/jp/ - Otaku Culture

1.5 inches away from the tip of my penis

>>5684022
Down to the middle of my back.

>>5684036
this

I am male so it is short like it should be.

I am not a feminine manchild like most of /jp/ who has no masculinity and because of which can get no women.

Slightly below my ears.

I don't let it go any farther because the completely true longhaired guy stereotype is fucking disgusting. The ones that look like stoners and molesters? No thanks.

Longer than that. ABout to reach shoulder length.

>>5684022
QUALITY mirror!

Down past the small of my back.

Barely reaches the buttocks.

>>5684041
ok but how do you really feel?

40cm

It touches my back but i never measured it.

Almost to the middle of my back.

About 1 cm.

See them J-pop boy bands? Probably long as that.

I keep it short. Any longer and it would look weird with my hat.

it goes all the way down half of my butt

You fuckers wonder why you can't get a girlfriend while you're walking around with extremely disgusting and feminine hair that's likely dirty and smells like shit due to your lack of hygiene and shitting on your floor.

Girls don't want to go out with faggots.

Get a goddamn haircut, the only person who thinks it looks any better than shit is you.

I have early age baldness

I'm bald.

>>5684046
my hair is about this length
i should get a haircut because long hair is really annoying to wash
..but that would mean i would have to go outside, so no thanks

>>5684081
Unless some are female. Then that's okay.

Used to be below my butt.
Then my sister convinced me to get a boyish cut now that I'm looking for a job.

(fuck corporate america)

>>5684081
ok but how do you really feel?

>>5684088
Well yeah.

>>5684081
Girls do want to go out with faggots though. They love fags.

>>5684081

I'm (>>5684048) a girl and now this thread is derailed too

This picture confused me, but then I remembered that part, and she has another mirror behind her in that scene.

Anyway, about as long as mikiya before the emobangs.

>>5684081
I'll have you know that multiple non-ugly females have complemented me on my long hair, and wished they had hair like mine.

>>5684022

I buzz my hair very, very short because I've got one hell of a widow's peak and some thinning in the back.

I hate being an oldfag.

>>5684081
>I hope people respond to my posts. Oh god I am so lonely. ;_;

>>5684113
And how many sucked your dick?

Oh.

None.

I'm half black. Short hair or an afro like Butt's are my only options and I don't like standing out, so it's fucking short.

>>5684123
Two actually, as well as one guy.

My hair goes to the base of my neck. My bangs to about mid-nose. It is very thin.

It's ridiculously soft, as I wash it ever day. Also it has never made had any hair product outside of simple shampoo used on it. No gel, hairspray, or anything.

>Implying I care for women when I can have a beautiful and fabulous long hair that make them jealous.

>>5684123
How many have sucked your dick Curry?

/jp/ you sure love to talk about yourselves

>>5684123

>>5684139

Bangs are for faggots. You do realize that, right?

>>5684131
Sure thing, kiddo.

>>5684141
Do I have to use the breads line again?

>>5684139

>My bangs to about mid-nose.

Hipster or emo faggot.... Right?

>>5684139
>made
This is what I get for typing two things simultaneously.

It was to my shoulders but then I cut it. I'm probably going to let it grow to that length again.

>>5684087
Just take a scissor and go to town, anon. It's not like you have to worry about people seeing it if you fuck up.

>>5684139
Unless you are a girl bangs aren't fucking allowed.

You aren't a girl.

Kill yourself.

>>5684159
I keep it out of my face.
Also, my hair grows crazy fast.

>>5684157
Can't you just give us a number

I have somewhat curly hair. Goes a bit over half way down my back. When wet or blown dry it is about a few inches away from my arse.

A bit past my eyes. I wish I knew how to cut my own hair.

>>5684022
About that long (and that color). currently growing it out a bit.

>>5684169
CurryButt confirmed for balding

Down to my shoulders. It looks like shit because the woman who straightened it fucked up.

Wait let me straighten it and see.

>>5684175
No because it's none of your business. Take that as a 0 if you want, I don't really care.

shoulders...

Currybutt, god damn it. I don't want to want to see you banned again.

My hair's just past my shoulder blades. That's an okay length, but fuck I need to get my bangs trimmed or something. Long bangs work on cute little lolis, not in real life.

>>5684041
What is your problem? Were you raped by a long haired guy in your childhood?

We're not currently at war, there is nothing wrong with guys having long hair, idiot.

And how can you say that all long haired guys look feminine? Look at Peter Steele, he has long hair, and he looks more manly than you ever will.

>>5684226
>implying he doesn't look like an effeminate female.

>>5684224
Yeah, because I ruined your precious "how long is your hair" metathread.

Totally a great thread, broski

DAWG WHAT SU P

HY0OH YWAHHH

WOOO OWOS KLFUCKING GAR

FSO FUCNNYYY
suck my dick you fucking faggot.
Go to /b/ if you want threads like this.

Next /jp/ will start having 'post your dick' threads. Jesus fuck.

My hair is almost down to my butt and I'm a guy. Sorry, Curry. ;_;

Curry, how do you feel about hats?

It's to the middle of my back.(you know i want to get a hime cut)

>>5684248
All the easier to pretend you are a woman while we make love tonight. No worries, love.

1mm

I trim them by myself to save money and to eliminate another reason to go outside

>>5684238
Are you okay? Your not hurt are you? Do we need to call a proctologist? Long hair won't kill anyone.

>>5684246
ok but how do you really feel?

>>5684246
You're kidding, right? You think I'm the OP? You think anyone here except a tripfag would lurk in the same thread for that long?

>>5684264

LEARN

HOW

TO

SPELL

IT

IS

YOU

ARE

YOU'RE

>>5684281
Wasn't implying you are the op

By "your thread" I meant something precious to you.

LEARN

THE FUCKING

LANGAUGE YO UAPOIDE OFS ATUFKCIN GSHIT

I MAMD

>>5684238
Take a look at Fabio.
Also, don't hate on our long hair..we're self-conscious enough, asshole.

I'm a bald space marine IRL.

>>5684289
>UshiromiyaBear-kun.jpg
FUCKING ISLAND BEARS, HOW DO THEY WORK

>>5684286
your clearly agitated

>>5684293
YOU ARE NOT FABIO.

IF YOU CAN PROVE YOU LOOK LIKE FABIO I WILL LET YOUR HAIR OFF ON THAT EXCUSE.

IF YOU DONT - AND BELIEVE ME, YOU FUCKING DONT - ITS NOT OKAY


CUT YOUR HAIR YOU PRISSY MANWOMEN BABBY FUCKERS

>>5684286
>>5684289
definitely same person

The Butt has inspired me

I'm going to cut my hair

>>5684289
ok but how do you really feel?

>>5684298

>>5684312
>I'm going to cut my hair
That terrible.

Too long.
I need to get it cut back to a more masculine length, but I hate getting haircuts, so I'm procrastinating until it becomes unbearably long.

>>5684320
>That terrible

That terible englais

>>5684320
Yeah, don't do it!

>>5684306
but it makes me feel pretty

>>5684331

I'm pretty much completely bald on top, but I'm having a custom hairpiece made which should be here the beginning of August.

male-fag here, long hair is fucking disgusting, and confirms you to be an unconfident man baby.

>>5684352
I don't think anyone is claiming to be anything else.

>>5684352
Whatever I have long hair and i love it.

I don't really like to get it wet, so I don't wash it often. It's surprising to see the difference between my hair right after I wash it, and after it's gotten messy with food grease.

It used to be really long, like down to the middle of my back, but I cut it (by myself) a few days ago. Now my hair is kind of like in OP's pic.

>>5684371
Yeah, I'm sure you tell yourself you love your life too.

No one believes it, not even you.

>>5684306

>>5684377
That's fucking disgusting.

>>5684387
But i do love my life.

>>5684398
Well I rarely use napkins, so it can't be helped. The crap always finds its way into my hair.

Haha, look at all the butthurt metalheads and hippies in this thread

>>5684416
Why don't you just tie your hair into a ponytail.

>>5684416
I mean that you don't fucking wash it, but that's disgusting too.

>>5684416
Then lick your hair afterwards.

I would grow it down to my ass if I could, but I cut it short because I'm going bald and it looked like shit.

>>5684416
How the fuck do you eat? Use some utensils or something instead of sticking your face into the plate.

How does it feel to go bald?

>>5684459
Not good. All the males on my father's side go bald early, my oldest brother started in 8th grade.

Why are people so against long hair it's fun to try out all the different hairstyles and stuff.

My hair is this long, but it is dark brown.

I have long hair and I look good. Fuck the haters

>>5684499
If you look so good why have you always been single and friendless

>>5684497
UsoDa!

>>5684497
How old are you? When did you started to grow your hair out?

>>5684509
Haha, joke's on you.
My girlfriend loves my hair, it's naturally thick, full, and sexy.
2 of my friends have started growing out their hair because of me.

>>5684536
>My girlfriend

I have hair that reaches to my ass and extremely long pubes as well, which I take one hour out of my day to thoroughly comb and groom.

>>5684536

>>5684459
not me in the pic but that's how my hair basically looks like when I don't shave it for two weeks

oh yea, I'm 21

>>5684387

Why is long hair on guys disgusting, but on girls it's attractive?

Hair is a very masculine trait. Hairy guys have more testosterone, and are therefore more manly, right? More hair = manlier. After all, isn't removing hair something females normally do?

Guys on /jp/ are going to be disgusting no matter how long their hair is. Normal guys can look good with long hair if they take care of it.

Hate the man, not the hair.

About 1-2 inches? I want to trim it since it's so damn hot

>>5684547
I hate long hair on females too. I never said otherwise. It looks like shit on them, but it's acceptable - just not something I'd ever accept as a girlfriend would have it.

And no, hair is not masculine. First off, no real women actually like hairy men. Secondly the hair they are referring to with that is not HEAD hair you moron. Don't worry i wont tell your daddy you're still awake.

Half way down my back.

>>5684544

>>5684547
>Why is long hair on guys disgusting
I only find it disgusgusting if they have a hairy face and/or they are fat.

>>5684547


fighting stereotypes with stereotypes~

>>5684559
>no real women actually like hairy men.
What the fuck are you basing your opinions off of?

>>5684559
Are you trying to tell me this guy isn't masculine?

>>5684559
Who cares what others think. If it feels good do it. Anyways there are quite a few of us who never go outside anyway.

>>5684578
I'd say he's more masculine than anyone who posts on /jp/.

>>5684547
Also, women actually take care of their long hair.

Men do not.

As you can see in this thread - they don't even wash it daily, let alone properly groom themselves at all.

Also, it shows you are a manchild.

Also, it shows you have no masculinity.

It's disgusting on men.
On women it's just unattractive.

>>5684588
You're not supposed to wash hair every day.

>>5684582
>Who cares what others think
Apparently most of /jp/ as they are all manchildren who can't handle basic social activity.

Oh and long hair on men means you like having dicks rammed down your throat.

>>5684547
>Hairy guys have more testosterone, and are therefore more manly, right?

It's actually the opposite case; free testestorone is known to accelerate baldness.

Guys have long hair in old ancient times. They're far more masculine than anyone in this thread.

I just keep my hair in a side ponytail.

CurryButt...are you bald?
I'm sorry about that...

but you should get your ass out of our hair thread you baldy--balderman--balder than...baldernananingyang.

WAT

>>5684599
My point exactly! It's undeniable.

>>5684559

No, WOMEN like normal, hairy guys.

Teenage GIRLS want feminine, shaved, hairless "guys"

Hair refers to "hair" as in that stuff that grows all over your body. It's the same no matter where it is. Both men and women grow it, and will always grow it. If men were meant to have short hair, it would stop growing at a certain point. It's okay, just keep on following societal norms blindly without actually thinking about the facts.

It's a shame you couldn't come up with a real argument. Off with you.

>>5684601
>side ponytail.
Get out!

>>5684617
what's wrong with side ponytail?

>>5684613

>feminine, shaved, hairless "guys"

Don't bring my lack of body hair into your head hair argument, faggot.

>>5684625
Ugly as fuck for 1.

>>5684572

I don't actually believe that. It was simply to make my point clear to CurryButt (who clearly believes it).

guys I'm starting to go bald. what do?

>>5684613

No women like improperly groomed manbabbies who don't have a clean look to them.

Actually some do, they are called sluts and druggies.

If you want those, then okay bro.

>>5684638
Watch a less shitty anime for starters

>>5684613
>and will always grow it.
They have laser treatment for unwanted hair now.

>>5684650

>less shitty

That's not proper english, CurryButt.

>>5684631

Sorry, I didn't mean to cause offense. I was referring to the guys who go through great lengths to remove all body hair.

If you naturally don't have it, there's nothing wrong with that.

>>5684636
That's just your opinion.

>>5684597
Oh no not dicks! I must cut my hair immediately.

>No women like improperly groomed manbabbies who don't have a clean look to them.

I will have you know that my mother loves me.

>>5684650
what anime is it? I just saved it from here

>>5684667
Angel Beats!

>>5684667
> bald iwasawa.jpg
You don't have to lie to us, anon.

>>5684662
>Sorry, I didn't mean to cause offense

>If you naturally don't have it

Troll. Why don't you naturally shut the fuck up?

>Oh and long hair on men means you like having dicks rammed down your throat.

CAN YOU READ MY MIND?

I beg you all, don't feed the troll.

>>5684643

Nothing to see here folks. Just a troll who lives under a well.

>>5684691
Okay Cirno.

>>5684694
>under a well

How's that work? You mean in a well?

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>>5684679

What? Do you lack reading comprehension? I wasn't insulting you at all.

This board really is being overrun by emotional teenagers.

>>5684694
A bald one, at that.

Some teenage girls like to run their fingers through their boyfriend's thick long hair. Just sayin'.

>>5684691
>/jp/
>don't feed the troll
But that's the only fun we have in this shithole.

>>5684707
wow, seriously

>>5684708

Go back to >>>/a/ already, faggot.

>>5684707
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>>5684707
Fuck you.

>>5684708
>This board really is being overrun by emotional teenagers.

You just solved the mystery.

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>>5684707
Haters Gonna Hate

This might be a 'noob' question, but I've never done it because I've never really needed to..
but how does one filter tripfags?

>>5684746
>he mad

Ugh the back part is down to the middle of my back and the front part is shagy and down to my shoulders + bangs. I cut my own hair with a knife so that is probably why.

>>5684739
Sexy

>A troll with a tripcode must be more than a common troll, I must respond to him!

>>5684758
>with a knife
That will ruin your hair you should buy shears.

>>5684746
quote their post
then put their tripcode like so
>!triphere
then type
WELCOME TO MY FILTER

>>5684758
With a knife? That can't possibly come out looking good.

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>>5684746
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748/
http://userscripts.org/scripts/search?q=4chan&x=0&y=0

>>5684771
type all of this in the comment box?
alright, then what?

>>5684791
Then all their posts are hidden from you, it's all you need to do.

Whole thread is babies.

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>>5684786
Thank you.

That's it Curry you're just being rude again

>>5684798
>!CIELBE/jzM
WELCOME TO MY FILTER

my hair is slightly curly so it looks like shit if it's long, so it's relatively short, just barely reaches my neck.

what's with all the /r9k/ threads with all the /r9k/ people telling us how pathetic we are for having long hair and not having girlfriends lately anyway? it's decreasing the quality of my /jp/ browsing experience, and that's terrible. i guess some people don't understand that the fact that some of us don't really care about our social lives doesn't make all of us horrible useless autists.

>>5684813
But I thought we were friends!

>>5684798
Half of them are you.

>>5684817
>deluding himself

>>5684817
It's because you have that serious reaction about it, how could people not egg you on?

>>5684022
M-M-M-M-M-Magic Mirror!

>>5684830
Hello newfag who doesn't belong.

Before I show you to the exit let me explain the mirror;

If you go get a haircut, they will usually hand you a mirror and have you face away from another mirror - this way you can see the back of your hair/head.

She is doing this on her own at home.

>>5684837
Entirely Probable. But nowhere near as entertaining as my theory.

>>5684829
well the sentiment was that these threads are boring and don't add any meaningful discussion but sure.

>>5684837
but she's looking downward it seems
so the other mirror has to be on the ceiling or something

Exactly like this.
I must hide my power level at all costs. Brb, gym.

>>5684871
Please spoil your shitty one piece images if you're going to post them here.

>>5684866
She's the daughter of a fucking Yakuza family, she can have mirrors wherever the fuck she wants.

>>5684878
Thou art enraged

Comes down kinda mid upper back.
If I lay my arms flat at my sides, the hair comes mid way down the upper half of my arm.

Its usually dry and frazzled.

>>5684878

>>5684879
Your worth is defined by the number of mirrors you have throughout your house

>>5684837
Actually, the OP image is shopped, this is the original screen capture from the movie.

I'm sorry to have confused you.

>>5684891
>implying I wasn't talking out of my ass just to ruin somebodies fun

>>5684879
>Yakuza
Not really, but whatever.

It's moderately long, split down the middle, looks good.

>>5684891
SHOPPOED

>>5684865
Too serious for /jp/, you should try an actual forum, for your own benefit. Also stop playing up the "I'm such a special lone wolf NEET, I just don't care about anything because I'm beyond all that" thing so much, it just gets dull and seems like you're trying too hard to fit in.

>>5684896
Rich and has blacksuits around the house.

SAME SHIT AS YAKUZA REGARDLESS WHAT YOU THINK MOTHERFUCKER IM A PRO

I cut it just before summer started, so it's kinda short

I'm going bald, so I shave my head every other month. I wish I could have long, straight hair but it's not in the cards.

>>5684891
Nice job, you had me going there

>>5684894
No need to be embarrassed :)

>>5684878
U mad, mister?

>>5684891
What's the movie?

>>5684946
It's about those guy who continually friend zones a girl who likes him

forget the name

Only a few millimeters. I just cut it about a week ago. I cut my own hair about once or twice per year, every time it gets annoyingly long.

But having a really short hair sure is nice. I haven't bathed/showered since i cut it and you still can't notice that it would be greasy at all. Maybe I should start cutting it every month or so, only takes like 3 minutes after all.

I lost pretty much all of my hair.

>>5685348
Grow a beard

Around 5-7 centimeters long.
When I was a kid I was forced to have a very short hair and I hated it. Long hair on the other hand is too much of a hassle. I can't comb it to the side and it pokes my eyes and dirties my glasses.
Middleground is the best and it also makes me look like the kind of refined intellectual I actually am.

I heard that when you don't brush your hair for a long time you can make dreadlocks.

To my shoulders.
>>5684081
But I'm gay and crossdress.
And bathe at regular intervals.

>>5686211
Don't reply to such old posts, bro.

>>5686145
> dreadlocks

I have an afro.

>>5686145
Like this.

>>5686463
Mother of god