/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Go to a suicide club.

Kill yourself.

Show the natives your giant American penis.

Wear shirts and hats that have an American flag design on them.

Also, speak engrish and carry fast food on you at all times.

>>5663140

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Go outside, walk around. do stuff.

>>5663139

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Oh, were you one of those 3 faggots i saw at McDonalds?

Behave like you are cowboy from the movies/anime.

Buy food from vending machines, because with the language barrier, you do not even know how to order anything.

Talk loudly in public, make eye contact with everyone you pass, and laugh out suddenly for no reason.

Find a way to get thrown in jail and report back with the conditions you're held in, please.

Dress like a old fashioned cowboy and walk around telling people you are from the past and is trying to find your way home.

>>5663220
THIS TOO.

>>5663169
>>5663183
>>5663191

This

>>5663191
This

I'm going in a week, OP.

I can speak a little, but I don't have any details planned.
That's what I'm going to do when I come home today, though.

>>5663219
Most of the suggestions here should do the trick. Just sit back and wait.

I never get the idea of why talking on cellphones on the train is considered rude in Japan.

>>5663240
It is?
I don't get it either.

>>5663240
It's annoying. Use mail instead.

>>5663244
Then shouldn't you not talk at all while walking the streets either because it's all the same shit?

Run through traffic naked.

>>5663259
There's a difference between passing by someone annoying and being stuck with someone annoying.

>>5663273
Then how about YOU move away?

>>5663259
When you sit in a train, you're stuck in that train. Stuck with mostly the same passangers throughout your trip, perhaps for hours. Do you prefere "BLAHBLAHBLAH" or "......ka-chunk"?

>>5663279
Are you really that dense? Motherfucker.

>>5663279
Well, that attitude is the very definition of rudeness.

>>5663289
>he thinks people sit in trains

>>5663224
>>5663223
>>5663222

Triple posting isn't necessary.

>>5663305
He managed to post 3 times in under a minute? Wow.

>>5663297
>>5663300
I don't give a fuck about your opinion. Nobody in the world have any problems with it but you.

>>5663350
You have a problem. You are idiot.

>>5663362
>You are idiot

>>5663362
Why should I care about you, a meaningless shit.
Have problems? Deal /w it dumbfuck.

>>5663302
Those seats doesn't sit on themselves, but okay - no one sits in trains. Got autism?

>>5663371
Illiterate moron.

>>5663380
>dumbfuck

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I'm in Japan too, Tokyo. you?

>>5663407
Cretin.

I'm in TOKYO. Saw OP's book yesterday in Akiba, called 'World Gals' or some shit like that. I found a cooler book

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Go to Taiji and protest against dolphin killing

>>5663469
Wow, what is that book about? only japan-releases? Post some pics of a few pages, pleease.

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>>5663613
found it in 7-eleven, didn't buy it. Just about weird shit japs do, that nobody else does. Some of it was bullshit tho. Like this page basically said Japanese restaurants give water for free, but not in other countries!

>>5663409
>>5663473
>>5663626

OP here, kinda thirsty /jp/.

What do now?

>>5663695
pocari sweat. fag.
or that new akb48 drink at 7-11

>>5663687
Oh okat that's weird... Thanks for answering :D
Just remember to pick up something to scan for /jp/.
>Pic Related

>>5663695
Take 2 steps out of the place you guys are staying in.
>vending machines everywhere

how do you not get that phoning in a train is rude? That's not just Japan, most countries would rather you take your calls elsewhere

>>5663371
Bangkok, are you really that idiot for not knowing the difference between rudeness in YOUR country and OTHER country?

>>5663804
...what

>>5663302

Trains are only crowded during rush hour. I usually go to Akihabara around 2PM when I get the chance, and those things are deserted.

>>5663820
I don't care, dipshit.

>>5663840
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xut__-uXG8U

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_mobile_phone_culture#Negative_aspects


only in japan.

>>5663847
And you say you never get the idea of why talking on cellphones on the train is considered rude in Japan.

You are just a shitty blockhead it seems.

>>5663861
Reported for being inbred and illiterate.

>>5663861
>>Wikipedia
shitty source for shitty readers

>Japanese mobile phone culture
you expect it has other countries mentioned other than Japan?

Blockhead is blockhead.

>>5663863
Because it isn't considered rude in ANY countries other than Japan and maybe wherever shithole you came from?

>>5663870
Find me an article about X mobile phone culture where X isn't Japan.

>>5663872
In North America you are liable to get glared at or loudly bitched about.

>>5663872
Hey, Bang. Hey, hey hey 'kok. you are in Bangkok now right? You are in Bangkok tomorrow right? You are in Bangkok forever in the future, right?

Good. Stay in there forever.

>>5663875
http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-cell-phone-etiquette.htm
>Observe the 10-foot Proximity Rule. Maintain a distance of at least 10-feet (3 meters) from the nearest person when talking on a cell phone. No matter how quietly you speak, if standing too close to others they are forced to overhear your personal business.
>Intimate public settings such as restaurants, public restrooms, waiting rooms, hallways, buses, subways or anywhere a private conversation is not possible is a bad place for a cell phone conversation
http://www.microsoft.com/business/en-us/resources/technology/communications/cell-phone-etiquette-10-
dos-and-donts.aspx
>Never talk in elevators, libraries, museums, restaurants, cemeteries, theaters, dentist or doctor waiting rooms, places of worship, auditoriums or other enclosed public spaces, such as hospital emergency rooms or buses.

>>5663875
Why should I help you?

>>5663876
For talking on the cellphone?

No shit sherlock.

>>5663877
>herrrr

Reported this thread directly to moot for making me angry.

>>5663884
>shit nobody cares about

Bangkok what the hell are you doing? What right do you have to argue about another country's culture with people from the fucking country.

>>5663884
Don't waste your time teaching a pig, bro. Because a pig won't learn anymore except bathing in mud and eating leftovers.

Bangcock could only learn etiquettes from trolling in /jp/.

>>5663892
Take your greasy hand out of your crusty boxers and try walking away from the computer and off the nearest bridge.

Let me get this straight.

Nobody fucking cares if you phone on the train.
You're just being overly defensive weeaboo durr hurr glorious nippon culture.,

>>5663920
>Let me get this straight. a derpa derpa dee doo derp

>>5663920
And let's get this straight:

You just make an ass of yourself.

>>5663932
Ok sure.

But still, phoning on the train is perfectly fine (at least it is anywhere else in the world) unless you're shouting onto it.

>>5663942
hey bangkok, next time, try talking on the phone while you are on a train or a bus (the BTS and MRT doesn't count since half of the people boarding it are rude and uncivilized white devils) and see how the locals react.

>>5663932

Japanese are liable to complain to the train master if you're making too much of a ruckus. Personal conversations are kept to a very low volume as well as phone calls. Most are very brief, as well. So long as you aren't giving your life story and have your phone on silent mode, you won't be looked at too badly. Also, there are special seats, and around them you can't use phones because they're courtesy seats.

Honestly, not enough people are considerate in public anymore. The Japanese policy is mostly unspoken and you should know when you're being rude, as opposed to places in America where most people don't have a clue until someone bitches at them about it.

Hey /jp/, OP here again.

How do you say "or" in Japanese?

>>5663966
それとも?
Can't be too sure without an idea of the sentence it's going in.

>>5663973
Thanks anon.

Bangkok is a bad troll =(

>>5664058
Anyone can be bangkok.

OP here.

I've got garbage and don't know how to dispose of it. What do?

>>5665161
Eat it.

>>5665161
Find a convenience store and throw it there. Garbage cans are few and far between.

>>5665200
Thanks /jp/. You've helped me quite a lot today.