'm okay with this, but stay away from Yuyuko with that talk.

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5720297

Oh, Alice said that? That's ironic. I'm surprised she let you inside for tea. You're quite the charmer. Anyway, I know what Yuka is like. Please tell Alice she's mistaken.

>> No.5720307
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5720307

you got something to say to me say it to my face bitch

>> No.5720328
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5720328

I wonder if there's a reason nobody's come to see me in the past three months.

Oh well.

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>>5720084
>sexual meaning

>> No.5720362

>>5720328

I'd visit you, Yuuka. ;_;

>> No.5720373
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5720373

orz...

>> No.5720387 [DELETED] 

>>5720373
What kind of bricks will I shit if I do that?

>> No.5720396
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5720396

I'm mistaken?! I know what Yuka. I've met her. Patchouli only knows what's in her old books about youkai. And as for being surprised I let you inside of my house, I'm surprised she even let you talk to her!

>> No.5720411

>>5720387

botnet bricks.

>> No.5720423

>>5720396
Hm, you're right.
Mind if I live here with you, then?

>> No.5720428

>>5720396

both of you need to stop bickering and just admit that the time you scissored the shit out of each other in Voile was not a mistake, and that you're meant to be.

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>>5720428

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT, OKAY!?!

God, I should have never admitted that to you when I was drunk.

>> No.5720500

>>5720464
Remember that time when everyone conspired to get you drunk and fuck you?

Good times.

>> No.5720510

>>5720500
fapped hard to it

>> No.5721832

>>5720464
You'll be happier when you admit it~

>> No.5721967

Alice is my waifu

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