/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I hate Tenshit

andf wow that picture is so horribly drawn

holy shit

No

of course i like her hat

>>5676620
You are a null value.

>>5676615
This isn't that guy that can't draw any Touhou except Mokou (and Mokou cosplaying as other Touhou), is it?

Her hair is not shiny enough.

Needs more Dragonzord power, IMO

>>5676630

Cool bro, but why are you so mad?

Sad I don't like your shitty touhou?

I'd hit it.

>>5676639
No, this style is completely different

>>5676639
no, that's not him

I don't like that pic, so i'll contribute a better one.

>>5676639
He does a fantastic Mokou though.

I'd rape her.
And she'd love it.

Oh wait this is a she?

>>5676671
oh yeah now we're talking!

W-Wanna cuddle?

>>5676701
sure I'll get the ropes

>>5676682
Yes, hottest Mokou ever!

>>5676615

That is an awful picture of Tenshi.


But regardless.

I would argue Tenshi is the prettiest Touhou. Not the best, not my favorite (close though) and not anything like the nicest\smartest\kindest etc.

Maybe not even the "cutest" per say. However Tenshi is most definitely the prettiest Touhou.

>I would argue Tenshi is the prettiest Touhou

You have fucking AWFUL taste.

>>5676721
I love the way he draws body

>>5676736
I thought you used a tripcode now?

>>5676736
i'd rather have awful taste than no taste at all eh shitzuka fag

>>5676728
I agree.

>>5676736
Shut up. If anyone has shit taste it's OP. String bathing suits are terrible.

>prettiest Touhou

That's not Reisen.

>>5676742
This makes my penis hard!

Tenshi is awesome.

>>5676742

>Long haired Komachi
>Short haired Mokou

>>5676747

Suigin, shitposting again

How's sucking dick going for you?

>>5676728
There is something in her that makes me like her but I don't know what

>>5676754
Reisen and Tenshi are actually my favourite Touhous.

>>5676762
not as good as it is going for your mother

>>5676761
Can't blame a man for doing what he does best.

>Reisen

Delicious soft, fuzzy bunny ears and tail ~♥

>>5676775

So suigin, how does it feel like to be a complete piece of shit every day?

How many times did your dad have to rape you to completely scramble your brain and your "intelligence"?

boner.jpg

>>5676775
Can you post more shizuha abuse?

>>5676754
>>5676767

Reisen is certainly very pretty and has many good qualities Tenshi lacks but there's just something about Tenshi that really makes her stand out as being pleasing in an aesthetic sense. She looks good, everything about her looks good.

>>5676791
>So suigin, how does it feel like to be a complete piece of shit every day?
how does it feel?
you must know it since I don't

>>5676791
Oh boy, somebody is butthurt.

>>5676810


Yes you do. You lack both intelligence and meaning. Your entire existence is a joke. How does it feel, buddy?

You know you were a mistake, right? Scum like you doesn't deserve to exist.

That body, oh god

>>5676818

Turning another thread into a tripfag catfight, huh?

You know, for people that claim to be so above-board and like 2D because it's a more reasonable choice (money time etc) you people sure have zero self control

>>5676816
>Your entire existence is a joke.
A joke is supposed to be funny and your butt tears are the funniest thing on /jp/ ever

>>5676831

What "tears"? I am simply offended that such a vile and shitty person like yourself can even claim origin from the human species.

You're a fucking blight. You're the physical embodiment of everything wrong with the world. All you do is shitpost. What the fuck is your problem, suigin?

Well?

>>5676806
>there's something about Tenshi that really makes her stand out as being pleasing in an aesthetic sense.

I agree. Seeing her being degraded and desecrated is more arousing than for any other touhou.

jesus christ another thread being ruined.

>>5676845
if evolution is real
why do you exist?

>>5676845
>I am simply offended that such a vile and shitty person like yourself can even claim origin from the human species.
>You're a fucking blight.
>You're the physical embodiment of everything wrong with the world.
>All you do is shitpost.

Oh, the irony.

>>5676816

Dude, you come into this thread accuse people of having awful taste then start a namefag bitch fight, not only are u mad but you are the shit poster here.

Anyway here's something for Reisen\Tenshi fans.

>>5676862


Cut the bullshit dodging, Suigin. I can tell. All you probably do is bitch everyday about how nothing goes for you, so you continue to shitpost on /jp/ all the time. There isn't a post by you that isn't some fucking retarded insult that a 2 year old could construct, it shows even your lack of intelligence for that

What are you after? Or -are- you that braindead?

>My visage when Suigin got owned4lyfe by LJ even though LJ is probably 13 years old

>>5676615
nope.

>>5676872
NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN

Chill, bros.

OP DELETE THE THREAD PLEASE

NAME/TRIPFAG FIGHT HURTS MY EYES AND MAKES ME SAD

>>5676877
Trying to compare that shitty maid with Tenshi and Reisen? oh wow

We're not /sci/.
Don't even start on creationism or evolution.

>>5676869
Yes! Cry more if you don't, this thread shall be no more!

>>5676880
That's one damn shiny peach.

>>5676896

You are fucking pathetic, suigin. You have no rebuttals. You know everything I'm saying is true.

Just admit you're a worthless shitposter already.

>>5676915
why would i have to think up rebuttals against your sion level insults when just telling you to cry more has the best possible effect

>>5676930
But you'll never be anything, suigin. Don't you realize that? You're better off just slitting your own throat.

Hell, giv eme your address and I'll do it for you. Scum like you deserves to die, you have no right to live. If you exist to shit up things, you need to be put down.

>>5676860
lets get it back into track than. what ware we discussing?

my friend drew this one for me

>>5676950
You must be a huge newfag to finally realize half the posters on 4chan.

>>5676930
Hey, read what you said, and re-think posting anymore.

>>5676915
Don't feed attack dogs.

>>5676950
>But you'll never be anything, suigin.
but I am the ultimate hustler

>>5676930
>>5676950
When tripfags fight no one wins.

>>5676877
HOT!

>>5676972

Cut the bullshit, suigin. You are nothing. This is what I am talking about. You are an immature little boy who needs his ego fed so you use childish 3 year old insults to get your fix.

Don't you see how pathetic this is? Did your parents beat you in addition to your dad's probable rapes? Did your brother suffocate your cat?

What exactly makes you circlejerk over your immature posting, Suigin?

>>5676979
I always win

>>5676983
tell me what you have archived?
I have mastered the ultimate martial art
Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

>>5676983

>>5676979
I'll come clean, It's fun to watch a person you don't like getting owned.

Suigin, you win this one based solely on the fact that you're contributing.

>>5676985
Then how come you lost to a 13 year old shitposting troll?

>>5677000
Meh, I'm starting to think you are samefagging as Scandaroon.

Something that always bothered me was how there are absolutely no wallpapers with Tenshi using Scarlet Weather Rhapsody of all Mankind

>>5677000


Yeah? I'm pretty my knife could rip your ass apart.

It's probably sharper than your entire family's intellect added up. It is far more worthwhile than your existence, at any rate.

I could introduce you if you want. I have no qualms about killing someone as retarded as you. I would get a medal. I would be in a tv movie.

>>5677017
I was just gonna say the same thing. Also Suigin is at least taking it kinda easy.

>>5677018
Why do you think he revealed his tripcode and quit trolling the day after our legendary fight?

>>5677030
Oh god the skirt is so long. Too long. Can't save that, it hurt my eyes it's so long.

>>5677031
Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home. There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.
He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away. I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious. I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

>>5677061

-"The Ballad of Suigin: Look how retarded I am!"

Seriously, I cannot believe how fucking retarded you are. I wasn't QUITE sure before, but now.

Wow.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Did your mom chop your dick off or something? You're fucking disgusting.

Stop post Tenshi!
More Mokou or other Touhous in this art-style!

Gentlemen, behold, as this is how trolling should be done. Notice how scandaroon is getting frustrated and using insults and threats, while all the effort suigin is putting into this is recycling old copypasta.

Where'd you go Suigin?

Sucking cocks, like I surmized earlier?

>>5677068
Have you ever been in love, Scandaroon?

I haven't. Not with another human being at least. After dedicating my mind and spirit to Aikido I haven't found much room for anything else.

Sure I've been on dates before with beautiful women, but whenever they find out that I am a student of the world's strongest martial art, the dinner always ends there. They sometimes even offer to pay, in fear of their lives.

>>5677078

>>5677103
>They sometimes even offer to pay, in fear of their lives.
But I thought aikido was a martial art of justice?

>>5677113
Women are stupid.

>>5677103
Aikidoka cannot deflect lasers.

>>5677103


We both know you don't know shit, suigin. I carry five knives on me in various parts of my body. I could easily fuck your shit up. You couldn't even stop me with a gun.

If you're done recycling your old retarded .txt files to use whenever you get overwhelmed by someone as smart as me destroying you, you should talk about something relevant.

Purge the thought that you're stornger from me from your mind. I would wreck your shit. Try something else, Suigin dear.

>>5677125
>in various parts of my body
Must hurt.

>>5677123
I do not believe you should underestimate Aikido.

>>5677123
a fifth dan can
>>5677125
>I carry five knives on me in various parts of my body.
I bet u have them all in ur anus tahts why its bleeding so much lmao

>>5677106
BLOW THE VUVUZELA!

>>5677125
>You couldn't even stop me with a gun.
You must have, like, super powers.

>>5677147
that made me laugh

>>5677144

Do you know why I carry 5 knives on me, suigin?

Because I like those five. I fucking love those knives. They have more worth and beauty than anything else in the world.

You do realize that you could never beat me in a fight, right? I've said it a million times. Challenging me about the knives proves your remaining naive thought that you could somehow win.

You can't.

>>5677125
I'm sorry, but, as someone who is interested in and collects knives, I have to say, having more knives does not make you more badass, it just weighs you down. 1 knife, preferably fixed-blade full-tang, sheathed somewhere near one of your hands but out of sight is the best if you insist on defending yourself with a knife, or cannot get a hold of a handgun.

Reisen is the best choice. She's the most levelheaded and sane of the Touhou cast.

>>5677078
I don't know how to define this kind of artstyle.
would posting a kaguya would be enough?
i don't like my touhous brawny, you see.

>>5677173
>your picture
and the figure of a barbie doll

I would slay all of you.

Reisen? Where did all the Tenshi go?

>>5677160
My Aikido dojo is next to an Assassination school. We usually get alot of rude remarks from them, such as Aikido being for weaklings.

Well, one of them challenged me, he was a white male in his 20's. I accepted of course, I never back down from a challenge.

He had really good form, but his Assassination was no match for my Aikido. He delivered a great Sonic Blow but it was nothing for me, I easily grabbed it and knocked him down with a kick. This went on for about 10 minutes until he got too tired.

He got frustrated and left, he was about to cross the street but I stopped him from getting hit by a speeding cyclist. He didn't say thanks but it still felt good to save someone.

>>5677210
Also, bunny ears.

I wonder if rubbing the spot between them would result in cute, whimpered moans....

>>5677183
Eirin's body... fapfapfapfapfapfap

>>5677232

You're a fucking idiot, suigin. Come up with something original.

Scum like you can't even respond without copypasting from your retard archive?

Hell, you might be full on down's. Are you sure you're not just a retarded kid? That would actually explain everything.

>>5677232
I have never in my life see so much bullshit spill forth from someone's mouth before .

>>5677235
or in headaches.

Also, don't forget THAT.

Did someone say "brawny Touhou?"

>>5677232

>>5677235
Or an eargasm

>>5677247
I'm not a retard I just like bullying them

>>5677168
depends if you weild the knifes or throw them as well.

>>5677160
>>5677144
lets see once and for all which is better.
next /jp/ meetup will be something to look for.

>>5677232

>sonic blow

Sure is RO in here

>>5677270

No, you are a retard Suigin. You're probably ejaculating with every troll post you send to me. You probably think you're aggravating me. My desire to kill you sparks form a desire to see the world full of peace and not stupid fucks, so don't assume I'm mad. Not remotely.

Got anything actually worthwhile to add, you down's fuck?

Stop fighting and pay attention to Tenshi, you idiots.

>>5677259
Oh yes......

We must never forget though....how could we?

>>5677262

I like where this thread is going.

>>5677282
What happened to the "Shitty" part of your nick? You should have kept that instead of that scandaroon thing.

>>5677282

Hush Suigin, I'm trying to masturbate to bunnygirls.

>>5677282
>You're probably ejaculating with every troll post you send to me.
I only ejaculate when you respond to them

>>5676611
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>>5677310

What about me?

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>>5677282
>desire to kill
>desire for peace
wat

>>5677318

You ejaculate when you realize just how much a loser you are?

Wow. I'm surprised you don't live on the street. No one would remotely let someone as aspergan as you live with them. Then again you would probably get killed there. Think you can run shit or act the way you do and succeed, let alone not get killed?

Maybe I should aim in getting you evicted so I can watch you die when you piss off the true criminals, fuckwad.

>>5677327

...I'm sorry, who are you again?

I like Tenshi. I wish to marry her and have consensual sex in the missionary position with her.

>>5676613

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>>5677338
My aunt is rich and famous in my country I will probably live as a NEET for the rest of my life while you peasants work for me.
be jelly

>>5677327
You, too, can be a bunny girl.

>>5677343
I like tenshi but I'd like to fuck her brains out while i beat the living hell out of her
I don't know why but I just feel that way

>>5677356


You have no aunt, suigin. I wouldn't be surprised if all your relatives commited suicide when they realize someone as fucking retarded as you was born.

Why havent you done the world and favor yet and hung yourself? I earnestly want to know.

The thought is eternally ponderable, because everyone you've ever met or interacted with is far worse off from the experience.

>>5677377

Suigin, talking to yourself would be a lot more convincing if you at least made up a trip. No one checks them anyway.

>>5677371
If it's not consensual, it's not happening.

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>>5677371
I prefer to believe that Tenshi is sadistic.

>>5677343
Then I'll take her younger sisters.

>>5677389

Yeah I'm more than convinced this is Suigin arguing with himself, I'm also fairly certain he's some kind of internet performance artist or something and that all these moments are carefully crafted works of "art".

>>5677432
Weirdo~

>>5677432
You sick fuck

Suigin where did you go

I cannot continue to destroy the thread if you don't assist me

>>5677449
>>5677453
Goddamnit.

>>5677461
I was eating, gomen

also anons why the hell would I samefag
you guys are silly

>>5677524

Eh forget it, looks like this thread won't fail anyway. I have to leave anyway

Time for sleep.

>>5677524

>why the hell would I samefag

Would you like me to list the reasons alphabetically or in order of ascending autism?

>>5677545
Alphabetically

>>5677432
Oh man, that would be the best.

Mokou+Tenshi
Seriously it upsets me how Scarlet Weather Rhapsody of All Mankind doesn't get enough fanart

suigin i love you

Going from canon, it appears Tenshi is both masochistic and sadistic. Most people are to varying degrees, of course.

>>5677579
She's more sadistic in canon
but maso Tenshi is just something I can't hate

>>5677556
She is. I refuse to believe otherwise.

>sonic blow

SONIC BOOM

>>5677579
Except it doesn't.

>>5677592
Then how come there isn't any art of it?

>>5677588
Eh, maybe. Hard to tell.

>>5677615
Yes, let's judge every touhou character by their fanart. CONFORM OR DIE

fucking file too large
fucking duplicate who posted this

>>5677579
More S I think, she's fairly smart and manipulative too.
I like her

Tenshi has a dick, I saw it in a picture.

>>5677615
There is some. Though very little.

>>5677624
Woah, wallpapermind

>>5677595
Tenshi not being a masochist at all is improbable because you have to jump through more hoops to explain why she isn't despite letting herself get beaten up. But whatever, you're free to jump those hoops if you wish.

>>5677654
Didn't Yukari let herself get beaten as well?

>Hidden Posts: 48

God fucking damn it.

>>5677654
>letting herself get beaten up
That's the rule of incident resolving. You can't just beat up the player character.

>>5677670
I don't remember, but I'm pretty sure she hasn't let herself get beaten up repeatedly.

anyway this argument is boring someone come up with a better topic

No one let themselves get beat up, Cirno actually is that strong.

>>5677624
That was more of a complaint than an argument. As in, "S Tenshi is so great, why are there has nobody drawn fanart of her giving a footjob or something?"

>>5677691
It works as an argument. People can depict a character however they like.

>>5677691
If M Tenshi is so great, how come nobody has drawn fanart of futa Tenshi receiving a footjob or something?

>>5677688
Tenshi 8 : 12 Others
That leaves 4 people she couldn't fight against in her story mode: Iku, Komachi, Yukari, Reisen
(those are incidentally also the last 4 she fought in the time line before her story began))
from http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Scarlet_Weather_Rhapsody:_Timeline

hopefully this picture isn't too big

wrong picture

>>5677566

This definetley.

>>5677744
That picture is backwards.