/jp/ - Otaku Culture

/jp/ just got butt

At least 300% better than it was

You're not CurryButt, and it's been a long time since hes back.

I'm so happy the butt is back

Yes... CurryButt is the very soul of /jp/

Eeeeeh, Curry is back?

>>5671667
It's been...maybe not even 24 hours yet, and if he posted this right when i came back you wouldn't know the result of /jp/ getting awesome yet.

I for one welcome CurryButt

>>5671672
Oh god, I missed you!

>>5671699
WAKE UP ANIKI

>>5671679
I just seen this topic for the third or fourth time now.

i have been posting 200% more ever since CurryBro came back, it's going to be a great year

>>5671721
But anyway, welcome back.

>>5671650
I see much more reaction faces, much more irrelevant threads, shitty posts, and tripfag circljerks everywhere.
I assume this makes /jp/ better somehow for your kind.

>>5671710

Dealing with Curryass is much better than with sion-chan.

And then /jp/ went from shitty to shitty, what else is new?

>>5671753
>curry owned my ass so i pretend i hate him for his shit posts when I'm really just crying over my tear dripping butt

>>5671767
It went from shitty to shitty but at least we get to watch currybutt fight with everyone for no reason.

ALL HAIL THE BUTT

>>5671769
good ol' curry

HOLD ON LET ME WIPE OFF THE SEMEN ALL OVER MY TABLE AND MONITOR

Currybutt=Suigin=Sion=White Ren=Mugen=Anonymous

>>5671769
It's not like you are the only one who makes shitty posts. But if the majority likes such things, perhaps /jp/ is truly better. Also, why use the quoting function instead of responding directly? I'd never type so badly, it's misleading.

>>5671791
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>>5671650


THE HEART


and soul OF /jp/ IS HOME

The love of CurryButt. It is so palpable in this thread.

>>5671650
No.
Have you?

In every thread.

>>5671812
Should not that be 'for'?

hey currybutt why are you called currybutt

it paints a very odd scene in my head which is somewhat erotic

Have you noticed that CurryButt goes Super Saiyan when you post this pic?

CURRY


HOLE

>>5671839
Nope, it is fine as it is.

>>5671841
long story

>>5671833
he unbanned himself, that's how bad ass he is

>>5671865
time, Ive got it

>>5671843
>my face

>>5671841
BECAUSE THIS

I am eating...I am eating...curry. Om nom nom, fresh, straight from the cook. It's piping hot and the steam from it burns my eyes a little, the smell is strong, and the flavor intense. "Oh Ciel, please give me some more, i'm still hungry!". I don't think i've ever come across curry as rich as this before, the flavor takes over all my senses. I can't take it anymore, I want more of this spicy deliciousness. I find the place it's coming from, its a hole, and I notice Ciel is looking the other way. The hole isn't big enough for me to use the spoon, but around it is soft tissue. I pull it open and decide to just use my tongue to scoop out the curry. I notice another area near the curry hole, dripping with something, so I taste it. The flavor is that of salty milk and coins, I quickly return to the curry to remove the taste. While eating the curry, I hear a gurgling noise...suddenly a hot gust of air billows out of the hole and the curry begins flowing at an amazing pace. The smell, the taste, the heat, it all comes pouring out of the hole with such force...soon it's all over my face and the floor, I'm slathered in it, enjoying it, loving it. I begin lapping it off the floor. My hands are covered in it, i begin rubbing it into myself. The heat is so intense that it begins to make my penis erect...as the curry pours out, I get closer and closer to orgasm. In the background I can hear Ciel moaning in discomfort.

Making Curry must be hard work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58hynAJ5zB0

>>5671865
I...I don't.....my God...what...

>>5671865
Also because of that.

Oh and I eat shit and love Ciel.

>>5671895
Well no, I don't eat shit really.

>>5671904
you post it

>>5671883

jesus Ive actually seen this pasta before

well that explains it

>>5671910
wat

I love you, CurryButt
And I also love Suigin, even tough he's a bit stupid sometimes
And I love those own3d and buttmad macros
I love /jp/
This is the best place I could have ever come across

Thanks for existing

let's not talk about scat while i'm at work guys

>>5671913
Of course you have, after all as a most wonderful fact I, CurryButt, am omnipotent and omniscient.

No one on 4chan hasn't seen my amazing writing.

>>5671921
Taiko browsing a scat website.jpg

>>5671910
maximum burn

>>5671920
...With these standards, I'd assume you would prefer /b/ or something with more irrelevant image macros.
Oh well.

See why you should support me? ;_;

>>5671926

not on 4chan, long before I even started frequenting 4chan

wow Im all nostalgia over a copy pasta about shit

well fuck

>>5671650
This is a lie.

>>5671921
>browsing 4chan at work
Reminds me of a guy to got his campus web access revoked for going to 4chan.

>>5671962
lol sux 2 b him

>>5671958
Wow, my pasta has even left 4chan? I really am amazing.

>>5671952
Cause you post screencaps?
I do not follow.

>>5671959
But it's true!

>>5671962
Seriously? I browse it at school.

>>5671973
Because I get abused by mods

>>5671969

I guess so

it still sounds just as gay, why the fuck did you write that

Who's CurryButt?

>>5671984
Sexually?

>>5671968
>>5671978

Yea, does suck to be him.

And different school have different rules.
Some you can browse porn all day long, others, if even so much as a slightly questionable add passes through permaban for them.

>>5671986
HOW COULD CURRY BE GAY?

YOU SOME KIND OF INSECURE FAGGOT OR SOMETHING?

>>5671984
Wouldn't making irrelevant posts, posting reaction images and RPing kinda make it an expected consequence?

>>5671986
>sounds gay
>talking about heterosexual sex

Man, you sure are 12 years old and "I think gay is such an edgy and cool way to call everything" aren't you?

>>5671991
You'd like that wouldn't you.

bump.

>>5672009

so it isnt gay scat porn?

well scat porn pretty bad as it is you dont have to get all mad at me over such a small mistake

>>5672053
Ciel is female.

Are you fucking retarded?

>and additional moderators coming by early next week

>>5672065

well I dont know who your "ciel" is but yes now I know she is female

>>5672072
As if it will help out forgotten board.

>>5672084
What do you mean "your" ciel?

Ciel from Tsukihime you stupid twat.

>>5672089
just wait

You now realize that CurryButt was not in Dragonball /jp/.

I petition that we bother KoG until he fixes that.

>>5672094
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RZcFbiQ5PU

>>5672105
Dragon ball what? Fill me in, I didn't know that /jp/ became /a/.

>>5672105
KoG usually puts me in as Cirno because he knows me as Cirnoo from before I became CurryButt, which is also what made him spam her all the time in order to piss me off back then.

I hate him and he's a faggot, but just sayin'.

>>5672114

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/539133

>>5672121
Reported for newgrounds.

>>5672105

KoG is making another flash called "Anonymous Jones is coming...", and the role of CurryButt is played by Master Shake.

>>5672120

Cirno was meant to be the board personification of autism, not you.

Unless you're implying what I think you're implying.

>>5672131

>hate Newgrounds
>link constantly to /f/

Reported for Gay Ren.

>>5672157
Reported for Ren hatred.

>>5672157
Reported.

>>5672139
You don't know anything if you honestly believe that and think I'm wrong when I knew that piece of retarded shit for years.

But okay, whatever you say you KoG autist. Who gives a fuck about that faggot anyway?

Currybuns for mod

>>5672072
Time to wear my mask for protection...

>>5672176
You seem frustrated.

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>>5672174

>makes two separate posts to say reported

>>5672139

>and the role of CurryButt is played by Master Shake.

Yes, every time KoG makes a Cirno reference he's talking about Currybutt.

Sure is full of himself.

>>5672192
Reported for not knowing there's at least 4 Rens.

>>5672183
My mask is juggalo facepaint

>>5672198
There's 3 now, Ren Delta died in a biking accident :(

/jp/ really is the worst board on 4chan.

Anyone who bullies CurryButt or White Ren will get owned

>>5672196
Wow, you must think KoG is cool or something if you're acting like I'd want to be involved in his shit. Just saying facts, not saying LOL IM SPECIAL CUZ IM IN KOGS VIDYAS XDDD

You should go back to /a/ and do your fucking DUALIESSSSS and FIVESSS posts with characters from movies you've never seen you worthless cocksucker.

>>5672209
yup

>>5672176

>calling everybody who disagrees with you KoG

>>5672213

Kog really trolls him hard

>>5672210
im glad youve got my back bro
you're a tru firend

>>5672207
Reported for not attending candlelight vigil.

>>5672213
When did I call him KoG? I said KoG autist, as in someone who likes KoG for some reason and because of having such shit tastes is also autistic

>Wow, you must think KoG is cool or something if you're acting like I'd want to be involved in his shit. Just saying facts, not saying LOL IM SPECIAL CUZ IM IN KOGS VIDYAS XDDD

>KoG usually puts me in as Cirno

Someone's upset. Are you schizophrenic?

>>5672181
Mai hasubando.

>>5672211

It's like a nigger who smokes dope all day and mooches off of everybody telling the other nigger who has various mental disorders and eats at Five Guys he's better than him.

Really CurryButt?

Did you REALLY stoop that low?

>>5672236
The only time I stoop low is when I'm eating your mothers pussy out, bro.

>>5672236
Don't bring Arc into this.

>>5672222
>2222

duuuude

>>5672236
Kog has mental disorders?

>>5672222
DEM QUADSSS XDDDD (he's pointing at the quadsz in da pic***

>>5672211
dualies www that's the first time i've heard that

>>5672236
This analogy fits a little bit too well...

>>5672242

so funny

Rescinding all reports due to QUADZ.

>>5672242
lol

>>5672267
Yeah, so is your existance.

White Renning

>>5672273
REISSUING ALL REPORTS AS ILLEGAL CONTENT

>>5672242
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>>5672242

Someone just got CURRYOWNEEEEDDDD

yeah, sure is "awesome".

Hey guys, if I post a Yami picture and name it "yugiyamiv4a.jpg" just like Kog does, can I be Kog?

Stop talking about, KoG. No one cares about him.

Reporting if no one provides me with cunnilingus.

Whole anonymous on /jp/ is babbies.

>>5672295

This. When the HELL did KoG become a part of /jp/ culture? Remember the good old days when it was just mugen, CurryButt, BOOF, White Ren, and Sion-chan?

This place has gone downhill...

>>5672276

damn currybutt do you just make these up on the spot?
sometimes kids online take hours to think up insults on par with yours

>>5672313
Reported for fond memories.

>>5672315
The only thing on par with me is your mother's gaping vagina - it's so big it's a 1 par hole even from miles away.

Number 1 all the way, motherfucker.

>>5672315
Reported for K-ON

>>5672315
Reported for k-on

NERD THREAD

>>5672335
...Classy/

>>5672355

You better be shitting me if Failgun is any better.

>>5672351
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>>5672355
one day the mods are just going to take away the report feature

>>5672313
"good old days" yeah, when good means shit. The only difference is that this place is now worse.

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>>5672355
Curry will soon fully synchronize with the Rens and we will become one.

>>5672377
THEN STOP COMING HERE, NEWFAG

>>5672367
Failgun at least has a plot, unlike K-ON.

>>5672375
It's like one of those office thermometers, it doesn't do anything, but it makes people feel better when they push it.

>>5672380
And the world will never be the same after that.

>>5672364

/r9k/'s faggotry doesnt stand a candle to the greasy, sweaty, overweight ball of manchildness that this place is

>>5672395
Reported for saying /r9k/ is better than anything at anything.

>>5672367
Railgun spent more than 10 cents for animation per episode
Railgun has actual characters and not just blobs of 'GITAH? LOL AM I KAWAII'
Railgun has an actual plot
Railgun isn't fucking retarded
Railgun doesn't fucking suck
Railgun isn't for manchildren

I have a filter. Not sure what everyone is talking about.

I wouldn't mind seeing an /a/ - /jp/ merge after seeing this thread.

>>5672402
hshahahsfsafdaghahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>5672402
Railgun has great opening and ending songs
Railgun has good music throughout while k-on is a show ABOUT FUCKING MUSIC AND ALL THE MUSIC IS SHIT
Railgun isn't garbage
Railgun actually looks like something and not deformed blobby-shaped "humans" for characters
Railgun isn't shit

>>5672403
Reported for using demotivationals. Demotivationals are image macros and are bannable on all boards except for /b/. Please refer to the global rules.

>>5672403
Reported for hurting my feelings.

>>5672402
stop defensing shit just b/cuz ur a shit

it makes u look bad

>>5672402

have you even watched K-on recently?
animation is top notch, kyaoni has really gotten its shit together
and railgun is for man children, you ARE the definition of manchild

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>>5672423
>>5672421
Reported for advanced autism.

>>5672423
Reported for watching K-ON

>Tripfag circlejerk
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Ugh...

>>5672417
>Implying reporting will do anything.

Fuck your shit.

>>5672433
>>5672437

oh man!
I just know Im gonna get b& for this
please spare me currybutt!

>>5672444
Reported for implying. Please go back to /v/.

I can't find one good post in this thread.

>>5672459
I can't find one good use for your life.

>>5672442
I know what you mean...

>this thread

>>5672442
Reported for being and idiot XD

>>5672442
that's /jp/ for you. The land without mods.

>>5672444
Reported for doubting the report system and therefore complaining about the moderation of the site.

>>5672451
Reported for reporting.

>>5672442
>newfriend

CURRYBUTT APPRECIATION STATION

>>5672478
ALL CURRY ALL THE TIME

>>5672478
>ARC
This thread just got shitty.

>>5672473
>shitty tripfag.

>>5672478
Arc lets get some delicious snacks tomorrow, it's hot and I miss you.

You could use a good tan anyway.

>>5672488
Reported for foul language.

>>5672486
>just got

I love you, /jp/. This thread proved why you're the bestest board on 4chan :)

>>5672509
>:)
Die away from here.

>>5672509
well as long as the extreme autism just limited to just one thread

>>5672499
What about me?... Aren't you gonna invite me?...

Sometimes I like thinking about how many manchildren are raging and smashing the wall and crying and jamming their fingers down on their keys in a mad blind rage while yelling whenever I post.

It makes me hard.

>>5672509
Reported.

>>5672529
You have a pretty avid imagination there.

>>5672520
:D

>>5672499

We should go to the beach!

I'll pack my bikini

>>5672526
W-well you could come too, I was thinking of having a bit of alone time with Arc because we haven't seen each other for awhile, absence makes the heart grow fonder they say, but I still have my physical needs too! But I guess that could wait till evening and we could part ways with you after eating.

>>5672549
Y-YOUR B-B-B-B-BIKINI!?

>>5672529
I'm pretty sure no one is near from doing such things.

>>5672577

Reported due to lack of White Ren erotica.

Is it just me or is this thread a prime example of why CB should be rebanned permanently?

In fact, I think it's grounds for a new forced anon policy.

>>5672526
S-sorry mugen, but we already have plans for just the two of us!

>>5672589
replying to a thread with a randum picture?

>>5672560

ararara

what's wrong? You said I should get some sun.

Seriously, this place isn't any different from every forum that "whoever disagrees with this guy with 10000000 posts is a faggot and will get banned"

>>5672595
Reported for reaction image.

>>5672595
You're just jelos cuz ur left out

>>5672595
agreed.

>>5672609
Who the fuck gets banned for arguing with the tripfriends?

>>5672606
N-NO NOTHINGS WRONG, LETS GO TO THE BEACH, MAKE SURE TO BRING YOUR BIKINI, YOU COULD EVEN WEAR IT ALL DAY IF YOU WANT

theres an anonymizer plug in

find it, it shouldn't be to difficult Im not feeling up to the task right now

>>5672609
what? no one is going to be banned for arguing with another retarded.

>>5672628
>implying you wouldn't still know what posts were mine

>>5672628
Reported for tripfriend disrespect.

>>5672633

cause of how juvenile they are?

>>5672600
Oh... OK... I was hoping I could invite both of you to my Vacation House... I mean... I have a swimming pool with a very nice view of Laguna Lake (I'm not even joking here) and everything plus a well stocked fridge plus all the beer we could gulp down... then you could use one of my 6 air conditioned guest rooms...

But guess we'll just have to do this some other time...

;_;

>>5672648
We can do it for the "welcome home currybutt!" party in a few days!

>>5672621
>tripfriends
>circlejerking

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>>5672663

your doin it wrong welcoming parties shouldn't be days after the face you derp

>>5672687
Reported for egregious typos.

>>5672680
So excited~ so excited~

WE'RE HOLDING A WELCOME BACK CURRYBUTT PARTY ON PLAYSTATION HOME

>>5672706
BUT NOBODY USES HOME

>>5672755
I KNOW, THAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER

I really shouldn't say this but this thread is archive worthy.

>>5672776
Are you from /b/?

>>5672785
Reported for mentioning /b/.

>>5672776
I agree. The archive of shit.

>>5672755
U~I~HA~RU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/flips your skirt

holy crap we should totally archive this thread guys

>>5672785
no, he is a cyber-friend posting as anon.

>167 posts hidden

The hell is this? There can't be that many tripfags in this thread..

>>5672882
Well it IS a horrible thread after all isn't it? Makes sense.

>>5672882
Reported for distrust.

>>5672823
YOU MUSTN'T DO THAT!

I sense a threadban.

>>5672908
I sense you are new.

Summer /jp/ is full of shitty circlejerking metathreads. Shitposters on vacation.

>>5672918
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN9xuACTzoI

>>5672908
I sense this thread being deleted after being dead for hours by some crappy janitor and no one is banned AT ALL. Like always.

I don't understand why you can't let this kids have their fun. It's like breaking into a mental hospital and yelling at retarded children to stop being faggots.

Go get a life and cherish it, because it's obvious these tripfags are incapable.

>>5672944
What the fuck is this shit

>>5671843
post the rest of these