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You know come to think about it, WH has never failed to give us a patch before the a new episode comes out have they?

w/e they are still too slow.
FUCKING WH

>>5636075
Imagine if we got translations for all Nitro+ games before they released a new one!

Damn, I just finished the ep 6 and people are already spoiling the 7.

>>5636075
Yes, that's right.

They're faster than most, though.

Come back one month from now, when Comiket starts, and then post your fake spoilers.

>>5636091
Dont worry, only thing confirmed there is that Bern is the GM.

Fake as they might be, it sounds interesting that Battler and Beato are their own pieces.

No source, no game.

If this guy is realy Dine,Ryukishi will REALLY have fun crushing half of the story and theories so far.

Fake. We all know Battler doesn't care about Ange.

>>5636103
Oh ok thanks, I know that much...
But meh, just seeing this picture makes me... Bleh.
(Also the big portrait)

>>5636114
don't forget the romance. Van Dine hates romance in mystery

>>5636105

11. A servant must not be chosen by the author as the culprit. This is begging a noble question. It is a too easy solution. The culprit must be a decidedly worth-while person — one that wouldn't ordinarily come under suspicion.

Why can't Ryukishi hire a decent artist?

>>5636120
Eh?

>>5636118
Kyrie-Asumu does count as a kind of romance, amirite?

>>5636121
You're mean.
He's really improving.
It's still not magnificent, but he is clearly improving.

>>5636075
I do believe its that time gentlemen.

>Episode 7: Requiem of the Golden Witch
>* Translation: 0% Editing: 0%

FUCKING WITCH HUNT

>>5636120

Lol bad quote.

It's one of the Van Dine rules.

Why couldn't Knox and Dine have a rule against DID?

Fucking faggots

>>5636140
Exactly.

Meanwhile, at witch hunt...

>>5636124
Just saying that E7 is about destroying 'The Illusion of ShKanon', I guess

>>5636146
Because no good writer would ever put a DID for the lulz.

>>5636120
No problem: Shkannon is two servants. You know, he really thinks two personalities = two persons.

>>5636164
Een if Shkannon is true, it doesn't have to be the killer, anyway.

Tired of too much olev? The ep7 should clear that.

"Without love, it cannot be seen,"
said the girls.
Things you can see due to love.
Things you can't see because of love.
By knowing love and believing in magic, the door to the Golden Land was opened.
However, the tale of love ends here.
From now on, only a tale of the cruel tragedy and harsh truth will be told.
Because the new, twisted Gamemaster wishes for dying screams of agony rather than whispers of love....
Let's shatter the fantasy, stain your hands with the blood of tragedy, and tear out the heart of the Golden Witch!!
That is the path to the "answers" you seek.

v1: http://pastie.org/1031146
v2: http://pastie.org/1034876

>>5636146
Because DID didn't get so much attention until the 1970's. Before that, people just thought it was an advanced case of schizophrenia or just some form of general insanity.

>>5636157
Shkanon, as of now, is 90 percent confirmed.

Now, whether she's the mastermind or not, that's a comletely different issue.

>>5636178
>said the girls

>>5636188
I accept ShKanon is probably confirmed, and, by being a complete retard at the moment, I can't figure out how it managed to get Battler out of his room.

Can someone explain it?

>>5636120

A servant can be part of the conspiracy though -- just not the sole culprit.

For example, a servant could be working to carry out the will of the actual culprit. That's not against Dine's rules.

Also, dyne should have some problem with B0mb/world peace:

> 19. The motives for all crimes in detective stories should be personal. International plottings and war politics belong in a different category of fiction — in secret-service tales, for instance. But a murder story must be kept gemütlich, so to speak. It must reflect the reader's everyday experiences, and give him a certain outlet for his own repressed desires and emotions.

>>5636201
Kanon entered the room, pressed the magic switch and became Shannon, derp.

>>5636201
Shannon become Kanon
Kanon enter is the room
Battler goes out
Kanon stay in the room
Kanon die or swith to shannon.

but you avec to play with words. A LOT.

>>5636201

Shannon is in the closet. Kanon (the persona) "died" and changed into Shannon.

>>5636201
He did it with magic

>>5636219
>>5636220
>>5636222
>>5636225
Yes, this I got.

However, how did he/she escape the cousin's room? Wasn't the seal intact on the windows and the door?

>>5636136

His art is improving, but whereas the character design was mostly quite tasteful up until now, he's thrown us a lot of colour puke with Zepar/Furur and Augustus Auau

>>5636232

The window was never confirmed.

>>5636209
What? An explosion doesn't go against that rule.

>>5636234
AuAu was a bit too colorful, yeah, but Jessie and James were supposed to be hilariously annoying.

>>5636241
Ah, it was the other room, gotcha.

>>5636232
He did it with magic

>>5636232

The seal in the room with Shannon was never confirmed sealed, only the one with Kanon. Since Shannon is to be Kanon in this theory, Kanon was not in the other room even if "everyone else" was.

>>5636234
>insulting adult Hanyuu
NOT ON MY WATCH.

I want her to look down on me and make me lick her feet clean.

>>5636232
there was an interdiction os using blue truth with the windows, IIRC, amirite?

>>5636232
there was an interdiction osf using blue truth with the windows, IIRC, amirite?

>>5636257
Suddenly, it clicked.

Thanks.

STOP WITH THIS ANNOYING BULLSHIT ABOUT SHKANNONATRICE OR WHATEVER !

The real question right now is :
Zepar / Furfur
Which is the male?

Oh God, Dyne kind of saw through ShKannon:

>20 [Things that shouldn't be used by good writers] (f)The final pinning of the crime on a twin, or a relative who looks exactly like the suspected, but innocent, person.

>>5636269
Zepar.
Enjoy your hanging.

>>5636270
Whoa, no.

Who said Shkanon is the culprit?

>>5636248
Well, I like the darl design of Zepar

>>5636277
Damn you, I felt exactly the same way, but I want Zepar to be the female ffs >_<

>>5636209

Dine is such a goddamn restrictive motherfucker.

If R07 is going to keep even half of his rules intact, there's not going to be anything left of Umineko but a giant smoking narrative crater.

>>5636269
i can't think of zepar as female at all. whenever i see him, i think delicious trap, must hit it.

>>5636279
The problem is, what's its use, then?
Killing every red. And?

>>5636297
YOU LACK LOVE

>>5636297
Hell if I know.

But it hasn't been confirmed they're the culprit.

>>5636293
Exactly, same here...
Damn...

(Oh, and I'd like to be in a bed with these twos anyway)

Zepar for whatever reason seems to have borader shoulders. It could be Furfur's hair just dangling above them. Though in that case, the hair could be to hide the wide shoulders, and they'd obviously be more concsious of.

>>5636292

And nothing of value was lost.

>>5636308
If it's true, I don't think they are.
But I have absolutely no idea of the interest of this thing.
It would allow one more person on the island, but the next ep HAVE TO allow one more person, for the detective,
And if the detective is someone we already know, knox rules makes an unknow character as the killer impossible.
So keeping the number of people at 17 would have been easier.

>>5636340
Ah well, give it a month. We'll probably know the truth by then.

>>5636188

I'm theorizing that the new male character on the cover, due to his similarities to Dlanor (blue coat, yellow eyes, and the same crossed keys symbol, only this time formed into an anchor) is a similar personification of SS Van Dine, who wrote a series of rules similar to Knox.

If that's right, Van Dine doesn't allow either servants or characters disguised as another to be the culprit, which double eliminates Shkannon.

I'm not...totally sold on the Shkannon theory being right outside of ep6 alone. It'll definitely be revisited.

>>5636260
I thought I was the only one!

>>5636340

Maybe we already know the new person or at least heard of her in the beginning of the story.
It could be the Beatrice that appeared in EP1 at the end or EP2 to Maria.

Beatrice = JESSICA

U MAD?

>>5636384

Really, I think this is the only serious argument remaining against Shkannon: Dine is coming, and Dine will not stand for that shit.

Unless R07 does what he has already done and rewrites the rules to suit him.

And in episode 07... HERE COMES THE CHINAMAN !

>>5636406
DINE just prevents Shakanon from being the culprit

>>5636114

Maybe Dine will try to argue his rules for Umineko, only for them to be shown as invalid.

Dine will steal Beato from Battler and EP7 will be full of NTR

And in ep 08, Featherine will be the last Gamemaster

>>5636452

I'd read that

>>5636088
>Nitro+
Fuck Nitro+, I want my Liar-soft translations.

On the other hand, if R07 can show that his story follows Dine rules with no fucking around and weasely wordplays, I might actually develop a respect for him.

Imagine it: Ep 7 begins. First words: "By detective's almighty authority, all people on island gather in the parlor and drop your pants. I'm going to check your junk and state it in red."

The applause from all over the world creates a tsunami that drowns Japan.

And what if Erika is here since the beginning?
Like, what if she's Beatrice?
What if Maria in ep 2 saw her?

I mean, she's the culprit in ep 06, and you know Knox...

>>5636496
How can Erika be the culprit if it was proved that she never existed in the first place?

>>5636397
Already thought about it, but to me there is not a lot of real foreshadowing... ep2 maybe...

>>5636461
It would be good if she had at least a tiny bit of background, like Bern/34. Other that ' LOL BERN REMEMBER WERE U WERE WORKING FOR ME?"

>>5636496
Tha's why ep6 also helped the Erika ball

>>5636496

Don't even start on Erikatrice please.

>>5636496
Erika is actually yet another personality of Sayoshkannontrice, which awakened after the ep4, because meta-Beato "died".

>>5636517
Here, have a Featherine background.

>>5636516
It was not proved, and she's a part of the illusion of the witch...

>>5636530
I would take Featherine home if she was like this.

>>5636534
She was, once.

Help us, Wizard-Hunting Wright. You're our only hope.

>>5636527
You would be surprised with how much it fits.
Real beato died => Erika is here
Real beato come back => Erika die.

Oh hey, I just noticed that his eyes has the same color as Dlanor's. That... DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING

>>5636555
No, but his having a pendant of a similar design to the logo on her hat probably does.

>>5636057
>The one who found Maria

Oh, Maria disappeared?

>>5636554
Actually, I'm half-serious. Not sure about Shkannon part of this though. Maybe Beato is someone else.

If that guy is really Dine (and the Jessica look like is actually a girl) R07 is the biggest and greatest motherfucking troll of all the times, after all the Shkannon bullshit.

>>5636532

>>5636555
He also has a key, like Dlanor, in his necklace. It doesn't mean anything either.

>Unlike other games, she introduces herself to Battler.

Aw man I wanted her to be a him

are these true?

Ange going finally to Rokkenjima seems pretty interesting.

>>5636579
I know Erika was pretty much a huge bitch, but I still feel sorry for her.

>>5636579
Yeah, I saw this, but I also saw at the end of ep5 in the tips that Dlanor had glasses, and that wasn't true at all.......

>>5636579

I killed and revived her a 1000 times

>>5636572
Isn't maria always lost in the rose garden?

>>5636594

What? Dlanor wears hear glasses during the wedding.

>>5636577

I wouldn't put it past R07. Rika and Hanyu being such amazing bitches and that point been hammered in is actually a bigger troll than that, not to mention Beato in Ep 3(and to a lesser extent, Erika in Ep 6, more than once).

>>5636574
If both Shkanon and Erika doesn't exist are true, there is room for a person X. Of course, you'd still have to explain the particulars of where that person would be in all the constraints of the red and things like Shannon absorbing both Kanon and Beatrice.

>>5636594

That Wright guy looks like a pimp.

And I like it.

>>5636583

The anchor also hints to the SS part of Wrights Pseudonym, and with Wright being Dlanors colleauge, it doesn't mean anything either.

>>5636594
Do ho ho.

>>5636602
>>5636614
I know I know, don't worry, was just trawling

>>5636579
OH SHI-
didn't notice this

>>5636650
Well, it's more interesting to do this in the human characters section

I really felt sorry for Erika when Beatrice and Battler killed her at the end of the Episode.

She seemed so happy when she was introducing herself in red ;_;

And then, in episode 06, since we know that Erika never existed, we have a happy familiy playing a prank, then a member decapitating the actors for the lulz

>>5636672
But she does exist, as a dead human

>>5636672
Yes I noticed that one but missed the meta. It really seems possible for Erike to not exist.

>>5636698
>>since we know that Erika never existed
Only you think that though.

>>5636527
Wow, how many personalities are you gonna pin on the poor girl?

>>5636700
It doesn't mean that she is still counted in the body count. especially if Shkannon is true.
If personnality = person, your personnality don't keep floating in the air when you die.

>>5636700
not necessarily on Rokkenjima it's just a theory some forgers created. Using the definition of the red used in EP6 we could say that it was possible for the events to occur (for the tale to be written) without using Erika.

>>5636700

missing human

>>5636709
No, on the contrary, it's a semi troll to answer at the people who said that to me wD

And what if Kanon was the real personality while Shannon was the one he made up?

>>5636719
that seemed sarcastic to me

Fuck, reading this thread make me understand why Ryukishi keeps insulting his readers.
His fandom really is fucking retarded.

And so Zepar and Hurrdurr represent the trapness of Shkanon?

>>5636719
I think 'it' should be able to handle at least six. Isn't it nice story? Of course, all extra personalities after Kanon don't count towards the number of people on the island, because olev and magic.

Also, fuck this asshole.

So, what is happening in the other part of the Umineko fandom in the west, in all these shitty sites?

Did they accept ShKanontrice or did they actually not see because they are THAT stupid?

>>5636762

How can you not like him after killing Ange?

So did Kanon make up his name (Yoshiya) on the spot?
Having split personalities is one thing, but hiding your personality's real identity with a fake name (Kanon)?

>>5636757
Exactly. not having an identity card in uminko = not existing.Battler should have asked her passport to Beatrice.

>>5636055
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AND WHAT IF THERE'S NO ONE ON ROKKENJIMA EXCEPT KINZO?

He's just alone on his island, smoking weed, and dreaming all that shit.

After reading EP6 i think that Shkanon is a bit too obvious solution, i dont think this is the proper answer.
Also the way that DID works is bizarre at best unless its all a clever ruse like a Double Agent.

>>5636791
Sayo = しゃよ= よしゃ=よしや= Yoshiya

It's just an anagram of "his" real name, Sayo.

>>5636786
I must be part of the 0.1% of fans who like Ange.

>>5636805
Ryukishi hates you

>>5636786
I thought she died from jumping off the building

gather info, went to rokkenjima, killed bitch and crew, return, jumped off building

>>5636597
Good, she was a bitch, anyway.

>>5636808
It's alright, I like her too.

>>5636811
And i hate him aswell.

>>5636808
>0.1% of fans who like Ange.
>implying Japan doesn't love her

>>5636808
Don't worry, I like her too.

>>5636812

Not really, she was saved by that net wasn't she. Also that phone call at the end hinted strongly that Amakusa recieved orders to kilL Ange.

>>5636815
Don't call my waifu a bitch.

>>5636811
So it's mutual now.

>>5636829
But maybe in the end he didn't kill her... because he's Battler...
Wishful thinking

>>5636806
that's forced, really

it's さよ not　しゃよ...

I hated Ange in EP4.
But in EP6 she somehow became likeable for me. I don't know how.

>>5636808
I like her. I pretty much like all the characters aside from Kyrie's sister

>>5636844

It's しゃよ, for God's sake it's written with the same Kanji as しゃのん

>>5636846
She became a self insert for the reader and was less bitter and angsty.

>>5636844
No it's not forced.
Shannon is written with　しゃ.
It's stated in the game that the furniture game is simply made up of the first kanji of the name + on.
We never see how Sayo is spelled.
So Sayo = しゃよ which is a valid spelling.
Anyways Japan agrees.

>>5636846
Simple, it's like me :
It's a bit a "long time no see"
Also, in ep 04, we think "OMG she will save the day" but she's useless...
In ep 06 it's "OMG she's a reader, she's useless"
And yeah, she's useless, but we know it from the beginning

>>5636836
Your waifu doesn't exist, even in the novels.
Problem?

>>5636867
>>5636859
yeah, nevermind they actually gave the correct reading in hiragana between brackets and it was sayo, not shayo.

Umineko episode 7 - Shit gets real!

Real fucking stupid.

Interested to see what this is all about. d8 is the square for the black queen.

>>5636898
Are you implying Umineko isn't already real fucking stupid?

Ronove = Genji
Virgilia = Kuma
Zepar/Hurrdurr = Shkanon?

>>5636876
She lives with the force. ;_;

>>5636867
Thanks for explaining I thought the spelling Sayo was mentioned in the game.

>>5636859
try being nice like >>5636867 next time

>>5636911
Gohda = ????????

紗代 (紗音) - Sayo (Shannon)
嘉哉 (嘉音) - Yoshiya (Kanon)

>>5636941

Beelzebub

>>5636946
But she doesn't have a fetish for pots and pans...
Or.. Does she?

>>5636928
>thought the spelling Sayo was mentioned in the game.
It is, and it's さよ. I don't if they're trolling or are just that stupid.

Rokkenjima was exploded by a secret agency, lets call it Tokyo. They did this for world peace, and cannot let anyone find out the truth. But... why would destroying Rokkenjima bring about this world peace? What are they hiding? What does it have to do with love?

That's what I'm thinking.

>>5636909
I assume Shkannontrice is true, and that if beato = queen, she is shannon, if beato = king she is kanon, and if beato = knight she is beatrice. So I'm guessing we hear the story from the fucked up life of Shannon.

>>5636815
>gif
speaking of which

It seems like that Ep4 teaparty animator is making a fan animation for EP6 Kanon running scene, but I'm not certain...could someone translate this?

2010/01/15
計画を立ててみました
今度は締め切りがないのでその分じっくりと作りたいナァと…！
仕事とか他にすることもあるので
出来るのは大分先になりそうだけど
じわりじわりとやっていきます

因みに予定としては例の嘉音君疾走シーンからラストまで
長い上に難しすぎる部分です…
でもきっと愛があればできるはず…！！！！！(`･ω･´)

>>5636960
I don't care about the life of a mass murderer.

>>5636958
I don't remember Sayo being written in Hiragana anywhere.
But even if it is, you can just think that she used the spelling of her second name, Shannon, to create Yoshiya.

>>5636954

Well even the EP7 OP hints it

>>5636941
Well, maybe Gohda will be the next demon !!!1
No, the real problem is... Who is Gaap?

But now that I think of it...
There're 7 stakes, and 7 relatives
(I mean, the children of Kinzo and their wives/husband)

>>5636986
Gaap is the hidden passage in the well.

>>5636960

Don't forget that the whole thing gets cleared up by a cigeratte bud left on the scene that dog, that was actually the twin of another dog, didn't bark at so we knew it was familiar.

>>5636943
哉代 = Kanayo, another female name

now it's Kanayoshkanontrice, nice work guys

>>5636967
What running scene? When he runs to save Battler?

>>5637001
The new van dine character would surely appreciate this.

>>5636986
Gaap is Maria's rose

Lucifer = Natsuhi
Leviathan = Kyrie
Mammon = Eva
Belphegor = Krauss (?)
Asmodeus = Rudolf
Satan = Rosa
Beelzebub = Hideyoshi (?)

>>5636960
Maybe there're aliens on Rokkenjima? Or mysterious virus? Or both?

>>5637024
AND THEN IT TURNS OUT, THAT BEATRICE IS AN ORGANIZATION OF PEOPLE.

>>5637019
I makes sense this way, yes, but I've never understood why Kyrie got killed by her stake while Rudolf got killed by another one than asmo.

>>5637019
Doesn't Rudolf actually fight another stake than Asmo in ep 04?

>>5637013
yeah

>>5637019
some anon before episode 6 was suggesting that Gaap was Hideyoshi actually. Something about secrete passages he mentioned somewhere.

>>5637034
OMG YOU'RE RIGHT !
AND THERE'S "DEMONS" (workers) OF BEATRICE SENT TO CLEAN THE MESS

>>5637045
>>5637039
Yes, Belphegor killed him, but Rudolf was a pimp. I mean, he left 2 women pregnant.
At the same time.

>>5637019

come on
Gohda = Beelzebub

Has anyone figured out what Rudolf's truth was, that he wanted to tell Battler and Kyrie? And why in one of the earlier games, he told them he would probably be killed?

And the goat servants...what the hell do they represent?

The explosion?

>>5637068
don't you know? Kyrie=Asumu

What if Ange was Battler?

>>5637065
Beatrice was created because of Battler's sin; e.g. the fact that he took so many steroids that he was infected with a mysterious virus that, if released to the outside world, would kill all of mankind.

>>5637080
He found out about Shkanon.

>>5637080
He's gay, that's why he left his 2 women.
But gayness isn't tolerated in Ushiromiya family...

>>5637087
Other furniture... knifes and such, given the quantity.

>>5637024

Did you even read ep v?

>>5637087

hmmm? the master keys?

the sarcasm level sure is rising in this thread

I didn't know what person to use, so I just went with first person plural

計画を立ててみました
We (?) tried to set up a plan
今度は締め切りがないのでその分じっくりと作りたいナァと…！
This time there is no time limit so we want to deliberity put that time to use.
仕事とか他にすることもあるので
We (?) also have work and other things to do
出来るのは大分先になりそうだけど
But it looks like we (?) might be able to finish it earlier than we (?) thought.
じわりじわりとやっていきます
We're advancing step by step
因みに予定としては例の嘉音君疾走シーンからラストまで
By the way we're planning from that Kanon running scene until the end.
長い上に難しすぎる部分です…
It's not only a long but also complicated part.
でもきっと愛があればできるはず…！！！！！(`･ω･´)
But with love it can surely be done.

>>5637080
I think that it's that Battler=Kyrie's baby, and that Rudolf switched them.
>>5637088
Since when?
>>5637090
Everyone is Battler, everyone is Beatrice, at the same time.

>>5637019
I'd say that Krauss is Lucifer, considering he's the oldest sibling with the most to be insecure about.

Natsuhi is more like Belphegor, since she's the one working so hard for the Ushiromiya name.

Hideyoshi kinda works as Beelzebub, consider that Mammon and her are pretty close, and he does seem to be a calming force on the others.

Asmodeus I would've put as Rosa, considering her big love quest and her being the youngest.

That would leave Rudolf as Satan, which doesn't make too much sense. Then again, how much do we really know about him?

>>5637096
But in the end of EP2, Maria and Rosa were trying to escape from them. And in the tips, their corpses (or whatever, since they went missing) were pretty much destroyed.

>>5637122
Yes but Kanon also fought with them in Jessica's room

>>5637110
jokes, your head etc.

>>5637117
Also Rosa is a slut anyway

I think the goats simply represent impending doom, from any source. Remember, at the end of 6, the characters took off goat masks.

>>5637147
I'm not allowed to share my opinion, or make jokes?

So what about Batnatsukymashkannotrice?

>>5637151
George killed those goats in EP4.

>>5637109
>It's not only a long...
awesome, I guess it will come out after the fourth voice drama

>>5637166
The entire thing was Shannon playing with her multiple personalities in her head.

So, the "girl" in the op is actually a dude?

And every year, there's a big gang bang on Rokkenjima, the whole family fucks... Bit without love, it cannot be seen.

>>5637166
I'm more a believer of Batnatsukykinkraujesevahidegeoruanasrosmashkannotrice

>>5637189
I LOVE EVERYONE

Kinzo gave birth to Battler, then he gave the baby to Natsuhi.

That baby was Jessica.

>>5637188
It might be. Look at the buttons in her jacket. Also, s/he's pretty much flat.

>>5637188

I seriously hope so.

>>5637117
Rosa is obviously Satan with her wrath and Rudolf is Asmo, since he's a pimp.

>>5637188
Seems like it
Even Maria has bigger breasts than "her"

>Kinzo gave birth to Battler
SHOW ME YOUR HONOR
NO...YOUR OTHER HONOR

>>5637214
>>5637216
>>5637224

Homolust? In mai Seacats?

>>5637222
Rosa is a slut too, she's always fucking with guys then break because of Maria

>>5637242
That never happened.

>>5637253

Meh, at this point I'm just rooting for Piece Battler(Meta-Battler can go suck a dick), Gohda, Jessica, Rudolf, Kyrie, Eva, Hideyoshi, and Rosa to live.

Shannon and Kanon drank a bit too much of the kool-aid in episode 6, and George's NICE GUY rant annoyed me. As for the others, Genji is in on the murders too I bet, same with Nanjo, and Maria is retarded.

Krauss and Natsuhi deserve to die for not noticing they were paying one person two wages.

Actually, Maria's father is Battler.

>>5637264
No, Maria's father is Beatrice.

>>5637264
Battler is everybody's father.

>>5637238
IT'S CATFISH MORON !

>>5637234
FUCK YEAH KRONAR USHIROMIYA

>>5637264
No, but Ange's is.

>>5637269
In reality, it's Rudolf. He's such a pimp that he even fucks his siblings.

Oh, and he's Jessica's and George's father too.

>>5637261
Shannon and Kanon aren't the same person.

I love how this thread has derailed.

>>5637283
>George's father
No.
>Jessica's father
Perhaps.

>>5637261
>Krauss and Natsuhi deserve to die for not noticing they were paying one person two wages.

That

>>5637286
Even if they aren't, they still drank too much of the kool-aid.

Bunch of loonies.

>>5637261

>Jessica to live

Why the hell do you want Jessica to live? the bitch was also annoying in EP6

>>5637301
Agreed, you can't use Rudolf and Eva and generate that chair-loving faggot.

Kanon was filling in for Shannon on one of her sick days, Battler made a promise of love to him, thinking he was a she, when he revealed that he was indeed a he and not a her, Battler flipped a shit and broke his heart

that is his sin

I want Maria to have a happy end. Probably wont happen though..her jaw is found after the explosion incident.

>>5637309
She wasn't annoying. She was remarkably chill, she wasn't overly angsty or anything to that effect.

>>5637301
Even Eva would fuck his brother. I mean, look at Hideyoshi.

He's fucking ugly.

But. on the other side, if Rudolf was George's father, George would have inherited Rudolf's pimpness.

>>5637317
Maria has diplomatic immunity from explosions now. She'll be fine.

>>5637317
Doesn't mean anything if Battler could prevent the murders

>>5637309
I don't know bro, I found her to be the voice of reason this episode.

Kanon - I RAAB YOU

Jessica - Ah, cool, let's date, see where we go from her-

Kanon - NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND LOVE DUEL ACTIVATE HEAVEN OR HELL LET'S ROCK

Kinzo's penis is the true cuplrit.
You can't deny this.

>>5637324
>He's fucking ugly.
YOU DON'T KNOW HIS CHARM

>>5637315
No, his sin was that, six years ago, he ate all the bananas. This caused Kinzo to fly into a rage and replace the candy with bombs.

>>5637317

I want both Rosa and Maria to have ahappy end and they should.

>>5637331
>DUEL ACTIVATE HEAVEN OR HELL LET'S ROCK
Why did I laugh so hard??

>>5637349
How could Rosa be happy with her retarded daughter?

Calling it now, Kinzo had something to do with Higurashi.

It's absurdly obvious.

Also battler is Keichii.

Also Shkanontrice is Rika's piece.

>>5637356
How can Maria not be retarded with Rosa beating the fuck out of her all day?

>>5637356
...
anyone have that rifyu comic about Maria?

>>5637356
It's Rosa's fault if Maria is retarded. She didn't give her enough attention. What kind of mother leaves her daughter alone to be with men? In Hokkaido? It's natural that she had to make up imaginary friends.

The thing is, Maria is supposed to have met Beatrice the previous years.Theories on this?

>>5637331
Yeah, somehow, Jessica managed to be the most rational person in the episode.

Keep in mind she turns into a terminator robot.

>>5637324
>He's fucking ugly.
Rudolf and Hideyoshi are the cutest faces in Umineko.

>>5637376
Shkannon dressed up as beatrice, performed "magic", and Maria needed to believe in it. After establishing that for a while, Shkannon guaranteed someone who would follow his/her orders perfectly.

Anyone noticed that George is getting over weight?

>>5637394
We should try making sure he doesn't go to bed past 7.

>>5637341

Does anyone else think that Battler being Kyrie's son might be a big red hairing?

>>5637390
See, this is what episode 6 failed at.

Locking windows, performing pranks, having candy appear from cups through slight of hand?

Wonderful!

Killing people you supposedly care about in gruesome manners?

Not so wonderful.

For harmless pranks and tricks there's Magic.

For everything else, there's murdercard.

>>5637394
George being a fatass is nothing new.
>>5637390
another personality swap without a reason?

I'm leaving this thread, thanks guys, it was epic

>>5637341
Poor victims that got impaled.

>>5637390
On the other hand, Maria says she meets Beatrice "every year". Are we assuming Shannon was one of the servants on duty at every single family conference?

I wouldn't put it past Kinzo.

So....did anyone actually gained any respect for George in this episode? especially when he confessed how he used to be a creppy faggot in the past?

>>5637420
After kinzo's death, yes. But it doesn't mean that she have to become Beatrice for fun every year, even when Battler is not here.

>>5637430
No, it just made him more pathetic than his fat self already is.

>>5637430
Nope, this episode just made me hate him more.

>>5637341

I wouldn't put it past Granfathers Penis

>>5637430
>>George
>>Respect
>>does not compute

>>5637348
THIS EXPLAINS MONKEY BEATRICE

So there I was, being Rudolf, and then I saw Asumu, so I fucked the SHIT out of her. And then I saw Kyrie, and I ALSO fucked the SHIT outta her. This was in the same night, so their due dates happened to be on the same day. What, use condoms? As the fuck if!

Asumu's baby was a girl, and Kyrie's was a boy, and I couldn't very well raise a girl as my first child, so I did what any reasonable man would do.

I took Kyrie's son and told her that her baby died. I then gave the girl to my brother Krauss, dude was TOTALLY sterile.

>>5637427
I love that 'I wouldn't put it past Kinzo' quickly replaced 'Beatrice did it with magic' as the excuse for all the bullshit that goes on.

>>5637430
No, I actually laughed at him more.
What a faggot, damn it, I wanted to punch him so badly.

>>5637431
After Kinzo's death = two family conferences out of I guess six, counting from when Battler stopped coming, since Maria says she can't remember Battler clearly.

>>5637445
manga of ep2, you are the second best one.

>>5637430
I gained respect for Rosa, Kyrie, Jessica Lambdadelta, Eva and Erika. Oh, and Gohda too but that's because he is Gohda.

Everyone else plummeted like a motherfucker.

>>5637446
The true culprit is Rudolf's penis.

>>5637329

Not really, how do explain the jaw?

Unless you are implying Kakera

This is the best Umineko thread I've seen in a while.

>>5637450

I laughed when Ange compared him to a telephone pole. Even his cousin thinks his a faggot.

I found his behaviour in EP6 to be very arrogant. It seriously made me completly hate George/Shannon and George to an extent.

>>5637470
We're being light hearted and satirical. Just sit back and enjoy the ride, August 15th is going to be even crazier.

>>5637468
Was the Jaw discovered each game?

>>5637465
WE SOLVED UMINEKO
Let's go home everyone.

>>5637457
What about Dlanor?

>>5637479
See, I was trying to root for Kanon and Jessica, but Kanon disappointed me this episode.

People told me he was a huge bro, but I was just creeped the fuck out by him.

Like in his flashback

YEAH I REMEMBER KINZO HE WAS A NICE GUY TOOK ME SHOOTING

Wonderful, but, uh, YOU'RE THE KILLER SO HEARING ABOUT YOU BEING ADEPT AT SHOOTING IS JUST A LITTLE....

>>5637479
I like how he was comparing extra classes to prison.
What a fucking pussy..

>>5637493
But, he isnt.

>>5637479
Shannon was pretty annoying too.
Well, all this love faggotry was annoying as hell.

>>5637493
EVERYONE WILL DIE, SIS

FUCK YEAH EVERYONE WILL DIE

SHIT IS SO CASH

>>5637493
It is odd that Kinzo would treat a servant like that, then again it is Kinzo and hes a crazy bro so I don't suspect shit.

>>5637482

Ep 1 is the original event.
Beside, a jaw was discovered OUTSIDE the game, so unless you change the past Maria is uuuuu dead.

>>5637479
See, I was rooting against George in his fight precisely because he was such a gigantic faggot. Evatrice is mah waifu~

At least Jessica had an awesome one liner in hers.

As for Kanon and Shannon's.... I can't call that a fight. Their duel was pretty good I guess.

>>5637482
I think so
IIRC it was mentioned at the end of EP1 and EP4 Ange investigation

>>5637493
Godha? .......I hate that guy.

I always try to get him in the First Twilight, BUT HIS MAGICAL CHEF POWERS ARE TOO STRONG.

George wants to preserve his purity until marriage. What a gigantic faggot.

>>5637521
POTS AND PANS

>>5637493
Still way better than George and Shannon.
Annoying, egocentric motherfuckers.

Trust in your heart Anon.
Im always here for you.

>>5637529

Please pony....please save us from ShKanon.....

It seems that this thread is going to die soon. I had fun with you guys. ;_:

>>5637522
It's just an excuse for him to not know about Shkannon's true nature.

>>5637521
What if Gohda was Battler's mother?

>>5637522

He just have a tiny penis.

>>5637506
That part had me laughing so hard because they were just so fucking STOKED about it.

>>5637527
Don't get me wrong, when Jessica finally says "Fine whatever let's do this shit" and kills Kyrie, that was awesome. But I couldn't root for Jessica AND Kanon.

Heck, Kanon rubbed me the wrong way, while Jessica has a crush on him, and acknowledges that she simply has a crush on him, Kanon magically becomes a creepy borderline yandere.

Which makes sense, because Sayoishya is a delusional romantic who kills people, but nonetheless, goddamn.

>>5637529
I'm still waiting for you, Pony. ;_;

>>5637527
Shannon and George were basically
"Killing people so I can have him/her? No problem dude :DD"

And in the middle of all this, Jessica was the only one "who was "Wtf, are you kidding me?", even for only a short time.

>>5637535
Keep believing, don't let the others pressure.
I shall guide you to the truth when the time comes.

I wasn't expecting Jessica to have that much common sense.

>>5637556
I believe, pony-san! Will Van Dine gallop in on your back to save us too???

>>5637556
Pony-san ;_;

>>5637556

ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU

About the whole "Trial for love". When Shannon became human, she drew something from both Kannon and Beato.. So doesn't this mean that, for her to truly love, she had to kill the other personalities that took part of her soul? Is this a hint or what?

Anyone kind enough to repeat for me the "Moon-chan" theory? I totally missed it, and I see no one using that one lately.

>>5637555
After George kills his mother.

Jessica: Hahaha, oh wow. You're something else.

This makes me think Jessica may be on Bern's side in episode 7. Not as a culprit, but as a brutal truth type of person.

Kyrie continues to prove that the only reason she gets killed off so quick in the first two games is because she's too smart for her own good.

And maybe the culprit in the third game. Or the mastermind in all of them.

I like how we know nothing about he adults, i would like too see a vn with just them in it. Also I like how this theory shit will be crushed by a crazy ass ending, and all these theory fags can explode.They ruin Umineko in my eyes.

>>5637582
Yeah, that was the whole underlying point of the trial if you believe in Shkannontrice.

>>5637584


Moon-chan is the stupidest theory alive, don't bother

>>5637587
What? Wasn't she giving him shit for what he did?

>>5637479

Yeah, were we meant to respect George more after this?

You'd almost think so.

He told off nerds and "Nice Guys" though and probably made them feel uncomfortable. It'd be one thing if he did that, and went on to be a really cool and nice guy.

But really, he was a dick. Instead of becoming a cool guy like Battler or Jessica, he just became an Alpha Male, missing the point of what made Battler cool.

If Shkannontrice is real, this is why he'll loose out to Battler in the end. Determination can only bring you so far.

>>5637584
Moon-chan is the idea that Jessica is behind Shannon and Kanon killing people. Or just her being the culprit in general.


I must say, I might have to reopen it, after the remarkable amount of common sense Jessica showed in this episode.

>>5637592
We know they fucking suck when it comes to money.

>>5637597
>>5637603

Thanks

>>5637590

I seriously hope at EP7 Kyrie finally gets an episode dedicated to her!

The issue with Kyrie being the culprit is that it doesn't make a whole ton of sense.

Kyrie would kill only those she needed to kill, not the whole damn island.

And if Ange is coming on the island in episode 7, well, it's pretty much jossed.

I love how Bern almost lost her shit when Battler threatened to boot her.

She shows more emotion each ep.

>>5637515
>>5637482

You know, it's that jaw we see popping up again and again in the background. Sometimes it seems even kind of inappropriate.

But if you think of it another way, it's got that weird Donnie Darko kind of effect.

The jaw keeps flashing up in our heads for some reason...

>>5637620
At the very least, she kills Nanjo in EP3. She could even have killed everyone that game besides Battler and Jessica.

>>5637620
With Ange, is the number of people 17, or 18? 17, right?

>>5637603
Only in Umineko will common sense qualify you to be some kind of magnificent bastard.
I disagree, I think she'll just aid Battler subtly, like she's been doing from the very beginning.

Of course, if Meta-Jessica could see Meta-Battler now, she might be disappoint.

>>5637636
>it's that jaw we see popping up again and again in the background
HOLY SHIT I DID NOT KNOW THIS

Sayoshiya's punishment will be far worse than being imprisoned. She will end up married to George, while Battler and Jessica go to pick up chicks at a bar.

So... There are 17 people on the Island, Kinszo is dead and doesn't count, Erika doesn't exist, and Shanon and Kanon are the same person.

Do the math, there's an extra man running around.

>>5637654
NOW WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

>>5637671
Now let us picture being married to George for a little while.


Terrifying, isn't it?

>>5637647
Sorry, but Jessica ain't gonna be a hero in the end of this. Remember this lovely exchange?

>>5637684
Wait for me, anon. I'll be there soon.

>>5637684
Except that we are not sure that Shannon = Kanon. Or that Erika doesn't exist.

>>5637687
IT'S SIMPLE, EVERYONE SURVIVES, LIKE BATTLER WANT'S. THEN THE LAND SHARK COMES AND KILLS EVERYONE, AFTER THE GAME IS OVER. IF NOT EVERYONE, IT AT LEAST RIPS OFF MARIA'S JAW.

>>5637703
SHITTY PONY

YOU SAID YOU'D COME BACK

GODDAMN IT

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO KILL MY WHOLE FRIENDS AND FAMILY NOW IN A FAUX-CLOSED ROOM MYSTERY.

>>5637715
>Except that we are not sure that Shannon = Kanon. Or that Erika doesn't exist.
In before the shit storm

>>5637719
And nothing of value was lost.

>>5637715
But Erika was already dead by the starting time for the games, right?

>>5637733
Now Imagine Umineko without -uu

>>5637740

Erika was big fat "?" since we don't know what the fuck happened to her body and Rokkenjima is a closed box.

>>5637740
Yes, but we can not say that "there is one space left" because she is not there. Being there or not does not count in the body count, ghost-Erika is still a theory. Moreover, we don't know if the future detective in the next game will be like her.

>>5637753
There used to be an Erika on the island. She's gone now.

Looking forward towards episode 7, starring Jesson and Richter Belmont.

Also looking forward to Piece Battler owning Meta-Battler, fuck his anti-human shit.

>>5637726
You won't do that and you know, anon.
Wait for me and my knight with the shiny golden eyes, we will be here soon.

>>5637778
I KNOW, BECAUSE WITHOUT LOVE... THE PONY...

>>Dine defending a love story with a promise

What the f*ck Ryukishi.

>>5637777

>Also looking forward to Piece Battler owning Meta-Battler, fuck his anti-human shit.

Why the Meta-Battler hate? Also I don't know how his peice can even touch meta-Battler.

Don't mind me, just not giving a shit and pointing out how retarded everyone is.

>>5637788
>However, the tale of love ends here. What will be told from now on is only a tale of cruel tragedy and harsh truth.

>That is because the warped new game master wishes for dying screams of agony more than whispers of love....

>>5637671
Wait hoe is jes a les, if she loves kanon, (not done with ep6) I dont really get it...

>Except that we are not sure that Shannon = Kanon. Or that Erika doesn't exist.

>Nice to meet you, hello! I am Furudo Erika, a detective!! I may be an uninvited guest, but please welcome me!! I am the visitor, the eighteenth human on Rokkenjima!!
>We're very sorry, but even if we welcome you, the number of people is seventeen.

Let's list the 17
1) Kraus
2) Natsuhi
3) Jessica
4) Eva
5) Hideyoshi
6) George
7) Ruolf
8) Kyrie
9) Battler
10)Rosa
11)Maria

12)Najo
13)Genji
14)Gohda
15)Kumasawa (lia)
---
16)Kanon
17)Shanon
---
16)Shkanon
17)Erika
---
16)Shkanon
17)??? (Beatrice)
---
16)shkanontrice
17)!?!?!?

>Six years ago for me, no person called Beatrice existed.
There is then a flashback of Battler explaining the type of girl(beatrice) to shanon who he likes.

So the question is, if Shkanontrice is true, who is the extra person?
Possibilities of people around at that time: the dead nameless heir, ANOTHER battler, Asumu, who else?

>>5637809

Just give up. Bernkastel doesn't have a chance against a pony. you fool.

>>5637814
>Wait hoe is jes a les
What?

>>5637814
She is a lesbian, yes.

I personally think she just thought it'd be great to see the look on George's face once she NTR'd him.

>>5637814
Because Kanon is a girl.

>>5637788

You meant Dine punching Shkannon out of the motherfucking board.

>>5637820
An extra detective instead of Erika

>>5637827
Someone write this scenario.

I laughed heartily.

I don't know how that ever came too be, since she has been in love with kanon this whole time...., but ill have too Finnish ep6 too find out i guess

New thread:
>>5637860

>>5637862
and you also have to believe retarded theories, btw

>>5637862
Kanon and Shannon are the same person.

Their body is female.

Jessica is attracted to Kanon.
She isn't to boys.

You should be able to solve this.

If this is the plot, that is awesome.

Beatrice as Jessica
Battler as Himself.

Very nice.

I exactly made this face when I finished Ep. 6

No seriously, in between all these asshole passages about readers being shitheads and the final explanation given literally being "IT'S MAGIC, I AIN'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT" and cockteasing about "THE TRUUUUUUUTH" this was some serious trippy shit.

What the fuck Ryukishi, what the fuck.