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[x] cock flailing about wildly, his semen futilely spurting out onto my stomach when he climaxes

>>5643310

I never knew you felt that way about me, Anonymous.

I don't think about my waifu having sexual intercourse.

All 3 depending on what time of day and the place in question.

None of the above

>when the two of you climax
does it actually happen in reality? I mean climaxing together?

[x] alice putting a brownie on my chest, then letting me drink her lemon juice.

>>5643336
>he can't answer that himself

>>5643336
Almost never

[x] threshing about moaning passionately, leg locking you when the two of you climax

>>5643336
Rarely but it does.

[x] lying stiff as a board while you do your business, looking into your eyes emotionlessly
Man, emotionless girls would kick ass in bed.

>>5643336

Rarely.

[x] hours of cuddling and me just holding her in my arms optionally followed by consensual sex in missionary position.

>>5643381
This.

>>5643381
With an added leg hug.

[X] threshing about moaning passionately, leg locking you when the two of you climax

rest of them are trollchoices

None of these. They make my waifu sound lewd, rude, or not my waifu at all.

I don't really like imagining me and mai waifu having sex. I'm too much of an S.

>>5643381

;_;

>>5643301
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Maliciously smirking while she's forcing herself upon me despite my protests.

[3] threshing about moaning passionately, leg locking you when the two of you climax
[2] lying stiff as a board while you do your business, looking into your eyes disapprovingly
[1] tears flowing down her face and crying out in pain, bleeding profusely

In sequential order of events. Starts out as rape, finishes off NTR style.

Forcing herself upon me and telling me that I'm enjoying her dominance despite my protests with a malicious smirk.

Reported.

>>5643487

Do you really have to notify everyone that you reported the thread? Does it make you feel better about yourself?

OH NO HE REPORTED US WHAT IS WE GONNA DO HES SO SPECIAL AND IMPORTANT WE ALL GONNA DIE

>>5643515
Reported

Different each time.
My "standard routine" if you want to call it that depends on which waifu we're talking about:

Yuyuko: Caresses my head while I have my face between her tits and fuck her in missionary. Sometimes talks to me a little (in 日本語). After I come, I usually lie in her arms for a few minutes.

Ayanami Rei: Usually lies more or less flat down on her stomach while I take her from behind. Occasionally lets out a slight moan and breathes heavily, otherwise quiet and doesn't move much.

Yakumo Yukari: Rides the shit out of my dick while verbally abusing me. After I come, and also in-between, she often lies down on me, almost suffocating me with her huge tits in my face.

Nitori: Smiles throughout. Giggles while I strip her, eat her pussy, caress her body and lick/bite around on her legs and buttocks. Moans ecstatically while I fuck her, which I usually do from behind, alternating between vaginal and anal.

Yuugi: Holds me in her hands and basically uses me as a masturbation toy. Does a lot of laughing, grunting and so on. When she's sleepy, she lets me climb her, lick her tits and fuck her without doing much herself.

>>5643303
[X] threshing about moaning passionately, leg locking you when the two of you climax

Mai waifu would be like it, even though we won't be having sex in a while. I mustn't force her, shes shy in this kind of stuff ^^

>>5643540

>>5643540
>alternating between vaginal and anal

[x] Vomitting her guts out.

>>5643714
yes, as in I do her in the butt for a few minutes, then in her vagina, and so on.
Kappas can't get infections, so It's okay.

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>>5643300
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>>5643540

Why do you have so many waifus. I only have one, and it isn't Bern. Bern's my mistress, there's a difference.

>>5643791
Teach me how to get hallucination like you, bern-sensei!

>>5643301
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[x] Not existing

>>5643791
Who is your waifu?

[x] Laying on her stomach reading a book and not paying attention.

The first time :

[x] tears flowing down her face and crying out in pain, bleeding profusely

Then :

[x] threshing about moaning passionately, leg locking you when the two of you climax

Too bad it will never happen.

[x] being shy and saying so cutely this is lewd and we should stop but i keep pressing and she succumbs to the pleasure

>>5644554
This is aggravating as fuck irl.

[x] threshing about moaning passionately, leg locking you when the two of you climax

>>5645015

I know. All you sign on for is some heavy petting and he wants to jackhammer you. Ended more than one relationship over that.

>>5644536

unf unf unf ohhh god Patchy...

Her: Are you finished yet? :<

>[ ] lying stiff as a board while you do your business, looking into your eyes disapprovingly

for some reason this only sounds hot with Youmu. Like she doesn't fully trust you and is only allowing you to fuck her because lady Yuyuko told her to.

And when it's all over she immediately disengages to go wash herself, with little more than a deadpanned, sarcastic sounding compliment about your prowess in bed.

>>5645084
0/10 nice try

We wouldn't be having sex in the first place. After all, she isn't a slut.

>>5645105
I remember a doujin about just that. Except that she gives a titfuck then proceeds to ignore the anon.

[x] waking me up with her vagina on my face, holding me there until she cums

[x] Looking into my eyes and reassuring me that maybe I'll last longer next time.

>>5645428
Got the name?

[x] squirting her fluids in my face while making grunting noises

>>5645428
I bet Hong knows what it is!

>>5645651
happened to me once, feels bad man.

[X] quietly, leg locking you when the two of you climax

Moaners and groaners scare me. Make me wonder if she's in pain. Don't want that.

>>5645629
This sounds perfect. I'll take that too, please.

>>5647674

>>5644554
This, but I'm the one being shy.

Ahh, my favorite would be

[x] Him thrusting erratically, and being very loud (we'd both be virgins) Preferably we'd come at the same time, and he'd shoot deep inside of me. Afterwards, we cuddle!

>>5645651
This, but with more taunting insults, and haughty laughing balanced out by tender stroking of my head