/jp/ - Otaku Culture

fuck no.

>normal life
>girlfriend
choose one

Yes.

No!

Fuck being normal.

Yes, I only have like 10.

I'd rather die

My touhou folder has like 10 images.
No.

Yes.

If she was worth it, then yeah. Downloading them all over again might be fun.

Let's make that easy.
You'd have to give me at least five thousand bucks for me to accept to get a girlfriend.

It takes time to build and maintain a collection of pictures. I have lots of that.

It takes time and money to build and maintain a relationship, so that's not really gonna get off the ground.

I wish that was possible. So I can quit my current way of life.

i gote more than 3G of pic, fuck you

In a fucking heartbeat.

If Mystia is that girlfriend you are talking about, then yes. Otherwise no.

>>5646850
>>5646865
>>5646870
>>5646874

Okay, out you go.

No.
However if I was to delete them to NOT have a girlfriend... I wouldn't have a choice but to do this.

Am I allowed to cheat by downloading them immediately right back?

Why would I want a girlfriend that wouldn't want to Touhou with me? We'd wear dresses and drink tea and play danmaku. I don't want a different relationship.

Would you delete all of your Touhou images to become a Touhou yourself?

>>5646892

On the spot.

>>5646888
I'm pretty sure you would lose your 'normal' status and be called a pedo by your girlfriend.

>>5646892
Yeah.

I deleted 2gb of touhou waifu folder on a whim. Of course I would.

>>5646881
With much pleasure.

>>5646892
I don't want to be the little girl
It would be sexually confusing

>>5646881
Hmmmm....
No.

>>5646881
>You're not holding yourself up to our stereotype of patheticness, shoo!

>>5646912
Faggot.

A normal life and a girlfriend, in the 2D world right?

>>5646906
Wait, what? Who was your waifu?

>>5646927
Satorinrinrin.

>>5646918

Sure is summer in here. Now leave.

Why would I want to do that?

>>5646881
If I pretend to be a delusion pedophile can I stay?

>>5646936
>>5646881
>Your face

>>5646936
>implying it's any different in spring, autumn/fall or winter

Sure is autism in here. You should take a good look around your surroundings.

>>5646944

>>5646933
Do I know you!?

>>5646944
>delusion pedophile
>delusion
You mean delusional?

No, deleting them would take forever.

[effort]

Nope. I'd rather choose death than be a normalfag. Besides, I can already see my Touhou waifu in my dreams, so I have no point for a "girlfriend."

>>5646958
No, the Delusion Pedophile, a legendary creature who deludes people into thinking they're young girls. His ability is to turn them into real girls, which he then rapes.

Too lazy to delete several gigabytes in one sitting. Not lesbian enough to get a girlfriend.

>>5646969
Greatest power ever

>>5646978
What.

...huh

>Would you [do something you dislike] to have a normal life and a girlfriend?
If a girl can't accept me as I am, she's not worthy of being my girlfriend.
Or called a human being.

>>5646978
asl?

>>5646969
Sounds like a Noble Phantasm.

>>5646843
>implying I want to surrender my freedoms to some skank who would cheat on me first chance she gets

>>5646984
I'd want to become a girl before getting a girlfriend otherwise it's disgusting.

I would never delete my 7 pictures of Touhou. Besides, Fate would probably give me a 3D girl and I don't want any of them.

>>5646988
Being NEET/hikki doesn't mean you'll be treated as the same way as humans "in" society since you're isolated from it.
You are too disgusting to be called a human being.

I don't have any images saved to my computer

>>5646962
It kinda fixes that crippling depression, though.

>>5646989

Reported.

>>5647004
lol i report u

>>5647003
It doesn't really have anything to do with things NEETs like or not.
If a girl wants a guy to stop eating his favorite food (which happens to be healthy) just because she feels like it, and she says that if he doesn't stop eating it she'll leave him, should the guy really stop doing something he likes because of her?

Changing to visible sage because I felt like it.

just use truecrypt.

A normal life is hardly very tempting. Most people seem miserable in their normal lives. And having a girlfriend in itself is no guarantee that I'd be happy either, many, many people don't get along with their lover at all, and I have the added disadvantage of having absolutely no idea how to get along with someone.

If you offered me a glorious life with the most awesome woman this planet has to offer, I'd accept. Just being allowed to float to the surface with the average person, however, is not much to dream of.

>>5647010
It wouldn't fix it for me. I don't like to work, and a woman would most likely just eat away my free time, she would also cheat on me. It's just not worth the time and trouble. I'd much rather just keep on living in my dream world.

>>5647054
You seems to know a lot of things about normal life. Why don't you get the fuck out?

>>5646998
Agreed, but I would need to become a 2D girl.

Even then we'd only kiss and hold hands because we'd be so merry in each other's company that sex would be unnecessary.

>>5647072
How about you grow up?

>>5646875
>If Mystia is that girlfriend you are talking about, then yes. Otherwise no.
Yeah, if this was the situation then certainly.

Don't count on it. I prefer a strong, reliable, man who's into the things I am.

>>5647143
Emo?

>>5647072
I hate this about /jp/. So many people are lonely and unhappy, so they pick out the people who aren't like them and try and make them feel bad. It's disgusting.

>>5647143
>strong
Looks, bodybuilding etc

>reliable
Money

Pretty much the average slut.

>>5647149
Get out of /jp/, observantfag.

Lifestyle + girlfriend will last a few months.
Those pictures are precious memories and a constant reminder of a tender and loving past and a forever hopeful future, they will last forever

>>5647153
Not that kind of reliable, I'm so poor it'd put your poverty to shame, but I'm still going to college I'm paying for pretty soon.

I could support a family if I had one.

>>5647146
No, I just enjoy this artist for contrast and style reasons.

>>5647149
You're preaching to a board full of autistic, depressed, self-loathing manchildren.
What did you expect?

>>5647149
No, because we have realized the shallowness of a "normal" life.
Study hard, work hard, found a family and spend the rest of you life working your ass of for your bitch of a wife and your ungrateful kids.
Pretend to enjoy life by meeting equally shallow people, talk about meaningless things and think that your existence is actually meaningful.

I prefer having fun, thank you.

I don't have that many pictures, and I don't really like Touhou that much.

So yeah, I'd be willing to give it a shot. Nothing to lose.

>>5647193
If that's the way you have fun, fine. Everyone enjoys different things. There's still no reason to mock another person's way of having fun just because you don't enjoy it the same.

>>5647149
Because such people specialize in shitting up the board. Not only that, they attract virgintrollers, ronerytrollers and nogirlfriendtrollers, such as OP.

Difficult question, since I don't just save Touhou images for the porn but also because they tell me a story, and I enjoy it for its setting, its aesthetic quality, funniness...

I'd have to say no.

>>5647205
He's not mocking anyone. He's defending himself from people like you telling him he should not be having fun the way he is living, when he does.

>>5647193
Wooah anon, chill out son.

Sounds like you need to actually enjoy life.

I started doing this when I was maybe 13.
Suppressed my powerlevel until I met some closet weeaboos, found out their online alias, sent them a friend request, met them one summer day and said-
"Hey bro, thought you were gonna go hang out. Didn't expect you to log back on so quickly."

We play soku, and poke smot almost every day.
Feels good man.

>>5647236
I'm not telling him to have fun any differently (I have fun the same way), unless his fun is trying to make people feel bad. In which case I don't give a shit about him anymore, because he's an asshole.

>>5647205
>There's still no reason to mock another person's way of having fun just because you don't enjoy it the same.
You do realize moot made this board to get rid of people like us, don't you? So why, among all boards that make 4chan, you decided to stay here, where you clearly don't belong?

My 4gigs is worth more than 1 whore

>>5647260
>typical 'you don't belong' argument
>my face

I only have like 30 of them.
I wouldn't delete them.

>>5647272
How is that even possible? Oh wait, I forgot it's from an anime show.

Ah, normalfag arguments. It's so entertaining when people think they'll change eachother's opinions over the internet.

Picture unrelated.

>>5647193
You seems to know a lot of things about normal life. Why don't you get the fuck out?

>>5647283
Curl upper lip over the pen, easy. It looks fugly, though.

>>5647304
Response: >>5647105

>>5647314
It's sarcasm.

Facepalming at you autistic manchildrens.

>>5647294
Excuse me, but I think you'll find that Nanoha and Fate are both Yuuno's waifu, not yours.

>>5647149

Being intolerant of faggotry is not disgusting. Now leave, please.

>>5646843
Why yes, yes I would. 23mb and half a second of holding shift+del is definitely worth it, even if it's fleeting, no?

Well I have favorties on danbooru so I could manage redownloading them again

>>5647272
>typical mfw fag
>posting /a/-related characters

>>5647329
Tripfag, let me show you something.

>>5647344
>He only has 500MB of Touhou images

>>5647353
Yes, it is a very nice door.

>>5647344
aand revamp

>>5647359
Reported.

Does anon have the balls to delete his Touhou folder?

>>5647389
no

>>5647378
Reported for reporting.

>>5647395
I cannot report posts because I was banned from /sci/ but reported in my heart, anon.

>>5647418
Did you contribute to a religion thread or something?

>>5647418
Reported for reporting in your heart, which is technically impossible.

>this thread

There's *boorus and pixiv already, why would I even need to save images to my hard drive?

>>5647470
Because your ancestors were collectors and gatherers. You cannot escape your blood, anon.

>>5646843
absolutely not

why would i delete my girlfriend?

What about a normal life as a little girl with a Touhou girlfriend?

Touhou is my girlfriend.

Yeah, Touhou is only a small percentage of my constantly growing collection.

>>5648033
What are you going to do when you complete your collection?

I was friendless and unwanted even before I knew about touhou, so no.