/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>haven't been here in a long time
>want me to eat you
Not too good at putting two and two together, are you?

Don't mind me. Just a Kamen Rider passing through, you don't have to remember that.

But my meat is probably stringy and lactic acidy from my workout regimen.

No thanks! I've decided to give my body to someone else! Goodbye Yuuka~

Is that a 'yes'?

If I were to be eaten or killed by any touhou I'd want it to be Yuuka
This is my fetish.jpg

inb4 someone posts that fucked up copypasta

>>5689938
I think I'd prefer Rumia.

Ranka Tree.

>>5689924
only if you promise to be gentle. goddamnit, i'm gonna develop a new fetish at this rate.

Sorry, no. No eating.

>>5689955
Rumia would be worth losing a few fingers or toes to if you got to see her smile.

>>5689859

It's not very nice to delete my posts when they are perfectly on topic, meido.


Ranka Tree.

whore!

>>5690019
You meant CHEATER!

My body is for pleasure not sustenance.

MY BODY IS READY

>>5690044
but is it ready?

Does Yuuka even actually eat anyone? I thought plants absorbed their nutrients from the sun, soil and water.

>>5690062
For what?

>>5690074
I'll take that as a no.

>>5690084
well it'd be easier to prepare for something I had known was coming.

So, you don't want me to eat you..

>>5690084
That image reminds me of the scene from DOOM where the crawler thing is in the dark as fuck tunnel and it opens its 2 eyes
Then it opens 4 more eyes and mauls a guy

>>5690101
Their bodies must not have been ready.

>>5690089

I hope my body can take it.

/r/ing copy pasta>>5689938

I wonder if I could request her to suck me off to my final orgasm before eating me. After all, if she has a taste for raw human meat, she would probably be pretty fond of the taste of semen.

At least, Remilia would like the taste of it anyway, if she likes blood.

>>5690074
It seems your body is not ready.

>>5690366
I don't think so Tim

>>5690424
Well, at least my fetish of Remilia drinking Sakuya's period blood is still a valid theory. ;_;

>>5690443
Doujin, please.

>>5690443

There was a rather long Remi/Sakuya thread in the distant past which deconstructed vampires' relation to period blood.
If I recall right, it was theorized that period blood would be to a vampire the approximate equivalent of what college noodle diet or McDonald's is to a human. Not exactly "food", but it has what it takes to stay alive.

>>5690366

Believe it or not, but vampires' ability to feed on semen was discussed in the same thread.
Think it was agreed that it depends on the setting. If the setting has vampires drinking blood for medical, biological reasons, then not. If the setting has vampires drinking blood because it contains some sort of unspecified "life force", then perhaps.

>>5690552
Stop that!
Stop ruining my fetishes!
;_;

I hope you choke on me

>>5690552
>life force
We talkin' about vampires?

>>5689938
Fucked up copypasta of Yuuka where?

Getting eaten by Yuuka might sound good in theory.
Though even if you love Yuuka and would do anything for her, you'd probably start resisting and making a mess unless she snapped your neck right in the beginning.
I have a hard time imagining it being any nice at all.

>>5690712
I'd probably groan and fidget, but in the end it'd feel real good man

You are now imagining her licking your fingertips ever so seductively, nibbling little by little at your skin. She sucks your finger a little longer, savoring you. You smile and place your hand on her head. Just as you do this, she shoots a smile back at you, only you can actually sense the malice behind hers that is not present in yours. She sucks harder, licks more furiously and her teeth sink down further and further.

Tighter, tighter, tighter. Her mouth closes around your finger gradually. You feel her teeth begin to pierce through your skin, her tongue wrapping around to catch the blood trickling slowly from the opening she makes.

Pleasure turns to pain. You begin to feel your finger tearing apart. When you feel as if you can't take it anymore, you hear it, the one defining sound that tells you she's done playing with her meal. The crunching of bone inside her mouth. Your mind takes a second to realize how much pain you're in. You scream at the top of your lungs and attempt to pull out, but she keeps hr firm grip on you. You've pulled out slightly, enough to spray her face with your bodily fluids. For a second, she doesn't resist, and smiles, scooping up your nectar with her free and and giving it a taste. She puts you back into her mouth and sucks even more furiously, as you let out a stream into her mouth that doesn't seem to be ending. You try to hold it back, but it won't stop flooding into her.

>>5690824
I have some fucked up fetishes

>>5689859
SHE'S HERE━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>5690592

Yeah, vampires. Blood and fangs and creatures of the night, the whole show.

Actually ma'am, I need you to help me start a vegetable garden.

All the drugs in my system would make her freak the fuck out.

As you try to resist again, she forces you down to the ground and presses her body weight against you to pin you down. She continues her meal, moving further down your hand, eating little by little. The pain is unbearable, but it's far too late to turn back now. You are at her mercy, as she eats you little by little, finding pleasure in your twisted facial expression and moans of agony. In the midst of your painful ordeal, you feel something else, something down in your nether regions. You can't look down, you dare not even look anywhere below your neck right now, but you can certainly feel something. You realize what it is as you try to focus on it, and it's enough for you to face your fear and actually look down for clarification.

There she is, eyes closed, now up to your elbow sucking you dry with her closed eyes. You look down further and see her wildly grinding her hips, dry humping you as she bites down. She opens her left eye halfway, as if sensing that you've realized what she was doing. Her smile widens, she pulls you out of her mouth and moves her face up to yours. Paralyzed with a mixture of fear and excitement, you're too stunned to realize that she's just pressed her lips, stained with your blood, against your own. Her tongue slides past your lips easily, and intertwines with your own. Her lower body moves more furiously. She presses her crotch down harder on yours. As you proceed to slide your tongue into her mouth to return the kiss you realize it was a trap a moment too late. Her teeth snap down on your tongue like a bear trap. You attempt to pull away, but she holds your head in place with both hands. Ripping, tearing, pain. She's now chewing your tongue, sucking the stump of flesh in your mouth.

>>5690943
I came

>>5690863
Welcome to fucking /jp/!

>>5689859
While I would certainly enjoy being eaten by a youkai as lovely as Yuuka, I would only be willing to accept consensual consumption.

The question then becomes, do you want to eat me?

>>5690943
CONTINUE

>>5690943
I cringed.

>>5690943
I feel more enlightened, please go on.

MOAR

You can't scream anymore. You try, but nothing comes out. You try to flail around and push her off you, but she's got you pinned. She pulls her face away from yours after swallowing your tongue, and licks the blood off her lips. She slides one of her hands down your chest, making her way to your trousers and slowly removes them just enough to pull your member out. She holds you down onto the floor with her right hand as she pulls her skirt up. From your angle, you're only able to catch a glimpse of her thigh, but she's pulled her skirt up enough for your member to be hidden under it as well. She presses down slowly. You cannot see what's going on under her skirt, but you feel a warm, moist opening engulfing you. Little by little, she inches her way down. Finally, you feel the warmth wrap around your member from the base up. The hand that was holding you down on the floor moves up to your neck. You consciously take a big gulp, but cannot resist anymore when you feel her hand clamp around your throat. Pain screams from multiple points of your body, but the somewhere mixed in with this pain is pleasure. Your wind pipe is being crushes, your vision fades ever so slowly. She rocks her hips ferociously, her head is cocked back, mouth wide open, but you can no longer hear anything coming from those lips. Your vision completely darkens. In the darkness your body feels weightless. The pain is no longer there, you only feel pleasure. You were blessed enough to receive your final orgasm before your slumber.

>>5690909
>All the drugs in my system would make her freak the fuck out.
She's the youkai of flowers. Do you know how many drugs are created by or from flowering plants? Here's a very small and very incomplete list:

Marijuana
Tobacco
Cocaine
Opium
Atropine
Peyote
Amphetamines
MDMA

and that's just off the top of my head.

There isn't any drug in you that she can't produce naturally within herself.

>>5690824
>>5690943
>>5691111

>>5691111
I wish I didn't feel the need to not defile her

>>5691111
Ohhh yes. Totally worth it.

>>5691121
Nearly all plants are flowering, flowering plants being the most recent evolutionary step and largest group of plants.

Hell, the only other things there are are gymnosperms, ferns and mosses (algaes being ignored here)

... there needs to be a gymnosperm touhou. Futanari spraying semen absolutely everywhere without aim

>>5691111

>>5691111
I don't know if fap or cry... or both.

>>5691121
>Amphetamines
Not exactly. The closest natural thing is ephedrine.
>MDMA
Same, doesn't exist in nature.

Two important natural drugs you forgot are LSD and alcohol, although neither of those are from plants.

>>5691111
I-I think you're going to make me have a new fetish.

Do you think I'd be able to talk her into having my children and feeding off them?I'm sure when she sees them, she won't want to eat our bundles of joy.

this doesn't sound like a bad way to go
if I were wriggle i'd allow it

>>5696522
But wriggle wouldn't even die from this. She'd just regenerate.

If by eat me, you mean suck my penis then yes.

If by eat me, you mean lick my vagina then yes.

NEW ONE PIECE OPENING!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhHRYsvX3Tk

>>5690824
>>5690943
>>5691111
Glorious.

>implying you have to ask permission to eat dinner

>>5689903
Screw you, and screw your version of Kuuga, who doesn't deserve it.

>>5697443
http://tinyurl.com/37atyqm