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I would cry

OP is a faggot

Frightening. A couple of times while laying in bed with my laptop a spider has crawled across the dimly light keyboard. Eek ~

>>5683666

I washed myself in the bathtub afterward while clothed and sobbing

>>5683670
Spiders are fine. It's those little assholes that you don't know what the hell they are that really scare the shit out of me.

Ouch

Reminds me of the time I went downstairs to get a drink in the middle of the night, and I decided to do a little hop right as I was going around my sofa for no reason whatsoever.

Turns out, if I didn't decide to randomly hop at that turn, I would have stepped on a scorpion the size of my toe.

Your room is probably filthy. You likely have dirty dishes or food remnants lying around attracting all these gross insects.

>>5684115

I have new three week old wooden floors

>>5683714
what the fuck man

Centipedes.
Oh god.

I always save spiders (even this one scary-looking chitinous bastard who dropped right in front of my computer monitor scaring the hell out of me, but I dropped him off outside), because they always eat the creepy insects that disturb me more.

I think I have a strange uncanny valley response. Insects creep me out, but spiders are juuust strange enough with their extra leg set to be cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2hetqpfg

Sup

>>5684163

Speak of the devil, there's this cute albino spider crawling on the wall beside me.

Hello, little white friend.

Once, just after waking up, I reached for my glass of water by my bed to drink. There was a living cockroach in it that I nearly swallowed. I'm allergic to cockroaches.

>>5684203

Jesus Christ dude, that's why I bottle my water. That and so it won't spill.

It could be worse, OP.

I've had my ballsack bitten by a roach while fapping at night in my room twice already.

It doesn't feel nice.
:(

>>5684203
>allergic to cockroaches.

...'the fuck?

>>5684203

>Cockroach in your room

The fuck

I have never seen a bug in my room in 19 years

>>5684203

One time I left a soda open in my living room over night. Took a drink in the morning and there was an earwig in my mouth.

>>5684234
It actually was a bottle, but with this sort of lid. The roach crawled in to the straw-thing.
>>5684257
It's because of where I live.

I don't dust my room because I love spiders.

I caught a tarantula a few months ago, I build a house for it, but the ungrateful fucker escaped ;_;

>>5684261

Similar thing, only the soda can basically didn't have any soda but instead had nothing but sugar ants inside it. And I mean a lot of sugar ants.

That was disgusting, but not as eerie as an earwig.

>Walking around in my room barefoot at 2am
I have bad news for you, you have a disease.

When I went back to my home country, my schedule was fuct up and I got too hungry to go to sleep late at night. I went down into the kitchen at like 1 in the morning, turned on the light and saw the whole fucking kitchen animated by like 10 cockroaches. I stood still expecting one of them to fly up to my face and prepared myself to kill it. About 5 seconds pass and a huge rat that probably would have weighted about 5 pounds ran in between my legs and into the nearest rat hole. I thought "fuck the cockroaches" and just went for the fridge real quick, only to find that it was empty.

Fuck, where do you guys live to get roaches and beetles and shit? All I ever see is a little tiny spider once in a while, and in some years there've been some ants and I have to clean up every crumb to make sure they don't swarm something.

>>5684299

What?

>go on 4chan
>make up stories
>feels good man

>>5684323
Pretty much any large city will have them.

>>5684323

I live in NYC, I think there's gotta be some tiny hole somewhere that keeps letting them in but fuck if I know where it is

Reported for /v/ in /jp/
Crossboard raids are bannable.

>>5684379
bathroom

Use something to plug that hole in the shower/tub.

>>5684415

I doubt they're coming from the bathroom.

I wish I have enough money to set up a 24/7 surveillance all over my house to see these fuckers' movements and where they come from

>>5684447
At least try it for a week.
Seriously, dude.

>>5684465

What 'hole' are you talking about? I suppose I could find some kind of lid to cover the bathtub drain but the holes in there are way too small

>>5684487
>What 'hole' are you talking about?
The drain.

>>5684332
What kind of person walks around in their room barefoot at 2am?

One time I was browsing /jp/ at night with all the lights off and as I'm staring into the computer screen, a little spider slowly descends from the ceiling and dangles right in front of the monitor. I was like OH HELL NO and punched it in the face

>>5684516

If the fuckers are coming out of there, wouldn't they be leaving small wet/slime trails?

that's nothing I just found out I have mice in my house half an hour ago

>>5684540
That's nothing. I have a full-blown loli infestation.

>>5684548
I was not even joking, I will go take pictures if you want

>>5684554
I want pictures.

>>5684530
They dry themselves with your towels.

I have these bugs biting me at night on the legs. Not cool, even after I clean up my room.

>>5684558
dammit, I'll be right back. Just got to bait them out

>>5684571
is a timestamp required for something like this

>>5684575
yes

>>5684540
I had a mouse 3 days ago. Found out there's a pretty nice hole in the corner of my room now. Set a trap near it and went to sleep. Woke up to find a dead mouse. Set another and yesterday as I was watching TV, I hear a snap. Delicious dead mouse #2.

One time I went to piss in the middle of the night, only to hear angry buzzing coming up from the toilet followed by something landing on my sac briefly (I was sitting down 'cause it was dark).

I just piss in my bed or on the floor now, since bees or some other hellspawns have taken over my toilet.

>>5684618
Oh fuck.

OMG!,
it's bigger than I thought!

>>5684618
You piss with the lights off?

>>5684641
why is it that frightening to do without light?

>>5684540
Don't you hurt them!

>>5684554

doit

>>5684554
Where are the pictures?!

can't believe people are waiting for a timestamped photo of mice/bugs, this is bordem at its lowest.

>>5684809
Well, this IS /jp/ you know!

This is the reason I keep my spiders alive.

>>5684809
Wait what? I thought they were pictures of lolis.
>That's nothing. I have a full-blown loli infestation.
What are we doing here?

>>5684836
To take and post their pictures on /jp?

He isn't going to deliver...is he?

Well I guess the floor...

>>5684809
>>5684783
I have failed, I don't know how they do it but they knew I was watching the piece of peanut butter. I will get some photos but it might take awhile.
>>5684674
My sister would kill me if I did, I will set up some of those capture and release traps.

>>5684975
well thanks for the sincere effort, we can all breathe now.

>>5684995
I feel bad, give me a few days and I will get them

>>5685047
Fight-o!

>>5684836
Awhile ago this giant spider came running across my laptop and freaked me out so I killed it. A couple days later there was this huge solid line of ants running from my door, which leads to the outside and has a large crack under it, to my nightstand, and up it. I then noticed that the spider had it's web right next to that crack and had been eating any insects that tried to sneak into my room. ;_;

>>5685134
You killed your only bro!

I recently woke up just now and went to the washroom for a piss and I nearly stepped on the dozens of baby cockroaches on the floor. I go to /jp/ and I find a bug thread. Anyone know of any good bug killing products?

>>5685134
This is why I will viciously murder any insects or bugs I come across, but will always spare spiders. Unless they're large and freaky I won't even throw them outside.

Bug thread?

>>5685229

>>5685134
;-;
Damn dude.

>>5685218

You can't murder insects.

Murder and killing are not synonymous. Murder is a human crime.

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