/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Glad you see it our way.

More specifically, I'm glad you have good taste for a normalfag.

Haters..

Pretty dangerous waifu.

I hope you know what you're doin normalfriend.

You will never get to share a drink with your waifu, though.

;_;

She's been mine since September of 08'

Sorry.

Coolest touhou

I couldn't care less what she wears or what she looks like.

it all depends on what she cooks like.

Enjoy you're HURK HURK HURK.

>>5650200

Feels safe, man.

>>5650170
Fascinating etc

Waifus are supposed to be small and gullible. You still don't get it, blandfag.

>>5650222

Are you okay? How's the lifting going?

I want to smell her feet while she hurks on me

>>5650216
Could an episode for the sitcom

HONK

Perfect!

>>5650278
No.

Now it's perfect.

>>5650298
If you want flat, just call her sister.

>>5650206
BOOF still claiming Touhous as his? I thought that fad died out when he realized no one gave a fuck.

Onis are the closest thing we'll ever get to a black touhou.

>>5650216

Oni cuisine. You do not want to know.

>>5650234

Mostly cardio right now.

>>5650341
The thought of ZUN making a Touhou game based on African mythology is kinda amusing.

>>5650361
Lip disk moe~

>>5650341

A bear, a star, white-blue-red colour scheme and constantly drinking.

Russia.
Hooray for stereotyping.

I want her to break my small, frail, stoner body with her drunken ass.

>>5650446

Small, frail, stoner?

You may want to put on some meat if you are to be considered decent game, even less a good challenge.

Why is Sake so fuking terribad?
Fuck, I drank 2 bottles straight and I got the same buzz as I would from 6 pack of low-quality beer. I got pissed off and proceeded to burn down 2 bowls of heavy dank to get the shit taste out of my mouth.

>>5650492
You lack Japanese spirit.

>>5650492

Because sake is beer.

>>5650354

>Mostly cardio right now.

Let me know when you're pushing up 250+ lbs. on the flat bench. My body is ready.

>>5650216
How about a girl who's got a brain, who always speaks her mind?

>>5650542

120 kilos?

>>5650492
sake only tastes good when you're in a good place in your life

>>5650544
Sound like the opposite of what /jp/ wants in a woman.

>>5650544

Dammit Ping, you're not allowed in this army

>>5650542
We have bodybuilders on /jp/?

Good grief.

>>5650492
Sake is rice wine. It's got about the same alcohol content as wine.

>>5650544
nah

I'd like to introduce Yuugi and Suika to Death metal and weed.
I'm pretty sure they'd flip dickshits over a new way to alter their state-of-mind.

My body is ready for sex with Yuugi

300 pounds on the bench
110 on the preacher curl
1000 crunches
50 one legged squats
rows

I AM A BEAST

>>5650573

I hope my body can take it

>>5650572
>death metal and weed

excuse me?

>>5650492
The cheap stuff you get from Safeway for like $10 per 1.75 L is about the same quality as you might expect with getting that same price/amount ratio with vodka. In other words crap, those big ones are mostly kept in the kitchen for like cooking and stuff.

Sake has a huge variety of flavors (can be sweet and fruity or dry and fairly bland), different textures, and some types are better drunk chilled, room temp or slightly warmed up. It also varies a bit in strength; I've had some that was like 24% alc/vol and I think some has more; your usual safeway stuff has maybe half that pr less, which makes that only a little stronger than some micro beers.

All in all it's not something to be tried once and think that you know what it's like; you might as well judge all beer as terrible because your first and only experience with it was Bud Light.

>>5650544
I'd like a girl that'll make a man out of me, who's as swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, if you know what I mean

>>5650572
My dream is to take my waifu from gensokyo for 24 hours and show her the wonders of my world.

All day, just me and her.

Walking around town, boating on a lake, stopping at restaurants.

>>5650606

Which one?

>>5650610
Any of them.

;_;

>>5650548

That's right. How close are you to it? Have you passed it already?

>>5650561

>We have bodybuilders on /jp/?

Just a casual lifter.

Though, I'm sure you now realize why it amuses me to hear /jp/ say that they'd like me to ride them.

Their slender NEET bones would probably snap under my muscle mass.

>>5650606
>>5650612
But BOOF, you do not have any waifus.

I want Yuugi to break my pretty 147lbs body with her mighty and powerful sex.

IS THAT SO WRONG?!

>>5650544

NAH

i've got a girl back home who's unlike any other.

>>5650620
>Their slender NEET bones would probably snap under my muscle mass.

Uh huh....

shit like wet concrete coming out of a firehose

5'9 1/2" 150 pounds.

I'm sure Yuugi stands some 6'6" or taller....

She'd make fun of me for my puniness. ;______;

>We have bodybuilders on /jp/?

>>5650582
yeah what ever brah i bench press golden lions and squat blue whales

>>5650645
Damn BOOF, I never realized how amazing your chest is.

>>5650630
Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his MOTHER

>>5650561
Alot of jocks are fucking awful with women too!

>>5650645
What the hell is that on your arm? A golf ball?

>>5650168
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>>5650645
I bow before you, master.

I want her to break my puny 5'4" 115lb body.

>>5650645
So now I am being trolled and have to see, "Nuh huh she's mai waifu I claimed her first!" shit being posted by..........a muscle bound jock.....

Oh happy days.

Wait, all those waifus BOOF claims as his might be true as they would rather take him over any of our skinny/fat selves.

I am now depressed and sad ;__;
goodnight /jp/

Yo Arc, post yourself too. Might as well.

>>5650724

Soon.

>>5650645

>>5650620

Passed, probably not. Nearing, possibly.
Heaviest thing I've lifted thus far is a welding aggregate. No gym card and having a hard time finding good weights.

I look at Yuugi, and I go...
"Fuck, I need to go lift."

and every other day, I do
>>5650645
dang bro.

>>5650715
Well, BOOF is in fact a Touhou. So of course they'd choose one of their own over us.

>>5650726
Will it be a fully body, nude shot of you lathered in tanning oil?

I wonder what it's like to have muscles.I feel bad cause i basically have the body of 15 year old girl.;_;

>>5650743
Why would you want to see that?

He thinks he's such a lady KILLER!

>>5650715
but his muscles will not stop bullets.

I'm glad he didn't claim Ojou-sama as his waifu, or I would have to overpower his silly little guns with my .762

>>5650743

>>5650744

well just start doing push ups every day and you'll grow a chest

>>5650743

How'd you guess? I was going to take a picture of myself naked, striking a moe~ pose.

>>5650775
Fuck yeah
I will prepare my anus

>>5650765
I don't know. BOOF's 7.68(?) argument a while back looked promising.

>>5650765
>.32

good luck with that pea shooter.

>>5650786
wait, .32 is 7.65mm

>>5650738

You're going to need a lot of excercise, proper diet, and - maybe most of all - time and patience if you're intending to reach 180 kilos of muscle.

Good luck.

>>5650786
wtf then, do you have a bazooka or what?

HURK HURK HURK

Seriously, what do you people see in Yuugi that I can't?

Is anyon wlse like fuckin drunk nad stoned as fuckinh fuck riht now?

>>5650836
HEALTHY

but her hair is the major turn on for me.

>>5650831

He wants a nuke cannon.

>>5650831
He has a shark launcher

>>5650836

Different people with different taste.

>>5650855
is her mouth open?

or is that a fat lip?

>>5650836

She has large breasts that I would like to suck.

>>5650836

Tall, healthy, nice tits and most likely an easy going and understanding personality.

>>5650855
This

Actually I prefer Yuugi like this.

>>5650857

Tongue.

Also... maybe "healthy" isn't the right word in its original meaning since she drinks more than enough to kill a whale every day, but she's easily among the most fit of the crew.

I hate you guys.

I am naturally skinny and have an EXTREMELY fast metabolism. I have gone to the gym and actually paid an instructor to guide me through the steps and keep me on a proper diet. He was even boggled and amazed at my metabolism. He told me I was a hard-gainer but even then he still hadn't seen something this bad before. I even went to the doctor just to make sure I didn't have a tapeworm or some shit. He said nope, just a fast metabolism. Told me I will probably never have to worry about getting fat ever in my lifetime. Quit the gym after 7 months of not noticing shit although I was able to lift heavier and heavier as we went along. Instructor tole me he was sorry he couldn't do much for me.

I've actually come close to steroids but......I just told myself fuck it, if I was meant to be this goddamn skinny then so be it.

Super cool story bro. I know.

>>5650886

That problem is more common than you think nowadays.

>>5650886
it's much better to be skinny than fucking fat your know. Be glad for having a fast metabolism.

Oh what the fuck am I doing replying to a copy/pasta

>>5650908
Not everything is pasta you know.

>>5650886
>never have to worry about getting fat ever in my lifetime
I think i hate you.

>>5650886

at that point what were you eating and how much of it

were you eating say, a 4k/cal diet and still not gaining weight?

>>5650908
What is better then? Being fat or having the body physique of a crack addict?

I want to be able to lift heavier shit without getting huge ;_; Someone give me the willpower to stick to a plan that will achieve this

>>5650936
Crack addict. Easily. Fat people that want to be thin hate your guts, you know.

>>5650941
Nobody loves someone that looks like you do.

You will only be loved if you get willpower to stick to a lifting plan.

>>5650935
It's been 3 years ago man, I can't remember.

The only thing I've tried one time is to get a number 3 from McDonald's with a large vanilla shake for lunch for a whole week. Pounds gained? 0

Although I did feel like shit for the next few days....

>>5650949
No, no, I don't want to be loved. I just want to be able to lift a bit heavier shit and get tired less easily. That's all.

>>5650886

That's sad. But if you say you did make progress in output, maybe it's not as bad after all.

Remember, building *large* muscles doesn't equal building *good* muscles. If you're just seeing progress in how you perform, it doesn't really matter if your appearance changes.

/jp/ - /fit/

Hey BOOF, what does you diet and workout routine entail? I'm curious as I would like to get into working out as well. Not for the sake of getting big but just feeling better and having some energy.

>>5650955

lol, no wonder you couldn't gain weight. that's not how you put on muscle.

you want an actual *diet* with lots of good calories, tons of protein etc.

go bum around /fit/ for a while for diet info. try to ignore all the zyzz/tinytrip trash.

>>5650886

I gain muscle way too easily. I used to be fat, but after half starving myself in cycles and fucking up my metabolism, I can't even get fat anymore. I can't be a trap like this. It sucks. No idea what is going on with my metabolism at this point.

>>5650979
No, no. I didn't do the McDonald's week thing when I was going to the gym with the instructor. I stuck to the diet he told me to do and followed it religiously. Grilled chicken, Salmon/Tuna, nuts, turkey breast, broccoli etc etc.

I did the McDonald's thing on a whim just to see if I could put on some weight.

>>5650886
I feel your pain, bro.
I went to a gym to get buffed up a bit. 2 Months into it the instructor told me to go to the doctor and get checked for worms.
I have no worms. WHAT THE FUCK GUYS!

>>5650992
>muscle too easily

I've never heard of such a thing. I'm not looking to get ripped or anything. Just toned like maybe a Olympian swimmer.

I wouldn't mind just looking like Pitt here from Fight Club.

>>5650973

If you just want to feel better and have energy just do cardio frequently. Swimming is really good for that.

Weightlifting is for getting big and being stronger. But you should probably still do it because it's good for your muscles.. keeps them strong as you get older.

Just check out Jack Lalanne, dude is 95 and he looks awesome for his age, works out all the time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_LaLanne

>>5650955

Ah. No wonder, then.

If your metabolism is as fast as you say, this goes right through your body fast as hell without really giving you anything meaningful to last. You want plenty of meat or fish with whole grain pasta or brown rice. Everything your mother said was healthy but could never explain why.
/fit/ should have a sticky on the front page with diet guides.

Also... it feels somehow wrong to say this in a Yuugi thread, but if you're drinking, cut down on it. A lot.

>>5651032
He looks kinda sadfrog.jpg there.

This thread makes me feel bad because I didn't go to the gym today. I'm waiting for my car to come back from the shop.

Tomorrow I get it back.

>>5651045
>/fit/ should have a sticky on the front page with diet guides.

They have a hard enough time getting people to read the ONE sticky, you think two is going to help?

>>5651033
I swim across or bike around my lake each day.

Swimming takes about two and a half hours from shore to that small point and back, Biking takes about an hour and a half.

Huh
I don't really want to be buff, I just want to thin down, but I'm way too shy to go to a gym, and mostly really embarrassed too.
I exercise by trying to learn to breakdance, and I don't really know anything about diet, I just skip meals.

I envy you guys

>>5651049
You don't need a fucking gym to work out, brah. To do it safely, perhaps, but you sure as hell can work out without one.

>>5651065
The only lake in my area is filled with mercury and I'm too shy to go to a local pool.

I go to McDonald's twice or once day, every week and I weigh 146lbs.
Something is not right here.

>>5651045
>but if you're drinking, cut down on it. A lot.

Don't do a whole lot of drinking. Maybe on special occasions...

>>5651070
>but I'm way too shy to go to a gym, and mostly really embarrassed too.

People at gyms are fairly nice. There might be some jerks and weird people there but they're few and far between.

Also the majority of people at gyms are:

-skinny people trying to buff up
-fat people trying to slim down/buff up
-old people

The pro lifters and xbox huge guys are in the minority most of the time.

Plus if you're really shy just find a gym that has long hours. You can go when nobody is there.

>>5651061

Certainly. If they are natives of /jp/ and not of /fit/.

>>5651070 breakdancing
>> skipping meals

Holy shit are you doing it wrong. Do some cardio and lift some weights. Stop skipping meals. Eat more nuts, more veg, and more lean meat.

>>5651106

This.
Never eat less. Eat more and eat right.

>>5651065
>swimming for over 2 hours non-stop
I don't know how safe that is, but I'm sure you're man enough to handle a random cramp.

>>5650645

Boof... what is wrong with your bicep?

Is that just a weird angle shot or do you actually have arms like Popeye?

One of my ideas I am about to give a shot , since this thread got me wanting to try working out again, is to go find an old tractor tire and buy me a sledge hammer......then start pounding the living shit out of it for 3-4 minutes, then switch sides with my hands and go at it again. Every week I'll go buy a heavier sledge.

See what happens I guess....

If you fap constantly, remember to eat your cum. That's precious protein you're wasting there.

>>5651125

Or he might have injected Sythol. A couple of the dudes at my gym do that.

>>5651106
I really hate the taste of vegetables, so I thought it would be easier to just not eat

>>5651124
pfft.

I still hold a record at the state university I set on a swim team when I was 12

>>5651138
What, all of them? Learn to fucking cook.

>>5651134

Sythol? Is that that stuff made from old lamp oil?

Never understood the motivation behind that.

on the note of eating. Small, balanced meals every 2 hours or so.

youll probably feel hungry as you get used to it, but once your used to it, it feels 'normal' and if you go out to a restaurant and eat what was a normal dinner, youll be like AUG SO FULL.

>>5651156

SYNTHOL, my bad.

It makes your muscles look better-developed. It's like breast implants for dudes.

>>5651147
And you were on the Varsity team and went to Yale where you had a 5.0GPA and mastered in biochemical engineering amiright?

>>5651138

What are you, five? You probably just can't cook for shit. Steam your vegetables. Stir-fry them. Mix them with something. Anything. Just fucking EAT THEM.

>>5650992

>I gain muscle way too easily. I used to be fat, but after half starving myself in cycles and fucking up my metabolism, I can't even get fat anymore. I can't be a trap like this.

Just be a muscular, well-developed trap.

>synthol

Is a no no. Unless you want to look like some freak of nature reject of course. I've seen pics.....

>>5651189

>>5651197
PROJECTILE VOMIT

>>5651203

have some more

I would love Yuugi's pelvis-crushing ass to no end.
Fuck, she wouldn't even need to chain me up in her Oni lair. I hope she wouldn't chain me up though as I would need to tend to my danky danky, oh so fucking dank crops.

>>5651203
BOOF how the fuck do you have time in the day for gardening, exercising, and being a connoisseur of Touhou porn?

I want to get the Bruce Lee physique.

>>5651197
Haha, I love how that cop behind him be all like :I ain't fuckin with him"!.

>>5651219

I suggest you -smoke weed- with her and see where that gets you.

Sadly, my instructor informed me I have an ectomorph body type.

BOOF more like BOOB

s

this one time I was at my school's gym and there was a turd as large as a subway 6'' sandwich in one of the toilets. It was too big and too solid to flush.

I guess the moral of my story is limit your fiber.

>>5651252
Oxy makes me shit bricks like that.

>>5651162

Ah, yes. Didn't know it by name, but heard of it. Never considered, never will.

>>5651138

Grab yourself a great big raw cucumber or carrot, throw back your head and bite down like Conan devouring the head of a live vulture crucufied upon the tree of woe, listen intently to it cracking and breaking between your teeth and chew slowly and deliberately, rolling your eyes and savouring every drop of its juice seeping down your chin.

I will taste great.

>>5651245

Frank Zane, a famous bodybuilder, is also an ectomorph

ectomorph body type doesn't mean you can't look awesome.

>>5651243
God damn it, arc!
Show us your nekkid nigger body lathered in oil!

HURK HURK HURK

Also, I must admit that Boof, Arc and Helen are starting to make me feel ashamed for considering Yuugi cosplay.

Where are the fucking Yuugi doujins?!?
I'm drunk and I need to faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

I want her to stick her horn in my urethra.

>>5651317
Yuugi is one of the Forgotten Touhous when it comes to porn. Along with Yamame, Medicine, the Aki sisters, and a bunch of others.

>>5651317
http://www.mediafire.com/?zmyjykmnci2
http://www.mediafire.com/?jfmm2z2kwmi

these are translated.

Also, whether you're intending to get yourself Oni-like abs or just want to get in shape, don't forget to sleep.

Which I really need to do now.
Goodnight, /jp/.

Any cute pictures of her without disgusting muscles?

>>5651363

Ugly bitch.

If I do pushups every day without changing my horrible diet at all, will I be able to do more than 10 without getting winded? Changing diet is hard because I would have to talk with mother. That is unacceptable.

>>5651388
>>5651363

>>5651363

>>5651400
Someone needs to shave that horn off, then this would be beautiful.

>>5651391
Sure.
Your terrible diet most likely makes you fatter, not skinnier, so you'll have enough food to grow muscles.

>>5651411
Want me to cut off your balls, faggot? Sawing off a horn is painful.

>>5651423
It's terrible in the sense that I don't get enough to eat and when I do eat it's either very little or some sort of frozen dinner. Maybe if I just eat more of that it will be enough???

>>5651436
Ask for money and stuff yourself with protein.
You can't grow stronger while not eating enough.
I tried. A cup of rice a day didn't work.
If only cooking required less effort...

I'm currently getting into the habit of doing some muscle training every day. Sometimes I only do 20 pushups, on other days I do more like 80 of them and also do crunches, squats, biceps curls and exercise my shoulders. The idea is to just do SOMETHING everyday, which is literally infinitely better than nothing. I'm so far doing much better than all the other times I tried getting into training regularly, because I always hated to go through my long training schedule and ended up avoiding it completely.

>>5650166

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/a/ /fit/ yuugi thread?

THIS IS MY KIND OF THREAD.

>>5651466
If I could ask for money, I'd just ask her to buy healthier stuff.

General consensus seems to be eat enough and anything is better than nothing. That's advice I can actually accomplish. Low standards fuck yeah

yuugi is the best.

>>5651162
>>5651189

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFFfI2vo3YA

>>5651162
>>5651189

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFFfI2vo3YA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVUbkKYbQVA&

SHE'S GOT HUUUUGE... TRACKS OF LAAND

ONI~ON RINGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

never change, /jp/, never change

>>5650521
Curtains dont match the carpet

>>5653314
TRACTS, NOT TRACKS

Why does she have stars on her horn? Why, ZUN?

>>5653617
It's cute. Would you rather she'd have a ribbon?

BAH GAWD, BEST THREAD ON /jp/

>>5653617
Vietnamese oni

>>5653604

Supernatural phenomena.

i came in expecting HURK HURK HURK but i got something else instead

Please stop Helen you're hurting yourself and people that love you!

Maybe one day I will work on my physique again.

But first I need to find out how to not feel like I'm dying during and after each workout.

Awesome, this threads still here?

>>5654155

Okay... I've managed to avoid asking this for a very long time now, but it has to be asked.

Who exactly is this person and does she know people are passing her off as someone else?

>>5656545
We know she's not you
Apparently it's an image from /fit/
Doesn't really matter bro

>>5656560

I could always use her advice.

I'm 205lbs and 5'11" right now.

I've been mostly eating meat and salad (and cutting most other stuff out) to lose weight (lost 30lbs so far). But now I've reached a wall and haven't lost anything for weeks. What should I do?

>>5657145
Work the fuck out.

And lower your calorie intake.

wow its like i'm really on /fit/!!

Sex with Yuugi is like a battle!

This thread has been targeted by necromancers

Her forcefully riding you.....musky sweat in the air. Her rippling abs and full breasts slick with sweat.....her long, lustrous blond hair matted and damp and she throws her head back causing it to cascade down her back like a golden waterfall.....She then leans in real close to your face, her red eyes glowing with lust and desire. She exhales a havey breath....steamy, hot with the scent of sake riding on it. Her hair has fallen down framing the sides her face with gold slightly all the while tickling your face.....She then kisses you, roughly too. It's sloppy and you feel her tongue forcefully enter your mouth. You can taste the sake she was consuming a few minutes prior, as she then clamps down hard on your mouth sealing it shut with hers. You can audibly hear her thick, muscled inner thighs slapping against the sides of you abdomen as her sopping wet pussy eagerly sucks you erect cock back into it.

>>5657214
You feel yourself beginning to lose control....an enormous orgasm has been building for sometime now, eager to be released into Yuugi's warm, moist vagOOO. She still pounding her thighs against you, atop you like an expert bull rider. She's leaned her head next to yours and you can feel her exhaled breaths in you ear......her gasping moans sending shivers down your spine....You feel a twitch....and then another. You begin to try and tell her that you're about to cum. She leans herself back up, using her hands on your chest to prop herself up. She peers at you with those eyes aflame with lust, a shit eating grin plastered on her heavily flushed face. You say again, as she slams into you with reckless abandon, that you're about to cum. She grabs a fistful of your hair and pulls your face to hers. "Do it", she whispers harshly, "Give yourself to me. Give it all to me..." She then once again locks her mouth to yours as you groan into her mouth, spraying her insides with your gooey, thick hot load. She then rolls off onto the bed, roughly pulling you to her for an after sex cuddle and nap. Before your own tiredness takes you to dream land, you notice and warm content smile upon her blushing face.

>>5657214
>>5657219

>>5657214
>>5657219
Too bad it is not you who she is havign sex with, but some other lucky guy, probably some random person who does not care about her as much as you do

>>5657299
doublesguy plz go

hurk hurk