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Vampires do not exist!

>> No.5719867

What is George trying to write? I mean seriously.

inb4 the pleasure...

>> No.5719873

>>5719867
little girl

>> No.5719875

>>5719852
Red truth: A vampire is standing right in front of you.

>>5719867
"Ojou", that is, Young Lady. Flandre.

>> No.5719882

>>5719867
洋上 【ようじょう】 (n) on the sea or ocean, (P)
養女 【ようじょ】 (n) adopted daughter, foster daughter
妖女 【ようじょ】 (n) enchantress, vamp
幼女 【ようじょ】 (n) little girl
養生 【ようじょう】 (n) hygiene, health care, recuperation

Fucker should have used kanji.

>> No.5719884

>>5719867
Youjo means little girl. Seriously.

>> No.5719886

>>5719875
Fuck. I made a mistake. Youjo. Little Girl

>> No.5719891

>>5719875

>よ = O in Ojou

wat

Is this some obscure rule that I'm not yet aware of where "yo" becomes "o"?

>> No.5719896

I though that was a yo not o. Fucking dysgraphic.

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>>5719852
Yes, Battler, if you believe it hard enough, you might be able to put some of your intestines back together!

>> No.5719903

>>5719891
See >>5719886

I remembered it as Ojou. Checked again to make sure, found out I was mistaken. Corrected myself.

Still, if a vampire is in front of you, if the vampire just sucked blood out of someone, if you see two tiny fang marks on the victim's neck, can you truly disprove it?

>> No.5719911
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5719911

> vampires does not exist !
So this feet is an illusion, right?
You wouldn't want to lick it, riiiiiiiiight? Battleeeeeeeeeeer ???

>> No.5719912

>>5719903
Fake fangs loaded with poison.

>> No.5719929

>>5719882
>【ようじょ】 (n) enchantress, vamp
>【ようじょ】 (n) little girl
I hope i am not the only one who find this disturbing.

>> No.5719927

I miss exorcist anon.

Does he still post on /x/?

>> No.5719937

>>5719912
The victim shows clear signs of having its blood drained through its neck.

The person in front of you has large fangs, and there is some blood in her teeth and her clothes.

>> No.5719940

>>5719903

Gotcha. I was about to be like FFFFFUUUUUUUU over another random pronunciation rule like ん where it changes sound randomly. Like, Sempai, Tempura, and then Nihon and Honda. I had always thought people were tarding out throwing "M" sounds in there but then I got schooled.

>> No.5719941

>>5719937
bullshit

>> No.5719955

>>5719937
you know how easy it is too drain the blood from a corpse and then poke someone in the neck twice?

Go look up Explained vampire murders.

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>>5719927
I'm not sure if you mean me. I often preached my raw, instinctual dislike of vampires on this board. A year ago I was attacked by a bitter vampire and got bit.

Can't really preach hate for something you are.

>> No.5719969

>>5719963
That girl is kinda cute. Who is she?

>> No.5719972
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>>5719969
I feel this overpowering urge to cut the little bits of webbing between your fingers.

>> No.5719982

>>5719972
Isn't it sad.

>> No.5719991

>>5719911
>So this feet
>feet
FOOT
IT'S FOOT
FOOT IS THE PROPER WORD TO BE USED IN THIS CONTEXT

>> No.5719994

>>5719972
>>5719963
Sure you can.
I hate jews.

>> No.5719998

>>5719972
Webbing between fingers?! What are you some kind of mutant fishman?

>> No.5720003

>>5719969
No one important

>> No.5720009

>>5719991

YOUR lecturing someone for grammar here? Even if they read the thread, THERE just going TOO keep on fucking it up.

>> No.5720013

>>5719998
Vestigial webbing, most likely used for swimming. Clear sign that humans did not come from monkeys.

>> No.5720015

>>5719998
The little bits. Hold your fingers apart, you'll see them.

>> No.5720016

>>5720009
> YOUR

>> No.5720022

>>5720013
No wonder black people don't swim

>> No.5720029

>>5720013
Aquatic ape theory bitches.

>> No.5720037

>>5720022
If I recall correctly, the title for fastest swimmer is owned by a black man.

However, on average, black people suck at swimming compared to other humans.

>> No.5720056

>>5720029
Quite possible. No fossils anywhere though.

Still, humans did not come from those horrid feces slinging freaks. I propose the systematic extermination of each and every single one of them.

Planet of the Apes? I am not even going to risk the chance.

>> No.5720081

>>5720056
You know children do sling feces.

I worked at a burgerking with a playplace when I was younger and every 3 weeks or so we'd have some mom yelling at us because her kid was covered in some other kids shit.

>> No.5720086

>>5720056
>horrid feces slinging freaks did not come from horrid feces slinging freaks

>> No.5720096

>>5720016

>YOUR
>THERE
>TOO
>all capitalized and used in the improper manner

sarcasm detectors have failed, sir

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5720674

I just need blood nowadays. I satiate my need for violence with guro, and I continue to fight evil spirits and cruel beings.

By the way, does anyone have the game over screen from this game where the girl is impaled on 6-7 spikes at once?

>> No.5720699

>>5720674

Why is there a butcher knife in reimu's chest?

>> No.5720744

>>5720096
>THERE
>TOO

But... but those two are used correctly... I always use them that way...

>> No.5720780

Evolution theory never claimed that humans come from monkeys (as in, the kind of monkeys that live today)
Seriously, it's ridiculous how many people get this wrong.
They have a common ancestor from which they evolved, which may sound similar but really isn't.

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5720821

How can you deny the existence of a being who's more powerful than a god?

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5720864

WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~

>> No.5720961

>>5720864
Dio is a little bitch. Scum, just like his father was.

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>>5720961
I agree. Kira is a much more refined JoJo villain.

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>>5721278
But Cars was the strongest.

>> No.5722144

>>5719911
I would gladly clean her feet with my tongue.

>> No.5722166

>>5721292

but he cant beat stands

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>>5720246
Sakutarou is Jesus
Calling it now

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