/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Because I could browse /jp/ *while wearing frilly dresses*.

So people can find their yuri fetish more appealing

Why wouldn't I?

I would be cute.

Why do you even ask OP? You wouldn't understand even if I told you.

>>5622463

No you wouldn't.

1. You're still three dimensional
2. You'd have the same hideous greasy acne-ridden skin
3. You'd probably still be grotesquely obese or disgustingly malnourished as NEETs are wont to be

Personally I'd rather be a futanari.

So I could hit on other lolis, thus orgy

>>5622483
Little girls don't have acne.

loli lesbian sex.

>>5622483
>2. You'd have the same hideous greasy acne-ridden skin

If you haven't outgrown your acne yet, you don't belong here. I had it worse than anyone in my middle/high school and it still went away for me.

>>5622559

Acne isn't purely a hormonal/stage-of-life thing. You'd get it continuously if you don't clean your skin properly.

>>5622564
+if you had it bad you got the scars to prove for it.

If you call a few pimples acne, then you are stupid.

>>5622564
Key word is "purely".

Imbalanced hormones play the largest role and as long as you shower more than once a week and don't rub pizza on your face after your teen years it shouldn't be noticeable.

Little girls are more loved than intellectual but lazy, fat neckbeards.

>>5622559
Fuck you. Know that there are other acne variants than the common teenager's acne vulgaris.

>>5622569

Scar tissue can be formed just from repetitious damage. A few pimples, that is, if you pop them and they reform and you pop them again (repeat).

>>5622569
>+if you had it bad you got the scars to prove for it.

Why do you have to remind me? ;_;

My dreams of a manly beard are gone thanks to this shit, all I can grow are small patches on my face where the acne didn't obliterate the hair follicles.

>>5622601

Beards are responsibilities, anyway. Take it from me.

I have to wash it, and comb it, and shave, so that neckbeard does not occur and the dreaded Neckbear comes.

You're better off without, unless you wish to shoulder the responsibility.

>>5622585
I wasn't referring to obscure post-teen acne diseases, go blow yourself.

>>5622607
How hard can it possibly be to buy an electric shaver?

That's all I use, as long as I shower once a day and spend 30 seconds trimming it, it looks fine.

>>5622616

Those give me bumps. I can't take it easy like this.

>>5622620
Enjoy your useless toiling then. I'll be enjoying the benefits of technology.

because girls looks better and i like wearing frilly dresses

Real men use mechanical razors.

>>5622601

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