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>have to piss
>dont want to get up
>dont want to piss in pants tho

What would you do /jp/?

>> No.5709697

Ask /jp/ for advice.

>> No.5709696

piss on the floor

>> No.5709698

have any empty pop bottles?

>> No.5709702

In before diaperfags.

>> No.5709705

Shitpost on /jp/ while pissing myself. Reported, stealth sage etc.

>> No.5709707

Don't wear pants retard

>> No.5709714

hold it in until I'm done or until I really really need to go. I'm not a five year old.

>> No.5709718

>>5709693
If something like that happens and I don't have any empty bottles around, I usually just piss in my trash can.

>> No.5709719
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5709719

>posting kaguya's pic with a stupid topic

>> No.5709727

Get up, walk to the bathroom, piss.

Drink a glass of water to keep my fluid levels right.

Yeah.

>> No.5709730

>>5709719

>> No.5709736

piss in your mouth

>> No.5709740
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5709740

>He doesn't have an empty soda bottle beside his bed.

>> No.5709742

When did we go wrong?

>> No.5709743

I'm just going to imagine that everyone in this thread is female to make it a bit more pleasant.

>> No.5709745

>>5709743
Good. Autism is always the way to go.

>> No.5709747

>>5709743
Oh god the thought of female NEETs who haven't been out of the house or taken a bath for weeks pissing into plastic bottles while sitting at their computers makes me SO HORNEY

>> No.5709753
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5709753

>>5709740
>He calls them soda bottles instead of pop bottles

>> No.5709756

Thanks for the thread, OP. I kind of had the same problem and I decided to just go to the bathroom, just because I don't want to end up like you. Enjoy your wet underwear/floor.

>> No.5709766

>>5709743
Females who are too overweight and lazy to leave their computer for a second; who probably have hemorrhoids from eating improperly and never moving all day; and a yeast infection from not bathing, pissing into bottles stored at their feet. Their thick yellow piss mixing with month-old soda scum left at the bottom of their bottles; their putrid breath billowing out off of their unbrushed teeth as they sigh with relief~

>> No.5709771

>>5709753
They're coke bottles even if they've had something other than coke in them.

>> No.5709784

>>5709756
No, it's cool. I went to the bathroom because I'm not a pig that hoards trash and empty bottles in my room.

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5709786

>>5709753
>He thinks I give a shit for what you fat americans call it

>> No.5709787

>>5709747
Same here.

>> No.5709790

>>5709766
Oh god, please continue *fap fap fap*

>> No.5709794

>pop bottles
That just sounds low class.

>> No.5709799

Floor.

>> No.5709811

>>5709693
JESUS CHRIST, GET UP AND GO PISS YOU LAZY BASTARD.

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>>5709786
>He thinks I'm American
>>5709771
>He's an American

>> No.5709823

How flexible are you, if you can get your dick in your mouth you can let it go through for a second cycle

>> No.5709825

>>5709813
doubles?

>> No.5709832

>>5709766

Rule of genderflip is that it makes everything pretty.

Immmaaaagggiiinnnaaatttiiioonnnn, Anon.

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