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So I was shitting on the floor as usual, but it didn't want to come out, so I put a finger inside, and it felt so AMAZING, it gave me an instant boner. So there I was fingering my ass with one hand and stroking my dick with the other hand. It felt soooo good. Then the moment I orgasmed, the shit that was still inside finally bursted all over the floor, and at the same time I fell and landed on my shit. So now one side of my hair is covered in cum and the other is covered in shit. But the smell of sperm mixed with poop is actually kind of interesting.

>> No.5696993

Reported and hidden

>> No.5696997

Typical /jp/ user. You guys are disgusting.

>> No.5697001

>>5696993
Just sharing my story, bro, no need to get mad.

>> No.5697003

>>5696997
Typical normalfag. What are you doing on /jp/?

>> No.5697005

I would try this, but I never really can be bothered washing my hair and shit in it would force me to do that.

>> No.5697007

You're not funny.

>> No.5697028

>>5697003

"Hurr durr NORMALFAG" "Look at me i'm so special i like to shit on the floor" Fucking disgusting pigs. No wonder no one likes you faggots. Please kill yourself.

>> No.5697029

>>5697005

ewwwwwww it must be all greasy

>> No.5697043

>>5697028
Nice trolling bro.

>> No.5697047

uh yeah, majority of us are just social outcasts by choice i think, and no one actually shit's on the floor.

>> No.5697050

>>5697047
speak for yourself, faggot.
Get out of /jp/

>> No.5697059

Do you people seriously just shit on the floor? Do you not care about the smell?

I have a shitting box in my room, and I always close it after shitting.

>> No.5697063

>>5697059
>shitting box

Get out, normalfag. You're no better than toilet users.

>> No.5697064

>>5697043

Someone who thinks your way of life is disgusting and abnormal is a troll nowadays? Well, whatever. Enjoy your
pitiful life. I'm out.

>> No.5697067
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>> No.5697079
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5697079

You've got some nerve stealing my shitty material.

You even used my Kaguya image. I'm so mad I could shit in a toilet.

>> No.5697077

>>5697064
Nice late reply bro.

>> No.5697078

Floor shitting threads are what make /jp/ worth coming to.

>> No.5697075

You guys still shit on the floor?

Get on with the times, I succeeded in turning my toilet into a 2D girl the other day. She now begs for my shit and I caught her trying to eat it right out of my anus with her long tongue while I was sleeping.

>> No.5697082

>>5697079
i lol'd

>> No.5697087
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5697087

>>5697079
Bring it on, we must solve this with a shitting contest.

Do be warned, I am a bonnacon and have the annual /jp/ shitting contest record of 12 miles.

>> No.5697089

>>5697079

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp?task=search2&search_media_hash=aTJGia5fngF3zDgunYHUY
g&offset=24

Your image was first used in 2010, newfriend. Shitting threads have been here a lot longer than that.

>> No.5697102

>>5697089
I've added dots to it in Paint because other people kept using it, so it's technically a different image as far as easymodo is concerned.

It's still my shit.

>> No.5697107

>>5697102
>It's still my shit.
And keep it to yourself.

>> No.5697121

>>5697089
>You've got some nerve stealing my shitty material.

>Don't you give me that shit, I practically started the true NEET crap.

>Quit using my shitty meme.

>I create 99% of the NEET threads and I've been busy.

>Oh look, another fag stealing my shitty meme.


Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up, no one cares whose meme this is.

>> No.5697138

>>5697121
I do.

>>5697107
/jp/ is my shit box, I'll shit where I want.

>> No.5697157

>>5697138
What happened? You called your mom to help you with a cool comeback?

>> No.5697196

>>5697157
My mom is dead you jerkface.

Also, I would hardly call that a "cool comeback". I'm just inanely shitting on /jp/.

>> No.5697205

>>5697196
Way to keep the mom's subject when she is dead.

Sorry, either way. ;_;

>> No.5697214

>>5697205
>he actually believes him

hahaha you are such a faggot.

>> No.5697218

>>5697214
>calling someone a faggot on /jp/
Go back to bed, kid.

>> No.5697221

>>5697218
y u mad tho?

>> No.5697256

>>5697221
Stop that man, my mother died that way.
Internet is REALLY serious business.

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