/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Gran Turismo > Moero

GT5 = Otome Function

>implying we want realistic looking women in our eroge

No thanks. Gran turismo is awesome anyway, I'd rather play that than masturbate.

what about a VN wherein the main character is actually a sports car racer

>>5701826
or better yet the main character IS the sports car

>>5701836
you be revving my engines, iykwim

>>5701836
Personified car girls.
Toyota-chan, Honda-san, Ford-tan, Hummer-sama

>>5701856
Hummer-sama is fat, eats a lot and farts a lot.
Suzuki-chan is elegant, healthy and fuel-efficient.

Calling it now.

But then said eroge would never come out.

>>5701953
Chevy has big american titties and blonde hair.

>>5701856
Nissan-san is mai waifu but I like to go out with Subaru-chan every once in a while.

Ford is a tomboy because "Built Ford Tough".

>>5701993
Daewoo-san is ugly as hell

>>5701953
Subaru-san is an outdoor type, but she also enjoys shopping.
Her only friends are Jeep-kun and Land Rover-san - they only keep in touch online because they both live in the US.

>>5702013
Land Rover-san is an ojou-sama because she costs so fucking much with a boyish side to her.

Since Subaru cars are the most gay-friendly, Subaru-tan should be a lesbian.

Toyota-chan is a really reliable childhood friend, but everybody started scurrilous rumors about her when you entered high school together.

Porsche-chan is a spoiled tsundere ojou-sama

Saber for Ferrari.

>>5701806
What, custom girl 3D with great character models and shitty backgrounds?

Porsche-tan is my waifu

>>5702041
>Since Subaru cars are the most gay-friendly

what

>>5702045
Porsche would be a tall, curvy, healthy woman with big shoes.

>>5701836
>or better yet the main character IS the sports car

I ended up with Volvo-kun

What did I do wrong

>>5702041
>Subaru cars are the most gay-friendly
How did you work that one out?
No, really. How?

>>5702045
> spoiled tsundere ojou-sama

Mini-cooper-tan is the loli imouto of the MC.
Renault-san doesn't shave her armpits.
Ferrari-sama is rich a rich ojou-sama type girl.

>>5702063
>healthy

Porche's are pieces of shit that look like babby toy cars.

I don't care whats under the hood, they still look like girly pieces of shit. There's no way it'd be a woman like that.

>>5702066
BAD END #3

>>5701989
Wait, wait, wait!
I think Nii-san would go better as the best friend of the protag car.

>>5702046
Lambo

>>5702063
Porsches are small and light, boof.

>>5702072
Mini-tan is the loli track star. She tries her best and always wins.

>>5702046
>>5702086

But Saber can actually turn without coming to an almost complete stop

>>5702071
PERFECT

Aston Martin-chan is the maid. No one that classy could be anything but the maid.

>>5702070
>>5702061
gaywheels.com

>>5702089
Not these days.

>>5702101
And she is tsundere for Jaguar who is also a maid.

>>5702101
Mybach-tan is the head maid.

>>5702102
what the.

GET OVER HERE AND FUCK ME

>>5702099
Then who would you say she is?

Volkswagen-san grew up in the country, but now she's living with her sister Audi-san.

VW-san can't really compare to Audi-san most of the time in terms of raw specifications, but she's very friendly and way more down to earth than her sister who can come off as a stuck-up bitch every now and then.

>>5702086
No, no. Neco-Arc is Lambo.

>>5702102
how can a car be or not be gay friendly? It's a fucking car.

>>5702122
I like women who can turn

>>5702124
I don't know.

And we're still missing a lot of big names, so maybe one of them.

Who is yandere? Kia?

>>5702126
VW-san is clunky, beat up loli you nurse back to health after finding her abandoned in a junkyard.

>>5702144
Kia is the shitty one who kills herself in the beginning on the VN to signal the start of the plot.

Lada-san is the completely crazy Russian yandere.
Toyota Prius-chan is actually a trap Because she's a hybrid, get it?
AMC-chan is fucking ugly, bad end.

>>5702165
>amc-chan is ugly.

what about the javelin?

>>5702144
Kia is pig disgusting corea bad end

>>5702133
Subaru giving special deals to gay married couples.

>>5702174
Subaru is the dirty girl who wants nothing but your sperm.

end of discussion.

Civic or Integra for NTR route

>>5702151
You haven't seen any of the newer models, have you?
They're pretty damned nice, I think.

I don't really know much about these things, but didn't VW do something with Skoda so that now they're practically the same cars except for some details?

I'd think more of Skoda as that beat up loli who got out of the drugs abuse and back on her feet.

>>5702144
Something you like to start with, but get scared of later?
I don't know, probably something Italian or French.

>>5702188
Civic is the hard knock ghetto kid who wants to do something great with her life.

I will only agree to this if the car I drive in real life shows up, or at least makes a cameo.

Pic highly related.

sup

Wait, are the cars turned into girls or are they girls who drive the car they represent?

>>5702210
nice house

>>5702210
That brings back memories, all those private times we've had in there~

>>5702205
>Something you like to start with, but get scared of later?
MG or Alfa Romeo

And old VW where tanks, they where unstoppable.

Then the MK3's started production and everything went to hell.

Childhood friend that was always around when you were younger type.

>>5702214
The girls are moe-anthropomorphized cars.

>>5702214
>are they girls who drive the car they represent?
This is my idea, with the personalities reflecting the cars' general characteristics like they're described ITT.

Who will protagonist be?

>>5702046
>>5702071
>>5702086
Scion

Generic moeblob

What about Meido? Ford Focus?

>Thread about moe-anthropomorphized cars and their personality traits

This is why I love you /jp/.

>>5702272
Meido is Bentley-tan AM-tan

>>5702264
A Niisan, duh.

What car gonna fill the slut position? Ford Focus since it is popular amongst normals?

DONK-tan

Gran Turismo Forever

>No trucks mentioned

Yall niggas is babbies, I'll be laughing while I have to tow you because your overpriced piece of shit couldn't turn at more than 2 miles an hour without losing control.

related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAfRzbC3nLc

>>5702299
Cyborg loli who does her best to protect you.

>>5702280

>Bentley-tan
Ojou-sama. Offensively british.

>>5702316
Wow that is one ugly motherfucker holy shit.

>>5702241
Well, I think there should be list of options to choose from before the game starts about old beaters you're familiar with.

My friend took over an old Nissan Sunny from his dad. If it stood still with the front pointing up a hill it'd start to smell like gasoline inside the car, there was a garden chair behind the driver's seat (because his dad had cracked it by leaning back), and all sorts of other things were wrong and shitty about that car, but it still drove around.

>>5702316

And this?

>>5702299
Redneck

>>5702292
Fake tits, fake lips, fake ass, fake hair, fake skin, fake teeth, fake nails, etc.

>>5702325
3 starters.

240z-tan: Always tries to hard to impress you

Crown Victoria-tan: Personality is common, but she worked her way into your heart

MK1 golf-tan: Loli with abusive parents, she spends time with you to get away from them.

>>5702328
Chubby path

Will there be 3 factions in the game? United States vs Japan vs Germany

>>5702362
I'll take MK1 golf

>>5702288
Mercedes.

You're interested when you see her, but when you read about all the shit other people have experienced with her, you're sort of reluctant.
You decide to try it out anyway. You might actually be in for a sweet ride until the yandere kicks in.

You flaunt her in the city, but you know about the rust deep down.

>>5702386
muscle, import and exotic

>>5702351
Hell yeah! A loli trying to disguise herself as a grown-up girl!
Just like Kirara in May Club.

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>>5702394
>I can't afford a Mercedes and mommy won't let me get my license

Slut path

>>5702386
You forgot Italy, England, Korea...

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATRE

>>5702422

boof boof boof boof boof boof

/beatboxing

>>5702386
I like that idea.

Other European and Asian countries can be unlocked later, of course.

Dark side of the moon: classical cars.

Not in the game: Tata - we don't want people to die.

Whatever truck or SUV that shows up will end up murdering half the cast, just like if they got in a car accident in real life.

mai waifu

Is the pic in OP supposed to be "good graphics". The car models look like something straight out of a N64 game, except with bloom.

>>5702434
Oh god.

Loli's crashing into each other and bursting into flames.

>>5702408
Well, I got the license.
$2000 worth of legally driving other people's cars because I can't afford my own.
I have absolutely no use for one anyway.

>>5702434

I have an idea!

Also, are we gonna have eurobeats playing during the H-scenes?

>>5702446
Banchou character who fucks everyone up.

>>5702448

SPEED SPEED LOVER
GAME'S NOT OVER

>>5702434
>implying she won't kill herself from falling on the side and rolling around because of going out of control in a high speed evasive maneuver.

>>5702462
>evasive
>not purposefully smashing the other lolis

>>5702448
MADE OF FIRE
I'M MADE OF FIRE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS444ELMNA0

>>5702453
WOAH WOAH WOAH

>>5702453
LOVE EXPLOSION FOR YOU?

>>5702475

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mP3qtdtlpc

>>5702475
I have yet to find a eurobeat song that doesn't have the words "fire", "desire", "night" or "dancing/dance"

Also, what personality does AE86-chan have?

Ok, any gameplay elements? Actual racing or simple VN mechanics?

>>5702507
The same as Takumi does.

>>5702510
I can't imagine a eroge developer doing any kind of decent driving mechanics.

So no, just text and CGs.

>>5702510
>Racing
text text text
[let honda pass you]
[let toyota pass you]
[let mercedes pass you]

All options up with you getting smashed into by a truck and dying. There is no good end, it's like Kirari's route only it's the only one.

Did I smell the awesome smell of Initial D over here..?

>>5702518
Or it could be kinda like F/SN, where the actually smart choices end up with a bad end, but the stupid ones end up with you getting saved by luck.

>>5702516
Maybe they could add choices like in this one.

This:
>>5701969
They'd only release a promo and we'd be waiting for the game... but it'll never come.
Sort of like Katawa Sho... :O
KS IS GT VN!

>>5702559
> :O
get out

Retard route.

>OPEN ME UP, I WANT YOU INSIDE ME

>YES, COME INSIDE ME

every H scene.

>>5702501
I don't think I'll ever be able to fap while listening to some of this shit.
I used to have something on my HDD, but every time it popped up on the playlist while shuffling, I'd end up skipping it.
Maybe I should at least get Domino's "Popteen" again since I actually liked that song.
But the gibberish lyrics of, say, Franz Tornado - wat?

>>5702572
The only h-scenes are when they are getting gas.

They end in about 2 minutes, but the windows get cleaned at least.

>>5702576
I pity you.

CANNOT HAVE

SHE DOESN'T HAVE A ROUTE

>>5702576

Franz Tornado is awesome, what is WRONG with you?

I'm gonna listen to Super Euro Flash just because you said that. Hell, I'm gonna go for a drive and play it as loudly as possible on my speaker system, and people will be all like "That nigga's crazy" like they always do when they see me styling with my Eurobeat.

>>5702589
Side friend-girl who never gets a route even in spin-offs or secondary games.

>>5702570
Make me.
:P

>>5702591
Bah, you pull that off because you're black.

Feels bad man.

Super flexible gymnast.

>>5702613
Who is hiding that she has a terminal disease.

Every H scene

>>5702591
>they see me styling with my Eurobeat

Fuck me, this sounds awesome. I'm gonna do it too. What car do you have ?

>>5702618
Yes, dying is very moe

Body builder.

>>5702613
Goddamn, I hate Elise-chan.

Ugly little shit.

>>5702591
Well, I'd probably have to make a Eurobeat CD for my car if I ever get one, but I'd be more likely to be driving around playing some moe shit or some random OP themes.

>>5702623

A Lincoln Town Car with a sweet-ass sound system, as I mentioned earlier. I also have limo tint for maximum style.

Bulimic

>>5702625

SHE'S SUCH AN OVERACHIEVER TOO

That one who's kinda goth

>>5702628
>He doesn't have an ipod/iphone hookup in his car

>>5702639
I don\t even have a car in the first place. Fuck.

hope there's a rally arc

>>5702646

Insane route

>>5702664
them chickenz

Also; that pink car in the back is hella fly.

>>5702650
Subaru-chan! Ganbatte!!

>>5702678
>hella
>fly

>>5702690

>>5702690
>u
>mad

I thought of "mad fly" immediately after submitting the post, by the way.

Otaku girl route

Emotionally damaged moe

Didn't they set the release date for November 2? Are people still making jokes about DNF?

>>5702699
Make that a painted Fiat Multipla instead.

Closer to the disgusting reality.

Ojou-sama route ?

>>5702707
we already have like 20 ojou-samas

>>5702701
It's because of the drugs.

Itasha-chan is highly skilled and everyone thinks she's cold and serious but she is a closet otaku

We need a ganguro car too. Something like this.

>>5702699
>>5702720
hell yeah

>>5702710
no, it's because emotions = apex seals

>>5702736

but what car would be the compulsory bro character?

>>5702707
She has DAT ASS

>>5702754
He'd be a motorcycle.

>>5702752
This one definelty.
Ugly and looking for attention.

>>5702736
Perfect fit.

>>5702710
Did someone say drugs?

Drifting = sex

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delinquent girl

ONII-CHAN

>>5702810
the fuck

Massive tits route

>>5702818
You sick toddlercon...

>>5702831
I'd hit it.

>>5702831
dem tits

Psycho route

>>5702831
MASSIVE

magical girl route

>>5702818
>>5702836
This is a road to hell!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EBw_da7BZk

Ninja route

>>5702851
another psycho

>>5702831

radiators on the back of the car...


wait, what?

Pack rat route

>>5702878
the fuck is this?

Another cyborg

>>5702851
Is that Il Tempo Gigante!?

I fucking love you Boof!

>>5702931
That's truck-cyborg's boyfriend - there is no route for either of them but they are always around as friend characters.

>>5702914
concept

Godfathers daughter route

>>5702941
Forgot my better pic.

MANLY route

What about cars for specific fetishes like S&M or fisting?

>>5702949
This is one of the routes you think will be bad end - but then it's not even after foreshadowing a bunch.

While you pick the nice girl and then Banchou shows up and demolishes everyone.

Baddass route

>>5702964
>fisting

>>5702955

one blown v8 isn't manly enough for your shit?

TRY FIVE OF THEM THEN, MOTHERFUCKER.

humiliation fetish.

Has this really not been done yet? Please, someone make this into a VN

>>5703005
Small shota with BIG PENIS route.

I can't wait until this comes out.

I'm going to be blasting my Eurobeats while driving like a Space Boy.

Delorean-chan is the disabled girl with a tearjerker ending.

Guess I'll be one of those irrelevant side characters whose sole purpose is to justify the presence of the Main Character...

;_;

>>5704625
fuk u fakg

>>5704592
mo, thats the time traveler girlfriend route

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uhzANgHFbs

Eurobeat on /jp/? Now I've seen everything!

>>5705744
I'm pretty sure every board on 4chan has the occasional eurobeat thread.

>>5702702
Yea, the release date was revealed at E3