/jp/ - Otaku Culture

true story

If /jp/ smoked more pot it would be less shit.

It's funny because it's true. /jp/ is really worse than /b/ in all regards, anyone who thinks otherwise just brings up the fact that this place has almost no traffic at all and take it as a sign that we are too DEEP for anyone to understand us, when in reality we are being ignored because we are unbearably shallow and dull.

Everyone else is piss but we're shit?

>>5649024
Pissing on the floor is for pathetic normalfags.

It's either shit or nothing on /jp/.

>>5649034
I like being shallow and dull.

It's a lie. Our meido wouldn't bother with other boards... Would she? ;_;

>>5648973
>>5649034
Reposting the highlights of your last thread?

Poor meido.

Does /jp/ intentionally shit on the floor just to piss her off?

>>5649052
That second post isn't mine, actually.

Check easymodo if you don't believe me.

I double dare someone to put the rest of the boards in that image.

>>5649049
There's no such thing as meido, all we have is a janitor that stops by every once in a while to do a sweep and leaves as quickly as possible to return to his usual boards.

Stop dreaming, anon. It's sad.

>>5649049
Your meido is a whore that uses her hands to service other boards.

>>5649058
>Check easymodo if you don't believe me.
... and how do you think he can do that exactly?

>>5649101
YOU BETTER SHUT UP BEFORE I GET REAL MAD

>>5649049

We have no meido, only shit covered floor by autists.

>>5649101

Don't talk shit about meido

>>5649089

The Meido is not a person. The Meido is the embodiment of a concept revolving around a function, and the deification of the same. When the Meido acts, that is the act of the avatar of that deification, the person carrying out the function forming the basis of the concept.
The Meido is real, because anyone can be the Meido.

>>5649138

so the meido is sort of like beatrice?

not an actual person, but a personification of something, like rules or such?

>>5649125
>>5649123

I bet after she's done with you she's all over another board in seconds. Sometimes she services two or three at the same time. How does that make you feel?

>>5649156
Great.
She is hardworking

>>5649156
It makes me feel like you should go back to /a/ with your >my face bullshit.

>>5649147
Why is there more shit under /b/ than /jp/?

I'm confused.

Someone should make a comic of a bunch of posts praising the moe meido or /jp/ for deleting etc and then have the last panel be this really neckbeardy acne ridden fat face grinning infront of an extremely bright CRT.

How come our meido has never posted?

Surely she's not afraid of moot firing her for exposing herself.

>>5649201
She answered stuff on easymodo for a while, then she stopped.

It's in the rules that janitors aren't supposed to reveal themselves, so yeah.

>>5649194
you can't shitpost on /b/, because on /b/ shitposting is equal to normal posting.

so, everyone shitposts and /b/ drowns in an ocean of shit.

More meido art you horrible people.

>>5649200

>>5649209
>She

I found a real picture of our meido!

>>5649209
yeah because that totally wasn't me posting as anon

>>5649246
It was me, the meido.

>>5649269
Imitating a Janitor is a bannable offense, I have reported your post. How does that make you feel? Bad? As it should.

>>5649278

>>5649246
>>5649269
>>5649278
u seem to be under the impression that sage affects a thread negatively. This is untrue.

The value of a non-stickied thread is 0. For all intents and purposes, the thread is in equilibrium.

A normal post has a value of +1. At the instant a normal post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+1, and the thread is bumped, breaking equilibrium. However, the thread immediately returns to its previous state of equilibrium, 0.

A sage post has a value of 0. When a sage post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+0, and the thread is not bumped, but remains in equilibrium.

Tl;dr SAGE DOES NOTHING (and you are most likely an idiot)

>>5649278
Suigin dominated...is that Lanced????

>>5649312
>SAGE DOES NOTHING
Well that is the point... It doesn't bump the thread.

>>5649322
You seem to be under the impression that sage affects a thread negatively.

This is untrue.

>>5649327
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>>5649314
Shitposter shitposting...is it a shitposter?

>>5649332
I was waiting for that.

>>5649417
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