/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>5616412
Depends which of the hags you're talking about. The image is setup so they get more shit the closer you get to the middle.

Well you keep using meme words like hags but otherwise no. Kanako is mine, though.

I would father children with all of them.

>>5616419
i'll take all the rest then

>>5616422
You must be trolling. Yukari is the most delicious

That's fine.
I don't want them anyway.
I'll be taking Alice and Cave Alice.

>>5616412
>Is something wrong with me /jp/?

Yes. You've become a normalfag. Get the fuck out of /jp/.

i've never liked loli, MATURE WOMEN ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT WHAT THEY DO

You're becoming a normalfag again OP. Matter of time until you return to Flandre, Suwako, and other real girls. Not annoying fat bitches

>>5616450
Complain, and be slutty?

>>5616450
Enjoy your wrinkles, stretch marks and love handles bro.

Not at all. Variety is the spice of life, and a true breast connoisseur will appreciate breasts of all sizes and forms.

>implying yakumo Ran is an old hag.

>>5616471

Yuuka>Yukari>Ran>Kanako>Byakuren>Yuyucow>Yuugi>Eirin

>>5616476
Why is a furry so high on your list? Fuck off

>>5616476
no

>>5616492
Just for that I'm moving Ran to the top of my own hag list.

Why are honest and sweet young ladies like Yuyuko and Youkai Jesus being lumped in with the rest of those evil old hags?

Byakuren = Yuyuko > Yukari > Yuugi > Yuuka >> Kanako > Ran >>>>>> Eirin

>>5616520
HE DOESNT KNOW THEIR AGES

>furry

Why do you fags rate Eirin so low?

>>5616565
Cause she's an elitist bitch. Plus her boss music blows.

>>5616520
Yuyuko is the original hag.

>>5616572
/jp/ complaining about elitists? Go back to /a/

>Lately I have fallen for the hags.
>Is something wrong with me /jp/?
Of course not, everything seems to be in ord-
>excluding the furry
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?

I like Eirin. Not a lot of pics of her around from what I've seen, though.

>>5616565
Because most depictions of her play up the retarded "Dr. Mengele in Gensokyo XD" aspect, instead of capitalizing on the fact that she's Omoikane.

>>5616585
How savvy

>>5616595
She isn't Omoikane. Don't assume random shit just cause there's a small reference in a spellcard.

>>5616591
I'm ok with this, for some reason.

I like Eirin, but there's really not much you can do with her due to it being nearly impossible to write a super-intelligent character. Experiments lol is good enough.

>Loli Yuugi

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!?!?!

and why am I okay with it either way?

>>5616618
And her last name, and everything else about her, hurp.

You'd think there'd be an Eirin/Cirno manzai.

>>5616646
Not really, he's a guy and she's a girl

>>5616651
Cirno? That seems random.

>>5616655
Has that ever stopped ZUN before?
Does Nitori *look* like a kappa?
Does Suika *look* like an oni?
Does Keine *look* like a hakutaku?
No, because they all look like little girls in kawaii dresses, because that's what Touhou is about.

>>5616668

Nah, super intelligent + super stupid.

wait, no love for this old hag?

I'll like Omoikane Eirin when someone writes her properly. That will never, ever happen.

>>5616691
Just use Kaguya. She actually has a relationship with Eirin and is also stupid.

>>5616710
What's your basis for "Kaguya is stupid?"

>>5616732
neets r dum xdxd

YUYU IS THE PUREST TOUHOU

>>5616732
Inaba. It's barely canon, of course. If that.

>>5616738
You've got to be pure if you want the Yama to love you.

>>5616538
Tewi is older than much other characters and is not a hag.

I think they just picked a random new character (youkhrist) and added to the team, Yuyuko was added because she was friend with Yukari.

>>5616655
>Not really, he's a guy and she's a girl

Protip: Amaterasu was depicted as often as a man as she was as a woman up until the Meiji Restoration, when they figured out that representing her as a woman made for a stronger message.

Best old hag

>>5616786
Women can't think. Depicting a wisdom god as a woman is just wrong.