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>>5633967
man ure imagiantion must be lacking is thats the best u can come up with ^^

I would carry a big Roman shield and wait for someone to throw danmaku at me.

>>5633972
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>>5633977
cool trolling bro, if u dont like the thread then dont post in it

Find Marisa and do shrooms

>>5633984

You haven't been here long, have you?

>>5633960
well. assuming I am not eaten by a youkai or killed an a danmaku crossfire, try to make myself a usefully entertaining to who ever I encounter first.

>>5633991
I've been on /jp/ since 2006 nice try bro

>>5633996

You're either lying or you're a really clever troll.

I would go to the SDM and then become Patchy's slave and learn magic and then use said magic to FUCK TOEHOES

starting with Patchy, that asthma, so sexy <3

>>5633996
>bro bro bro bro bro bro bro
get out of /jp/

>>5634005
Man, your serious answer to a joke is so stupid that it hurts. Would you like to lurk more perhaps?

Burn down Yuuka's garden
Fucking hate that bitch

>>5634016

Oh sorry, I have assburgers syndrome.

I would report your thread.

well first i would become a touhou mysefl

my abilities would invoelv teh manpiulation of free will adn amores pasions. i woudl have a bow and arrows excpet they would be roses and i all teh other tohou girls wold love me but i obnly have eyes for suika so i woud get her to be my grilfrend and yea ^_^

DEN i qwould i hang out wirthn all of my toeuh friens

I wuld have long shinying purple hair and bright blue eyes and a lot of ribbens and my hat woudl be cutee adn my dress woyld be short and lacey and i woyld lick aoll of their armpits hehe

Go with marisa or alice to learn magic, probably with marisa, you see that alice dude..not so good
Then join horses with 6 idiots and try to break that damn barrier, get my ass beaten and drink tea

stop derailing my thread just answer the question stop with all this meta bullshit

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Find and kill Alice, Parsee, and Koishi.

Do something awesome with Flan.
Then play with Sanae.
Then go trolling with Yukari and mofumofu Ran's tails.
Hug Chen.
Use Cirno as my air conditioner
and the very first thing i would do is
TICKLE SUWAKO

obv i devour the enemies wif power of darkness and use my elegnt fire sword to p00n some noobs too

>>5634043
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>>5633960
I red it as
u wake up in Gensokyo, whats the first thing u do?
pic related, i would do both suika and reimu

>>5634043
Nobody cares about your shitty thread, fucking moron.

>>5634080

>bawwww I never get this many replies when I make a thread

>>5634080

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Oh /jp/ you so stupid

>>5634094
>>5634094
>>5634094

ah yes i wouyld like steal alices grimoir and be like all migty powerful wizard wirh a doll legion .ph34r: and all teh girls in gensyoko will be my slaves XD and then when yukari wakes up in spring she will be like wehres reimu o-o and when she goes to the shrine she willsee me and my harem sucking my dick XD

>>5634041

aftre my now daily mroing sexsion (get it i combined sex adn session togeterh) wiht Suika I wold get up adn help other touhou ledies with there probelms. wit my bow in tow(hou) i woyld hlep marsisa and reimu reikineld theyre romance by likcing their armpets and tongeng them both hehe ^^ i wold nevre do any1 but Suika though i leov her. afrert getting some alcohol for suika i wold go back home aend we wuld party and get drukn an den she would let em do hre ^_^;;;

Fuck Marisa

I want to become best friends with Yuuka and Parsee

Learn to use spellcards, go bother Reimu