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but i was out 7 hours ago

But I do enjoy just laying in the sunshine in my backyard.

But it's gon' rain today.

I don't want to anyway. Whenever I used to step outside the sun would burn my eyes. I always was squinting and getting headaches. Fucking sun. Fucking people. Fucking niggers everywhere. Fuck.

>>5701829
I'll also have less wrinkles when I'm old and no skin cancer. Feels good man.

Normal people don't enjoy the sunlight.

The sun rays are too strong, the floor is way too bright.

Last time I went outside, I was ambushed by a gang.

Fuck the outdoors.

I was out earlier this morning, watching the tortoise graze (I can't let her out alone or she'll run off into the forest or the neighbors' yards; bitch is suprisingly fleet of foot).

>>5701880
Yeah they do

Am I the only one here who loves being outside? It's very nice and relaxing to me, especially when you're in a place with no people and can't hear any cars or anything. It's just you and nature.

but that's a happy thing

>>5701907
The plants enjoy the sun, it's like sex for them.

I would like to go outside and enjoy the weather but I'm a social retard who is unconfortable going outside so I spend the whole day in my room.

I tried, but I didn't enjoy it.

Especially due to terrible sunburns.

sunlight and florescent light give me migrains

>>5701829
Why would I go outside, there's nothing to do out there.

Actually, due to my never getting sunlight, when I DO go out for some ol' vitamin D synthesis about once a week, I probably enjoy it more than most people.

I love the fact that "applying sun lotion" is seen as a nerdy and silly thing.

Just looking at the stats for skin cancer makes me crack up a smile.
So many ignorant idiots in my vicinity are going to die a painful death.

>>5701964
Same, it's like 104 here. Fuck that.

Yes, the sun rays kill your skin cells.

It's mid-summer in a heat wave for me, in the hottest part of the afternoon. Going outside for the sun would be a baaaaaad idea.

>>5701957

>implying slathering chemicals into your skin won't give you cancer anyway

I like going outside, but I don't really like being around people. If I lived out in the middle of nowhere with nobody around for miles, I'd probably go outside all the time. I particularly like going for walks at 3:00 AM or so, but it got to the point after a while that every time a car would drive by, I'd half-expect I was about to get shot or something. (Completely ridiculous, but I've always had that sort of paranoia or whatever; there was a period of several years where every night I expected to be killed in my sleep, even though logically I knew it was absurd. Every night I'd lay awake for around 3-4 hours before I was finally able to fall asleep. Thankfully I at least got over that much.) But yeah. Maybe if I weren't such a NEET I could actually make some money and live like the hermit I've always wanted to be, but for now I'll have to be content hiding away inside my mother's house.

I am black and laugh at all the whiteys that get sunburned even after applying sunblock.

>>5701967

Air kills your skin cells.

Fuck, skin cells are dying every second of your life.

They're just growing back just as fast.

After about 6 hours, every single living skin cell in your body will have either died or underwent mitosis.

>>5701981
I'm white and laugh at blacks for being black.

Going outside is for peasants.

>>5701998
This.

>>5701829
That really hit home OP ;__;

>>5701998
>>5702002
Suit yourselves, whiteys.

>>5701829

Sunlight is extremely comfortable in 100 degree weather.

dude, it's 7.41am and it's raining. fuck going outside.

Sun is the enemy

>>5701964
This. Between the heat and humidity, I'd rather stay inside.

Not that I really have any place to go anyway.

;_;

>>5701829
that's how niggers are born.
i ain't gonna be a nigga!

>sunlight
>enjoy

Reported.

>>5701829
I'm nocturnal by nature and photosensitive. I like the sunshine and it can be pretty. I mostly only see it in the summer tho since i.e. winter time I simply sleep trough the daylight hours.
Having said that I don't really give two shits about "enjoying the sunshine like normal people"

But I'm perfectly normal, OP.

>>5702203
Yeah, same here. Kind of pisses me off when people tell me I should get onto a "normal" sleeping schedule. What for? It's not like I really have any commitments during the day anyway. Well, I'm not always nocturnal, but I tend to live on a 25 hour or so day, so it just kind of creeps forward as time goes on.