/jp/ - Otaku Culture

boreyaya and failkitty

>>567803
You're a fag if you don't like this.

>>568222
>failkitty
I'll slit your throat and roll you into traffic, faggot.

I don't understand what's going on in this thread.

>>568255
Ofcourse you don't little Touhou fag.

>>568267

Fuck you, I don't know what's going on in Touhou either.

>>568273
I thought I was the only one on this board that doesn't have a clue what the fuck that shit is about, guess I was wrong. I take it you're part of the visual novel/eroge posse then?

>>568281

That, and I don't rage at everything I'm not into. I like variety. And... I have nowhere else to go.

>>568301
If you want to talk about eroge you could go to visualnews too, they have more moonspeakers there. You'll have to put up with moral and legal faggotry though (like you have to put up with trolling here).

>>568344

I like it here. I wouldn't feel at home without some trolling, and I have no problem with all the Touhou. I just... don't get it. And hate shmups.

So what is Pasta Typhoon and why is it so hot?

>>568222
aren't you the one who likes koharu and aika?

>>568356
Just that sometimes the trolling is excessive and shits up everything.

And this? It's meant to be hot.

reposting for relevance

I guess I really don't understand the japanese...

During the making of the memories PV where they kiss (this one >>568396), they said they were extremely embarrassed to kiss, and it felt really weird. How can they be embarrassed that much to have a small kiss, but aren't embarrassed to shower together?

I guess I really don't understand the japanese...

During the making of the melodies PV where they kiss (this one >>568396), they said they were extremely embarrassed to kiss, and it felt really weird. How can they be embarrassed that much to have a small kiss, but aren't embarrassed to shower together?

>>568716
kissing is probably more important than sex itself to the Japanese from all that I've seen.

>>568722
Kissing is a very intimate thing in Japan. By far not as common as in the Western world.

>>568281
Plenty of Anons not into Tōhō here. It just seems unbalanced because your average Tōhō fan has way more free time on their hands. Having less 3D interaction and such.

>>568241
What's the story? It's actually hotter if they're only acting. It makes it more awkward.

>>568733
KISSING IS LIKE RAPE IN JAPAN

>>568767
if you don't like touhou make your own goddamn threads.

>>568800
What does it look like we're goddamn doing?

>>568367
yup

Looks like the cancer is out again.

>>568241
It's acting. It's the making of the PV (aka MV).

>>569410
Wow, you have to be some type of super-flaming ultra-homo to not enjoy Aya & Miki when they're together.

They're (were?) arguably the two best idols in the H!P.

I really really need some videos with these two. /r/ing anything and everything they've ever done nao.

bump

>>568800
We do, yet they continue to get fagged up.

>>569920
He's probably afraid of 3D women.

Post moar, though.

>>570012
Cancerous spawn of the devil get out.

>>570012

HURRR DURRR 3D PIG DISGUSTING I'M NEVER GOING TO HAVE SEX IN MY LIFE HURRRR

>>570022
I think you got the wrong Anon.

SUDDENLY, HIEDA NO AKYU!

I require some fucking vidyas right now.

Ugh... it takes forever to find GAM pics in 3000+ unsorted H!P pics.

Janitors please.

>Akyu

Wow BAAAWWW troll is up early today.

>>569945
Anything in particular? A PV? A Single? TV Appearance?

It may take me awhile to find (than upload!) something specific as I have about 200 DVDs full of H!P stuffs (HD things mostly)

>>570245
That’s it. I’m sick of all this “Masterwork Bastard Sword” bullshit that’s going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that’s about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I’m pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That’s right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)

It is those two person suicide attack clothes putting on w.

>>570251
>>570256
lol, forget to sage?

The trolls here in /jp/ have to be the weakest in all of 4chan... damn.

>>570251

>Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better.

Longswords are designed to bludgeon people, not cut shit.

I give you a 2/10. THe 2 is for length, nothing else.

>>570275
Then what stats would you propose? Or maybe a weapon that can rival the katana?

I THINK YOU'LL FIND /k/ IS THAT-A-WAY ->

MOAR AYA AND MIKI

>>570302
/k/? since when do weapons in real life have stats like these faggot?

1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)

2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

The lesbian act. The manager thought it would be a nice gimmick to pull in a specific demographic.

"It is embarrassing!", she said.

But slowly, they began to give in to this forbidden feeling. A mysterious attraction acceptable only in fantasy and private thoughts. But still..

Yup. The act definitely raises my interest.

>>570251
Good GAWD that is BROKEN. THat's not even magical and you gave it keen and upped it crit damage modifier. The whole point of the "masterwork bastard sword" was to give something balanced to players so they could acutally use something.

Oh, and BTW, Medieval Europe never invaded Japan because THEY WERE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD. Even Russia had to cross Siberia, and there was no way in hell they'd get an army across that frozen shithole back then.

If you want to see how the Katana weilding medieval Japanese fared against invaders, read up about the Mongolian Invasion in the 13th century. The samurai were usually too busy rattling off their ancestry and who they killed in combat to dodge all the arrows the (rather confused) mongolians were shooting at them.

From trolling, to touhou hijack, back to plain old trolling.

>>570334
13th century you say? Wasn't it that period where the Mongols never lost to anyone and the only way to defeat them was by using their own tactics against them?

>>570012
by you. Someone made one goddamn post that wasn't even about toehoes and you started acting like a butthurt faggot, not even the toehoes get that bad.

And, of course, bitching about toehoes in a non-toehoe thread brings the toehoes.

>>570346
And the thread will soon auto-sage, which means a new one will be created, and the fun can start anew.

The only problem with the touhou hijacks are the sub-par artwork... if your going to troll, why not at least use some decent material.

As for the weapon talk... I have no clue wtf that shit is about (a pen & paper game maybe?).

Janitors any minute...

>>570384
>>As for the weapon talk... I have no clue wtf that shit is about (a pen & paper game maybe?).

It says d20 right in the pasta.

>>sub-par artwork

Being that it was Akyu, I'm surprised there's this much art of her in the first place.

>>570381
By me? I was just speaking in general, how nearly every H!P thread gets blatantly trolled when the H!P fans haven't done anything to deserve it. The Touhou fans are obviously the butthurt ones since they feel the need to troll any thread not related to their interests.

Grow the fuck up.

>>570423
no one even said anything about toehoes in this entire thread until >>568267

Which may or may not be you...if that was you then you brought this on yourself.

>>570430

Nope, I'm not >>568267

>>570434
then my bad, but it was anti-toehoe faggotry that started this thread turning to shit long before toehoe faggots finished it off.

No, H!P threads get trolled for the same reason that a thread about Haliburton would get trolled.
It's an evil company with it's hands sticky with blood. You know who watches the Diseney channel? Their best demographic is middle-aged men. THAT'S why H!P threads get trolled, fagabilly.

>>570437
I agree with you to an extent. But, H!P fans keep their shit in their own threads. Touhou fans should be mature enough to do the same.

>>570446
>>Touhou fans
>mature

I lol'ed. Maybe you'd expect them to be mature enough to leave their parents' basements too, right?

>>570446
>mature enough
>4chan
Please get the fuck out if yo expect something like that.

I like how the trolls have neatly managed to deflect blame onto touhou fans when atleast three of them admitted that they don't actually like touhou and just hit up the rapidshit image collections and use them to stir shit up

And ofcourse if you call the toehoes out, you'll always get atleast one.

>>570404
Well, during your next troll-storm, pick a character with a good amount of above-average art. I don't care for touhou, but I enjoy great artwork.

And wow! at how nerdy that d20 stuff is.

>>570396
This is highly unlikely, even /v/ seems better moderated than /jp/.

>>570470
Next time I'll make sure these kind of threads are associated with CP.

>>570470
>And wow! at how nerdy that d20 stuff is.
Normalfags get out.

>>570476

Then get yourself banned then, dipshit.

>>570442
Uh-huh. Well, I'm not middle-aged for one. And I doubt I'll be into H!P even when I am. And I'm sure with all the Touhou hentai that exists, its fans must be walking bastions of social acceptance.

>>570456
I can hope.

>>570479
>banned
I don't think so Tim.

>>570483
lol, I'm about as far from "normal" as one could possibly be.

>>570442
So you're just trying to save your fellow posters from an evil corporation huh? Jesus christ, that's as fucking gay as the retards in /b/ protesting against Scientology.

>>570525
Shit was so cash. It feels good man. It's trendy to act abnormal.

>>570563
Sense. This post. It makes none.

Thread needs more Goto

>>570794

Letty, your fat ass just filled up the image limit.

>>570245
Not that anon but do you have the Music Fighter episode where they mention bathing together?

And last time the janitor came later so I guess we'll have to wait a bit until the shit clears up.

>>572778

right-click, save as
http://www.file-pulse.org/movies/%5BHPS%5D%20GAM%20-%20Music%20Fighter%20(2006.09.22%20subtitled).av
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>>572778

http://www.file-pulse.org/movies/%5BHPS%5D%20GAM%20-%20Music%20Fighter%20(2006.09.22%20subtitled).av
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>>572831
Much appreciated.

TOUHOUFAG HERE

H!P IS LOSER

>>573363

>>573363
HOLY SHIT, DENTAL PLAN

Magibon's made ridiculously huge money from "nothingness"
just within a short while like about 3 months. She's rich now.
I'm sure she's surprised how easy it is to make money.
I'd call her a contemporary alchemist.
You guys should learn from her. Let's get quick rich on Youtube!

At least more than 60,000 dollars in the past 3 months. Magibon's great!

>>574417
wow, maybe that'll be enough for dental treatment and lipo

jp's mods are fuckwin
thanks for the clean

jp's mods are win
thanks for the clean

>>575081
>>575079
I THOUGHT SHE WAS NACCHI FROM THE THUMBNAILS. THANKS FOR DISAPPOINTING ME ANON.

>>575118
I'd post some turtle girl, but this dump is enuff from me tonight.

nacchi kills kame, news at 10

>>575165
Ecru photobook, I'd dine on her kame soup if you know what I mean.

>>575118
>THOUGHT SHE WAS NACCHI
>DISAPPOINTING

DOES NOT COMPUTE

Goddamnit, one on the front page at a time

>>567803

There need to be more pictures of Mikitty and Goto together, it's not gonna happen though unless it's promo pics from that shit Gomato or whatever, and that has Ayaya failing shit up in every picture.

Stop bumping this shit faggots.

>>576871
Do you mean 'bump' like bump their music or 'bump' like bumping a thread? Please explain yourself DERP DERP

sage

>>577901
He might have meant bump like on a camel perhaps?

One at a time

>>576871
retard

fucking shit

>>576041
here's the secret

nacchi is awesome, who cares about plagiarism
miki is a faildol. gtfout of h!p