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Want a beer?

<Insert generic joke involving faith here>

Hug her from behind while she's doing stuff, kiss her neck and start undoing her top.

Slap her with my dick. If she doesn't take a hint, I'm finding another waifu. She is supposed to ask me for sex in the first place.

>>5696185
Be careful anonymous, you might get cut.

Here's some cake. Let's fuck.

"I am the fuck man," I would explain.

>>5696250
I am the fuck man anonymous explains anonymous explains.

Gotta love these shitty threads

I can't imagine having sex even in 2D. It's a concept completely alien to me and I'll be distanced from it for the rest of my life.

nice shoes, lets fuck.
What? so shoot me.

Hey, uh
Do you want to d-do it tonight, Parsee?

According to toybox doujins, they'll let me fuck their tits if I ask nicely and make a pouting face.

she must approach me and see my erection, it work every time in a doujin

Get in the same rooms as she, get naked and start to masturbate with nonchalance.

oh you

We would undress and start kissing each other, until "oh my, it's that big already!" still facing me, because it obviously is touching her. Always work on doujins and stuff.

I said come in! Don't stand there!

>>5696006
You don't fuck Parsee. Expect some NTR instead.

>>5696699
Shit, I guess it's true. Seen as she have power over jealousy, NTR would be right up her alley.

>>5696699

Parshit is shit and I want nothing to do with her.

You. Me. Sex. Now.

>>5696892

Sorry, I don't want got AIDS.

I've never had to ask, they all beg for it

Me: On you knees bitch!
Her: Sorry I don`t have a tongue to pleasure you with.
Me: ;_;

I say "I want to do you.", she will stop whatever she is doing and take it.

I wouldn't ask for sex, I would be content with patting her head while she sleeps or holding hands with her.

Of course this is in an ideal world where I am a girl.

rape

i wouldn't ask, we would get caught up in the heat of passion in my room as we ferociously kiss and as we start to undress each other she takes notice at how aroused i am and then I lose all self control as i rip off what clothing she has left. I then proceed to turn on the stereo playing an IOSYS mix and things just got serious

I wouldn't
I don't even masturbate to her
I can't allow myself to defile her

>>5696953

Blind, stun, and trip her while she runs around, then catch her in a net and put her to sleep so I can get my reward. Might even break her body a bit beforehand while she writhes on the ground.

I would press myself against her and say "i want sum loving~"

>>5696006

I have husbando.

Typical fondle her from behind while she's at the kitchen counter in only an apron scene.

>>5696988

Oh shut up Dan..

I don't have lewd thoughts of my waifu so I'm not sure. It would probably be something that just happens naturally yet awkwardly.

Ask? I certainly would do no such thing, id rape whether she wanted it or not

"Okay, tomorrow's going to be tough, so let's mana transfer."

>>5697084

Oh haha oh wow nice work anon

>>5697084
>>5697407

same autistic