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STICKY THIS SHIT MOOT

Life is like a hurricane~
Here in Gensokyo~
Spellcards, lazers, bullet hells~
It's a ZUN-blur~

You might kill a cherry tree~
Or set Jesus free~

TOUHOUTALES
WOO HOO
Every day they're out there grazing~
TOUHOUTALES
WOO HOO
Tales of mikos slutty and pure~
Touhoutales~

Y-Y-Y-Youkai lurk behind you~
There's a Yama out to find you~
What to do? Just deathbomb on some

TOUHOUTALES~
WOO HOO
Every day they're out there grazing~
TOUHOUTALES~
WOO HOO
Tales of mikos slutty and pure~
TOUHOUTALES~
WOO HOO
No Tengu wings or Nue tails just
TOUHOUTALES

WOO HOO

I almost laughed, but not quite.

My favorite will always be Kinzo Goldpants.

Are ya ready kids?
Aye aye Goldsmith!
I can't heeeeear you!
AYE AYE GOLDSMITH!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
WHO LIVES ON AN ISLAND OFF BY THE SEA?
KINZO GOLDPANTS!
SPONTANEOUS AND DRUCK AND A SORCERER HE BE!
KINZO GOLDPANTS!
IF SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY IS SOMETHING YOU WISH!
KINZO GOLDPANTS!
THEN JUMP OUT THE WINDOWS AND GO FUCK A WITCH!
KINZO GOLDPANTS!
READY?!
KINZO GOLDPANTS! KINZO GOLDPANTS! KINZO GOLDPANTS!
KINZOOOOOO! GOLDPAAAAAAAANTS! HA! HA! HA! HA! OH DESIRE!

ONE DAY AFTER GUNDOLF THE WHITE WAS FINISHED WATCHING FRODO KILL THE RING HE DECIDED TO TRAVEL THE KAREKA TO SEE HIS FRIENDS FROM UMINEKO HE SAID " I HOPE I GET THE RIGHT ONE THIS TIME HOHOHOHOHO" THEN HE FOUNDED THE ONE WORE HIS OLD WIZARD SCHOOL FLAME VIRGILIA WAS LIVING FROM HE THEN NOTICED THAT GREAT CHESS GAME OF MURDER WAS GOING ON SO HE DECIDED TO SAY HELLO TO ALL THE WITCHES "HELLO" SAID GANDOLF THE GRAY "I BROUGHT GIFTS FROM MIDDLE EARTH" HE THEN GOTTD HIS ELF WEED LOADED UP BEATRICES PIPE SHE SAID " OHOHOHO WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME" AUTHORS NOTE THE TIME IS 420 BATTLER WUS LIKE I'M STRAIGT EDGE SMOKE OUTSIDE THEN BERNKASTEL AND LAMBDADELTA SHOWED UP AND CACKLED AT THE INCOMPENT STRAIGHT EDGE GUY AND SAID U TOOK STEROIDS INCOMPENT IDORT GUNDOLF SAID " STOP DIS RIGHT NOW THIS GIFT IS MEANT TO HEAL N OT TO HATE" AND HE TOOKD A HIT THEN BERN SAID " HELLO FELLOW SENTATER GO AWAY THIS IS CHESS GAME OF MURDER" GUNDOLF THEN SUMMONED HIS FURNITURE LEGOLAS AND THEN HE SHOTTED ARROWS BUT SIESTA SISTERS SHOT ARROWS OUT OF THE WAY WITH GOLD ARROWS AND THEN TIED HIM UP BUT WHEN THE FINAL GOLD ARROW WAS ABOUT TO HITTED HIM GIMLY HIT THE ARROWS AND SAID " YOU HAVE MY AXE EVEN THOUGH I STRONGLY DISLIKE ELVES I WILL HELP MY DEAR FRIEND CUS IM FURNITURE " BUT HE DECIDED THAT CUS WE WAS A DWARF HE NEEDED SOME DWARF BEER AND THEN RONOVE BROUGHT SOME BEER AND DWARF COOKIES HE SAID "THANK YE KINDLY MATE" AS HE DRANKED SOME GUNDOLF SAID BATTLER WEAR IS MY OLD WIZARD SCHOOL LOVE VIRGILIA THEN HE SAID SHE DIED IN MAGIC FIGHT OF MAGIC LAMBDA SAID CAN U LEAVE NOW GO BACK TO UR ELFS QUIRE OLD MAN THEN MARIA SHOWED UP AND GUNDOLF TAUGHT HER WHITE MAGIC AND SHE BECAME THE WHITE WITCH AND KILLED THE EVIL WITCHES AUTHORS NOTE THIS ISN'T CANON

Needs more FULL
LIFE
CONSEQUENCES

>I
>maid
THOSE DON'T RHYME!

Just a pet peeve of mine when these kinds of parodies go up, sage because my opinion's not important.

I could stay awake
just to hear you fleeting
Watch you smile while you are killing
While you're far away and trollin'
I could spend my life
in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost on this island forever
Every reset spent with you
is a moment I treasure

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall killed
Cause I'd miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest stake will never do
I'd still miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing

Going close to you feeling your mouth sneering
And I'm wondering what you're planning
Wondering if it's me you're seeing
Then I kiss your eyes
and thank God we're together
And I just wanna stay with you
In this moment forever, forever and ever

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall a dead
Cause I'd miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thrill
Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest stake will never do
I'd still miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thrill

I don't wanna miss one sneer
I don't wanna miss one kill
Well, I just wanna troll with you
Right here with you, just like this
I just wanna hold you close
Feel your heart so close to mine
And stay here in this moment
For all the rest of time

Oh wow.

>>5677836

... what happened to my trip? Is Moot trolling Tripfags?

the fuck?

>>5677684

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
<HUGE SUCCESS>.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Voyager Witches:
We do what we want,
Because we can
To amuse the rest of us
(except the ones who are dead).

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying while your sister gets baked.
Then the burgers are done
And the witches have fun
With the people who are
Still Alive.

I hope you're not angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though we stabbed your heart
And killed you.

And tore up Beatrice
And fed every piece
To her goatmen.
Even now,
It hurts because
I can't stop laughing at you.

Now Erika's theory makes a beautiful lie
And we're out of players so I guess it's good-bye.
So I'm glad that you're dead,
You were too incompetent;
None of the humans are
Still Alive.

Bump

this isn't even remotely funny, sage

Why is this...so..funny....

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Stuck on an island
No escape from reality
Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and hear,
I'm just a rich boy, I need no hidden gold,
Because there's no such thing, no such thing, witches don't, don't exist,
Where are all the seagulls, when will all the seagulls, cry? They'll cry.
Mama just killed a goat,
Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger, now he's dead
Mama, you just had the gold,
But now you've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, -uuuuuu!, Didn't mean to make you mad,
If you're not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if I don't really matter...
Too late, your time is up,
Sends shivers down my spine, head is aching all the time
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, -uuuuuu!, I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been sewn at all
I see a little silhouetto of a witch,
Golden Land, Golden Land, will you do there with you?
Seven Stakes and Siestas, very, very fright'ning me
(It's all useless!) Chessboard thinking (It's all useless) Hempel's Raven, It's all useless Beato
It's perfecto~!

>>5678484
Because you are retarded.

>>5678512
I'm just a rich boy and nobody loves me
He's just a rich boy from a rich family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Beatrice!
No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bernkastel! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bernkastel! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go (Let me go) Uoooooo~~!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh Lambdadelta, Lambdadelta) Lambdadelta, let me go
Beelzebub has a croissant which belongs to me, to me, to me
So you think you can troll me and get me to cry
So you think you can trick me and get me to sign
Oh, Beato, can't do this to me, Beato,
Just gotta deny, just gotta deny you exist.
Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Without love it cannot be seen
When the seagulls cry-y~

>>5678520
Says the anonymous faggot.
Try harder.

At least there is no chocolate in this thread.

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
TOOK ME TO AN ISLAND
TO SEE MY FAMILY

HE SAID SON WHEN
YOU GROW UP
WILL YOU BE
THE SAVIOR OF SKEPTICS
THE LOGIC AND THE PLANS

HE SAID WILL YOU
DEFEAT THEM
THE WITCHES
AND FANTASY BELIEVERS
THE TROLLS THAT THEY HAVE MADE

BECAUSE ONE DAY
YOU'LL LEAVE HERE
A PHANTOM
TO DRINK TEA WITH ANOTHER
TO JOIN THE WITCH PARADE!

>>5678750
it's like you're asking me to post it.

*Organ solo*
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG MAN
A WITCH!
TOOK ME TO A TEA PARTY
TO TROLL ME NIGHT AND DAY

SHE SAID
WILL YOU DEFEAT ME
DENY ME
DISPROVE MY VERY EXISTENCE
NOT BLAME IT ON THE MAIDS?

SHE SAID
CAN YOU
EXPLAIN IT,
NOT MAGIC,
EXPLAIN IT ALL WITH LOGIC
DEFEAT ME AT MY GAME

BECAUSE ONE DAY I'LL LEAVE YOU
BATTLER
TO TROLL AMONG THE GODS
TO LEAD THE WITCH PARADE!

>>5678543
Says Cliff Racer the tripfaggot.
Try harder.

SOME TIMES I GET THE FEELING
THAT WITCHES MIGHT EXIST
AND OTHER TIMES I STILL DENY THEM ALL

AND THROUGH IT ALL, THE RISE AND FALL
THE BODIES IN THE KEEP
AND WHEN IT'S DONE YOU'D LIKE TO LET ME KNOW

WE'LL CARRY ON.
WE'LL CARRY ON.
UNTIL THIS MAGIC IS DIS-PROVEN
THIS FUCKING GAME WILL CARRY ON.
IT'LL CARRY ON.
AND THOUGH MY LOGIC CAN'T EXPLAIN THIS.
MAGIC JUST CAN'T EXIST

>>5677868
Anyway, I'm leaving.
Erika will tend to you instead.
Maybe you'll have someone else come save you.
Maybe Aurora
That was a joke, *cackle* fat chance!
Anyway this burger's great
It tastes so juicy and hot.

Look at me still talking when there's trolling to do;
When I look up there it makes me glad I'm not you.
There is misery to sew
With the people that you know
None of the humans are Still Alive

And believe me they're not Still Alive
But we'll revive them to be Still Alive
Then we will axe them while they're Still Alive
While they're dying we'll be Still Alive
And When They Cry they won't be Still Alive
Still Alive
Still Alive

Excitement abounds, I almost can't wait
Relax, I don't want Maria, I already ate!
Though I do love to maim things and kill
Kill things that
Can't fight back

I see the village, what does it hold?
How shall I slaughter them before taking their gold?
Running away sure you think
She's a psychopathic indiscriminate bringer of death!

I'd kill Beatos and Battlers and bunnies
I've killed Maria, her mommy and then more
You see a wife
I see a widow
But what then?
Can't you see?
I'd kill four...

I want to obliterate and incinerate
I want to gut, want to gut some people!
Watching my siblings', oh what do they call it?
Ah... Greed.
I suppose that being a bad witch shows not much for life
Without love you can't see it
And end this bloodshed
How does this all not make me... What's that word again?
HEAVE!

You've nowhere to hide,
no places left,
these arrows will gore you or choke you to death
The gold's all for me
'cause I'm Eva-B
Just give up and diiiie!

why is this thread so cancerous

>>5680081
Because you're posting.

>>5680081
Because the lyrics DON'T FUCKING RHYME!

YES! IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

>>5680161
Not all of them. Some of them are trash.

>>5680189
>pragnent

>>5680197
>currybutt

>>5680197
how is babby born
how girl get pragnent

>>5680209

Annnnnnd I've lost the will to continue.

>>5680247
One of us.

>>5680251
I mean the song. Or whatever.

>>5680261
Oh then fuck you.