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5655785 No.5655785 [Reply] [Original]

How may I serve you, stranger?

>> No.5655791

Lean just a liiiiiittle more forward...

>> No.5655790

I'd like to feel your anus.

>> No.5655794
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5655794

Like this

>> No.5655799

I seek sanctuary before the coming storm and perhaps a warm meal.

>> No.5655817

That'll sell for a high price.

>> No.5655818

>>5655794

I highly doubt suwako's ass would be that big

>> No.5655821

i'd sniff then lick that ass

>> No.5655846

I heard you're the person to contact for advertising help? I'd like you to help me get the word out about my business.

>> No.5655870

About killing hakurei reimu....

>> No.5655878

>>5655870
Gentlemen... How do we kill superman?

>> No.5655888

WE BE TAKIN YO MOJO TO FIGHT DA LICH KING

>> No.5655905

may I speak with your husband?

>> No.5655908

>>5655888
AAAUUUUUUUTISM

>> No.5655910

>>5655905
Which one?

>> No.5655980
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5655980

My favorite Suwako picture.

>> No.5656012 [SPOILER] 
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>>5655980
>>5655794

>> No.5656016
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>> No.5656048

>>5656012
Nothing to be sad about.

>> No.5656071

Don't forget she already gave birth at least once...
So she's pretty familiar with this, and so I guess she can afford some fun with her nice little frog ass...

>> No.5656075

>>5656071
Virgin biiiiiirth

>> No.5656078

[x] tickle Suwako

>> No.5656110

>>5656078
Frogs aren't ticklish.

>> No.5656129

[x] dissect

>> No.5656151

>>5656129
NO

>> No.5656162

>>5656151
Don't you want to find out what makes a god tick?

>> No.5656176

can someone post that picture of swako being cummed inside? the one that only shows the bottom of her stomach and a penis

>> No.5656193
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>>5656176
Go to danbooru.

>> No.5656197
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>>5656012
you made mommy cry, faggots!

>> No.5656200
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>>5656197
>mommy

>> No.5656203

>>5656197
Actually, Sanae is like her Great Great Great great great... granddaughter

>> No.5656212
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>>5656203
She doesn't know that.

>> No.5656221

>>5656200
>>5656203
Be nice, the kid's confused. She was probably an orphan.

>> No.5656224
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>>5656221
No wonder she ended up a slut

>> No.5656240

>>5656224
What makes you think orphans are more likely to end up sluts???

>> No.5656261

>>5656071
Don't frogs fertilize their eggs externally?

>> No.5656269

>>5656261
How can you say you love Suwako if you won't cum all over her eggs?

>> No.5656520

>>5655910
manako

>> No.5657049
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5657049

Fuck you guys, that was asexual reproduction and suwako's husband is kanako

>> No.5657064
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5657064

Can I help you, stranger?

>> No.5657071

[x] genuflect

>> No.5657089
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>>5657049
What sort of husband doesn't provide for her wife's sexual needs?

>> No.5657112

>>5657089
Ty

>> No.5657136

>>5657049
No. Suwako just fucked a human, produced a demigod offspring, we get Suwako after years of her blood fucking around with humans.

You cannot deny her sluttiness passed on.

Kanako is not Suwako's husband.

Touche

>> No.5657167

>>5657089

mind sex is best sex

>> No.5657175

TOAD LICKAN

>> No.5657226

I like to think Kanako is married to Takeminakata and Suwako is married to Mishaguji (in Japan, it's a common motif for husband/wife or sibling deities fighting each other with the female usually dominating. ) and the two have some sort of camaraderie/bromance going on because they both have no arms and Takeminakata left Mishaguji's shrine instead of hijacking it.

So you have a serpentine penis idol and an armless demonic deity drinking tea together with their tail/feet and chatting about how nice it is that their wives got used to the new environment. Instead of playing danmaku, they'd gather a few worshippers and have soccer matches or running contests.

>> No.5657283

>>5657226
I thought Japan was misogynist. Why dominating female gods

>> No.5657297

>>5657283
Dominatrix brah.

>> No.5657321
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>>5657226
>>5657136
LIES LIES

>> No.5657347

>>5657283
Maybe because male ones are kind of dicks.

Even Okuninushi, who is pretty much the nicest guy you can find, gets his kicks out of giving the Emperor's sons congenital deformities and making women commit suicide by stabbing themselves in the cunt with chopsticks until they bleed out. Not to mention that one time where he turned himself into an arrow and shot himself up some maiden's vagina while she was taking a crap. I wonder if there's porn of that incident.

>> No.5657373

>>5657347
Awwwwwwwww. Not cool, Japan.

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>> No.5657399
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5657399

Do you think you could fuck me in the ass while you slit my throat?

>> No.5657403

>>5657391

Source request.

>> No.5657426
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5657426

>>5657403
Don't have it.

>> No.5657432

>>5657347
I like to think all these fucked up gods existed, butt they were aliens
yeah...

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>> No.5657448

>>5657399
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

>> No.5657470

>>5657432
Stargate logic.

>> No.5657483

>>5657426

Why does she act like chen in that picture?

>> No.5657508
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>>5657483
Why indeed?

>> No.5657586

>>5657347
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

>> No.5658067

>>5657399
wut

>> No.5658081
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5658081

>>5657470

STÅRGÅTE. Because ancient Egyptians apparently write like modern Scandinavians.

>> No.5658119

>>5657403
http://www.mediafire.com/?mmgz2d1t0nn

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>>5657470
Not quite

>> No.5658132

>>5655980
I prefer Suwako_riding_a_banana.jpg

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